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    “Sei libero,” gli avevano detto, e Bucky aveva osato crederci.

    Ma la verità con cui è presto forzato a confrontarsi è che le catene più insidiose non possono essere fisicamente spezzate, né quelle più persistenti possono essere sconfitte dalla mera volontà di un uomo. E quando lo spettro dei suoi vecchi aguzzini incombe minaccioso all’orizzonte, Bucky si trova costretto in una posizione dove la sua unica opzione è allearsi con colui che tiene in mano l’altra estremità del guinzaglio – Helmut Zemo, il suo ultimo comandante.

    E sperare di non venirne soffocato.

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    Italiano
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Slowly, Janeway dragged herself out of sleep. The first thing she noticed was a dull pain in and around her breasts. Her stomach felt queasy, the bed stank like a warren of rabbits had decided to repopulate the Earth, and her mouth tasted like they all used it to clean themselves afterwards. Her eyes were gluey and gritty, and her head felt tender and heavy. It seemed she had gone a little overboard last night; partied a little too hard in order to forget her nervousness about the upcoming mission. But was that really all? She didn't simply have a hangover. She felt... bruised. Injured. Beaten up. She was naked under the blanket, and the insides of her thighs were sticky with dried residues. Not good. Not good at all.

    What the heck had happened to her?

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    1/1
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    3
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    In this week's episode, Koichi, Pop, and Knuckleduster decide to pay a visit to Naruhata's very own Beastrock Amusement Park. It's a big place, so they invite some frenemies over. The following scenes are full of graphic stupidity, you probably shouldn't do this warnings, angry girlbosses, terror, and illegal things. So yeah, the usual.

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    English
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    1,668
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    2
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    2
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    10
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    У Клинта Бартона полная сумка краденых денег и огромное желание исчезнуть с экранов радаров. Старые друзья из цирка этому точно не обрадуются и будут его искать. В отчаянной попытке спрятаться он оказывается в Таймли, крошечном городке, находящемся настолько далеко от дорог, что удивительно, как он вообще его нашел, и начинает ждать, когда за ним придет Барни. Потому что Барни обязательно придет. Клинт это точно знает.

    Но город оказывается не совсем обычным. Дело и в странном волке, наблюдающем за ним из-за деревьев, и в том, что как только он заходит в комнату, люди сразу замолкают. А еще дело в бармене Баки, который, похоже, с первого взгляда решил его возненавидеть. В общем, в городе явно что-то происходит, и Клинт совсем не уверен, что не попал из огня да в полымя.

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    Русский
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    35,199
    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    516
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    Now that Riyo's officially enrolled in UA's Hero Course, there's no stopping the cascade of events that follow- something Aizawa would like to think he's prepared for. But when it comes to quantum- you're always almost never completely definitely prepared for absolutely no part of everything all the time maybe. In other words- in a world where dreams can become reality, nightmares often lurk in the shadows.

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    29/?
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    185
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    156
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    30
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    3626
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    The young kids are just starting their descent on the houses, dressed as every celebrity, character, and creature Kuroo could possibly imagine—and quite a few he can’t place. They carry jack o’ lantern baskets and stark white pillowcases, even some plain plastic bags, anything they can manage to greedily stuff candy into. Decorations flicker and flash, lights that will only be amplified as soon as the sun finally sets, skeletons draped from trees and house fronts, pumpkin-faced bags full of fallen leaves.

    It really is Halloween.

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    1/1
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    Our beloved cast of Mortal Kombat X (and 11 as of recently) gets up to all sorts of shenanigans between and during matches. Antics will be both about the mobile version of the game and the console version.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    58/?
    Comments:
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    147
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    Aurel acquires a gun.

    That's it.

    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    1/1
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    10
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    the year is 3000 and Mike was just your average man with a dream. time travel has long since been established but there are laws on who can travel, where they can travel, and what they can do while traveling. Mike wants to get rid of that in favour of the next best reality Tv show: Dinosaur Games!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Baby's first Whumptober AND first post here!

