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    “Lothar,” said the old man, apparently the self-appointed king, “do you not know this bitch? The Starks have sent us Dejah Thoris. You have before you the Queenslayer, who killed two queens, two dragons and murdered my son Black Walder. But she also murdered Sansa Stark, Arya Stark, Bran Stark and Jon Snow. She’s killed more Starks than we have. Heh.”

    We looked at one another silently for a brief moment, until finally I tired of the game and spoke.

    “I am indeed Dejah Thoris of House Mormont,” I said loudly. “And you should not have called me ‘bitch’.”

    “You think to avenge the Starks.”

    “Fuck the Starks,” I said, relishing every word. “You murdered my sister, Lady Dacey Mormont. In the name of my House I have come to kill you, your family and all of your retainers.”

    “I know who you are,” he rattled. “We were warned of your coming.”

    “Perhaps you should have shared this warning with your guards.”

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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

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