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    “I’m going to kill them. I’m going to take my time with it, and you’re going to watch. You will watch them suffer and die in my hands, and do you know why they’re going to die?” Svlad was crying harder and Priest was slowly standing up, watching him with heavy eyes as he began pleading him not to. His voice already going hoarse from the tears he was choking on. He just kept smiling at him, hands sliding up to pet his hair. Running his gloved fingers through it before pulling his hand back to take the gloves off. “They’re going to die, because you don’t need them anymore. You have me now, and I’m all you’re ever going to have.” Svald was shaking his head while watching his face, a look of uncertainty in his eyes.

    “Wh-what does that mean?”

    “Oh, Svlad, this is the best part.” He was laughing while moving his hands to rest them on the boy’s arms, leaning on them and feeling them twitch and tense under his hands. “You’re mine now."

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    They're on the run - from their family, from their past, from their so called friends. So what if these newly-found people literally make them feel sick to their stomach? A dirty van feels far safer than anywhere they've ever been before.

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    Cases never worked in Dirk’s favour. They always involved danger, death, and nothing that ever benefited him in any way. He’d get dragged through the universe’s metaphorical mud constantly.

    Maybe this was his reward. Finally, a case that worked in his favour.

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    Dirk Gently is a holistic detective, with an agency and friends of his own to back him up. He's an adult, why should he try to be happy?

    Svlad Cjelli, also known as Red, is the angriest, weirdest wannabe detective you'll ever meet, complete with four Rowdy friends to back him up.

    As five young Blackwing escapees run from the fate of recapture, they are tossed inadvertantly by the universe into a new dimension. The Rowdy 3 wake up to find a small redheaded boy in their path, and the Agency is overrun by four young versions of familiar faces. As Blackwing continues to chase them, everyone is forced to confront their past, as long as admit some lifelong fears.

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    As with most things in Dirk Gently's life, things are fine until they're not.

    A mystery and minor inconvenience for Todd Brotzman takes a terrifying turn when Dirk insists on investigating, and it'll take more than a hunch for them to hold onto to all that they've built.

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    This fic is set before season one, but also set in the times where people would be executed for being witches, or for being accused of being a witch. I can’t remember what year that was. Try to picture them in a place like Wendimoor *shrugs*.

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    9/?
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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus).
    Some are gen & some include a relationship (Todd/Dirk & side pairings so far) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    35/?
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    Dirk thinks about his relationship with Todd and comes to a conclusion.

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    A supernatural robbery across the ocean, an ex-Blackwing test subject, and the origins of Dirk's name. Could these three things possibly be connected? Of course they could. Everything is.

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    25/?
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    la CIA ha deciso di riacchiappare i suoi fuggitivi soggetti del progetto Blackwing. Ma stavolta c’è una differenza. O più di una. Comunque sia, stavolta un gruppetto costituito da un ex bugiardo patentato, una punk entusiasta per l’avventura, una guardia del corpo giusto un poco borderline, un hacker che sospetta di essere seriamente in preda ad un grave caso di sindrome di Stoccolma, uno dei progetti in questione ancora uccel di bosco, e altri eventuali alleati, sono decisi a recuperare i propri amici (o potenziali futuri colleghi. O ex-sequestratori omicidi seriali. O neo compagni di gang. Insomma, quello che è.). Beh, o almeno a provarci… giusto? Ma non importa, perché tanto succederà solo e solamente ciò che l’universo vorrà che succeda. Poco ma sicuro.

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    Due to some unforeseen financial struggles, the Mystery Gang decides to embark on a road trip to Southern California for a promising case, despite some members (read: Todd) not being entirely on board with the decision.

    A good old-fashioned, slow-burn romance. Featuring; small and shabby motel rooms not big enough for two, an extravagant wedding, tacky roadside diners and jukeboxes, inadvertent cuddling, the (somewhat enjoyed) sharing of clothing, buried feelings, and the forced sharing of motel room beds certainly not big enough for two

    (just your standard, run-of-the-mill roadtrip au ft. your two fave, hopeless boys)

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    3/?
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    What happens when the universe decides that you have overstayed your usefulness?
    There could come a point where a replacement for the Tools is necessary.
    But with the universe broken, it might not all go according to plan.

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    3/?
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    Dirk loved his jackets. In all the colours they came. One day, he came to the realization that his favourite item of clothing was very similar to his relationship with Todd.

    An analysis Dirk and Todd's relationship seen as all the jackets Dirk has worn.

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    Beast had a lot to adjust to since moving to the world outside Wendimoor. Clean air is a thing of her past, and she experiences bad effects of air pollution. Fortunately, she lives with a group of guys who eat pain.

    Series
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    Dirk and Todd have a day off, and they can't get out of bed.

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    [Y/N] was a was a perfectly normal college student, until they came across an object that sends them through, time, space, and even universes, in order to make their dreams come true... but at What price?

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    2/?
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    Picking up during the last episode of season two, dealing with all of the questions left unanswered.

     

     

    "So, The Boy was in Blackwing the whole time, and you've actually known him since you were a boy. The jacket is Mona, who is another Blackwing victim, and who also got you out of Blackwing, which is currently being run by Ken, Bart's friend, who fixed Patrick Spring's time machine in Seattle. In Wendimoor Amanda and Todd turned Pararibulitis into magical powers, and now Amanda has gone to find the rest of the people like you before Blackwing can, because the fabric of the universe is coming apart. Is that everything?"

    "Yes, essentially," Dirk says, as Todd is saying, "I don't have magic powers."

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    Nobody responded, and as the seconds of silence ticked on, that worm of anxiety began to grow in her stomach again. Had she hit a sore subject? Cross bit his lip, and exchanged glances with Martin; Martin nodded, but also seemed to be shrugging slightly. The others had adapted sobering expressions. Vogel on the other hand had tensed up entirely.

    Shit.

    Amanda bounced her leg uncomfortably. She didn’t want to mess this up. She wanted to stay here, with them. They treated her like an actual person; there was no way she was going to lose that. She saw Gripps wave at her.

    Martin smiled.

    “We ain’t gonna hide things from you. But it ain’t a fun story, how we met. Lot of pain. Lot of hate involved."

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    Todd does not intend to be at the crime scene- he wonders if that’s a thing people do. Collect crime scene experiences, go home and write in their journal about the murder they witnessed earlier that day.

    Regardless, Todd doesn’t. He’s just doing his job, and he just has to open the door- the wrong Fucking door, two doors to the left of the one he was supposed to- and run into a scowling cop, peering over his shoulder and therefore not looking for bellboys who were supposed to check on the drunk woman in room 436.

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    Icarus ran.

    Martin watched him go, the box still in his hands, and he felt something stir in his chest as he realized what had just happened. That kid, Icarus, he was Transgender; he was just like Martin.

    And he was alone, wasn't he?

    Martin didn't speak much that night, and he for sure didn't tell the others. But as he watched the dying embers of their fire, his brothers huddled around him to protect the sleeping child on Martin's lap, he made a decision.

    And it all started with getting Icarus alone.

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