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    The beginning of Zim and Dib's relationship, as it shifts from: ''God I cant fucking stand you. please die'' to: ''I still hate you but also, never fucking leave me ever again.''

    The events of 'Moppiness of Doom' left them both with something to think about. It's just too bad that Zim reffuses to think anything through ever.

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    Yes, another Oneshot.

    But different from my other one since this one has Zadr.

    Warning, some of these oneshots may be unpleasant for people so don't like, don't read.

    In this book, all the oneshots will show that Dib is uke and Zim is seme, and they are the same age.

    Anyways, enjoy!

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    28/28
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    Observe, pitiful humans! A collection of Invader Zim drabbles I've made ranging from canon style dialogue exploration, to random excerpts of stories I've thought of

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    5/?
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    2
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    12
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    Zim steals Dib's notebook.
    (or, Zim is the annoying kid who asks for free fanart)

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    1/1
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    5
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    25
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    2
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    140
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    Dib and Zim are fighting in an alleyway. What could go wrong?

    A stressed Gaz calling an ambulance can tell you that.

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    1/1
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    Some weirdo gives Dib a gun and it all goes downhill from there

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    1/1
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    Dib looks up at his father, contempt, anger, barely hidden.

    Zim stares at the screen again - transmission: denied.

    Why can't anyone see him?

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    1/1
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    12
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    An experiment gone wrong leads to a deranged alien's escape. Now, as Membrane Labs lead scientist in the paranormal department, Dib must contain Zim before the alien can cause any damage.

    Will contain blood, gore, likely some bad language, and possible ZaDr (although that still needs to be decided, and will very likely be an incredibly slow burn).
    Invader Zim belongs to Nickelodeon.

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    3/?
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    11
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    Someone once said that in order to defeat your enemy, first You must study your enemy, then become your enemy, then move in with yout enemy, then wear your enemy's clothes, then—

    Okay, okay, excluding the last two steps, there is truth in those words, and Dib Membrane knew it best, as he studied his long time mortal enemy, the alien invader known as Zim, for over a year, but has yet to “become” his enemy to finally defeat him.

    That is until one day...
    It started when an alien device did what it did
    It stuck itself upon his wrist with the secrets that it hid

    Let’s venture into this story as Dib learns to “become” the enemy, with the help of a wristwatch device known as...

    The Omnitrix

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    3/?
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    5
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    Zim has been feeling...off, lately. As if his difficulty conquering this planet wasn't enough, he started spontaneously loosing consciousness during the day for seemingly no reason, pain being his only warning. This doesn't cause much trouble - after all, they're only isolated events.

    Then an attack happens at skool. The worst one yet.

    Apparently, there's a word for such happenings in the English language: seizures.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin. A collection of short & (debatably) sweet one-shots. Each chapter title will be the prompt.

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    13/?
    Comments:
    67
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    195
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    10
    Hits:
    2012
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    I do not care what anyone says, Dib is trans and autistic.

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    1/1
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    3
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    32
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    Invader Skoodge, wanting to get away from the Irken Empire, comes across Earth and decides to move there in a desperate attempt to stay undiscovered. There, he realizes exactly where a certain other invader has been all this time.

     

    this i smy first work on ao3 so i am so sorry if it is formatted or written weird or anything like that sorry

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    4/?
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    After Dib dies in a fight, Zim revives him and makes him a PAK to keep him alive. Let's hope that a PAK modeled after a defective one will still be functional.

    You are dead and buried, you are dead (oh, no)
    That's being revised

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    2/?
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    In which Dib, after killing Zim and taking his PAK (so, Zib), decides to pull an uno reverse and infiltrate the Irken Empire instead, because if the Earth wouldn’t give him the recognition he deserves there’s still the rest of the universe to look forward to.

    I guess this is an alt-Zib origin story?

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    1/?
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    2
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    6
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    4
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    -"By chance... um... …Ugh, do we know each other?"

    -"I... Erm... No, I don't think so... I mean, I'm pretty sure I'd remember you if I'd seen you before..."

    Dib raised an eyebrow, and then his features completely softened, surprised with the latter. Was he implying that he was interesting enough to be remembered? Before he could give form to this pleasant and flattering thought, a small smirk began to creep across the irken's lips.

    -"... Because you're the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life."

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    9/?
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    grocery store au in which zim doesnt get human norms and just wants to buy snacks (and maybe take over the world), and dib hates his job and zim

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    1/?
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    38
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    167
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    2 years has passed since a murder of a teenage boy took place, and the house he was killed in has been reports of paranormal activity since then. This of course catches Dib's attention so he decided to check it out. One thing leads to another and Dib is no longer... Dib?

    (I saw a few stories floating around about a possessed Dib and I just fell in love with the idea, so I decided to create one too. Please read that story!!
    First check out my main inspiration, who is known as @drawing_like_a_child on instagram!!!
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/24576955

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    5/?
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    4
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    7
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    Self-explanatory title, from Zim's POV. A nice, little drabble to gnaw your teeth into.

    Language:
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    310
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    1/1
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    9
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    98
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    10
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    694
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    A stupid title for a stupid fic

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    1/1
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    3
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    83

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