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    Bertrum is a reasonable man, however, his patience is tested when Lacie comes home very late one night with her friends Shawn and Wally in tow. The next morning Bertrum contemplates the odd friendships Lacie has made while making breakfast for the three hungover friends. However, something happened last night, a bad choice was made, and once the friends remember it they know they could end in jail if they aren't careful.

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    Now that Riyo's officially enrolled in UA's Hero Course, there's no stopping the cascade of events that follow- something Aizawa would like to think he's prepared for. But when it comes to quantum- you're always almost never completely definitely prepared for absolutely no part of everything all the time maybe. In other words- in a world where dreams can become reality, nightmares often lurk in the shadows.

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    English
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    63,185
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    26/?
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    150
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    137
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    28
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    Jeongguk gets very little alone time with his Jin hyung, so when a road trip is purposed he decides to make the most of it.

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    “Quinn’s going to kill you.”

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    2
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    16
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    1
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    “The Riddler? You seriously made us miss our date for the fucking Riddler?” Tim huffed as he took down another goon dressed in the ridiculous green and purple.

    Or Tim and Steph agree to help Jason with a drug bust, but Tim's leg ends up getting busted as well.

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    4
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    30
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    “Sei libero,” gli avevano detto, e Bucky aveva osato crederci.

    Ma la verità con cui è presto forzato a confrontarsi è che le catene più insidiose non possono essere fisicamente spezzate, né quelle più persistenti possono essere sconfitte dalla mera volontà di un uomo. E quando lo spettro dei suoi vecchi aguzzini incombe minaccioso all’orizzonte, Bucky si trova costretto in una posizione dove la sua unica opzione è allearsi con colui che tiene in mano l’altra estremità del guinzaglio – Helmut Zemo, il suo ultimo comandante.

    E sperare di non venirne soffocato.

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    Italiano
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    12,687
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    2/?
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    1
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    "and I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart." Olivia post-Beast's Obsession. EO.

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    3/?
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    31
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    Foil fixes herself.

    A Whumptober fill for Day 13: That's Gonna Leave a Mark | "This is gonna suck" | burns | cauterization

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    373
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    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    235
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    У Клинта Бартона полная сумка краденых денег и огромное желание исчезнуть с экранов радаров. Старые друзья из цирка этому точно не обрадуются и будут его искать. В отчаянной попытке спрятаться он оказывается в Таймли, крошечном городке, находящемся настолько далеко от дорог, что удивительно, как он вообще его нашел, и начинает ждать, когда за ним придет Барни. Потому что Барни обязательно придет. Клинт это точно знает.

    Но город оказывается не совсем обычным. Дело и в странном волке, наблюдающем за ним из-за деревьев, и в том, что как только он заходит в комнату, люди сразу замолкают. А еще дело в бармене Баки, который, похоже, с первого взгляда решил его возненавидеть. В общем, в городе явно что-то происходит, и Клинт совсем не уверен, что не попал из огня да в полымя.

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    Русский
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    29,332
    Chapters:
    5/11
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    458
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    Never in a billion years would Yeonjun have imagined himself fucking one of his bandmates with a popsicle, and yet here he is, pressing one against Beomgyu’s hole while the younger whines and begs for him to hurry.

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    3,420
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    A witcher meets a human who is... not good at being human. At all.

    What could go wrong?

     

    Or: semi-feral being tries and fails to get a witcher to like him. (Or did he?)

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    Heist AU. Akko and the rest of her team prepare themselves for their next job: the acquisition and replacement of The Silver Hound. Under the guidance of their team leader and mastermind, Professor Ursula Callistis, they have one night only and a small window to pull this off. There's always the risk of the unexpected, but with her friends at her side she knows she'll be able to handle whatever unknowns lie ahead. Right?

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    158,191
    Chapters:
    22/?
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    445
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    47
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    After Ainosuke catches sight of the brand that Kojiro left upon Kaoru's skin, he asks Kaoru if he could leave one of his own.

    Kaoru can't find it in himself to refuse.

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    2,435
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    10
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    1
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    Rosie is bored, and convinces Alastor to spice things up with some liberally-applied hot sauce.

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    1,176
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    1/1
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    Boruto and friends reacting to different scenes from Naruto's life via ~mysterious~ VHS tapes.

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    20,353
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    5/?
    Comments:
    22
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    132
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    28
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    3414
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    Two bros having fun two homies willing to cause economical disasters for archon blessed anal sex say amen

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    4,568
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    63
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    1047
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    Kakashi really needed some new friends it seemed,  so he decided to go to the bottom of the barrel. Genma was about it.

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    The forbidden fruit always tastes the sweetest, right?

     

    No wonder it felt so good.

     

    No wonder he was kissing like he was starving.

     

    No wonder he was chasing that dizzying taste that was so incredibly Dongsik, tongue invading his mouth and worries about the closeness or the zero amount of cleanliness completely wiped from his mind.

     

    ~*~*~*~*~

     

    Joo Won and Dongsik doing kinky shit in the patrol car.

     

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    “mom said it’s my turn to write jwds hate sex!” -fallofxianle, contributing even though it’s like 69% of the fanfic and the other 31% is pain

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    "You really are a sanctimonious little hypocrite, aren’t you?”

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    English
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    84
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    1/1
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    2
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    10
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    "Don't try this at home, kids." Roxy said, mostly to herself, as her screwdriver worked at the edges of the windows with the sort of precision only a person who regularly liked to break and enter into places could manage.

    280/365

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    English
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    671
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    1/1
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    3
    Hits:
    15

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