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    Alfred takes a vacation. Tim and Damian take over the Manor for an all-out war. Casualties are a foregone conclusion.

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    "Can't we just use the green button?"

    "No," Bruce snarled back, "Once that is pressed, the damages are irreversible."

    "Yes, but, from what you told me, it's an emergency."

    "It's not yet a God-level emergency. Until it reached the threshold of imminent doom, do not, under any circumstances, press it."

    Clark was silent for a moment, glancing at the Manor from their forest cover. He nervously adjusted his glasses. "Bruce, are you sure there's something wrong? It looks so peaceful."

    Bruce nodded as he continued to strap various weapons on his legs. "All my kids are in the house."

    Clark's eyes widened and he whistled, impressed, "You weren't kidding about the direness of the situation."

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    Jackson imprints on Mark, but their first meeting doesn't go so well. Mark imprints on Jackson, but he's kind of an asshole . They'll find out how strong imprinting is.

    Or :
    The one ridiculous story where Mark has a lot of secrets . Jackson wants to uncover them . Jinyoung is a protective friend . Jaebum is in love with Jinyoung who can't be his mate . Bambam and Yugyeom are fucking amazing together but ridiculously kinky af . Youngjae is the best badass boss and friend anyone could ever ask for , and JYP is the big bad wolf trying to blow their house down . This pack is smart tho . They live in penthouses , mansions and ancestral homes that won't budge an inch even in a hurricane . Buckle up ! It's a wild ride ! No one told Mimzi to write this shit but she did anyways .

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    The porn train that no one asked for but Mimzi wrote anyway ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯

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    The one story filled with impossible plot twists and coincidences that nobody asked for but Mimzi wrote anyway ¯\_(⊙_ʖ⊙)_/¯

    Basically no one asked for it but Mimzi is fucking rebel with too much time on her fucking hands and now has a 9.9/10 chance of ending up in hell for writing Ψ(`◇´)Ψ AND SHE REGRETS NOTHING !

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    Sice "never pegged Machina."
    For Anon, thanks I hate it.

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    “Unlike you, I don’t have to create games and to play by their rules to be feared. I could take you right then and there at any moment, cut your balls right off and feed them to you, or shove my cock up your throat and make you choke, cry and swallow.”

    Ramsay's first mistake was to believe he was the scariest person alive.

    His second mistake was to choose a Greyjoy as his plaything.

    As for the third... It certainly was to believe he could ever have ran from Euron Greyjoy.

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    “I want my heart back,” Saïx said.

    “Yes,” Xemnas agreed, “you should have a heart inside of you.” He ghosted his fingers over Saïx’s forehead, studying it, as if he was going to touch the wound himself. “I will make sure of it.“

    From the first slivered days of a new life in a new Organization, to the golden light of the ever-elusive truth, to the final, bitter ashes of a friendship unrepairable; Saïx searches for a moon, and Xemnas promises to give him one.

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    Instead of writing beautiful, meaningful works, I've decided to quit my job and just write a bunch of deleted scenes from Todoroki's birthday party. These are gonna suck even harder than last time. Good fucking luck, lads.

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    Lilac is a PhD student with a serious caffeine addiction and an even more serious crush on the two hot baristas at the local camel-themed coffee shop.

    (Writing a coffee shop AU of your own D&D campaign is a good use of time, right?)

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    By all means, he shouldn't accept something from that devil. And yet Gran can't help but yearn for the power of Belial's scythe.

    ( Basically me writing the Scythe of Belial uncap episodes and then some )

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    At the bottom of the Hell Climb Pillar, Joseph and Caesar continue to bicker. Their fighting gets a little bit out of hand as they push each other to get more and more physically intimate while each refuses to back down.

    Also there is just so much oil.

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    Elliot, a 19 year old bubbly, energetic, happy, kid goes on an adventure of pain and remembering.

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    yoongi gives jeongguk a massage. and then he gives him a “massage.”

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    In which Spock opens his window for someone who is essentially a stranger and gets bagels and two very Human friends out of it.

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    Eddie likes being choked until he can't breathe. Venom likes making them feel good.

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    Running away doesn't always turn out the way you planned. Sometimes you realize the monster you're running from was the least of your concerns. There are plenty of monsters out there in the world, just waiting for you to run right into their grasp, and some of them may never let you escape.

    Fifteen-year-old Gerard Way was about to discover just how true that was.

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    黄,办公室play,尿管play,不能接受请不要往下

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    Chuuya fucks Dazai with his gun, but Dazai can't get off unless his life is on the line.

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    John Wick was the whole package: dark hair, bedroom eyes, moody demeanor.
    And don't forget his focus, commitment and will.
    Such a darling, dressed in a black suit, could draw everybody's attention.
    I mean everybody, literally.

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    For Hermione, it starts out as a question. Is it possible to 'Avada Kedavra' oneself? SS/HG

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    When Tsunade sends Hatake Riku to Sound, he has three goals: 1) find out whether Sakura and Sasuke are even there; 2) find out what Sound's doing with the genin and dropouts they seem to be kidnapping; and 3) make it out in one piece without anyone finding out about his key.

    Only Sound seems to be legitimately training the kidnapped genin, there's no sign of Sakura or Sasuke that Riku can see, and it's kind of hard to sneak around when he's under surveillance the whole time—and, on top of that, he can't use chakra.

    [Second full story in the Becoming Ninja 'verse; this story is completed and updates approximately weekly.]

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    Harry doesn't notice a new kink blossoming until it's thoroughly taken hold. Eggsy's got it all under control.

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