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    Lucifer is furious. His twin sister Michael has bested him one time too much; now is the time for revenge he has sworn since the times of the Fall. If just he could lure her out, somehow...
    Dagon is restless. The images of her combat with Uriel at the Revolution burn in her mind, dearly and deeply. If just she could get past her companion to get a hold of the Golden one...
    Uriel, in the meantime, has completely different concerns. After she has worn a humanoid-feminine corporation for some time, she now finds herself unable to take it back. Maybe her twin, Raphael the Healer, might know what to do.

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    In a wild, weird future, after a wild, weird past, Aziraphale and Crowley have to take care of the bodies they've got, since they can't count on getting new ones. But ... well, accidents happen, and they happen in real Irish cable-knit sweaters, too. How will Crowley restore Aziraphale to the world? And what is the world, that he should come back to it? It's going to depend on how well they've managed to build a real relationship with a human being, and whether Adam is still alive ...

    This is a gift for The Dead Parrot.
    Note that the rating will change as chapters are added.

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    Crowley finds himself tangled in demon trap set by some amateur angels. It wasn't exactly craftsmanship, but it burned him nonetheless. Luckily, Aziraphale just so happens to turn up the nick of time. So everything was going to be just fine.

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    When Crowley gets up the nerve to ask Aziraphale on a date in the sixties, the angel's request to postpone it until later leads to misunderstandings and a decades-long rift between the two friends who were on the verge of becoming more. Thirty years later, everything comes to a head when Aziraphale is sent to the Scottish Highlands for an assignment, Crowley close on his heels with orders to destroy all that Aziraphale has built up. Can the two repair their friendship and realize their relationship runs deeper while working towards opposite goals?

    UPDATE 20 May: I added a playlist by request. That's all. Story's done in Ch. 8, so don't click if you're not interested in just a list of songs.

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    Crowley found he was unable to keep from thinking about the whole situation to the east.  Would Aziraphale’s sense of duty get the best of him?  Lately he had been telling Crowley he didn’t feel he was performing his angelic abilities the best way he could . . . And that’s exactly what he was doing wasn’t it?  He overthought his partaking of the pleasures of Earthly life, and now he was going to stay in Jerusalem doing penance for not being a good little angel as he should be.

    It is 70 AD and the unrest between the Roman Empire and its province of Judea is going to come to a swift end with the destruction of Jerusalem. Crowley flees to Rome, seeing exactly how all this is going to turn out. Aziraphale feels compelled to aid the citizens of the Holy City despite Crowley's pleas that he abandon his cause. Angel and demon are about to get caught up in desperate events that could prove disastrous for them both.

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    Demon Azira(fell) must go through the on fire M25 to get to Tadfield Air Base, and deal with Hastur, again! And, Madame Tracy who is possessed by Angel Crowle, and Shadwell make their way to Tadfield Air Base on a scooter.

     

    Season 1, Episode 5: The Doomsday Option (From arriving at the M25, to the end.)
    Edited, and new dialogue, and I've tried to correct all the spelling mistakes.

    Formally called; the m25 is 'not' on fire & crowley's un-possession

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    Trap the Archangel Michael in Hell as a hostage. Put a collar on her so that she's depowered to the strength of a human soul. Threaten Heaven to act according to Hell's demands. What could go wrong?

    Everything. Everything went wrong. First, Michael trained herself until her body was in peak physical condition and ripped her cell's bars apart. Then, she found a way to be immune to ammunition and even Hellfire. Then, she armed herself head to toe with weapons. Finally, she found a way to turn impure salt water and even sweat into Holy water.

    Years had passed ever since Michael had escaped her cell and terrorised the Pit. There were certain wings in Hell demons permanently avoided now thanks to rumours concerning her whereabouts and the puddles of Holy water Michael left behind. It did not matter that demons could recorporate. Meeting her was straightforward: step in front of her and you'll be discorporated, either shredded apart by her weapons, melted by her Holy water, or ripped apart by her bare bloody hands. Perhaps that's why she earnt the nickname:

    The Grim Reaper.

