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    Guillermo was Guillermo. He was dependable. He was capable, and clever, and most importantly he was Nandor's familiar. No one knew Guillermo better than Nandor The Relentless, and no one cared to, and that was that.

    But then Guillermo had to go and impress everyone with his cleverness, and his reflexes, and his slaying.

    It was very rude of him, really, for Guillermo to show off how exceptional he could be. That was for Nandor, and Nandor alone.

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    They gave us a new life
    To live and learn
    Some time to touch old friends
    And still return

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    The intermediate off-camera happenings of our favorite vampires in the immediate aftermath of season 3, and how that will lead them their eventual season 4 headspace, featuring a few new faces here and there.

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    Laszlo's not the only one who's capable of misunderstanding a conversation with a neighbor as having flirtatious intent. Nadja thinks her night off is about to get a lot more interesting. Set somewhere after s3e7 "The Siren".

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    With the help of Nadja, Guillermo tries to find his way back to Nandor, embarking on a journey of reflection.

    (or a post s3 fic in which Guillermo and Nadja bond, and Guillermo literally travels across the world to be reunited with the love of his life)

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    "I'm more of a marionette than a hand puppet."

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    When Guillermo doesn't show up at the train station, Nandor is upset enough to just go home and fall into super slumber. Which is how Guillermo and Nadja find him upon returning from the Vampiric council business...

    p.s. Nadja's fed up with Nandor's drama queen shit. And she's better friends with Guillermo after the England adventure so she steps in and just badassly wakes Nandor up.

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    Guillermo gets a little bloody and has an idea.
    Then he gets a lot bloody and has a huge fucking problem.

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    Guillermo is locked in a coffin. Nandor thinks he's been abandoned. Laszlo has taken on responsibility that means he is no longer fucking or sucking. And of course, Nadja is not pleased with any of it.

    We hate to see them in pain, but the documentary crew has to admit: it makes for good TV. Even better, they've found their soundtrack for next season, courtesy of the iPod left behind in Guillermo's suitcase.

    A season 4/hiatus fic, where every chapter is based on a song/lyrics by The Mountain Goats. Chapters will be small, and post twice a week in serial format.

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    “I know of virtually no vampires who have actually turned their familiars,” she says, “but things are different between you and Nandor, obviously.”

    “Obviously?” he asks.

    “Well, he knows that you can and will absolutely fucking murder him,” she says, like she knows it for a fact. “So, you know. Fear is a motivator.”

    “I would never. . .” Guillermo starts, then pauses before continuing, “Probably never do that.”

    “Also, he’s in love with you which is probably relevant,” Nadja adds, like an afterthought, and Guillermo freezes.

    “. . .he’s what?”

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    Guillermo follows Nadja into most of her higher-level meetings, and accompanies her most times she leaves the house, but he stays out in the waiting area in a comfy green chair that he’s more or less designated as his own for everything else. Meetings with lower-level individuals, like the one Nadja’s currently in, aren’t enough of a threat for her to need protection, and he’s also often sent out when she’s trying to get work done on her own, because she “finds the rattling of his heart in his chest distracting.”
    (“I like that I can hear you coming, Guillermo,” Nandor once said, a few years ago, with his hand pressed to Guillermo’s chest in a moment of drug-blood-induced lucidity. Guillermo doesn’t want to think about that.)
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    Four months in London, England.

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    “Look, believe it or not, I had no intention of killing the Vampiric Council when I came here,” declares Nadja, sitting alone on the couch. “But Guillermo and I arrived at the first council meeting and did the whole, you know, the whole thing, the first day thing. Introductions and all that, yes hello wonderful to meet you, yes this is my bodyguard, yes he has slaughtered a tremendous number of our kind”--she flaps her hand absently--“normal first day things, you know? It was fine.” She pauses. “It got really fucking weird on the second day.”

    Or:

    Nadja and Guillermo seize control of vampiric politics, puppeteer world powers, and have the hottest of hot girl summers.

    Unfortunately, they also really miss the stupid assholes they're in love with. With no way left to find them, they have no choice but to consult an Archivist.

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    We catch up with the gang sometime during the Soil Incident. Except after all that international travel Guillermo is definitely going to need a raise. And to have a talk with Nandor.

    A vampire bodyguard and his vampire continuing their painfully slow waltz towards romance.

    (in other words, these two are getting together whether the universe likes it or not)

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    3/?
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    12
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    Set a year after the end of season 3. Nandor and Guillermo navigate the changes in their relationship. Nadja and Laszlo do the same. Colin Robinson is a teenager now and he can't remember his past life, but he knows he really likes annoying people. Everybody's back in the old house but they've changed.

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    Nadja reconnects with an old friend.

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    What would have happened if Guillermo wasn't Nandor's familiar.

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    They may be all together again, but life will never be simple at the vampire residence , especially when you throw a group of slayers in the mix.

    Some spoilers for Season 3 finale.

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    When the Guide summons the vampires to spar with Guillermo to prepare for a vampire attack, Guillermo is not surprised that Laszlo and Nadja have other ideas. He's also not surprised that Nandor is happy to fight him.

    He is kind of surprised by the fact that fighting's such a turn-on for the both of them.

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    “He’s still not dressed," Nadja says, annoyed. "Says he cannot decide.”
    “It’s between sand and dust,” Colin says, looking at Laszlo and gesturing to the sweaters. “Sand compliments my skin, but I think dust really makes my eyes pop.”
    “They’re beige,” Nadja’s doll pipes up. “The decision is between bloody beige and beige.”
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    The house gets ready for their portrait.

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    Nandor has been trying to flirt with Guillermo for a while and it isn't until Nadja intervenes that he learns that he's not so great at it.

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    “Guillermo, I have noticed you are listening to your Chemical Romance again…”
    “It’s My Chemical Romance. That’s the band.”
    “I know. Your Chemical Romance, that is what I just said.”

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    194
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    13
    Hits:
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