    Most of these will be oneshots however some have multiple parts (You'll know which ones). There will be blood eventually, we just gotta warm up into it.

    These will be mostly Philza Minecraft and Technoblade whump but other characters will get their time in the sun. Or not. Who knows. Anyway be mindful of the tags, as they WILL change as the month goes on, and read the notes for more details about the fics.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    128
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    13
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    He stops in the hallway, eyes drawn to the stairwell- to the kitchen- and the need to go down there is like a physical sensation tugging at him. He stands there for a few moments, just staring and so, so hungry before he pads back to the room. There’s a sharp, prickling pain in his stomach as he turns away from the stairwell but he just hisses quietly through his teeth, wondering half-heartedly if it’s appendicitis. That’d be great.

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    Or, Eddie grows up a Winchester and accidentally steals a carnivorous alien from a secret lab in San Francisco in the summer of 2001.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    10
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    Gilbert Blythe is just living his life when he encounters the most extraordinary, probably insane woman he ever met.

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    10/?
    Comments:
    46
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    154
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    “Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.
    These, our bodies, possessed by light.
    Tell me we'll never get used to it.”
    ― Richard Siken, Crush

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    Peace had returned to the server and Tubbo and Ranboo finally had time to fully focus their attention on Michael. Their son had managed to wrap not only them, but also Tommy and the rest of Snowchester around his little hooves. Everything seemed to be finally going well. They had reached the finale of their story and saw the happy ending before them. Unaware that the biggest catastrophe was yet to come.
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    Tears fell on the black earth and seeped into the bottomless pit. The pain cut its sharp teeth and claws into his core, tore at his heart and soul and shredded everything that had once been. Behind every memory was a new wall of agony. He couldn't take it anymore, he couldn't breathe!
    Full of grief and hate his fist hit the dirt. His scream was animalistic and was lost in the roaring thunder. Silently someone stepped beside him. And then he felt something click inside him.

    "They always didn't care, did they? Everything else has always been more important anyway." Slowly he got to his feet and looked at his partner. The scars shone brightly as lightning whipped across the black sky. Cold and emotionless, the two looked at each other.
    "Come on. Let's give them hell."

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    84,480
    Chapters:
    17/?
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    349
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    84
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    Thanks to Terran interference, Shi'kahr is experiencing a water shortage. An uncaring Empress suggests if they’re thirsty, they should drink each other’s piss. Crazily enough, for Sarek and Amanda it does come to that.

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    English
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    3,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    73
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    A witcher meets a human who is... not good at being human. At all.

    What could go wrong?

     

    Or: semi-feral being tries and fails to get a witcher to like him. (Or did he?)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    315
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    Tom gives Harry a life-size gelatine sculpture of himself for his birthday. Harry wants to lick it.

    (this fic contains explicit art)

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    You’ve just arrived in Revendreth for the first time to meet Sire Denathrius after a detour involving flying carriages and rebel forces and suchlike. Your job is to get some anima for the withering Shadowlands areas but you end up losing some of your own.

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    English
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    25,366
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    155
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    253
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    23
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    5606
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    "Why on earth was there a knife on the door? It almost hit me!"
    “A silver knife ought to be on every sleeping room's lintel, everybody knows that!"

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    Warlock goes to university, and learns that not everyone grew up the same way he did.

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    English
    Words:
    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    30
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    146
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    "Lay back, all the way, and relax" Thomas said, as if he could ever relax with Thomas hovering over him like that. "Close your eyes my love, this will take but a second."

    James obeyed and winced a little as he felt the needle go through his ear. Thomas quickly put the earring through the hole and swiped a cloth over it. 

    "Oh." He said.

    James' eyes shot open "What is it? What did you do?"

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    English
    Words:
    1,313
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    21
    Hits:
    77

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