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    Dirk "Bro" Strider is a lot of things. A father, a leader, head of a rebellion - and now, apparently, a slave to the most terrifying troll ever to grace Earth.

    Kurloz Makara, The Grand Motherfuckin Highblood, is also a lot of things. When "monster" doesn't fit that list, Bro is confused and a little terrified. How can he kill someone who doesn't deserve to die? And how can his rebellion survive when their leader is a traitor?

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    FBI Agents Jake English and Karkat Vantas just want to arrest bad guys and live their lives.

    Jake wants to go home to his boyfriend at the end of the day. Karkat wants his peace and quiet.

     
    Too bad the thieving Strider duo they just can't seem to catch has been giving them a hard time.

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    Sadly enough for Dave, he was Schizophrenic. He could see the Angels. He guessed it was better than them not being there. But it was pretty upsetting and depressing to see their blood-stained skin every day. But the one thing that brought Dave to tears the most is that Harley’s eyes were ALMOST WHITE… And the four of them knew, Jade, John, Rose, and Dave, they all knew that meant her business here on Earth was done… She could move on. No, she had to move on.

    Rose and John had been trying to hide it, but their eyes have been getting paler as the days with Dave went by. What Dave used to look into as electrical lime, vibrant violet, and deep sea blue, were now just barely alive sclera. It… It made Dave wanna… It made him…

    ( or: Dave likes a guy who's a major douche to him so he confronts his dead friends about doing the same as they did )

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
    Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to keep your vampireness a secret.
    You are really not good at this socialising thing.

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    36/?
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    Dirk, the ghost living in Jake's house, is slowly growing more and more... well, ghostly. Jake goes on a wild goose chase to help him stay.

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    Dirk and John are friends and Dirk is crushing on John. Then John dies and it's all Dirk's fault.

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    The kids have won the game. Lord English, as far as they can tell, is no more threat to them, if he still exists. They've been put into a world where humans, trolls and carapacians live together. Together, they're learning about the brave new world they've been thrust into, and about each other.

    This started as a shameless fluff series. There's still lots of that, but there seems to be a bit of a story starting to form here ...

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    29/?
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    40
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    8
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    I've been waiting for someone
    To find me and become a part of me
    I've been waiting for you to come here
    And kill me and set me free
    I've been waiting for...

    Blood flavor is so metallic
    Its smell makes me go fanatic
    Texture that I find in you
    Is as thick as viscous glue

    My senses have become so keen
    With all I touch and all I see
    There's an iron smell
    Of blood in the air
    And now I see it everywhere
    _

    "What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.

    His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."

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    Jake English is looking for the vampires that killed his parents, the Strider Brothers, with the help of a witch named Jane and a werewolf named Jade. But when he finally captures them, it turns out that he'll need to work with them to find the real killers. A lot of terrible shit happens and nothing is the same. But in the process Jake realizes that there's something different about one of the vampires, Dirk.

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    "Marceline, I swear you are so lucky to have Justin as a mate. His possessiveness is beyond sexy."

    Marceline's head spun back around to the blonde, who currently stood twirling a lock of hair between her fingers, smacking her gum obnoxiously as she dreamily looked to the ceiling.

    "Lucky? His possessiveness doesn't make me lucky: it's a nuisance! He won't leave me alone and treats me as if I'll sleep with everyone I see! Being his mate is fucking hell, so don't get so wet over the idea."

    The blonde shook her head, rolling her eyes, "Wow, I thought you'd be smart enough to figure him out by now." Marceline gave her an abashed expression, unsure necessarily of what she meant, "He's only possessive of you because he loves you."

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    Dirk Strider is the crown prince of Obsidian Falls. Today seems like just a normal day, with weapons training and helping his sister with her lessons, when a dragon comes into his life.

    Karkat Vantas has to abduct a princess to prove his manhood, but he finds himself far more interested in her brother.

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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    38/?
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    Dirk Strider gets duped into doing Dave a favor, only to end up in the ring with a certain handsome Boxing Instructor.

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    3/5
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    “Farewell, my old friend. Whatever comes, I and mine will not go like lambs to the slaughter — but like tigers!”

     

    Growing up isn’t easy. Even less so when adolescence brings on a whole new slew of issues, like, say... a venemous touch? Falling through floors? Wall climbing, zapping from one place to another. Dog Ears?

    Kanaya wants to be able to hold her girlfriend's hand. Roxy wants to make her teachers, friends and family proud. Nepeta just wants a place where she and her best friend can be safe.

    Is that too fucking much to ask?

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    4/?
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    3
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    Dave finds out he's a vampire and has to figure out how to handle it. This is made more difficult by the fact that the guy who raised him would definitely be a hunter if he could figure out how to get around the illegality of murder.

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    1/?
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    4
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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

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    26/?
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    Mom just wants a late night snack.

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    3/?
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    Just an RP I had on Parp.

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    The zombie apocalypse has struck Earth - a planet filled with not only humans, but trolls; from Alternia, and carapacians; from Derse and Prospit. A group of twelve trolls, eight humans, and four carapacians fight for their lives as zombies flood each and every corner, and they must work to survive the hoards. Unlikely pairings spring from to and fro, and as despair shoots from every end of their valley and their last tendril of hope shrivels up to dust, they are shown a new path - one to ensure freedom and rest at last.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    8

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