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    “I hate this,” Dirk says, leaning over until he’s visible on the screen as well. “I'm bored and we have no cases.”

    “But no one is trying to kill us,” Todd reminds him. “That part is good.”

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    “Todd you have to be the only person I know that takes 2 hours to get ready,” said Farah. 

    “Well-”

    “But your makeup does look nice today.” she interrupted.

    “Wait, Todd is wearing makeup??? When did that start?” asked Dirk, looking confused.

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    The cogs and circuits of the great machine of inter-connectedness are once again in motion. A Thing is missing. In fact, several things are missing, and they have to be returned to their rightful owners. After a whole month of peace and quiet, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency has two whole new cases to solve. And what a fine pair of cases they are.

    The journey will start close to home and venture beyond the Earth, far into the cosmos. It will connect an old professor (and his young friend), a paranoid billionaire, world’s worst mercenary and a band of mysterious twenty-somethings in a cool van.

    Yes, the Rowdy Three are also there. Yes, there is more than one cool van in this book.

    (You can’t go wrong with a cool van)

    Read on to discover more of Dirk’s past and Amanda’s future, of the successes and errors of Black Wing supervisor Adams, of unspoken feelings and disappearing music boxes and meanings lost in translation.

    Oh, and could there be someone watching this all from behind the reality curtains?..

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    Un pappagallo che ripete parole che non ha mai sentito prima, un ragazzino muto, un pirata svenuto, un quadro che prevede il futuro (o forse il passato, o il presente), un tornado con una pervicace propensione ad inseguire un certo furgone. Beh, hey, potrebbero essere indizi! Ammesso che siano collegati? Di sicuro ne vengono coinvolti (travolti?) i componenti di una certa agenzia di investigazioni olistiche, un’assassina olistica e il suo complice non accreditato, e un trio di cinque punk spensieratamente casinisti.

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    This is a re-telling of Todd and Dirk meeting. But actually, it's insert in the Hitchhiker Guide's to the Galaxy universe. Dirk's Ford and Todd's Arthur.

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    Dopo aver perso il suo lavoro all’hotel Perriman Grand, Todd lavora vendendo vinili vintage a hipster sottovalutanti, mentre cerca di rimettere in sesto la sua vita. Dirk Gently è una sorta di cliente abituale. Almeno finché Dirk non riuscirà a riparare la sequenza temporale e a restituire a Todd la sua memoria.
    L’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale che non è un’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale.

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    Where Dirk Gently struggles with processing that he had been imprisoned in Blackwing, because it only slowly dawns on him and he doesn't actually want it to, either.
    Takes place throughout season 2, with vague references to its events.

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    “Hey, Barbie?”

    He sighed, and then turned to look at her.

    “Yes, dirt muppet?”

    She smirked and chuckled a low, raspy chuckle, and then she looked him in the eyes. He would never get tired of looking at her eyes; they burned, they looked like fire and ashes and the birth of a star and death and chaos and life.

    “For, uh, for what it’s worth, Ken, I think the universe will remember you too. I will, at least, and that’s gotta count for something.”

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    "Вы, люди, думаете, что знаете, как управлять миром, создавать свою судьбу, что-то решать. Но как вы можете так думать, если элементарно не способны прислушаться к мирозданию? К тому, чего на самом деле оно хочет от вас?"

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    Описание:
    В такие моменты Дирк становился совершенно потерянным и беззащитным. А в мыльной пене, которая ныне прикрывала наготу, детектив рассмотрел ничто иное, как удачную иллюзию брони. Ведь пузырьки все равно когда-нибудь лопнут.
    Посвящение:
    Особым любительницам Дирка Джентли
    Примечания автора:
    Публикую это на свой страх и риск. Никогда не думала, что решусь аж на такой флаффный флафф, да еще и с пенкой. Кто-нибудь, помогите, автор сошел с ума от няшности Джентли и голоса Сэма Барнетта...

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    Лучше бы они его не возвращали.

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    Описание:
    Небольшая зарисовка об отпуске, коктейлях и о самых красивых ногах
    Посвящение:
    Нашей холистической секте, кому же еще :)
    Примечания автора:
    Давненько меня так на творчество не пробивало. Даже "Доктор" не вдохновлял меня так, как "Дирк", которым я, неожиданно для себя, зафанатела очень быстро. Небольшие каникулы дома, и новый музыкальный сборник, где оказалась песня Шакиры "Try Everything", вдохновили меня на такой летний и немного сумасбродный мини-фанфик.
    Музыка:
    Shakira - Try Everything
    И немного:
    Mika - Talk About You
    Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (Abbey Road Sessions) и та же песня Kiss Me Once Tour Remix
    Пикча для вдохновения:
    http://c7.alamy.com/comp/CWNRKW/a-woman-doing-a-handstand-in-the-water-CWNRKW.jpg (и пофиг, что это женские ноги)

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    It starts as a joke. Or well, not a joke, exactly, but not really intentional, either.

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    With Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency officially up and running, Dirk realizes that the team is missing one last crucial element to complete their image. Todd and Farah take this idea as well as can be expected. A collaboration in the style of a mini big-bang with confused_android

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    After their return to life, Silas and Panto have some things they talk about. Their moment on the bridge and the conversations that followed.

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    Todd Brotzman is a different man now. The days of Mexican Funeral are long over, but he can play music, still... just not for a crowd. For one person only.

    For Dirk.

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    Two months after their first kiss, Michael finds himself wondering what his and Dirk's unspoken deal is. Also, Todd wants to revive his band.

    [this is a sequel to my previous fic!]

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    Comment down below what you want me to write!

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    Amanda had a list. It wasn't a very big list, written on the back of a receipt from some distant 7-11, that didn't make much sense. It was just a jumbled mess of disconnected words and a few innocuous scribbles that couldn't really be described as pictures - more like symbols. She was going to find everybody on that list, just to stick a middle-finger up at Blackwing.

    But whilst Dirk Gently was a hunter of very benign answers in very bizarre ways that somehow always wound up with everyone in very imminent yet unexpected danger, the Rowdy 3 were different. They were constantly throwing themselves intentionally into very imminent danger, and didn't particularly care whether they got any answers to any questions at all.

    It was with them that Amanda would soon learn there were so many different kinds of hunger beyond her own curiosity. A bunch of different needs mixed up with a load of wily wants. She had been sure she knew all of theirs, shoved into that van day and night, night and day; the feel of them, the taste of them, the sound of them, sometimes even the smell... She was wrong.

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