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    At the factory in Azzano, Bucky turns heads and his smart answers earn him no friends.

    That's not always a good thing, especially when he draws the attention of a dog handler who honestly reminds him of a healthier, angrier Steve with even worse impulse control. If that's even possible. Bucky has dealt with worse, though. The kid is too unsure of himself to do anything too stupid, like show off his new pet in front of the other guards... or ask his attack dogs to defend what's left of Bucky's honor.

    Impulse control. For someone who considers himself a German Shepherd to Bucky's coyote, he really needs to work on his impulse control.

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    1/?
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    ❝The look of love, the rush of blood.❞
    - a.m

     

    © lightupmydays

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Now on the run from Essex Corp. The X-Men and the government, along with a strange man looking for Roberto, these new Mutants have to make a quick living.

    Illyana suggests they sell drugs, but Dani and Rahne tell her no.

    Poor girls, no sense of style. Tragic.

    So instead they find themselves pretty much just trying to stay alive and not in another cage again.

     

    Told mostly through Rahne and Illyana's p.o.v with a predicted number of 13 chapters, but hey maybe I'll do more or less.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
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    81
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    13
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    Castiel is a famous singer to the punk band Angels secretly dating a singer from a rival band. Castiel finds their relationship taking the next step when his boyfriend invites him for Christmas with his 'perfectly ordinary' family. Castiel learned very quickly that the word 'ordinary' varies when it comes to the Winchesters.

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    2/?
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    The day started as normal. 

    Derek shrugged on a green Henley, rolling his eyes at the chatter from downstairs. The pack was staying over, and boy, did they make a lot of noise and a big mess.

    Normally, Derek wouldn't care, seeing that he never spends a lot of time downstairs anyway, but he cares this time, for some absurd reason. 

    (Not because Stiles has to clean up after them, he told himself firmly.)

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    5 times Stiles complimented Derek indirectly and 1 time he shouted the praise from the rooftops (literally).

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    437
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    31
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    100
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    1/1
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    14
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    2
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    6
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    Geralt regrets how he parted with Jaskier. Unfortunately Destiny’s bull swept him away and he didn’t have a chance to go find the bard to apologize. Now, a couple years later, Geralt finally has a small break as he’s called to deal with a werewolf problem in some backwater village. It was the last place he expected to run into Jaskier again- only this time, he isn’t the same Jaskier that Geralt remembers.

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    11/?
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    Set after the events of the season two finale, Guillermo has left the vampire residence with no intention of returning. That is, unless Nandor's fool proof plan can convince him otherwise. Shape-shifting antics ensue. Written in the style of the show.

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    1/1
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    2
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    The tension between Damon and Mason goes in the other direction after the barbeque. Discoveries are made about the mixing of werewolves and vampires. Lots of dog-related puns are made.

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    Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is having some problems with his campaign. He has been described as too stiff, too formal, too aloof and too elitist.
    Despite his Ken doll looks, he clearly has difficulties connecting with the voters.
    But all his troubles will soon be over, because a political genius is coming to his rescue: President Barack Obama.

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    Stiles won't let Derek in the house until he gets clean.

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    11
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    “Is no one gonna bring it up?” Erica demanded, practically bouncing out of her seat in Boyd's lap.

    “Bring what up?” Derek murmured, taking a gulp of his soda.

    “The fact that you smell like a whore house whenever Stiles is around.”

    Derek promptly choked.

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    18/?
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    Based on a Studio C Skit, linked below, this is a comedic short featuring Shigure and Ayame...Manga spoilers!!!

    Link!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQgoWj4RcCE

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    1/1
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    Gavin is a cat person, so when he is partnered up with a werewolf, he isn't pleased. He has his own reasons to dislike werewolves and it takes all of his professionalism (and he really means all of it) to make it work with his new partner. Their first real case seems simple at first, but there is more to it than they think. And on top of all that, Gavin has to adapt to the practicalities of having a werewolf partner.

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    Chapters:
    10/15
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    Cuando era pequeño mi madre siempre solía contarme cuentos antes de dormir, en ellos siempre estaban escritos que decían que en algún lugar del mundo, atado a ti de alguna manera, estaba tu otra mitad. Se decía que siempre podrías ser capaz de sentirla en donde sea que estés y lo sé...ya desde hace tiempo comencé a sentirla.

    Sin importar cómo o cuándo...los que estaban destinados a encontrarse, lo harán.

     

    Donde Louis no tiene hogar y suele tomar malas decisiones o donde Harry es su alma destinada y tiene que hacerse cargo de una manada en acenso.

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    Español
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    2/13
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    “Are we there yet?” Peter cuts a glare over to the boy beside him, sticking his tongue out in a show of maturity fitting of his alpha status. “If we were there yet, this damn jeep wouldn’t still be in motion, now would it?” The honey-eyed boy sticks his own tongue out in an equally mature and elegant display of dominance. Take that Creeper-wolf.

     

    Alternatively: 5 times Peter sighed + 1 time he- nope, still sighing.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    8
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    176
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    17
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    Theo loves you, but he won't say it like someone would normally say it.His best pal, Arthur and his dear brother Vincent take the matter in their own hands and help the grumby vampire.And you are there to laugh and support them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    36
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    1
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    Eddie is the only one Richie tells, because it's Eddie, duh. Which means Eddie is, as always, the one who fixes Richie's problems, the one who holds Richie's hand.

     

    teen wolf au, because better werewolves in the barrens than a killer clown.

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    1/1
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    When he's attacked in a dark alley behind his middle school Izuku almost dies the way he lived: quirkless, ignored, and at the mercy of those bigger and stronger than him. But he doesn't die, and when he wakes up in the hospital weeks later he realizes he does have a quirk now, even if it's not one he chose. Beggars can't be choosers, though, can they?

    So Izuku buckles up and makes do with what he has, until All Might comes barreling into his life- and still, even then, he makes do with what he has.

    OR: Izuku has more than just One For All thrust upon him.

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    Chapters:
    7/25
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    430
    Bookmarks:
    136
    Hits:
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