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    "Despite the multitudes of injuries he’d received over the course of his life, Dirk was not someone who got sick. It seemed as though the universe had figured out that it was difficult for someone to get people where they needed to be or solve the mysteries unfathomable to the average eye when that someone was bedridden. Or delusional. Or neither, but too dramatic to be anything less.

    But when he did get sick? Oh, it hit him like a goddamn truck."

     

    The one in which Dirk Gently doesn't know how being sick works when you can rely on other people, and Todd is a good and loving friend.

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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational protecticarus (FKA thewrongplath), flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    Something was wrong with Todd.

    Dirk knew this in the same way that he sometimes knew the universe was calling: nothing he could point to exactly, just a heightened awareness and a restless feeling in his bones. Todd still showed up late to the agency and drank too much coffee and insisted that Dirk not do stupid things like run into traffic or break into federal prisons, but in quiet moments, Dirk felt he was a bit… off.

    Also, there was the matter of the iguanas.

    Todd is having an existential crisis. Dirk decides to help.

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    On most occasions, if a certain holistic detective was given the opportunity, he would enjoy the calmness that came with the universe deciding to be fairly quiet and not delivering unbidden hunches at a mile a minute. However, it is— all things considered— getting quite old. He hates being trapped inside, feeling like he’s in the eye of the storm, and like the second he leaves this ridiculous little flat that he will be flung headfirst into a very large and frightening bloody disaster. And he aches, knowing that he’s supposed to help people be where they need to go, and instead he’s just watching them walk the streets of Cambridge below when they all should be at home. Stupid ruddy bats always stealing fruit, flying into walls, and causing global pandemics.


    Based on my interpretation of the aftermath of Socially Distanced Dirk which originally aired at the 2021 Douglas Adams Memorial Lecture and written for the DGHDA 2021 Beginner Bang

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    “I incline to the quantum mechanical view in this matter. My theory is that your cat is not lost, but that his waveform has temporarily collapsed and must be restored. Schrödinger. Planck. And so on.”
    ― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

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    It goes like this:

    Todd is stubborn, fiercely independent, and refuses to let other people do nice things for him. He's the one who does things for other people, that's his whole thing.

    And frankly, that works quite well for Dirk as well. Dirk has had a lifetime of doing for himself, of just scraping by, of the universe giving him "just enough" and never letting him rest. He likes being taken care of.

    But sometimes – just sometimes – Todd needs Dirk. And Dirk learns to be there for him.

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    When a holistic detective needs help, he always knows he count on his friends to be there for him. With arguable efficiency. He hopes.

    5 times Dirk asked for help and one time he didn't have to.

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    Dirk gets caught up in a conversation with Amanda about different “types” of gay after she does an online quiz with him. Having never really had the chance to experiment as a teen (and being caught up in The Stream of Creation after escaping BW), he ended up “disaster gay” by default. Now Dirk is taking the opportunity to explore identities.

     
    Featuring art by psychosassicvampire!

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    Donald Scripps has always been different. Always felt different. It's not been easy hiding it from his best mates (especially David) They've all been through enough without him adding onto anything. And then said best mate calls him up, asking for his help on a case.

    Ugh.

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    Dirk is fascinated by the fact his best friend was in a band.

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    Соулмейт-ау, в которой у людей есть некие цветные отметины на местах первых прикосновений их соулмейтов. Тодд отчаялся найти своего человека, он потерял всё, кроме своего пятна — и так было до тех пор, пока его не коснулся чудаковатый прохожий в жёлтой курточке.

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    Dirk angst/ hurt/comfort

    A case goes so badly that it makes Dirk think he should go back to Blackwing voluntarily - Todd, Farah, the Rowdies and Amanda refuse to let that happen.

    Drummer!Wolf as established relationship - I'll be honest, I was not expecting that to happen but it did so here we are lol. Only a little.

    Could be interpreted as Brotzly or not depending on your preference (I personally don't - but you definitely could view it that way)
    Protective!Everyone because they love him.

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    Todd and Dirk swap bodies and Todd realises how much shit Dirk deals with

    Bit of a tropefest if I'm honest got a bit carried away xD decided to include every trope under the sun lol.

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    The night before they break into Blackwing, Todd tries (and fails, and tries again, and fails again) not to think about what he might be feeling for Dirk. In which Dirk is hopeless at astronomy, Todd is hopeless at everything, and the universe is hopeless than anyone will ever actually have an honest conversation.

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    It's been four months since Dirk solved the Oneiroi case and human existence, (yes, Dirk solved the case of human existence) and they were beginning to get used to the idea of maybe, possibly, living a normal life. Not that they wanted that, of course. But they had stopped Blackwing so maybe the universe was fixed and no more weird stuff would happen...

    Wrong!

    Get ready for a tale of goats, a boat, drugs, and lots of other random stuff. I told you this one was weird.

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    Got the wonderful idea from clockworkcheetah from this lovely post.
    It's so ridiculously out of character and yet absolutely perfect. I couldn't resist.

    Forgive me, I'm not that far into SPN yet so I did my best.

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    АУ по отношению к финалу первого сезона. Дирк, Тодд и Фара тихо-мирно открыли агентство. Ну, как тихо-мирно? Ведь с ними всегда что-нибудь случается. Особенно с Дирком. В первую очередь с Дирком.

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    Four odd months have passed since the incidents in New York with Hydra and Hiro is just trying to move on. When he is invited to compete in a legal college bot tournament, he can't refuse. Kally Carmichael also enters the competition, bringing them all to Los Angeles. Things go well and the two teens are kicking butt, until fate decides to play with them once more.

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    project incubus were among the first to be brought into blackwing, eventually nicknaming themselves the rowdy three. years later, blackwing finds another anomalous entity with the same abilities, and adds him to project incubus, turning three into four. (they weren't gonna change their name though.)

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    i was wondering what it was like when vogel got introduced to the rowdy three, and since we aren't getting that in the show - and i'm unsure if we see it in the comics because i haven't read them - i figured, fuck it, i'll write it. so here's my random thoughts on what it might have been like when the rowdy three gained their fourth member. as i said in the tags, this is my first DGHDA fic so be kind, please!

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    This is just a bunch if fic ideas and such for my best twin for reward and to be use as future rewards. They get to pick out of them.

    It'll be a mix of ships and mix of every trope or au available

    Also if anyone likes any of these ideas and wanna write them themselves just shot an ask, you dont have to do it for the same ships

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