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    The aftermath of a rather ordinary case becomes increasingly extraordinary.

    And John isn't sure which fork to use.

    "Mr. Fell,” said Sherlock, in a tone suggesting doubt that that was the man’s real name. “Noticing things is my métier. Such as small hand gestures. When one has eliminated the impossible – such as a succession of extraordinary and highly favourable coincidences in the space of a single evening – whatever remains, however improbable, must be the explanation.”

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    After two years, Gabriel takes revenge on the traitors who stopped the Apocalypse. His plan: to disguise himself as Aziraphale, hurt Crowley, and make sure that Crowley never trusts his angel again.

    Can Crowley and Aziraphale deal with Gabriel and work through the trauma together, or will this drive them apart forever?

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    Shortly before a trip out of town, Aziraphale makes a confession leading to a passionate evening of submitting to Crowley. Both agree they’re interested in exploring the dynamic further upon the angel’s return.

    As Crowley watches the bookshop, he considers how Aziraphale submitting to him on a regular basis would work. After 6000 years, he knows the angel needs a balance of tenderness and firmness. A cache of books from an estate sale provides unexpected inspiration.

    Aziraphale returns and Crowley proposes an experiment…

    ***

    For the next three days, he’d agreed Crowley would be his Daddy on a trial basis.

    Sugar Daddy and Dominant Demon Daddy, Crowley had said.

    The experiment was absurd. Wasn’t it? Sure, he’d wanted Crowley to take charge. But The Three Day Daddy Experiment sounded like a title that would fit alongside the lurid books Crowley left for him. And yet... Aziraphale felt oddly exhilirated.

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    Crowley has something to tell Aziraphale, and he is terrified... of everything.

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    A ficlet in which Crowley allows himself to feel the extent of how much he loves Aziraphale.

    This is also a ficlet in which I deeply struggled trying to give you all a title and a summary.

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    "Listen well, dear ones, for there are many ways to tell him 'I Love You'..."

    Created for Our Side Zine, 2021: Love Wins!

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    After the end-of-the-world that wasn't, Aziraphale is in a brand new body... for the very first time.
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    Aziraphale's tongue was all tied up, and although words had come easily to him all his life, he felt in that moment he’d never said a single one that mattered. He’d nattered about good and evil, books and plays and wars and righteousness, gorillas and whales and all manner of irreverent things, but he’d never told anyone that he—

     “I love you,” he blurted out. Ah, that hadn’t been so hard after all. “I love you, and I’d be very grateful if you’d bugger me into next week, if you’re willing, I’ve waited ages and it would help me feel ever so much more settled in my skin.” Oh dear. The new body needed some work on impulse control.

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    Crowley plans to pop the question to Aziraphale at their favourite restaurant. Things don't go as planned.

    A short, sweet, and silly fan-comic.

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    Crowley has been walking the edge between friendship and love since the Garden. Should he tell Aziraphale now that the Apocalypse didn't happen?

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    In May, 1906, The Ritz hotel opened her doors for the first time, inviting all to dine. The staff line up with smiling faces for the first time. A particular waiter, Jack, is assigned table one. On opening night seats who he believes are two complete opposites that question him about wine.

    In June, 1956, The Ritz celebrates it's 50th aniversary. At table one sit two figures, long time customers, thought the wwaiters at The Ritz don't yet realize how long. Jack is surprised to see his first customers unchanged, and as he is now a customer, he has the fortune gossiping with the new staff.

    In October, 2006, the employees of The Ritz try to figure out if the two immortals that have been visiting the resturant the last hundred years are married or not.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley come across an unexpected side effect from their swap. Things only get more complicated when the Doctor saunters in and starts asking one too many questions. Aliens invade, two supernatural beings and one Time Lord find themselves running for their lives, and the Doctor third wheels spectacularly. No matter what universe you’re in, the world always needs a bit of saving.
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    Crowley paused. “An appointment? You scheduled something during Armageddon, er, Armagedidn’t?”

    “Well, not exactly,” Aziraphale said. “You see, this man called at the shop a few weeks ago and said he’d be in today. He was interested in books on prophecy, as a matter of fact.”

    “Who even is this person?”

    “I’m not quite sure. He did seem rather nice, though.”

    “What’s his name?”

    Aziraphale hesitated. “Ah. That part was a little strange. He called himself ‘The Doctor.’ ”

    “What kind of stupid name is that?” Crowley said, making a face. “And Doctor of what?”

    “He says of everything,” Aziraphale said excitedly.

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    “The way I see it,” said Crowley, staring into the crystal of his Ritz wine glass, “since the world still exists, there are three possibilities as far as the Ineffable Plan.”

    ~ ~ ~

    In which Aziraphale and Crowley have a discussion spanning theology, pragmatism, and the search for an elusive point. (Spoiler: This time, the point is not dolphins. Probably not, anyway.)

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    Technically, presentation doesn't matter, or shouldn't, but it very much does. Aziraphale has a moment of deep thought, while eating dinner with his favorite demon, and makes a decision.

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    After the Nopocalypse, Crowley convinces Aziraphale that A, he wants him, and B, they should go for it, because nothing is certain anymore. And he stays the night.

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    Aziraphale loves cake, and he loves making lots of satisfied noises while eating as a way to tease Crowley. He knows exactly how to get his demon in the mood—but even after years together, Crowley still finds ways to surprise him.

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    Crowley has seen Aziraphale happy before. It’s been six thousand years that they've known each other, after all; time enough and more to have gotten to experience the angel in all his moods, from the deepest dejection to the greatest delight. He’s seen Aziraphale relaxed and cheerful, heard him laugh out loud, basked in the warmth of his pleased smile.

    But now, Crowley realizes, Aziraphale looks far beyond mere happiness.

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    While celebrating their escape from Heaven and Hell, Crowley tells Aziraphale something he hopes he'll understand and Aziraphale is dragged head first into facing his feelings.

    An Ineffable Valentine's Day Songfic by Supergeek21 with Art by IneffableChocolateCheesecake.

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    There’s an uncanny pair who seem always to turn up at the Ritz just as a table becomes available. There’s a maitre d’ who finds it curious. And he has his own story to tell.

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    Crowley has a secret related to Valentine's Day. Two of them, actually.

    They were going to be there when the Valentine arrived. Aziraphale would open it: he wouldn’t be able to resist, his first postal delivery at his new shop. Would it be an enquiry from a customer? Someone with a book to sell? News of a volume he’d been hunting for? And would he be able to disguise his reaction to:

    Angel who owns all my heart,
    Let this bear my fervent plea,
    The time that we must spend apart
    Is eternity to me.
    I offer all my love to you,
    Say to me that you’ll be mine,
    I shall be for ever true
    If you’ll be my Valentine.

     
    It was hideous cant, and Crowley felt that the poet, in his way as eloquently as Will, had laid his innermost heart bare. He had not considered the possibility of it being laid bare in front of Gabriel and Sandalphon.

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    This should have been the best moment of Crowley's fucked up millennia lasting life.

    This should have been a moment of revelation, the moment he'd been waiting for, the moment his dreams finally came true.

    We just tend to forget that nightmares are dreams, too.

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