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    dont_vex_me: were not adopting a kid bryn get ur shit together

    Welcome to the AU where literally everything is the same except for one crucial difference: chatrooms are (ab)used by the members of the four main factions. Chapters will rotate between the Thieves Guild, the Companions, the Dark Brotherhood, and the College of Winterhold, and it'll be great I promise. Possibly there will be others too, don't count on it.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    621
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    n. The tempo, or number of beats per minute. Also a drum beat used while marching.

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    “Do you think if I ask nice enough he’ll teach me how to blow?” Kuroo asked with a smirk.

    “I don’t know but he has a tongue piercing.” Bokuto caught the drift.

    “He, what? Fuck,” Kuroo’s voice rose slightly above the normal decibel.

    --

    Akaashi blows.
    Bokuto bangs.
    Everyone else wish the others suck.

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    4,680
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    21
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    2
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    Mayor Lewis has lost his shorts, so Abigail decides to play Nancy Drew with Sam and Sebastian.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

    Series
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    English
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    10,657
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1115
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    One didn't agree to moonlight as a Phantom Thief if one wasn't comfortable taking risks. Even so, it was another thing entirely to be so far out of your depth, there was no longer a shore to see.

    Then again, when it came to being romanced by a weird demon king, was anyone really in their depth? Akira had his doubts.

    Direct sequel to 7 of Spades

    Spoilers for both Devil Survivor and Persona 5

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    25,310
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    93
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    643
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    Kogayne: You know why I'm so similar to Hamilton?
    Shirogone: No.
    Kogayne: I'm a bastard, orphan, son of a whore.
    Lancelot: And an asshole.
    Hunker: A friend of the group, but not so much the individual.
    Allurk: An immigrant.
    Pidgeon: Someday you're going to die because you pissed off your friend and he shot you?
    AShaymed: You are in charge of the care of a large sum of money.
    Lancelot: Surprise, surprise. Keith actually has money in his bank account. You couldn't tell by his shitty apartment.
    Kogayne: I came here to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
    Kogayne: This is homophobia.

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    Chapters:
    74/?
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    6502
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    Lance has a PhD and he's more than happy to brag about it.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    123
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    180
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    To: Shimi
    hey, quick question, do you think I might be gay?
    From: Shimi
    Sawamura's thighs?
    To: Shimi
    oh wtf
    From: Shimi
    Am I wrong?

    --

    All Sugawara wants is a little inspiration.
    All Daichi wants is for his regulars to finally pay off their tab.
    All everyone else wants is to drink good liquor and watch as their best friends struggle.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    2907
    Bookmarks:
    433
    Hits:
    51928
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    Colette Grayson is the next Alpha Queen of the North American-European Werewolf Pack. Does she want to be Alpha Queen, though? Not really.
    In a world full of Old Alpha Males who try and dictate what she does, Cole tries her best to come out on top. She has to find her mate, take the crown, and reign in her anxiety and PTSD. Through in the mix of an Alpha Prince (Kalmin) from another pack wanting her hand in marriage, an cute as hell Omega (Greer), and an Alpha (Zac) that confuses the hell out of her from one of her packs, she's got a lot on her plate. As well as another war to go with the one already under her belt.
    Follow Cole, her twin (Cody), Zac, and all of her friends (Lyssa, Ollie, Lynn, Ellie, Jackle, Kye, & Morty) as she leads them through their worst year yet... Senior year of High School. (Not Ollie though, he the baby of the group being a Junior).

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    24,562
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    25
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    [Hyunjinnie has created Lacrosse™]

    OR

    The chatfic where the '00 liners and '01 liners of Stray Kids and NCT are all on their high school's lacrosse team

    Language:
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    1,699
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    137
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    The stories and adventures that goes on in a small college campus Starbucks with the flirty barista, the ex-bartender, the angry one and his notboyfriend, and of course, the tall new guy that is starting to realize that working there is the best and worst thing that happened in his life.

    The fact that they haven't been fired still surprises the customers as well.

    Language:
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    16,050
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3931
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    What would happen if Slit survived the carnage of the final chase to re-capture the wives?

    The Razor Cola was crushed between two massive rigs. The gas tank blew. Max Rockatansky's car has been reduced to a crumpled up heap of scrap, but something inside is still breathing.

    What would you do if you found something that could survive the madness of Fury Road? How crazy would you have to be to bring that broken creature home with you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119,182
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    217
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1048
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    In which Karkat isolates himself in the first few weeks due to extreme paranoia and depression, and those closest to him try to figure out how to help him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    711
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    182
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    Harry Potter has a problem. His problem is his prick.

    HIS PRICK FANCIES, SNAPE!

    What should he do?

    Language:
    English
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    2,361
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1168
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    You and Jason have to go to a school in NYC in order to find a new (and in danger) demi-god.

    *Features AVPM quotes because I was listening to it during Choir and got this idea.*

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    2
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    Richie sends a rather suggestive picture to his boyfriend. Viewer discretion is advised.

    Oneshot/drabble

    Language:
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    Words:
    154
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
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    387
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    Bev is Richie's best friend and because of that she gets to ask some of the weird questions.

    Oneshot/drabble

    Language:
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    129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    464
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    Arin, a disillusioned character in a shitty cabinet. Dan, the cheerful, smiling protagonist of Danny Mania. Arin's not coded to get crushes but this damn sure feels like one.

    [Heavily inspired by Wreck-It Ralph, borrows characters from other cabinet games and invents some too]

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    English
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    8,524
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    313
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    Oikawanker: fuck yeah paninis are the shit 

    Waka Waka: paninis are a good source of nutrition. It is not shit. 

    Oikawanker: "the shit" is a compliment, Ushiwaka-chan

    SugAAAH: I'd wank with a panini if you paid me 

    DarkEnchantedKuroobar: Suga stop being nasty! 

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,139
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1569
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    "If we're destined to be, then why is our love so difficult, Bokuto-san?"

    Mysterious and distant pretty boy, Akaashi Keiji, meets hyper, star volleyball player, Bokuto Koutarou.

    Language:
    English
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    3,054
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    183
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    Freaky Friday meets the USWNT when Tobin, Ali, and Kelley are switch bodies. Tobin in Ali's body, Ali in Kelley's body, and Kelly in Tobin's body. Alpha/Beta/Omega

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,883
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    6066

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