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    "Her father would ask her to please not work so hard, please take a break, please eat before you pass out. All of these things were irrelevant to her; ballet was the art of suffering for beauty, of testing one's limits and the struggle of will versus the human body. One who did not understand and appreciate this could never succeed and thrive as she had; she had pulled herself up with bloody fingernails, clawed her way out of a crater of those who wanted to prevent her from reaching her true potential. She had succeeded, had accomplished what all those who doubted her and her abilities had not. The unbelievers. Raskreia had no time for them.

    She had been selected as Odette in their company's production of Swan Lake . If all went well, she was surely to become principal dancer.

    The only person who could ruin this for her was her partner, Prince Siegfried.

    "Cadis Etrama di Raizel," she growled under her breath, clenching the barre tightly in her fist as she glared at her reflection in the wall-length mirror."

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    Mother Miranda has grown sick of the constant bickering at her meetings. Heisenberg and Dimitrescu are two feet from killing each other just for breathing, and there are better things to be done than handle them. Thus, she decides to find a bartering trip. Something to keep them distracted, and, hopefully, get them to start working together for the future. It will take something, or rather someone, special to keep the lords distracted long enough to forget their petty hatred of each other. The new tribute seems up to the task, whether she wants to or not.

    An unwilling tribute at first, the lives and stories of the two lords you serve quickly begins to win over your heart; no matter how stupid an idea that is.

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    Insane President Comrade Donnie faces a new year and new threats in this third entry in my increasingly absurd tale of a self-insert with supernatural luck. Comments welcome and greatly appreciated!

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    Liliana has been trapped in the city, alongside her peers, until she comes of age and earns the right to freedom.

    Thrust out on her own with no time to prepare, she makes her way to the magical Stardew Valley to recover, where she meets someone... unexpected.

    How did he manage to escape the entrapment of the rest of their kind?

    By necessity, this will be a slow relationship, as her presence causes him physical pain. But when he can't stay away...

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    Day 4 - "Are you drunk?"

    He thought he was drunk. Well, he was drunk. He did inform him that he will be drinking with his friends. But this... didn't scream drunk. He seems... loopy? What the hell were they drinking?!

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    Nobody notices when Yuuji turns to less-than-safe measures to keep himself together. Nobody except Sukuna.

    Sukuita Week 2021 Day 1: blood || kissing

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    When Wei Ying suggested they try sounding with a pocky stick, Wangji did not pause to consider the idea as cautiously as he should have before agreeing to try it. 

    But the lack of negative repercussions to anything they'd tried in their sex life thus far, along with their desires for spontaneity and to discover uncharted territories in sexual exploration were about to backfire on them.

    Spectacularly.

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    “Is it just me, or does Alfred always look like he’s running in slow-mo?”

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    (READ THE TAGS! This might be an uncomfortable level of detail/death for some people)
    Gender neutral reader.
    A normal day in Logstedshire - Tommy is having his things blown up, while you're out gathering materials.
    But Dream goes too far, and you reach Tommy too late.
    Ft. Ghostbur

    (This is not like my other fics, big angst and pain. C!Dream burn in hell :))

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    Arthur and Francis met the day before to discuss something that concerns them both. After quick deliberation, they agreed to meet the next day.

    This is the result of that meeting.

    Sometimes they still wonder how they manage to bring out the worst in each other so easily...

    But they're not about to complain. With one having a passion for the dead and the other revelling in his own demise, their tastes match up fairly well.

    So it's no surprise that it ends like this.

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    Peter Stark forgot, but Tony definitely did not.

    A HYDRA-Peter fic filled with shameless angst, the comfort we all need, secrets (and a TON of lies), and character development. And, as a treat, this fic also features our beloved Irondad, Spidey-Son, and their dysfunctional Superfamily.

    Please treat the warnings featured in the tags as they are, and proceed carefully.

    (Book 1/2)

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    Checking in is just as discreet as Madara said it would be — the lobby is completely devoid of life. Kohaku lingers a few steps behind Madara as the latter picks out a room on the big screen in front of them and tries to imagine what they must look like right now: two teenagers with blood on their hands, one of whom is injured and clearly underage, checking into a love hotel past midnight on a weeknight. Is all the discretion really moral, if it means even the two of them can fly under the radar?

    He thinks about the way their target’s hands twitched when Madara fired the killing shot, how hot the spray of blood across his face was, and decides he isn’t one to be worrying too much about morals right now.

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    Kohaku gets hurt on a mission. Madara patches him up.

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    “It’s... frightening, I suppose. My vessel thinks its dying, even though it’s not. But it’s... an enjoyable thrill. For me.”

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    Chem!Tom gets a new set of license plates for his car, which leads to dirty talk, which leads to multiple infractions of the motor vehicle code.

    After all these years Anja still can't control that boy.

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    The premise of the game is simple. What's the worst thing you can think of? How much would someone have to pay you to do it?

    *apologies for having to repost - technical difficulties!*

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    ...I’ve gotten really off track. I was trying to explain what happened. I want there to be a record of it because I don’t want ANYONE blaming my crew! And sure as FUCK not blaming my Stevie.

    Ya see, I didn’t get stranded here on purpose. There was a storm. A real big one.

    Something came out of the dark and hit me. Knocked me clear off my feet, ripped my hand out of Steve’s.

    I passed out sometime between then and the MAV taking off.
    It was the high oxygen alert that finally woke me up.

    ****

    Bucky Barnes finds himself stranded on Mars, presumed dead, his crew and ship gone, with no communications and a Hab intended to last a month. Every ounce of his botany degree, engineering skills, and capacity to improvise will be needed to survive an inhospitable planet and see the love of his life again.

    No knowledge of The Martian necessary to enjoy!

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    When Cale went to sleep, he had never expected this to happen.

    A transmigration. A 'vacation'. A cackling annoyance inside his head. Well, at least he got new victims to torture and scam

    Damn the God of Death to eternity ^_^
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    The tcf hp crossover I had been waiting for, but never got to read so i decided to copy thanos and be like 'fine, I'll do it myself'

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