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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you seriously need to talk to someone.
    Of course, that's difficult when you've left everyone behind to stew in your own mental fears.

    AKA, Dirk reminisces about the nature of himself and his relations with everyone else after making a piss-poor choice.

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    -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 23:58 --

    TG: yo dirk
    TG: bruh
    TG: dude are you home

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you are watching television on the sofa in your living room. It’s ass o’clock on your birthday that is coming to an end and Dave is asking you if you are home. Fucking weirdo. You decide to tell the truth because honestly, why does it matter if you are or not? You live about two thousand miles away from Dave in your trusty little home in San Francisco, California and he lives in Houston. Texas.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave when no one else seems to care. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    The end of the world is bad enough on its own. But when you've been barely treading water for as long as you can remember, when your whole ass life has seemed to take place through a pane of frosted glass, when you've just fucked up the only damn thing that ever seemed good or real in your entire existence, then... well. End of the world might just make a guy think it's time to take a plunge and let oblivion do its worst. Gotta be better than this, right?

    Unless the most unexpected person imaginable catches you before you hit the ground.

    Hi, I'm Dave and this is the story of how I found hope in the wilderness because a cosmic semisentience took pity on me or I guess had plans for me or something. Unclear at this point. anyway here's wonderwall.

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    It's simple. Bro does not like werewolves. Werewolves took his brothers from him and you're a werewolf now. That cool kid you once were is gone and whatever is left of him, whatever you are, living in the body that once was called Dave, owes it to him to go down swinging and take as many monsters with you as you can.

    Homestuck Werewolf + more AU

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    Like a handful of breaded chicken tenders being tossed into hot oil, Bro deposits you onto your bed and is out of your Egbertless room within less than ten seconds.

    Holy shit what just happened. You feel like Juliet. Are you Juliet?? You thought John was Juliet. You thought you were Romeo, gonna get a high-five from Bro AKA whateverthefuck Romeo's dad's name was you've never read it so who cares, while you went to pry the bars off Juliet's window, rescuing him from his overprotective dad.

     

     

    (In a move that surprises everybody involved, it's not John's dad that the two young lovers have to be worried about. It's Dave's.)

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    Chapter 1: Breach of Contract: The villain Loki is being put on an intergalactic trial for crimes against the nine realms. All is proceeding according to plan, until a smart dressed human shows up talking about a contract with something called Horrorterrors.

    Chapter 2: Reductive Reasoning: They won the game, but it took a while for their new universe to load in. And when it did, they weren't expecting the end result to be so...similar.

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    Dave looks out at the skyline from the top of the roof, the sun had just set and he wanted to get out of the apartment for a bit. He is always stuck inside because he isn’t allowed out with out one of his older brothers accompanying him. He was the youngest of his clan and he needed to be chaperoned even though he is sixteen years old and that was the age all his brothers were allowed to go out by themselves. Dave sits on the edge on the roof looking down at all the people walking by, he sighs as he thinks about all the times he snuck out this month while D and Dirk are away. He might be pressing his luck by sneaking out again but he didn’t get caught all the times he snuck out, only 3 out of 10 times. He jumps up and walks back down to the apartment, he hears Bro in his room making his weird puppet porn. He decided that this was his chance while Bro was distracted.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    The Game is over and done with. It’s time to head out to the new universe and start again. It’s time to go forward.

    You should have known better though.

    Even if you leave the game it will always be with you.

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    Earth C isn’t what anyone expected. And now with the kids adjusting to a new life, the Games remnants coming to haunt them, and a ridiculous amount of mystery surrounding the nature of the world they have created, will they be prepared for the next step?

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    Look Joey I’m not going to spoil my surprise for you here.
    You aren’t quite ready yet, but I will say this.
    Even though we are not connected by blood, I see a lot of potential in you.
    We will meet again soon
    Though you may not be “you” exactly.

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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.

    This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?

    It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.

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    Karkat thought this summer vacation with John would be a chance to get away from it all.

    Dave thought that this new island would provide a safe home for his family.

    Funny things happen when the two of them meet.

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    Eridan has fucked up multiple times after highschool and only has one person he can call a friend now. Dirk was forced to attend Skaia University and is the new roommate of an artistic, grumpy fish troll. Things are about to get interesting.

    (Abandoned, hmu if you wanna take control of it.)

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    TT: Dave’s guardian is absent and someone has to fill the role. For now, you’re the only one who can. Even if you’re unqualified.
    TG: fuck you you’re less qualified than me
    TT: False. Either way, you need to be on good terms with him. I’m not saying you have to be “best bros”, but pulling a sword on him when all he’s doing is breathing is unacceptable.
    TT: In other words, sort your shit out, Strider.
    TG: yeah okay but also fuck you
    TT: I love you too, brother mine.

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    Or, the post-sburb AU where the kids have won and everyone tries to get their shit together in 2009.

    Alpha Dave tries to get the whole parenting thing down. The beta kids mourn the loss of their extraterrestrial friends. The alpha kids try to mend broken relationships. Davesprite’s identity issues are turned on their head when he has to facedown Davepeta. Davepeta is unbelievably stressed (and no one notices, which surprises absolutely no one).

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    They won the game, but it was only the beginning. Something went wrong (or maybe it was planned all along). Now six gods are stuck on Earth, memories of the battles and deaths still fresh in their mind as they try to find some way back. None of their friends seem to remember, and as old enemies reappear, the goal of leaving this new game grows further and further out of reach.

    Unknown to our band of heroes, The Alternate Game isn't leaving them entirely alone.

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    He’s not aware of all that’s been long since lost to the Atlantic blue, but he knows that, were there to be a city down there still, no one looking up would be able to find him here. The pulse of it wouldn’t ever sleep and neither would he. Trains departing every five minutes and airplanes leaving streaks across the night sky; the murmur of city sounds and cold neon light swells into a symphony of white noise - it was like a distant memory that was not his, and yet it was, in some way. But he was alone, high up above that atmosphere of energy that lingered, two last breaths dragging four hundred years into the past, and he could disappear, hide from the world or what was left of it, by closing his eyes.

    The first chapter in a series of Homestuck fanfics inspired by lyrics from the 2007 Owl City album Of June.

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    Dirk’s bro comes home unexpectedly, possessed by an entity intent on acting on what he sees as his most shameful repressed desires. Dirk’s opinion on the matter is somewhat different.

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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

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