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    Baz wears Simon's jumpers, and Simon cooks dinner for Baz, and they're perfectly content with being flatmates (and best friends.)

    They should be perfectly content with that.

    Right?

    Or: Baz forgets to lock his door and two oblivious boys spiral towards the inevitable.

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    Simon's determined to propose to his boyfriend and won't be intimidated by a two-headed beast.

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    Simon is still upset over what happened back in Hampshire. He spends his day doing absolutely nothing, and won't talk to anybody about it. Baz has been tiptoeing over the fact that Simon might not want to be with him anymore. Ultimately, they're both stupid and they just need to talk with each other.

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    "Just don't," he says slowly and calm like he's trying to play down a horrible crime, and looks at the water. "I can't swim."

    The blond snorts and rolls his eyes, getting up and casually leaping into the pool. 

    "Baz, for real," he calls. Baz doesn't move, not even to shake his head or flip his idiot boyfriend off. 

    Simon grabs Baz's foot underwater, making the latter jump. He begins to smirk. 

    "Snow-" Baz is suddenly panicked. He takes his sunglasses off and holds up his hands in surrender. "Do not- harrungph! " 

    He's pulled underwater.

    ~~

    Simon teaches Baz how to swim :)

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    Simon’s brought the shorts out for the first time this year. You’d think after the ten years we’ve spent in each other’s lives, it would get easier.

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    Baz comes home to his sick boyfriend whom he loves too much.

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    Life for has been amazing for Simon and Baz. Simon can't stop daydreaming about their future together. He has a million questions to ask Baz. That's easier said than done, though.

    Written for the Carry On Exchange (Baz's Birthday Flash Round!)

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    Simon leads her around the flat (I think he’s relaxed some from seeing Natasha’s excitement), showing her how to get to her very own Netflix account, feeding her slices of his homemade brioche (my favorite, the sap), letting her jump on our bed (and telling her she’s welcome to come share with us any time she wants to), and taking pictures of the three of us to print and frame later today.

    When it comes to showing her the nursery, it’s my turn to have my stomach twist in knots.

    I hope she likes Paddington… 

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    Inside is a large stuffed bear in a red bucket hat and a blue duffle coat that matches the Burberry one Mummy got me for Christmas last year. There’s a little tag on his coat that reads “Please look after this bear. Thank you.” I lift him out of the box and fall back into a sitting position with him nestled on my lap. He’s so big that when I give him a hug, I press my face into his shoulder rather than the top of his head. I breath him in for a moment, enjoying the warmth he gives me before loosening my grip to spin him around so he can hug me back too.

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    “You have something on your lip,” Baz says, his voice low and soft. His thumb swipes across my lower lip and it leaves me breathless.

    “Oh? What?” I ask, fairly certain it’s crumbs. 

    Me,” he says before leaning forward and kissing me sweetly. 

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    A few quick notes for you catch up with me since you last dipped into my mind; what possessed you for more of this, I don't want to know.

    -Since getting back together, Snow and I have been enthusiastically joined at the hip for over four months.
    -Sunday is date night.
    -I'm in the rising curve of wedding season and a bit cantankerous.
    -He's trying to win over Fiona.
    -Bunce and I are in a perpetual stalemate.
    -Everyone knows I'm deranged.
    -And I'm more than completely in love with Simon Snow.

    It's all a bit much for my sensitive humors.

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    In an epic search to get to know her vampire "roots," bass player (for the spunky but little known band Caterpillar Moustache), Mordelia Grimm accepts a gig at a dangerous and seedy bar.

    Her well meaning brother and his husband get more than they bargained for when they show up to save the day.

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.


    Simon and Baz are snogging when a familiar song starts playing.

    Familiar to Simon that is. Baz only knows the music he listened to with Vera.

    Part in Feelings Series.

    COC 2020 Day 30, DEC 24: Any Way the Wind Blows.

    Inappropriate humour.

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    [Mature] 18+ Simon and Baz.


    A nightmare can put so much into perspective. This might be wrong timing, since Simon had already a whole event planned.

    But after all struggles both him and Baz have been through, they deserve to get their happy ever after right now.

    A Secret Holiday Gift for Wolfy.

    COC 2020 Day 30, DEC 24: Any Way the Wind Blows.

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    Baz wants to try out their new laptop, but Simon won’t let them.

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    This is just a compilation of Simon and Baz talking- they live together and they're married I guess uhhhhhh yeah that's kinda it. There's a bit of angst, but it's not bad at all.

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    Simon wants to get out of London and Baz knows just the place... full of chocolate, soft Christmas vibes, childlike wonder, snow and more fluffy softness than I’ve ever let myself write before ❤️ (and a tiny bit of jealous Baz, because I love that shit.)

    CARRY ON COUNTDOWN, DAY 9 - KIDS/CHILDHOOD
    Various interpretations of the prompt rolled into 2,500 words.

    (It’s also a short love letter to Brussels, the last place I visited before the world caught fire, where so many of the streets really do smell like chocolate! 🥰)

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    [Explicit] 18+ Simon and Baz.


    Simon and Baz are walking back to the hotel after their afternoon at the beach. They aren't planning on snogging. But it happens anyway.



    Part 3 in I Choose You verse.

    COC 2020 Day 8, DEC 2: Rain.

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    [Mature] 18+ Simon and Baz. (Mature rating for language only.)


    Simon and Baz are clearing out the attic, mostly Fiona’s things. Simon stumbles onto a painting and Baz is forever traumatised.

    COC 2020 Day 5, NOV 29: Sleepless.

    Inappropriate humour.

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    10
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    61
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