1 - 20 of 188 Works in Dio Brando Being an Asshole

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Dio Brando escaped Dario after poisoning him. He flees to New York City and starts a new life. But, he just didn't expect to meet a weird group. He falls for one of them, Jonathan Joestar and just really wants to live his whole life with him now.

    He just didn't expect to be taking care of two kids and going on a adventure about vampire hunters.

    Or meeting his ancestor that is a vampire.

    Dio sometimes wished he was back in London after all this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,392
    Chapters:
    10/50
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    825
  2. Tags
    Summary

    It began with a strange wanderer on a lonely planet.

    From this point onwards, everything was turned upside down. Reality itself shifted, and all which he thought he knew was put to the test. And what is not more terrifying to a person, but the lingering fear of one's identity, and its sudden, terrifying ability to change without warning?

    Sent on yet another exhausting mission in the Outer Rim of Space, Dio Brando is nothing if not full of hatred and malice, cursing everything and everyone around him as he's falling down a dangerous slope of drinking to cope with his ghosts and slowly but surely losing control of his life as his mental health spirals.

    This is where his comfortable and familiar life as a Sith Lord and unredeemable sinner takes a turn, for better or worse.

     

    (I have never put so much work and effort into something and been so enthustiastic about it, and I hope you will enjoy what may be the best work from DioBrandoApologist thus far. This is really good, I promise, and I am really proud of what I've got going here.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,869
    Chapters:
    24/32
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    345
  3. Tags
    Summary

    After Donatello sends Dio’s firm an email requesting child support payment, Pucci does some research and finds out that Dio has 4 illegitimate sons. Pucci tries to make everyone get along, Dio barely cares and Diego is determined to prove that he is the superior sibling.

    (Updates Mondays and Fridays)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,376
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    117
  4. Tags
    Summary

    "As soon as Giorno gets a glimpse of his father's powers, he knows fighting is useless."

     

    A story about family and friends, broken relationships and healthy ones, the pain of the past, and moving on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,838
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1226
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The Brando family is in desperate need of a new nanny.

    UPDATE: Updated!

    Psst, take this poll! https://forms.gle/Tcw9hUrMxnfACZnGA

    (Closes 10/22/2021)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,613
    Chapters:
    16/20
    Comments:
    455
    Kudos:
    1341
    Bookmarks:
    177
    Hits:
    41251
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Kakyoin does ballet and Jotaro is awkward.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,149
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Jonathan and Dio got divorced when Giorno was ten years old and have never seen each other since that day. Five years later, both of them meet again.

    The problems of the past will come back to haunt them and the fire of a passion that they believed was forgotten will be rekindled.

    (Updates every weekend!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,952
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    603
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Noriaki Kakyoin moves into the same apartment building as his friends, Jean Pierre Polnareff and Mohammed Avdol after a lonely first year of college. He didn't expect their third roommate to be a complete dream.

    Jotaro Kujo has a very clear path in his mind, to win the local boxing title, and he doesn't expect Polnareff's close friend to throw a wrench in things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,967
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4152
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Dio and Diego meet their uncle, Lee.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    90
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Most would think having a Stand (a physical manifestation of one's life energy with supernatural abilities; incredible, right?) would be a blessing. However, when you're left without a family or a place to call home, aimlessly wandering the streets trying to find a purpose to your life, and in your journey of stowing away to faraway ends of the Earth you stumble upon what you can only describe as the embodiment of evil, you--not for the first time--wish you were normal.

    Then, it's up to a group of ragtag Stand users to free you from his grasp and help you learn how to control the seemingly-untameable spirit you wield as you travel across the world once more.
    ("I am more than some nightmare," she cried. "I am Ayume.")

    ; or in which I rewrite Stardust Crusaders, except the Joestars aren't the only ones whose bloodline has wreaked havoc across multiple generations, and explore the fine line between dreams and nightmares, blood family vs. found family, and what it means to be good or evil.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    197,505
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1493
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Joseph gets a tarot card reading, but the cards he pulls tell him something MUCH different than what he's being told by the woman doing it. Something much worse. Because of this, Morioh gets plunged into chaos yet again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,352
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    708
  12. Tags
    Summary

    What if Dio remained in his old body and boarded Jonathan and Erinas honeymoon cruise? What if Speedwagon has snuck on with them, unable to let Jonathan leave him in the dust? What if Jonathan has left Speedwagon and put Erinas safety first, leaving him at the hands of a distracted Dio? What if Dio still had the mask and used it on Speedwagon to keep him company during his slow recovery to get back at Jonathan?

    ———————————————

    The two, so similar yet so apart, so far away yet so close, now share a space together in the enclosed coffin, both abandoned by Jojo, behind the sea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,773
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    234
  13. Tags
    Summary

    I am a whore and I like writing smut about Jojo characters.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,239
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1338
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Dio has a secret, and not your typical one. He does his best to keep it a secret, making sure no one knows what it is. He’s had this secret since he was 12, he’s 17 now.

    All this time, Dio thought something was wrong with him for having this secret, that he, Dio, was ill in the head for it. He decided a long time ago to stop worrying about that, and just manage his secret from being exposed.

    He was so confident that no one would ever find out, but little did he know that his dearest brother Jonathan would soon discover his secret and react in a way he wouldn’t expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,056
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1674
  15. Tags
    Summary

    You're captured by the dark overlord Dio Brando and you can't keep your mouth shut.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    231
  16. Tags
    Summary

    On a way to one bizzare adventure you think about the ones of the past.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100,841
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    170
    Kudos:
    674
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    16268
  17. Tags
    Summary

    The brewing turf war between the Joestar and the Brando gangs has only made life harder for everyone trapped in between it all—including you. Money is tight and the cost of living only seems to get higher. Little did you know that your inability to pay the price of your monthly protection fee would change the course of your life forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    89,807
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    201
    Kudos:
    380
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    11350
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Robert E. O. Speedwagon takes care of a boy he found in London. That boy kidnaps him 14 years later because the boy "loves" him.

    That's it. That's the fanfic condensed into 2 sentences.

    POVs alternate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    898
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    224
  19. Tags
    Summary

    kira falls in love with diavolo on first sight, but she also wanted to confess her love on her.

    (alternate title: kira confesses her love on a very unexpected way. based from loona's song with same title.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,083
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    217
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Approximately twenty miles East from Oxford lies the Joestar Academy, one of the most prestigious music colleges in the world. With a new academic year beginning, anything is possible. So what happens when a group of students venture out to find happiness in music, in each other and most importantly within themselves?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,673
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    110

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation