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    Get a professional assassin, two IMF agents, and a badass secret-agent ninja together. Add alcohol. Ask about the most creative ways they’ve killed people. Cue reminiscing about the blatant misuse of office supplies.

    A short aside in the Just Twinny 'verse while I work on the next chapter of Expect, but it can actually stand alone from the rest of the series.

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    C'était censé être une histoire poilante, c'est devenu une histoire rasoir... euh ?

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    There's an old joke on the internet that goes: "Toast lands butter-side down. Cats land on all four feet. So what happens if you drop a cat with a piece of buttered toast tied to its back?" Clearly in real life, kitty runs for safety, buttered toast crumbling with every precious leap and bound. But in the ideal conditions (ie You Wish Land) the cat-toast array hovers inches before the ground, constantly spinning as kitty and toast dual for supremacy.

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    Phil tells him to come back. Clint comes back with their freedom. (Death Race AU)

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    1
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    Clint doesn't do this because he's chained to the prison. (Death Race AU)

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    3
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    What mattered was that Emma’s hand, and Emma’s hand alone, held the knife.

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    Iruka decides to have a little fun with Kakashi, after Kakashi makes them both late. Sequel to "Why Kakashi is Always Late" Warning for mildly dubious consent - but it does work out, I promise!

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    wherein Castiel will do anything so that Dean doesn’t stay dead.

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    Karkat is in a runaway shopping cart rolling down hill, swearing to kill Gamzee for getting him into this mess.

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    Alcohol. Cheese. Fire. What could this possibly be a recipe for?

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    (678): there's chocolate cake in my bathtub. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub.

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    Sequel to "Life During (Cold) War Time": Ricki Tarr really was NOT fit to go to Kiev, and it's a mistake Peter will pay for.

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    "Are you saying you wanted to have sex with the statue?"

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    Toasters, rolling pins, and blasphemy, oh my! Never mess with Fai in the kitchen.

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    Schuldig is being his usual self and Crawford teaches him a lesson - with a loaded gun.

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    Working through some of Walter's issues.

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    Richard doesn't seem to have what other people consider "boundaries of good taste." Takes place after "Burden of Proof" and "Three Such Enemies" in the "Crescive in his Faculty" AU.

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    Take Buffy Summers and cultivate the more egomaniacal tendencies she was displaying in Season Seven, then drop her into Season Eight. Because that only makes sense, right? We don’t see some big emotional growth spurt in between the seasons. Joss just says ‘you’re all better now’ and ‘poof’ like magic we have a more grounded character in Season Eight. I didn’t like that, so I made snarky, sulky, separatist, socially scary Buffy come to life and I gave her a toy…one that made sense to me.

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    You ever get one of those ideas in your head? The sort of idea that just drives you crazy until you write it down and inflict it on some other poor sap in the hopes that the little demons will go bug them instead of you?

    Yeah, this is one of those.

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    Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.

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    14
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    146
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    17
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