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    A supernatural robbery across the ocean, an ex-Blackwing test subject, and the origins of Dirk's name. Could these three things possibly be connected? Of course they could. Everything is.

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    42/?
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    43
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    la CIA ha deciso di riacchiappare i suoi fuggitivi soggetti del progetto Blackwing. Ma stavolta c’è una differenza. O più di una. Comunque sia, stavolta un gruppetto costituito da un ex bugiardo patentato, una punk entusiasta per l’avventura, una guardia del corpo giusto un poco borderline, un hacker che sospetta di essere seriamente in preda ad un grave caso di sindrome di Stoccolma, uno dei progetti in questione ancora uccel di bosco, e altri eventuali alleati, sono decisi a recuperare i propri amici (o potenziali futuri colleghi. O ex-sequestratori omicidi seriali. O neo compagni di gang. Insomma, quello che è.). Beh, o almeno a provarci… giusto? Ma non importa, perché tanto succederà solo e solamente ciò che l’universo vorrà che succeda. Poco ma sicuro.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    202,381
    Chapters:
    32/42
    Comments:
    2
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    109
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    A little snapshot of an evening on the road, with pleasant times and some gentle pining between our favorite witchakookoo and psychic-energy vampire.

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    1/1
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    5
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    Todd woke up in the middle of the night, and immediately was faced with two problems. First, that his comfortable and normally almost-octopus-levels-of-affection boyfriend was absent, and secondly that there was a loud sound coming from the living room that sounded like an animal being tortured.

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    1/1
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    1
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    8
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    1
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    61
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    Amanda's attempts at getting some much needed sleep are stopped by Vogel climbing all over her, licking her face, and wagging his tail. One of those actions is unexpected.

    Series
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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    Just various plot ideas that hit me. That I’ll never go back to. I don’t own anything.

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    English
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    737
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    4
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    92
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    After years of testing and torture in Blackwing, Amanda is enlisted as a double agent by Priest. Her mission: find the Rowdy Three, infiltrate them and gain their trust. Then, when the time is right, lead them to a capture spot without them suspecting.
    If she cooperates, she is condemning these strangers to a life of torture at the hands of Osmund Priest.
    If she doesn't, her brother dies.

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    English
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    11,402
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    116
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    In this universe Todd Brotzman came down with Paraibultis at the age of fourteen. Which also causes him to develop certain powers, for lack of better words.By sixteen he was under Blackwings “care”. He meets Dirk Gently and they plot an escape together. In the words of one doctor.

    “Project Icarus and Project Afnac have a strange relationship.”

    Afnac: From Welsh mythology usual resides in lakes and rivers (according to Wikipedia)

    Todd

    Series
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    English
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    4,825
    Chapters:
    5/52
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    379
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    Dirk passes out in the Cardenas house. Rather than going through a portal to Wendimoor, Todd finds himself dragged to Blackwing with Dirk beside him.

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    English
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    17,724
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    408
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    New version of Dirk and Todd's lil chat in s2e04 with a much more Brotzly ending.

    Alternatively: Dirk is completely oblivious and doesn't understand anything but Tina saves the day

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    82
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    She wonders if this is what people mean when they talk about choosing found family over blood.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    18
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    1433
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    “I think,” Dirk says after a moment, keeping his voice quiet. “What I’d really like to do is just…” he looks up through his lashes, and the shyness is genuine this time, “stay here with you.”

    Todd’s stupid traitor heart skips a beat.

    ***
    Sometimes the universe is quiet, sometimes they get lazy days.

    It's kind of perfect.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    169
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    The Rowdy 3 are taken by Blackwing once again and it's up to Amanda to find them. Without Wakti Wapnasi's help this time things go wrong and she finds herself in a strange place called Purgatory and the only person who can help her is a crazy demon with Martin's face who calls himself 'Bobo Del Rey' (Wynonna Earp x Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Crossover fic)

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    English
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    42,740
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    125
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1131
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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,595
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1613
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    Dirk Gently and Red are one and the same, with one stark difference: one is rowdy, one is not. When the fabric between realities is torn open by five young Blackwing escapees, Dirk Gently must face the fears he has always held close to his heart, along with the harsh lesson that people aren’t always what they seem. Everything is chance, and nothing is set in stone.

    Language:
    English
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    13,971
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    323
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    Fluff of Dirk realizing that Todd is just as smitten with him as Dirk himself is with Todd. Featuring- Todd singing cheesy love songs into the whisk, Dirk using his ninja training for very important things like hiding from Todd so that he might hear him singing more, and Dirk’s sneaking suspicion that Todd is singing about someone in specific.

    Farah is so done with these two.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
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    71
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    What if Blackwing never went after Todd and Farah, what if Todd never told anyone he developed Pararibulitis? What if we never had the case with Wendimoor? A complete season 2 rewrite focusing on Todd Brotzman and the cluster that is his life after the first attack. Title taken from Neon Trees song 'First Things First'

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    English
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    2,658
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    15
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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    241,851
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1246
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    A brief Amanda/Martin ficlet set during S2E4 "The House Within a House".
    What's Martin thinking about while he's in lockup?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    49
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    Dirk had asked himself plenty of times in the past 30-odd years of his life if he was crazy, but this? This was driving him mad. It was situations like these that made him really hate Blackwing for taking away his childhood. Because now he had so many gaps to fill, and he had a feeling [a hunch] he’d never fully catch up.

     

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    Dirk realising his feelings for Todd are a touch deeper than he anticipated.

    Language:
    English
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    1,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    150

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