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    Edge was walking over to the gift store. He was hoping to buy his band member a card or so for their birthday. In almost a blink of an eye, he was suddenly pushed over to an ally, he tried to scream but he realized something was covering his mouth. He felt suddenly tired, slowly blacking out.
    When he woke up, he saw a familiar face, "L... Lilac?" He'd tiringly answer.

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    1/1
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    "He recalls the feeling of Red’s hair under his fingers as he takes off his cap for him, digging his hands into his scalp and carding his digits through the messy mahogany hair. He recalls feeling the other’s uncontrollable trembling against him, desperate to hold on, even if there was nothing that could make either of them let go."

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    When Blue tells Sarah Connors that he isn’t a virgin, a brief flash of his first time comes to mind with the familiar red-capped guy, pretending to be fuckin’ Arnold Schwarzenegger right now, beneath him. He squirms a bit at the memory but ignores it easily.

    When Sarah Connors dies though, at least, he thinks she does, because of Red, the memory comes back again and he wails at it.

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    1/1
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    10
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    LT groans.

    Maybe he shouldn’t have done that French kiss shenanigan huh.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    120
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    Blue the bruiser. Blueser... He grins at the thought proudly. Although saying it sounds like Bloser, it’s not actually the real spelling and he suppose it’s why Red’s looking at him like he’s his entertainment of the hour.

    “You wouldn’t understand.” Blue says instead and he plops himself beside his roommate, the broken mug in pieces on the floor. He wants to pick it up but doesn’t.

    “You know what pronunciation you should use?” Red questions a moment later, smirking like he’s just found out he’s an unstoppable genius (but he pronounced pronunciation wrong) about to end the world. He slides himself slowly to close the distance between them.
     
    Ah shit. Here we go again.
     
    “What?” Blue asks. His breathing's shallow at the gaze the other man is giving him. It’s familiar. He’s only ever seen it when they do things that are quite questionable but possible nonetheless.

    “The Blowser.” He answers with a lick of his lips. Blue’s eyes widen, blood rushing to his cheeks that has Red feeling like he’s hit the jackpot.

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    Pink and Blue are getting married, and Blue can finally, finally, live a normal, boring life like he always wanted to. Red has a way of worming into everything, though, and a road trip across the country is planned. This'll probably go great.

    Now with more Canada!

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    37,015
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    2271
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    What could be better than an unstoppable depressive spiral? Someone to join you, of course! Doesn't matter if that someone is the bottle you're using to hide from your thoughts, or the strange dead man asking for blood through the other side of the vanity.

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    2,231
    Chapters:
    1/10
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    1
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Red likes to be around lots of people, but sometimes he forgets that he really only needs one person. That person is Blue.

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    Blue's exhausted.
    He's had a long, long day, and all he really wants at this point is to relax, but unfortunately, his roommate's playing World of Warcraft.
    (I've watched one episode of Dick Figures and never done a raid in WoW)

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    English
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    593
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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    “Hey. Uh. Can you pick me up?”

    Red’s voice echoed through the phone, sounding slurred, yet not at the caliber that it usually would be. The muffled sound of club music provided a distant background for his call.

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    28
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    Blue was having the perfect day.

    But, with a single sight, his world was thrown upside down.

    He learns more about someone, things he would have never expected.

    And it makes him sick.

    Language:
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    22,709
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    26
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    47
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    They were supposed to be best friends forever.

    That was their plan, ever since the two had met two decades ago.

    But times change, and...

    Red doesn’t feel he has a purpose anymore. So he makes a choice, even if he doesn’t like it.

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    2/?
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    1
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    设定:ABO世界观
    CP:Alpha红×Beta蓝

    预警:被动发情,理智丧失,暴力接触,疼痛。

    PWP,无逻辑无还原性,字面上的很疼,大写的ooc……雷慎入。

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    中文
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    2,683
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    1/1
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    9
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    ————————————————————

    这一晚,是只属于他们两个的派对。

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    1/1
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    12
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    201
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    250
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    I need co creators, email me on my profile

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    74
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    1/1
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    2
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    2
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    With no hesitation he nonchalantly strided to the desk, nodding curtly to the woman as the muzzle of his gun pressed into the skin of her forehead.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    21
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    In the late hours of the night, Red can. . . hear things.

    Language:
    English
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    675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Blue is gonna marry Pink but he's a dipshit and fucks up, and now he has to struggle with self doubt and an annoying naggy roommate with a constant boner to find out if Pink is really what he wants.

    Hint; She's not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    800
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1033
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    After getting totally wasted Blue is interrupted by his boyfriend who couldn't be any more wasted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    410
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    745

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