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    Michael and Lucifer talk. A fight ensues.

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    El Ángel Aziraphale, antiguo Principado de la Puerta de Oriente, y Gran Embaucador de la Tierra se ha casado con el Príncipe Demonio Crowley.

    Todo hasta este momento ha sido fácil.

    Ahora sólo tienen que ayudar al rey Lucifer y a la reina Lilith a gobernar el infierno.

    Pero eso debería ser fácil, porque ganaron la guerra, ¿verdad?

    Inspirado en esta cita de internet: "¿Por qué me follaría a un demonio? Simple, el estatus. Imagínate que tú y tus amigos llegan a las puertas del infierno, todos lloran, mueren asustados por la eternidad y simplemente entras en los brazos de tu sugar demon, legendario".

    Traducción autorizada.

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    因为Rowena的错误召唤,Anthony J. Crowley发现自己身处另一个世界。Aziraphale需要亲自把他带回来。而与此同时,自由意志小队不得不想办法面对这个已经游戏人间6000年的恶魔。他不仅对恶魔陷阱免疫,还喜欢乱翻Dean的黑胶唱片收藏。总之,各种各样的恶作剧将接踵而至。

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    Collection of short Good Omens works, mostly under 1000 words. Written for a variety of crack prompts and games.

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    Art for the 2021 MonsterFucker Bingo Game, chapter 1 is an index with triggers and links. Tags will update with art.

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    It is the night of the third of February, 1731, and Crowley is working in the kitchens of Coudenberg Palace, trying to foment rebellion in the lower classes. Little does she know the night she is in for.

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    Azmodeus had planned to have Doeley's back when he went to give a duffel full of occult books to some Nazi idiots.

    Unfortunately, Azmodeus arrives a bit late.

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    A semi-futuristic, pseudo-magicpunk enemies-to-lovers tale where discorporation is the name of the game and there's no room for paltry things like love.

    ...or is there

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    15. We Will Rock You/ We are the Champions.

    “You are here, demon Crowley, to face punishment for your crimes against your fellow demonzzz.”
    “I committed no crime! It was self defence. Besides,” Crowley swallowed to keep his voice from shaking, “I’ve done my sentence. You lot already sentenced me to a bathtub of holy water and I got in it, willingly. S’not my fault it didn’t work.”
    “It is your fault.” Hastur croaked. “You think you’re such a big man, but you’re a fucking disgrace. If you weren’t such a bastard, that water would have dissolved you in seconds.”
    “M’afraid I don’t see the problem with that, mate.” Crowley shrugged, trying to act casual.
    “It izzz unimportant.” Beelzebub said, cutting off whatever retort Hastur had on his tongue. “The point izz we realizzzed that even though we cannot permanently destroy you, there is nothing stopping uzz from destroying you temporarily.”
    “Painfully and repeatedly.” Hustur added with glee.
    “Right. Well then,” Crowley tried to breathe, tried to cling desperately to bravado, to be suave and brave and unbothered as he knew Aziraphale had been when he was in this position. His voice was tight when we finally continued, “How many times?”

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    Prompt fills. Mostly crack. Each chapter will include tags in chapter notes.

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    In which Aziraphale gets to do James Bond stuff....
    It's the height of the Cold War, and there's a demon in Bulgaria.
    And I think I've found a plausible explanation for how Aziraphale came to be in possession of a thermos flask of holy water.

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    entanglednow's summary:

    In which Crowley ruins Aziraphale's plans for the day, and he's very unhappy about it.

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    Aziraphale pours for them in Mesopotamia, in Greece, in France. Crowley raises his glass in inns, in restaurants, in the Soho bookshop.

    "What shall we toast?" he asks, and it echoes down the ages, a smooth, sliding spiral that comes around and around, but never quite in the same place.

    Aziraphale smiles fondly. "To us."

    Crowley only hesitates a moment, because it's been hard to wait, but Aziraphale all but promised him this moment was coming the night he handed over the holy water. There are spirals here, too.

     

     

    Collection of unrelated short fic. If you have found your way here via a particular tag, please see the index in Ch1.

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