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    Summary

    dirk teases karkat and takes it a little too far.

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    1/1
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    4
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    45
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    The prince is caught spying on his knights and has to come up with an alternate plan.
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    The prince announces a tournament and two of his knights are suspicious of his ulterior motives.

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    English
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    23,063
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    272
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    Another night in the castle, chained to the wall by his neck. No ounce of sleep was caught for the young troll, who had been captured and locked up for as long as he could possibly remember. He was a toy, and tonight, the playing got a bit too rough.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    715
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    264
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    I don't have a crush on Karkat, I've never had a crush on Karkat, if I wanted to date him, yeah, I probably could because I'm just, in simplest terms, exquisite.

    Language:
    English
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    7,309
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1623
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    Dirk tries on Dave's shades and Karkat doesn't notice.

    Language:
    English
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    8,458
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1443
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    The best way to describe this is, sexy slice of life.

    The story follows Dirk, Karkat, and Dave over the course of several weeks, through all of their ups and downs.

    Dirk <3< Karkat
    Karkat <3 Dave
    Maybe a few other surprise matchups

    NOW WITH PICTURES!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1208
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    Dirk is hungry and finds something to snack on in the cupboards. Unfortunately, it's a troll food of unknown substance and he cannot read Alternian well yet.

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    English
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    907
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    192
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    1,886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    71
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    And then you’re back at the party, back in the bathroom, and you are looking your reflection dead in the eyes as the music starts again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,081
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    59
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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,659
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    263
    Kudos:
    746
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
    8211
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    When Prince Jake died, the first person who suggested Prince Dirk remarry was left on display for two months until the King forced Dirk to return the body to his family. But it's been a year now, so surely Dirk won't actually hurt the troll who he's being forced to marry.
    After all, the peace is fragile and both sides need to learn to see each other as people, not aliens. As allies. What better way than a marriage? What better ambassador than Karkat Vantas, war hero turned romance author?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,331
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    2059
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    Karkat runs into an old classmate at the bar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,639
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    127
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    You simply don’t walk out of a happy marriage; that’s not how soap operas work. That’s not how Dirk Strider works, either.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    713
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    385
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    Do you ship Davekat? Dirkuu? Well then do I have an offer for you: boyfriend swap AU. Dirk is dating Karkat. Dave is dating Caliborn. Shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,788
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    370
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    You both were playing thrid wheel for the person you known, but this time it isn't that bad as you thought it would be

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,881
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    180
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    Summary

    There would be no reason for you to ever seek out Karkat Vantas except for this one occasion.
     

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    For the HRkinkmeme

    Prompt: Death Note except it's Cum note. Dirk writes down someone's name and they instantly come.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1328
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    Alternatively titled Wang Dang Romantic Tango

    Dirk needs to get wrecked by his boyfriends. He has a VERY IMPORTANT GOAL and is wound up, tense and snappy, so Karkat and Sollux interrupt his plans for MASTER ROMANCE, tie him up and just fuck it outta him. With xeno, BDSM, and soup.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,940
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    478
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    Dave and John are together. Jake and Jane are together.
    Karkat and Dirk couldn't be fucking happier, really.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,002
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    206
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    God ok how do I summarize a fan fiction?

    Dave and Karkat grow up in a foster home together and made a promise to move to the city and make music together but then Dave fucks up Karkats face in a car accident and they dont talk for a few years. Dave later moves on and gets famous while Karkat has to go through a few things before becoming a ghost writer.

    Roxy now a popstar gives Karkat free reigns to make an album of his own under her voice and Dave hears about it and hes trying not to fuck things up. blah blah blah slow burn

    blah blah blah getting back together confessing feelings
    blah blah blah angst and shit its a good story guys I promise.

    “ So your a ghost writer and a comedian hu?” says a heavy accent.
    You look at his dark dress shirt and tie undone around his neck as well as the gold watch that probably cost more than a grand on his wrist, without thinking you repeat what he said but lay on the accent thicker than normal.
    “Making fun of me already hu?, I came here with a good attitude but sure ill fuck off”
    “Oh please you should take it as a complement”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,515
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    317
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    Summary

    THE DUDE PILE. DOESN'T STOP. FROM GETTING TALLER.

    —or—

    homestuck’s all stars all fuck

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,760
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1277

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