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    Heroes are not enough.
    Not this time.
    Not with this enemy ahead.
    To save the world they need something more.
    Something darker.
    Something unheroic.

    “Stay away from Ground Zero.”
    Pressed into a cemented half destroyed wall in some abandoned house, bleeding out of countless wounds in every inch of his body he can’t bring himself to regret ignoring that clear warning given to him long time ago; and he makes sure to convey the feeling through a wide toothy grin that puts his blood-covered teeth on display for the feral angry blond pinning him to the said wall by an iron grip on his neck and hissing at his face an inch away.
    After all it was a good deal.
    Side with the heroes and get to play with his favorite prey.
    He loved this game.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    529
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    So uh... apparently people like Miss Catherine-Louise Schofield... and now I'm getting prompts for more one-shots...
    This is where I'll keep them all.
    Tags will update dependent on one-shot content!
    If you'd like to request a one-shot to be featured here, please let me know in the comments or here!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,468
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    634
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    "I'm still not so sure about you moving in here, Izu," Inko said quietly. "There was a murder here a few years ago."

    Izuku smiled softly to his mother after setting the boxes he was carrying onto the table. "And they caught the woman that did it, mom. The security is better now, too," he said gently to his mother as he took the box out of her arms. "I'll be perfectly fine here."

    "Okay, but what about that couple that died a few months ago?" Inko inquired.

    "They were old, mom. They passed away in their sleep."

    "And what about that murder in-"

    "Mom," Izuku said firmly as he held his mother's shoulders gently. "Everything is going to be fine. I'm not that far away from you. I'll message you or call you every day. And I'll visit you as much as I can," he promised. "If anything else happens here, I'll move out, okay? I'll keep my guard up."

    Inko let out a little sigh. "Okay," she said quietly. "Sorry. I'm just worried about you."

    "I know," Izuku said softly. "But everything is going to be alright."

    Or, in other words, the time Izuku moves into a haunted apartment building and stumbles into a mystery bigger than anything he's ever faced.

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    1,600
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    45
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    Rey's always been a good girl and followed all the rules. Until she starts embezzling from her company. Tiny amounts, no one could ever notice, maybe just a rounding error.

    One day, a red note in a black envelope arrives in her inbox. Someone at the company knows and is threatening her.

    Included is a hotel room key and a message: "I won't tell, if you won't."

    Language:
    English
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    32,745
    Chapters:
    12/20
    Comments:
    1038
    Kudos:
    1100
    Bookmarks:
    198
    Hits:
    26579
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    "If the string breaks, will it tie you to someone else?"

    "No honey. If the string breaks you can still fall in love with someone else, but you'll feel a little empty inside."

    "Why would I feel empty?"

    "Because you won't have the person that completes you."

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    1,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    622
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    Trans!Peter going through life (as Spider-Man!) Featuring so, so much angst (Peter is a gay disaster), some healing, and a whole lot of love from his new family.

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    4,127
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    510
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    She didn’t want to judge and she loved them all dearly. But thinking how eight students attending the prestigious Seisho Musical Academy were trying to summon a demon in their dorms because they have nothing else to do... she wondered what her parents would say.

    Her ancestors are probably rolling in their grave right now.

    ---

    Alternative Summary: Look at the tags

    Language:
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    5,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    405
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    Our beloved cast of Mortal Kombat X (and 11 as of recently) gets up to all sorts of shenanigans between and during matches. Antics will be both about the mobile version of the game and the console version.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,893
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    66
    Hits:
    3217
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    In an unexpected twist of fate, the great hero of Draconia, Harold McDonghard, is betrothed to the Evil Queen Rosequeef! He knows peace hangs in the balance -- he must please the queen or his country will be ravaged by unspeakable evils! He must ravage her first... but it won't be that easy!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    19
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    Mac and Stiles' new hobby attracts the attention of their boss.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    158
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    The Conclave went boom, someone replaced the would be Herald with a fifteen-year-old, and no one is sure of themselves.

    Honestly, this sucks if you ask Zoe. She didn't sign up to be the unfortunate protagonist of an MGIT, and she is not the hero material anyone was looking for.

    (My contribution to the MGIT pocket of Dragon Age. There won't be any Solas/OC or Cullen/OC since everyone does one of those.)

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    English
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    35,621
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    2937
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    When a supposedly easy hunt for some extra gil takes a turn for the worse, Gladio's life is suddenly left hanging in the balance, and for the first time in his life it falls to the Prince of Lucis and his advisor to save the life of his Sworn Shield.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    248
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    Sam can’t sleep, not with the devil constantly whispering in his mind. He’s barely scraping by on coffee and uppers. And then one morning he wakes up from a good night’s sleep in their latest piece of junk car, Dean by his side. With his head clear for the first time in days, he knows he needs to figure out a solution to his insomnia before it gets worse, but the cure may be worse than the disease.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,378
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    325
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    As the weather gets colder in Stardew Valley, Alex and his husband find more secluded places to work out. Double entendre fully intended.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,380
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    5640
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    KW does her typical edgy, b movie horror, bullshit like she's some 80-90s slasher. This makes King Fran Petty sad.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
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    To guarantee that a law that allowed Gay marriage in Korea will remain, Kim Minseok, second prince of South Korea is set in a marriage against his will. One night, he decided to rebel against his restricted life and danced with a handsome man under the moon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    304
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    Hannibal Lecter was recaptured on a Tuesday afternoon, nearly five years after he disappeared. He didn’t appear to have aged a day, to Jack Crawford’s irritation. There were whispers amongst the transport crew that he was a modern-day Elizabeth Bathory, bathing in the blood of his victims for eternal youth. Or, rather, eternal middle-age.

    They imagined they were safe, with Hannibal back behind bars. They didn't count on the rampage Will would go through to get him back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,188
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    239
    Bookmarks:
    54
    Hits:
    2275
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    When Sasuke brings Taka back to Konoha with him, they settle only uneasily into life in the village. Hinata wants to help, but bringing her life into the periphery of Suigetsu's in particular is going to bring a whole lot of problems down on her head. He's funny, she likes him - she's sweet, and pretty, he's keen, but... she's with Naruto. Things are going to go wrong.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    115,315
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2001
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    KW jacks off to her double.

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    1,304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
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    Leo Lyon's best friend of 12 years appears to have stabbed him in the back, and now he needs assistance from someone versed in the world of the paranormal. Lucky for him, a Mystery Shack employee volunteers herself and several of her friends. And though it may not be as bad as an apocalypse, it's definitely more than they bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,867
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    41

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