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    Don't think that life as a academic is easy. It's arduous, and only the strongest can survive. And I fear that I may not be one of them.

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    “Sir, there seems to have been a major payment made on your credit card.” JARVIS broke the silence in his lab.

    “Say what?”

    “There has been a payment of $4,206.90 spent on your credit card.”

    “Okay, that’s not a lot of money. Wait. Where?”

    “At IKEA sir.”

    Or: Peter Parker, Shuri and Harley Keener decide to steal Tony's credit card and go try not to get arrested for vandalism or destruction of public property. Because that would be bad on Spider-Man's resume (rez-ah-may)

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    It started with those words. Those words he heard his mom wisper ont eh night he needed it most, the same words that changed everything for him.

    "Yes... Yes. You can be a hero"

     

    (SLOW UPDATES)

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    The Conclave went boom, someone replaced the would be Herald with a fifteen-year-old, and no one is sure of themselves.

    Honestly, this sucks if you ask Zoe. She didn't sign up to be the unfortunate protagonist of an MGIT, and she is not the hero material anyone was looking for.

    (My contribution to the MGIT pocket of Dragon Age. There won't be any Solas/OC or Cullen/OC since everyone does one of those.)

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    The Core Four are excited about the bonfire. Turns out to be not that much fun.

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    “I want my heart back,” Saïx said.

    “Yes,” Xemnas agreed, “you should have a heart inside of you.” He ghosted his fingers over Saïx’s forehead, studying it, as if he was going to touch the wound himself. “I will make sure of it.“

    From the first slivered days of a new life in a new Organization, to the golden light of the ever-elusive truth, to the final, bitter ashes of a friendship unrepairable; Saïx searches for a moon, and Xemnas promises to give him one.

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    "What?"

    "Have you really been holding the hand of someone who doesn't even love you? Have kissed him, held him, slept in the same bed with him?"

    This had to be a nightmare... right?

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    Summary: The worst week of Bastila Shan’s life.

    (We know that Bastila spent a week with Malak before falling to the dark side. We’re shown just a tiny bit of the physical torture that she endured, but what else happened to ensure her fall? The plan is to go into those details, interspersed with some probable Revastila memories while Bastila tries to hold on to her light. Same universe as my other fic, There is Only Passion, but that's only tangentially relevant.)

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    Peter met Wade and saw stars. Afterwards, he thought it was a one shot deal. Turns out, he was wrong. This is the story of how Wade met Peter and rocked his world and heart.

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    A series of random one-shots for Spideypool fans, written as inspiration strikes. Rated E for a smorgasbord of potential sexual tropes. Tags will be updated appropriately as the fic evolves.

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    So uh... apparently people like Miss Catherine-Louise Schofield... and now I'm getting prompts for more one-shots...
    This is where I'll keep them all.
    Tags will update dependent on one-shot content!
    If you'd like to request a one-shot to be featured here, please let me know in the comments or here!

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    “Okay?” Crowley asked in a breath.

    Aziraphale nodded energetically.

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    Kasen would be departing for his training soon, and he had in mind an excellent idea for a farewell party.

    Sequel to Bishoku.

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    The Hetalia Nations participate in EtN as themselves, a welcoming spanner in the Society Against Evil's works. Save Them All type fic.
    REQUESTING IDEAS FROM READERS!

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    Fic dump all centering on Laith/Klance - some may branch into full stories.

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    Jon finds a Leitner in his office, and calls on Martin to help him read it. He knows they should be cautious, but there's no way such a lovely book could cause them any harm, is there?

    As it turns out, the effects are more intense than they could have imagined. Luckily for them, Peter has a way to help them out of their predicament.

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    After the events of the S1 finale, Carmen needs help. Player calls the first person he can think of. However, Julia's involvement leads down a path of understanding and communication she hadn't thought possible.

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    They're losing, losing this fight.

     

    - or -

     

    A bunch of fun and dumb oneshots from the same timeline without an actual plot and possibly no relation to one another besides being in the same universe. They just having fun, okay?

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    Bellatrix Black is rather fond of flowers.
    It wasn't long before that fondness got her into rather big trouble.

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    Two late-thirties bounty hunters break some minor sky-laws.

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    A response to an Overwatch cooking battle challenge, set in the In Alio Loco Universe.

    It was a silly contest, supposed to drum up positive PR for Overwatch. Strike Commander Jack Morrison and his lovely assistant, Ainsley Petras, would compete with Former Strike Commander Gabriel Reyes and his...surly assistant, in a kitchen battle. It was meant to be a vapid waste of an afternoon playing nice for the cameras.

    Then Gérard Lacroix got involved. Breakfast is a revenge best served cold. Or at least, not on fire.

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