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    Todd has been travelling around the country, singing his heart out and sending all the money back to his parents. He's got to make up for what he did somehow, and Amanda won't accept his help. When he meets Dirk one day, and impulsively asks him to a gig, he realises there might be more to life than punishing himself. But Dirk has a painful past of his own, and Todd might have to dig deeper into himself than he ever thought possible to help him through it.

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    English
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    10,697
    Chapters:
    8/12
    Comments:
    20
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    29
    Hits:
    218
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    Flashback to Todd's first boyfriend, Ross, the drummer of the Mexican Funeral, and reasons why the band broke up.
    Inspired by the song and music video Young Love by Eli Lieb.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    27
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    Bergsberg is a small town off the beaten track. For Project Vesta, a Blackwing runaway, it offers a fresh start and the chance of a friend in the town's sheriff.

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    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    60
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    Time goes weird when Dirk Gently swaps places with his sixteen year old self, and the Agency must race to fix this mistake before time is altered forever.

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    5,648
    Chapters:
    2/11
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    50
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    Sent out on a hunt Osmund Priest finds himself in a life or death situation and decides to take help that is offered to him by a man he thought was dead. He ends up in the “raw end” of a deal and now has to work for Hugo Friedkin who is laying out a path which leads to him being a man wanted for Treason and the unwanted but very much needed, body guard for Dirk, Todd, and Farah.

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    English
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    73,385
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    193
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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

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    ...or: Todd gets no fewer than four different versions of one shovel talk, and he's fucking sick of it.

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    23
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    144
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    Icarus had long ago decided that the safest place in the entire room was under the bed.

    He had read story often about monsters who his under the bed to pray on unsuspecting children, but he found that under the bed was the only place the monsters weren’t. It was the only place where the doctors had trouble reaching him, the only place where the cameras can’t document his every move for research. Lots of people thought that there were monsters under the bed, but here there was only Icarus under the bed. So what did that make him?

    Icarus was 70% sure he wasn’t a monster. And if he was, he was still less of a monster than the entirety of blackwing so he counted that as a win.
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    This story documents Dirks journey from Project Icarus, to Red, and lastly Dirk Gently and explore the relationship between him and a certain group of soul sucking vampires who seem to have a soft spot for him. This is the story of how Project Icarus became a holistic detective.

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    15,956
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    142
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    Bart Curlish is many things: an assassin, a prisoner and holistic.

    She's also unkillable.

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    "Did you just dodge a bullet?"

    She shrugs. "The bullet dodged me."

    (She doesn't tell him it killed her yesterday.)

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    3,481
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    85
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    Соулмейт-АУ, в котором все, что ты пишешь на своей руке, появляется на руке твоей родственной души. Полное описание в комментарии.

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    Русский
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    49,627
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    584
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    A collection of ficlets based on prompts from Reddit's /r/fanfiction subreddit.

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    English
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    4,684
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    157
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    When vital documents are stolen from Blackwing, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency jump into action to get them before they can fall into the wrong...wronger hands.

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    English
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    769
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    28
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    As the hunt for Adrien Greyback continues, the pack falls into hard times after Amanda has a devastating vision. As the clock ticks on, and time runs out, everyone grows increasingly more desperate. With gods on their tails, traumatized werewolves, and Osmund Priest on the loose once again, everything they have built to protect starts to fall apart at the seams.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    235
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    Blackwing sent a young Svlad to a school in Sheffield. After hitting rock bottom during Cambridge, he escaped to America. Now he's Dirk Gently, and happy with his new friends and work. He's accepted himself. Then a case sends them to Sheffield and the old boys, and Dirk wonders if he can escape his past without them discovering it.

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    English
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    9,311
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    150
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    Dirk couldn’t stand to see Todd this way any more than Todd could stand the reverse. He drew the neglected handkerchief from inside his coat and used it to dab at Todd’s cheeks.

    “Wendimoor very much happened,” he said, “and for quite a lot of necessary reasons.”

    Todd cracked a smile and almost laughed. “Like setting solid relationship role-models for us?”

    Dirk nodded, realizing he hadn’t even thought of that. “If they can weather a war, so can we.”

    “Panto’s and Silas’s parents will do a better job of communicating post-clusterfuck than mine.”

    “Count your blessings,” Dirk said, tucking the handkerchief in Todd’s pocket. “Mine are gone.”

    “Wait a minute,” Todd said, pulling Dirk in by the shoulders, wide-eyed. “Your parents are?”

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    1/1
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    Kudos:
    50
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    2
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    They don’t speak for a moment. It feels inevitable, as all things involving Dirk do.

    “You must know....” Dirk starts, voice slightly muffled from pressing his mouth against Todd’s shoulder. “You have to know that I…”

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    1,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    132
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    It had been a week.

    A week without any hunches or any extra strangeness. (Aside from the usual weirdness that was omnipresent around the holistic detective.) Dirk was beginning to feel suspicious and anxious whilst Todd was beginning to feel rather relaxed.

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    732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    6
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    59
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    Todd's band, Mexican Funeral, was - in his opinion - the best band in the land. Dirk's band, The Coinkydinks, was - in Todd's opinion - the worst. Todd hated Dirk. He hated the music he played, he hated the outfits they wore on stage, and most of all he hated their name, Coinkydinks. And with Silas of the Mexican Funeral dating Panto of the Coinkydinks, Todd was forced to spend time with flamboyant Dirk Gently. But something about Dirk that isn't what Todd expected. It was almost like the universe was pushing them to each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,127
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    423
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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,680
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    175
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1911
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    Now that Dirk has his shiny new agency, he decides that they ought to have someone manning the front desk. A whim (and the universe) leads him to hiring Lieutenant Assistent for the job, and it ends up working surprisingly well.

    There’s also a case, some slime is involved, and everything is definitely connected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,519
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    629
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    la CIA ha deciso di riacchiappare i suoi fuggitivi soggetti del progetto Blackwing. Ma stavolta c’è una differenza. O più di una. Comunque sia, stavolta un gruppetto costituito da un ex bugiardo patentato, una punk entusiasta per l’avventura, una guardia del corpo giusto un poco borderline, un hacker che sospetta di essere seriamente in preda ad un grave caso di sindrome di Stoccolma, uno dei progetti in questione ancora uccel di bosco, e altri eventuali alleati, sono decisi a recuperare i propri amici (o potenziali futuri colleghi. O ex-sequestratori omicidi seriali. O neo compagni di gang. Insomma, quello che è.). Beh, o almeno a provarci… giusto? Ma non importa, perché tanto succederà solo e solamente ciò che l’universo vorrà che succeda. Poco ma sicuro.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    228,327
    Chapters:
    36/42
    Comments:
    2
    Hits:
    130

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