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    A collection of headcanons about a specific set of JoJo characters!

    Open to requests, I will post my own hc and requests.

    Tags, warnings and characters to be added as I post!

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    A cascade of smoke and metal, tumbling ungraciously in a dangerous downward descent with a high pitched roar soaring from its faulty engines.

    It carries a most unusual, hostile and arrogant cargo in the form of a man.

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    七年后乔鲁诺第二次逃家,他决定去看一眼米斯达过得好不好。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Dio’s methods of securing loyalty in the modern day might have been very different, were Jonathan Joestar instead born Josephina Joestar. Heck, he might even say ‘fuck it’ by the end of the story and decide to take his followers to a commune to cult up without disturbing another living person. Maybe! (Okay, no.)

    In the present day, Dia Brando rewards one of her servants for his loyalty.

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    He looks at her with a sense of finality, and Sherry swears she can feel the world closing in on her when he says; “Be brave, my Sherry. Be brave.”

    And then nothing more.

    Or: What if... Sherry forgets her umbrella that morning, and her brother takes her place in fate’s plans? The journey of the Stardust Crusaders is altered entirely when the 'wrong' Polnareff takes part.

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    **Sequel to Battle Tendency: A Blood Charged Destiny AND Phantom Blood: A Twisted Destiny**

    After near world catastrophe involving pillar men, the Joestars thought their troubles were over. However, an old foe thought long dead has reared its ugly head from the Atlantic and kidnapped the youngest child of Jonathan and Erina and hiding her somewhere in the world. Not to mention an explosion of wild dangerous stand users caused by mysterious arrows and other forces pulling the strings from the shadows.

    To save Irene from her imprisonment, teams of crusaders are put together and the journey to save her and the world will test the very bonds of blood, friendship and love.

    Naturally this is a retelling of Stardust Crusaders only with a new continuity which I established in the last two fics. Seriously if you haven't read those you really need to before starting this otherwise the new continuity WILL NOT make sense!!! Cannot stress this enough.

    Like good God things won't make any sense.

    Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy!

    Note: Will update every Tuesday unless stated otherwise.

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    Jonathan stays in the locker room after everyone has left, but a malicious Dio wants something from him.

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    Dio was a crude terrifying man, who has done extremely evil things. However once a child, appears in his life, will he change?

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    2/?
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    I don't even know how to describe this, DIO made a group chat, it devolved into pure chaos and now nothing makes sense
    The tags for this are probably gonna turn into an absolute mess eventually I can feel it
    Kira is the only sane person, Diavolo is genuinely insane and everyone else is probably high

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    9
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    Eleven years ago, Jonathan fell in love with the most selfish bastard in the world, and all he had to show for that relationship was one night of passion and a broken heart. So naturally now, while on an excavation, a shocking phone call from Child Protection Services leaves him absolutely dumbfounded.

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    Dio has decided to make a group chat for his beloved vampire child/slaves. Chaos ensues.

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    2/?
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    Minako pulled out the radio housing Steel and set it on the table in front of her. "I honestly almost forgot I had you with me... You haven't said anything since Japan; what gives?" If Steel could shrug, he probably would have. "You haven't needed me. Now, that woman, what did she say to you?"

    Minako slumped in her seat, crossing her arms. "She said something about me not belonging in 'this world,' she wanted me to go back home, and when I refused, she tried to kill me. But..."

    "But?" Steel tries to coax her into continuing. "W-well... That's... It-it's not true. I mean... I wouldn't be here if I weren't supposed to be... Right...? S-so it's just silly... right...?"

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    A truly bizarre fan fiction based around the JoJo’s fan game The 7th Stand User, featuring all the classic Stardust Crusaders enemies like; Stand users, vampires, gambling addicts, general anxiety, and good old-fashioned existential crises.

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    Dio decided to troll Polnareff, by putting him back on the same flight of stairs.
    Big mistake.

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    1/1
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    One day two British brothers who lived in Japan, named Dio and Jonathan (or "JoJo", as Dio called him) were suddenly involved in the "Interspecies Cultural Exchange Bill" and they had to host an Monster girl, a lamia named Miia.

    The two will absolutely handle Miia and sure they will not have any other Monster Girls to host...right?

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    1/?
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    When Narancia and Trish hear that Abbacchio has never gone out presenting female, they're eager to fix that.

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    "They say that the youngest prince was cursed to be a demon and he still haunts those woods." That was the town's legend of the disappearance of the Joestar royal family, but that's all it was, a legend. Right? Noriaki Kakyoin had never believed the story like the rest of the town that insisted it was real. Until the night he comes face to face with the fictional monster.

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    Dio’s never gonna give you up
    never gonna let you down
    never gonna run around
    or desert you

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    1/1
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    2
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    Dio and Jonathan are a couple (and not step brothers 💀) and with that they magically made a little one. And so their journey begins.

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    A fallen angel and God meet.

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    Dio Brando escaped Dario after poisoning him. He flees to New York City and starts a new life. But, he just didn't expect to meet a weird group. He falls for one of them, Jonathan Joestar and just really wants to live his whole life with him now.

    He just didn't expect to be taking care of two kids and going on a adventure about vampire hunters.

    Or meeting his ancestor that is a vampire.

    Dio sometimes wished he was back in London after all this.

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