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    Todd raises his eyebrows at him. “You gotta admit. We would get into this … situation.”

    “What, the situation where we flee from the weekly hired goons into a badly aging knock-off of the Ritz, get shut in an empty room with no escape, and find ourselves compelled to make loud, gratuitous sex noises in order to put the aforementioned lackeys off the scent?”

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    In a future world, the a superior group of people, the Elite, try to expand their population. Once every age group turns 21 in the Elite, they are to chose a Common, one of the group of lesser people, to wed. That person is trained to eventually become one of the Elite, thus expanding the population.

    Stuart Dakin never cared about the system. He was never going to change his habits of sleeping around with anyone relatively attractive, and he was cure his Chosen would understand that.

    Blaine Anderson was ecstatic about the system. He wanted his opportunity to chose someone he could fall in love, and who would love him back. He couldn't look away from a pair of gorgeous blue eyes.

    Dirk Gently needed the system. He was going to use it to connect to his childhood friend who cut off all contact at a young age.

    What happens when these three storylines combine? What will happen to the system itself?

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    Four odd months have passed since the incidents in New York with Hydra and Hiro is just trying to move on. When he is invited to compete in a legal college bot tournament, he can't refuse. Kally Carmichael also enters the competition, bringing them all to Los Angeles. Things go well and the two teens are kicking butt, until fate decides to play with them once more.

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    Todd Brotzman is desperate for a job after being fired by the Perriman Grand. With his sister's medical bills quickly adding up, the offer of a job from an agency called Blackwing seems like the break he's been waiting for.

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    Todd thinks its weird when the CIA get involved in him meeting his soulmate. After one bizarre day, they exchange a few letters, and he gets on with his life, until he finds himself kidnapped and used to persuade Svlad to behave.
    Svlad is delighted to be allowed to write to his soulmate, but when Todd is dragged unwillingly into the Blackwing base, he starts to realise that this was a trap from the start.

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    Richard MacDuff has a sofa stuck on his stairs that defies the laws of spatial geometry. Richard MacDuff also happens to be an old friend of the world's only holistic detective.

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    關於Dirk跟Farah丟下Todd去調查,解決案子後他在酒吧看到Todd被搭訕,然後吃醋的故事(然而並沒有著墨在吃醋上)。

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    Having just recently contracted Pararibulitis, Todd Brotzman has been living his life suspended in an unvarying slog of unfulfilling jobs and shallow depression, content to simply keep his head above water and go on surviving...

    Which is made somewhat difficult due to the unexpected and incredibly inconvenient infatuation he develops toward one Dirk Gently, the eccentric and colorful florist who has recently begun working just across the street.

    (alternatively; a simple coffee shop/flower shop au that carried itself just a bit out of hand).

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    Adrien started to pull Todd out of the room by his waist, and Todd lost his cool completely. The walls fell in and the world lost its balance, if Adrien hadn’t been holding him the way that he had, Todd would have collapsed entirely.

    “What is your damage?” Adrien huffed. He shoved Todd, watching as he fell the rest of the way to the floor.

    “Don't- touch- don't.” No no. Oh no.

    “See, and here I thought you understood the rules. I do whatever I want.” Adrien said, crouching down next to Todd and grabbing him by the front of his shirt. This close up, Todd could clearly see the glowing red in Adrien’s eyes.

    No no no no no.

    No!

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    Un pappagallo che ripete parole che non ha mai sentito prima, un ragazzino muto, un pirata svenuto, un quadro che prevede il futuro (o forse il passato, o il presente), un tornado con una pervicace propensione ad inseguire un certo furgone. Beh, hey, potrebbero essere indizi! Ammesso che siano collegati? Di sicuro ne vengono coinvolti (travolti?) i componenti di una certa agenzia di investigazioni olistiche, un’assassina olistica e il suo complice non accreditato, e un trio di cinque punk spensieratamente casinisti.

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    Что началось как дуэт двух хохмачей-агентов "Черного Крыла" где-то там на фоне основных действий в никому не известной АУ, переросло в совершенно отдельный пиздец. Об этом и поведает наш фик!
    "Печальный роман двух мужиков-ЦРУшников" (с)

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    "Terrible as it is, it’s easier to cling to the hope that there were good reasons for what they did. That the people who treated him well were at heart good people, and they hadn’t just been lying to him the whole time, that the small amounts of affection he’d been given were real and tangible. Even when he knows the truth somewhere deep inside it doesn’t mean he wants to acknowledge it.

    But, like all things, it’s only a matter of time."

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    The only thing Dirk Gently has ever learned to do with his trauma, is shove it down as deep as it will go, lock it away, and hope that ignoring it means it isn't really there. For a while at least, it works. But when the past comes knocking looking to make amends, and pretending that none of it was as bad as it seemed isn't an option anymore, the delicate balancing act he's been practicing for years finally tips over the edge.

    Healing is painful, recovery isn't linear, sometimes you have to tear everything down before you can start to rebuild.

    His own demons might be the scariest thing he's ever had to face, but it's not something he has to do alone, and in the end that makes all the difference.

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    I love Dirk, but there are hardly any fics of him sooo...here you are :)

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    2/?
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    Okay, first fanfic ever, so it might not be in the style you're all used to. Set after the show at the end of season 2 about 5 months after the Detective Agency was opened - When an ex-boyfriend of Dirk's shows up and asks for his help in a case that could end life as we know it, Dirk decides to leave his 'normal' friends behind to keep them safe...this doesn't end well.

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    Todd snapped on day three.

    Before that a lot happened, which made the snapping of Todd warranted, but Dirk was just there for the ride, really. It's not- well, it's not good. Not good good, anyhow.

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    Panto decides it is time to sing Silas the greatest love song in Wendimoor.

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    Todd loses his concentration whilst trying to hold the portal open and ends up in Blackwing, where he sees something unexpected.

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    three months after the events of Bergsberg and Wendimoor, Dirk is kidnapped again.

    following this, it becomes very clear, very quickly, that Todd hasn't yet taken the time to mentally process the drastic shift that has taken place within his life, leading up to this point.

    this is the aftermath.

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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backward clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

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    10/?
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    “And do you have an idea of one?”

    “An… idea?”

    “Yes! Of your dream person!”

    It’s weird. Todd wants to say no. To make up some bullshit about how he’ll know them when he sees them. But almost immediately, an image of Dirk flickers into his mind, and his stomach does a somersault.

    --

    In which Todd thinks that he maybe, possibly, is kinda in love with Dirk. Featuring: grapples with self-doubt, struggling to talk about feelings, crazy demons that try to ruin everything, and googling "do I have feelings for my best friend?" as if the internet can help.

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