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    “Dirk!”

    “Roxy!”

    Yeah, there you go, that’s got you spinning on your heel in a very undignified, un-Strider way, but you kind of don’t care about that because you know those voices, from taped talk shows and DVD special features and premiere screenings—holy shit.

    Everyone else’s guardians had been revived—but you kind of thought John and Jane wouldn’t bother with yours and Roxy’s. You could kiss those kids right now.

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    John turned more than a page.

    When a timeline is undone, what else is there to do but fall?

    When the story moves on, when the lens of the narrative fades away to black, who tells those who lived it?

    You did not want to die.

    D isn't sure if he did.

    What's one more note, shoved haphazardly into a requiem the Gods left behind? A key change that dissolves the chords into chaotic dissonance.

    Two (three) notes that were never meant to meet.

    It's not their fault Sburb and anything related sounds completely bonkers when you haven't lived it.

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    Rose Lalonde is in love with words.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

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    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    David can be cruel, and both of them can be stupid. Bro shouldn't have taken the bet.

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    D's feeling insecure about his body, so obviously Bro has to help him feel better.

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    It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.

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    A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.

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    Dirk and his college roommate have always had a tenuous relationship, even before he learned that they were roughly two hundred years old and had a taste for the lifeblood of mankind. He doesn't mind too much, so long as they keep to their side of the apartment and don't hog the shower. One day though, Eridan asks to cash in an urgent favor, then another. Before long, they actually come to begrudgingly accept the other exists, and even start *speaking* to each other.

    What follows is a whirlwind of unexpected friendship involving late-night strolls, robots, a guy who never learned how to stop wearing Victorian fashion, vampiric family issues, duels on the beach, duels on the ROOF, tunnel kelpies, chemistry classes, Dirk's unhealthy Everything habits, and much, much more.

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    in which Dave is having a very bad day, week, year, all of the above, man. All of the above.
    D, is also having a no good very bad year.

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    Dirk Strider met his soulmate at five years old, it was the best thing to ever happen to him.

    Or: an analysis of platonic soulmate relationships.

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    Rose has a revelation.

    Dave dies, and wakes up, and wakes up, and wakes up...

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    Dirk and Grandpa Harley have been getting frisky, Dirk's Bro is a little miffed about it. Fortunately Harley has a solution for them.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you have just won the game. Let’s rephrase that. Your name is Dave Strider and ONLY you have won the game.

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    Dave has just finished sburb and has no idea how to deal with his "happy ending."

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    ⚠️TRIGGER WARNINGS⚠️
    Depression
    Anorexia
    Eating Disorders
    Rape
    Incest
    Blood
    Scars
    Abandonment
    Child Abuse
    Pedophilia
    Suicidal Thoughts

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    The entire world believed in Soulmates. It was natural with the red strings that were tied around each of their fingers.

    Dave was different. He was trapped in his own world. He rarely cared for the string around his finger. It wasn't something he really believed. Once his friend left him to move schools he was a goner. Subject to torment. He just dealt with what his brother did. It was all he could do.

    Recovery was difficult. Karkat could barely stomach the thought of it. He had been doing his best, listening to his family drone on while his weight problems really only got worse. He went to therapy every Monday. He hoped he would get better for the sake of his family but he didn't know if it help.

    That was until they met. Their pinkies tied together in an endless Red Period and they are fated to fall in love.

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    Hate has scarred you all the way down into your soul.

    Love has kept your soul alive so it can still suffer.

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    You are Homestuck's possibly most forgotten version of your favorite characters. Do you like Hal and Equius? Here's Arquius. Do you like John with retcon abilities? Here's the version that died with Davesprite on his planet. Fuck you.

    Arquius, Tavros, and Davepeta get thrown into the Marvel Universe circa 2009-2010 for currently unknown reasons. Follow their adventures as they try to deal with whatever life throws at them.

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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Dave has nice shoes. Calf-skin, lace up, stylish as fuck. Worth more than his brother at the least.

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    You miss him, a man you never really knew.

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    Рокси никогда не чувствовала себя одиноко — пока не переехала к лучшему другу.

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