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    The Fullmetal Alchemist is sent undercover by the Amestrian military as bodyguard for Harry James Potter. Trapped between magic and alchemy, Ed has to grasp at straws to protect his newfound friends, and their mysterious armed support- The Order of The Phoenix.

    And, what do they mean, “watch out for the full moon?”

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    For some reason, when Dumbledore stopped talking, shocked, looking at the Goblet, Harry somehow knew what was going to happen.

    "Harry... Harry Potter!"

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    All the characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
    And just saying, this is a safe place for everyone! No matter your gender identity, your sexual orientation, no matter anything, you're safe, accepted and respected here.

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    The ministry still denies about the return of Voldemort after their fifth year and instead pushes a marriage law which states that every witch and wizard should get married before they start their sixth year at Hogwarts and if failed then the ministry will choose your partner. Dumbledore wants Snape to marry Rhea(Female Harry) and he agrees without any fight. Rhea wants to know why he wants to marry her. Remus just wants his cub to be happy.

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    Harry and Ron were going back to their dorm one late night after Harry returned from his detention
    Snape was restacking his potion ingredients stock
    who knew that they would be transported to a world of heroes and villains, in school for soon-to-be heroes?
    who would have guessed that the cold-hearted professor and the tired homeroom teacher may actually be related?
    also wait. SNAPE WAS HALF JAPANESE!?

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    The magical world is on edge, the ministry is in firm denial of Voldemort's return while Harry Potter prepares for the coming war. Tom Riddle moves in the background trying to find a way to defeat Dumbledore while proving his innocence in the first war. Dumbledore moves to destabilize the magical community and find Tom Riddle to regain control of him to spark a second wizard war. Adrian Barnes, the alchemy master, continues his search for evidence to bring down Dumbledore. Is he even capable of facing the headmaster head on? Arlene Connery explores her magical abilities, growing ever stronger.

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    Harry broke into Umbridge's office to try and floo Sirius and was captured, as happened in canon.
    But instead of the brilliant Hermione leading Umbridge into an amazing trap, everything goes a little differently, and it leads to Hogwarts waking up and choosing the next Headmaster herself.
    Of course, she chooses Harry and so he becomes the youngest ever Headmaster at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
    With help from his Dragon Council, he brings the school back up to standard and vanquishes Voldemort.

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    It was the end of his sixth year, and Harry was beyond done with absolutely everyone and everything. Harry watched as the clock hit 2 am and came up with a brilliant idea, only angry, grieving, 2 am Harry could have come up with: send a letter to Voldemort. Taking a pen and an old notepad, he poured his emotions onto the paper:

    Lord Voldemort, the letter started.

    Chaos ensues.

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    Harry is struggling to survive yet another summer trapped with his muggle relatives. He is getting desperate, terrified that this summer might become his last if the treatment from the Dursleys continues. An unexpected dream changes everything and Harry finds himself with a new family, true friends, and a chance at happiness and revenge on those who have wronged him.

    Warnings: CHILD ABUSE is mentioned fairly graphically in the beginning

    Welcome to my former Wattpad readers: YES TIS I, I deleted my account permanently on Wattpad as of 10/12/20 for personal and access reasons. This is my story and on Wattpad was posted by the same username

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    Olivia Grey Dawson has lived with the Malfoy's almost all her life. They graciously took her in when she became orphaned. During her last year at Hogwarts, the new DADA teacher, Dolores Umbridge, gives her detention with the one person she hates more than anyone else- Fred Weasley. A prank gone wrong against her during their first year sparked an intense rivalry between them and ever since then, they have had it out for each other. Endless prank wars and screaming matches on the quidditch pitch have always been the hallmark of their tumultuous relationship. But what happens when they form a truce and decide to team up to take Umbridge down?

    ----I only own my OC's Olivia Dawson, Tara Cofford, Hugh Fordham, Felix Depaul, Clancy Burns and Shea Burns
    Contains mature sexual themes as well as violence, alcohol and drug use.

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    This is... god, I never knew I would ever write something like this. Ever. Well, as the tags say, this is crack. Not saying this is written on drugs (as in so ridiculous you barely know what's going on) but... this would never canonically happen. It's... just so unrealistic, ya know?

    And it has only three characters. A miracle.

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    After a warlock attack, Alec and Madzie land in Hogwarts at the start of the year feast.

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    Harry wurde von Umbridge zu oft mit der Blutfeder gefoltert. Im Ministerium ist alles schiefgegangen. Sirius lebt, ist aber wieder in Azkaban. Als Harry erfährt was vor ihm geheimgehalten werden sollte beginnt das Gift und der Hass der Blutfeder zu wirken und Harry beschliesst sich nicht mehr ausnutzen zu lassen. Noch weiß er nicht was es wirklich bedeutet von einer Blutfeder verflucht zu werden.

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    Harry stood outside the room, that voice was male, warm and strong. Sirius was smiling like Christmas had come early. Mrs Weasly looked like she'd swallowed a fly.
    "Well woman? Stand aside and let me see my nephew,"

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    Over the years at Hogwarts, Harry Potter had started to expect all sort of stuff to happen to him and was usually on high alert. What he had not expected, however, was to be kidnapped and thrown into a ritual that goes horribly wrong, and now Snape is acting so out of character it’s frankly terrifying to witness. And worst of all? The Potions Master’s point of focus is none other than Harry himself.

    In the meantime, however, Voldemort is still a present threat and so are his Death Eaters, while Hogwarts also has to deal with the Minister’s own nightmarish Undersecretary, Dolores Umbridge. Through all of this, there also the matter of his little crush to be dealt with...

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    A Hansel and Gretel AU featuring Kingsley, Emmeline, and Dolores Umbridge as evil stepmother (and Cornelius Fudge as pushover father).

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    Harry stared down at his bleeding hand, the words 'I must not tell lies' dripping down his skin in blood-red liquid.
    And snapped.

    Harry Potter decides he's had enough of the wizarding world throwing him crap. He's going to throw it right back.

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    What it says on the label - in story format

    Please be warned that a couple of these get fairly graphic in nature, so OFFICIALLY WARNING YOU now before you click

    As of 12/13/20, this project is complete in terms of normal chapters. The only chapters that will be added is if readers request specific scenes.
    Update: 1/5/21 this is officially closed. No more chapters will be written.

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    Voldemort is back, and Harry Potter is balancing on the edge of a knife. When the price of truth is life, lies are cheap—but not easy.

    Read on as Harry navigates his third year at Hogwarts and becomes ever more entangled in the threads of war, politics, and the high-stakes game of information that lies beneath them both.

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    Book Three of Ut Malis Melior, sequel to The Thrown Pebble and The Nascent Threat. Updates every other week, on Sundays.

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    The twins come out with a new line of love potions and spiked candies. Snape decides to take an unusual bribe. The Inner Circle cowers in terror. Let the ships sail...and let's hope they don't hit any icebergs.

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    In all honesty, she got what she deserved.

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