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    "Chef Gordon Ramsey's mission to escape Flavortown (a foodie hell-dimension) is interrupted at every turn by superpowered, malevolent entity Guy Feri, the master of Flavortown. Ramsey must outwit, and outcook Feri, in this spine-chilling horror-fantasy thriller."
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    Idiotic crack written at midnight

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    1/?
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    1
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    Two whirlwinds, two food lovers; Paul Blart- Mall Cop- the Glutton, and Guy Fieri, the Foodie. Paul has been watching Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives ever since his wife’s death to cope. In doing so, he fell in love with the man wearing bowling shirts and frosted tips. Will Guy adore him the same way, and take him into his sweltering, soggy arms?

    Language:
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    772
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    93
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    It's dumb but it's short -- Kylo Ren faces off against his most flavorlicious foe yet.

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    383
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    41
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    Shrek has an important announcement to make, but will the evening fall unfortunate?

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    534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    256
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    A dumb parody of the popular manga Golden Kamuy.

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    9,197
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    13/?
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    13
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    14
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    330
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    Power couple Gordan Ramsay and Guy Fieri wanted dessert.

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    225
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    348
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    Two kool kidz from Flavortown find themselves trapped in Bobby Flay's kitchen! Only the power of the God of Flavor and their own spicy friendship can bring them back to safety~

    Language:
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    1,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    712
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    "He was open, vulnerable; at the mercy of the hands and mouth of Danny Devito."

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    1/1
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    3
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    19
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    1
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    "Through all these cities and all these towns
    It's in my blood and it's all around
    I love you now like I loved you then
    This is the road and these are the hands."

    Lightning was untouchable, invincible. He was speed. Until one day, he meets a young boy who breaks down his shield, and maybe, just maybe, he'll slow down for him.

    This is the story of a boy, a car, and passion.

    cowboy emoji

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,433
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Looking for a casual meal, Guy Fieri walks into a better hotdog joint than he EVER could have imagined.

    Series
    Language:
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    Words:
    477
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1133
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    im sorry for this

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    1/1
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    21
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    334
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    I've gone to hell and this is what I've come back with.

    Language:
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    248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    239
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    An exiled teal blood, Guuyye Fierii, grapples with spurned love and the harsh realities of giving your heart away too freely to those who make a living off of crushing others.

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    Gordon Ramsey dies so Guy Fieri has to sacrifice Paula Deen to Bobby Flay, whom eats her body for sustenance.

    Language:
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    Words:
    712
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1451
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    Its the day of Sportacus's wedding. He is so nervous and can only hope everything goes alright on his big day.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    9
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    23
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    1
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    i don't have anything to say except that I'm sorry

    Language:
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    166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    206
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    Guy just wants to love Bobby.

    Language:
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    665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    683
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    When Guy Fieri Saves Ted Cruz, they begin a beautiful romance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    934
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2303
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    After this sweet slamma jamma clamma comes to check out what's sizzlin at your resturaunt, he falls madly in love with you. And Then your adventures in flavour town starts. Come check out what happens!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    927
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    30
    Hits:
    716
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    Guy Fieri kills a man on live TV.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    905
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    688

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