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    “What’s that?” Dirk asked, handing Todd his mug before parking himself against Todd’s desk.

    “Oh,” Todd said, gulping down half his Irish Breakfast like he’d been dying for it. “[The client's] coat.”

    Dirk sipped his tea while Todd finished logging the transaction in a spreadsheet on the computer screen. Dirk wasn’t allowed to open that file, because he had a penchant for accidental deletion.

    “Looks rather nice,” Dirk remarked, enjoying the warmth of his mug while Todd got up and went over to fetch the costly item. “Did we keep her phone number?”

    “Yeah, but we don’t need to call,” Todd said. “Those furs are part of the payment. I didn’t have the heart to tell her making up the difference in some way wasn’t necessary.”

    [Readable as stand-alone PWP, but also #5 in Glow sequence. One-Eyed-Bossman requested Todd in a fur coat, so...]

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    The Dirk Gently characters don't have an easy life, but even with all their pain they still find that they have each other.
    A series of oneshots for Whumptober.
    Chapter 16: Amanda could remember a time when she would have pleaded with her parents to let her spend the day in bed

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    A series of promptfics for Whumptober

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    Blackwing sent a young Svlad to a school in Sheffield. After hitting rock bottom during Cambridge, he escaped to America. Now he's Dirk Gently, and happy with his new friends and work. He's accepted himself. Then a case sends them to Sheffield and the old boys, and Dirk wonders if he can escape his past without them discovering it.

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    The digitized collection of Blackwing Projects' files; Ken Adams's edition.

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    On the run from what's left of Torchwood, Norton Folgate accidentally spatially dislocates himself into Blackwing's compound in 2017.

    Just his luck, he looks exactly like someone they're looking for, and ends up getting involved in their holistic mess. Also his luck that he has a thing for sociopathic psychos with a penchant for violence. And the apparently 'not-psychic' man with two names that Blackwing is after. At the same bloody time.

    Norton supposes it's still better than living through the 50's.

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    As they made their escape in the Kellum truck, Beast insinuated herself between Dirk and Todd.

    “Beauty-beauty boyfriends brave,” she crooned, directing her singsong at anyone who’d listen.

    Amanda, processing that on top of the kiss, abruptly punched Todd in the shoulder. “You slut!”

    “Hey, ow,” Todd said, shoving her halfheartedly in return. “We don’t get a thank-you?”

    “I assure you there’s plenty of wantonness on both sides,” Dirk protested. “Mutual sluttery.”

    [COMPLETED 10/14/18, in continued response to kelspots's request for a transition into S2 events. For anon, who wanted a S1 fix-it.]

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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
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    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

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    Silas attends the winter festival.

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    In the hope of securing cheap health care for Todd, Dirk has an unorthodox proposal...

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    "Maybe," Dirk hears himself whisper, his voice barely audible, "you would have been better off if I never escaped Blackwing."

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    Their first "I love you" isn't exactly under the best of circumstances. But they make it work.
    They're Todd and Dirk, and they'll always make it work.

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    Amanda does her makeup.

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    Four odd months have passed since the incidents in New York with Hydra and Hiro is just trying to move on. When he is invited to compete in a legal college bot tournament, he can't refuse. Kally Carmichael also enters the competition, bringing them all to Los Angeles. Things go well and the two teens are kicking butt, until fate decides to play with them once more.

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    Что началось как дуэт двух хохмачей-агентов "Черного Крыла" где-то там на фоне основных действий в никому не известной АУ, переросло в совершенно отдельный пиздец. Об этом и поведает наш фик!
    "Печальный роман двух мужиков-ЦРУшников" (с)

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    Tina finds out that at least once, Todd did what he had to to get the cash he needed. And she gets that sometimes, life's that way.

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    Todd found himself struggling to understand his current situation fully. He had every right to be angry, frustrated, annoyed, irritated and several other words you could find in a dictionary for these types of circumstances. He might in fact have been a number of those things if this was the first time Dirk had kidnapped him.

    It wasn't even the first time this month.

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    Despite Priest abusing him in Blackwing, Dirk has a hard time saying no when they meet again years later.

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    Un pappagallo che ripete parole che non ha mai sentito prima, un ragazzino muto, un pirata svenuto, un quadro che prevede il futuro (o forse il passato, o il presente), un tornado con una pervicace propensione ad inseguire un certo furgone. Beh, hey, potrebbero essere indizi! Ammesso che siano collegati? Di sicuro ne vengono coinvolti (travolti?) i componenti di una certa agenzia di investigazioni olistiche, un’assassina olistica e il suo complice non accreditato, e un trio di cinque punk spensieratamente casinisti.

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    When vital documents are stolen from Blackwing, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency jump into action to get them before they can fall into the wrong...wronger hands.

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