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    Rey's always been a good girl and followed all the rules. Until she starts embezzling from her company. Tiny amounts, no one could ever notice, maybe just a rounding error.

    One day, a red note in a black envelope arrives in her inbox. Someone at the company knows and is threatening her.

    Included is a hotel room key and a message: "I won't tell, if you won't."

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    Leon can't do this any longer, he can't. It's too bad that they're here- to them, he's not good enough to keep. How will Leon start his healing? Will he stay broken?

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    King Francis Petty handcuffs Wild Flowers to herself.

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    anonymous asked: hi, it's the anon from before! i was thinking about a sequel to milkmaid/well fed where bruce finds out he's pregnant from the foursome with arthur, clark and hal if that's all right with you.

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    Arthur grins, running his calloused hands over Bruce’s soft, fat thickened thighs, up his plump hips, and over the tautly stretched skin of his domed belly. He smooths a thumb over the glowing glyph of Atlantis. “Are you not full enough, Bruce?”

    “No,” Bruce replies, shaking his head. “No, please,”

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    Trans!Peter going through life (as Spider-Man!) Featuring so, so much angst (Peter is a gay disaster), some healing, and a whole lot of love from his new family.

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    It was just one smutty one-shot and then it just. Spiraled.
    Open to Prompts!

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    5/?
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    4
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    [ 10: “I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn’t care.” ]

    Ellie Phimister has an obsession. Also, kittens.

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    Yoongi works at a museum and Jimin is a handsome stranger with pink sunglasses who goes there every week to look at the same painting. Yoongi is convinced he's only going there because of him, but when Yoongi finally finds the nerve to ask him out, Jimin says:

    “Oh. I’m sorry. I mean, you’re cute, but I’m only here to find out how I’m going to steal this painting.”

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    Isa wants his ears pierced. Lea decides he'll help.

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    Jimin knows a guy who can make a perfect chocolate mold of his asshole, and with Valentine’s Day coming up, Yoongi is in for a treat.

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    Our beloved cast of Mortal Kombat X (and 11 as of recently) gets up to all sorts of shenanigans between and during matches. Antics will be both about the mobile version of the game and the console version.

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    48/?
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    Akechi had Akira right where he wanted him—locked in a cold interrogation room, bloody and helpless and at his mercy… or lack thereof.

    So why did it seem like Akira had all the control?

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    Two of the threesome at it again. You, the reader, are a night elf mage player character. A warning though - you are plotting M/M but won’t get to put it into action yet but in a later chapter. So this one is a sort of a tease. Sorry not sorry xD

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    everyone knows qian kun is danger personified, but too many underestimate the power of his pampered baby boys

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    Itz three hours long. Make sure u read the tags, because you never know.

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    Average day at work, few ups, few downs, all expected in the ER... then Morbie makes it home. It officially got worse

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    Clancy and Lucass are back! (Get it? Luc-ASS? Get it? Get it?!) This idea has been in my head for 9,000 years and boom, here we are! So yeah, never written a rape story (EDIT: YEAH THAT'S A FAT LIE-), and no, the rape is not suppose to be a fetish of something. In this book, it's not good, got it? Please don't be extra creepy like "Oh yeah rape is so hot." Because no, rape is undesirable and disgusting. Now that's put of the way, we can get onto the story!

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    11/?
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    So uh... apparently people like Miss Catherine-Louise Schofield... and now I'm getting prompts for more one-shots...
    This is where I'll keep them all.
    Tags will update dependent on one-shot content!
    If you'd like to request a one-shot to be featured here, please let me know in the comments or here!

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    Hanta rubs at his forehead and grimaces at the blood that flakes off. A series of explosions, huh? He doesn’t remember any of that- doesn’t even remember boarding the train, or where he was coming from. He remembers U.A., so maybe he was coming from there? Or maybe going there? It doesn’t matter, at this point. What matters is taking care of his leg, taking care of Orihime and Hinata, and checking for any other survivors.

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    Evan Hansen, an army doctor who has just returned from military service and still has vivid nightmares, goes in search of a flatmate.

    This pursuit inevitably leads him to the mysterious and enigmatic Connor Murphy, consulting detective and possibly the worst flatmate in London.

    If Evan wanted an adventure, then by all means he'll get one.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    87
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    9
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