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    Random drabbles about non-serious things that happened during InterNational Meetings. Sorta!Crackfic. Now accepting suggestions (this is not interactive). Rating leveled up for possibly politically sensitive topics, death, ship tease and censored foul language. Part of DCAU on FFN. Also posted on FFN.

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    11/?
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    It always ended this way with him, even when she was the one to start it; she took what she could get and that right there was the part that made her bitter, that she’d settle, that she knew she’d always bloody settle.

    Lizzie and Tommy and the dark days of season 3.

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    Fic dump all centering on Laith/Klance - some may branch into full stories.

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    6/?
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    AquaEclipse, like many of her fellow writers, was reaped into Round 5 of the Escape the Night Hunger Games. It obviously does not end well.

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    Everyone is in the principles office, and someone is going to have to fix the ceiling in the band room.

    (OR everyone is a mess but its okay)

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    10/?
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    Data and Geordi go down to Risa for shore leave. Rumor has it that Risa is home to the V'lar plant, a drug not unlike Earth ecstasy. The best part is, it's completely legal.

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    Piercings and ectoflesh have a strange relationship, and Red is curious to see how far he can take things. Blue is a lot more willing than he originally anticipated.

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    Instead of killing of the other girls, Monika decides to shrink them and keep in her house to use as sex slaves so that they can’t be with the Protagonist; the closest thing to the Player she has.

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    23/?
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    “Think about it. What if you get everything you want? What if this works? What if, in pain and in the fear of pain, I yield to your will? Where you once had a friend, you will now have a cringing slave. Then, Annatar, and only then, will we both be lost beyond recall.”

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    “Your friend Kaz,” Wylan said slowly, the beginnings of a grin playing at the edges of his lips. “Could he get his hands on some sodium?”

    or, jesper and wylan are sorely disappointed by the lack of explosions in their chemistry curriculum, so they set out to remedy the situation

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    After the events of the S1 finale, Carmen needs help. Player calls the first person he can think of. However, Julia's involvement leads down a path of understanding and communication she hadn't thought possible.

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    3/?
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    John thinks about reminding Winston that he’d been a whore long before he’d been roped into becoming an assassin who spoke broken Russian but perfect French. Whores have rules too, and John is good about rules most of the time. The thing about rules is that they sometimes change and require adjustment. It’s not so out of the ordinary, in John’s opinion, to want to find that weird loophole or two that would allow him to get his dick wet.
     
    Seven years later, things don’t change. And when they do, it’s never in the way you want them to.

    (Part two of what’s become a spectacularly self-indulgent canon divergent AU starring John Wick as a former hooker who now works for Viggo Tarasov. Please read part one first, if you haven’t already.)

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    Liam is stubborn. Thankfully, Theo has a bottomless bag of tricks to distract him.

    Will it be enough? (It won’t.)

    Fourth installment of the ‘Thiam kisses. A lot’ collection.

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    She'd known that something wasn't quite right from the instant their plane took off. Something beyond the obvious, that is. Granted, her nephew's attempted murder of her husband wasn't the most auspicious beginning to a honeymoon but Zelda had expected Faustus to be triumphant. Instead, he's almost silent, barely even acknowledging her presence beyond offering her a distracted smile when she manages to catch his eye. She tells herself that she's being ridiculous; it's the lack of sleep, or perhaps her hatred of flying combining with the day's astronomically stressful events to make her paranoid and irritable. As always when Zelda desperately tries to convince herself that something is true, it doesn't quite work.

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    Jason wants sex more often than Liam does, and it is starting to frustrate the both of them. Liam is not a cruel Master, but can't keep up with his slave's desires. Then he discovers a loophole: nowhere does it say that he can't outsource these intimacies. He could - should he want to - even outsource it to a dog.

    Whatever Liam chooses to do, Jason is happy at said man's hands, and he will continue to be forever grateful for the way he is treated: he has known far worse. In the past, he had many Masters, and a few of them were cruel and uncaring sadists. The worst one would always be Orlando Bloom. Despite being young, he knew exactly what to do and what not to do to make Jason scream. He often used those techniques.

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    Omega Tony Stark is the son of Lord Stark. Ever since he presented as an Omega, he has been promised to Lord Barnes, a ruthless warrior of Hydra that he has never even met. Three months pregnant by his lover and heat-partner, Bucky, Tony is terrified for both himself and the unborn child. But Tony Stark has never backed down before, and he’s not about to start now.

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    5/5
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    Rey's always been a good girl and followed all the rules. Until she starts embezzling from her company. Tiny amounts, no one could ever notice, maybe just a rounding error.

    One day, a red note in a black envelope arrives in her inbox. Included is a hotel room key and a message:

    "I won't tell, if you won't."

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    Michael gets his ear pierced and answers the age-old question: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?

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    Billy Hargrove was, without a doubt, Steve’s least favorite person in Hawkins.

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    There's nothing in the whole park more beautiful than Blue.

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