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    Bro is resurrected in an unknown way, shenanigans ensue

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    English
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    298
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    54
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    2
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    611
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    Dirk Strider attempts to play with a younger version of himself, but finds himself biting off more than he can chew when a certain Jake English enters the fray.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1609
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    TT: I'm being like, the perfect dude right now. A fully fucking legitimate human being.

    (or, Ultimate Dirk thinks about his gender)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    692
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    553
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    Warning: My friends and I jokingly wrote this to see what type of crazy bullshit we could up with. The following is awful in all ways including grammar errors, smut, and anything else that could possibly go wrong. This is the Milo Murphy Law applied to the best Homestuck fanfiction to ever be written in all of human history. So... sit back, relax, read, and prepare to be bleaching out your mind 578758237458023 times after reading this.
    also if anyone is wondering how we got the pairings some of them are inside jokes with my friends (roxy/cube) and the rest we just spun a wheel that had character's names on it

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    13
    Hits:
    375
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    In which Ultimate Dirk decides to take a more hands-on approach in persuading his younger self.

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    English
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    3,900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1422
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    He is going to have to stop himself.

    (You aren't sure you can.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,674
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2456
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    「四個尋找作者的劇中Dirk」
    「四個Dirk中不可承受之輕」
    「羅生Dirk蘭和蓋登思Dirk和另外兩個Dirk死了」

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    5,972
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    167
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    Sometimes the multiverse, or the narrative or whatever, just tells you in very clear terms that you should go fuck yourself. If you're a particular Dirk Strider, you'll comply gladly, because you hate that guy.
    Also he's hot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    707
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    What’s wrong with a little self-insert fanfiction?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    518
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    5237
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    Earth C was a new opportunity, one that Dirk was glad for. Despite having the power to create whatever life he wants for himself, Dirk still feels lost. Dave grounds him with an unexpected gift.

    (Eternal WIP by a dead acc. Feel free to read if you like fragments/oneshots or write for it)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,549
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    162
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    «Четыре Дёрка в поисках автора»
    «Невыносимая лёгкость бытия четырьмя Дёрками»
    «Дёркенкранц и Гильденсдёрк и ещё два Дёрка мертвы»

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    3,352
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    419
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    „Vier Dirks auf der Suche nach einem Autoren“
    „Die unerträgliche Leichtigkeit des Vier-Dirks-Seins“
    „Dirkenkranz und Güldensdirk und zwei andere Dirks sind tot“

    Language:
    Deutsch
    Words:
    3,781
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    336
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    “Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
    “The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
    “Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    963
    Bookmarks:
    188
    Hits:
    17253
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    JADE: somehow he understood the only way was to conceive of a third option
    JADE: an idea beyond the simple binary set of outcomes before him

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    491
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    “Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
    “The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
    “Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2113
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    Your name is Dirkus Trider, you are known as Dirk Strider's troll splinter, you are also known as his boyfriend. You've never had sex with Dirk, but that doesn't change him from kissing you

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    891
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    293
  17. Tags
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    “Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
    “The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
    “Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,689
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    1625
    Bookmarks:
    531
    Hits:
    35271
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    Dirk hated it.

    You knew he hated you and Headcanon!him.

    It pissed him off to no end that you created an alternate version of him for your own little fantasies and wishes.

    Somewhere along the line, they started to get along.

    When, you haven't a clue.

    But to the nature their pleasantries were forming into, you are glad to have understood.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2836
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    Dirk visits his denizen and makes a Choice.

    Language:
    English
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    5,708
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1797
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    A bad storm forces Dirk to rely on the magnanimity of his future self for survival. (Homestuck Shipping World Cup 2013 Main Round 3: Taboo)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,063
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    892

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