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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    Two pairs of dark lips are tangled up in the intricate and passionate dance that you've been positively aching for the entire day, but have been too unsure to ask for. Sometimes, all you want is a bit of time to kiss him — that's how it started off this time, anyway.

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    Just a little wip drabble, I probably won't finish. Droog/Slick if you squint

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    Droog discovers that Itchy actually can take things slow once in a while, and inserts himself into Itchy's morning routine.

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    Clover, Fin and Quarters wander into a deranged and off colored Leprechaun, will they be shot or worse.

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    Alternia is destroyed by Sgrub. The Empress is slain by her heiress, The Survivor. Alone on a meteor drifting through space, the lonely fuchsiablood experiments with Ectobiology and concocts an incredible plan to undo what Sgrub caused.

    But timelines don't like being messed with. Actions have consequences. The Survivor realizes this just a bit too late...

    AU universe of Alternia, full of fantrolls and junk

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    Act 1 = Aftrus being created, character and plot setup
    Act 2 = Sgrub and the plot arrive
    Act 3 = First Six in the Medium
    Act 4 = Second Eight arrive, insert chaos, intermissions happen

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    Not for the first time, you contemplate dropping yourself into Limbo. It’d be a lot better than living here as a waste of space that can’t even finish a sentence without stuttering. But Sleuth and Dick need you, and your current job keeps you from having to deal with others too much, and those are the only reasons you refrain.

    OR: Pickle Inspector is an architect, but when you enjoy living in dreams more than real life, something has to give.

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    A quick oneshot i wrote for a friend originally and plan to add onto in a short(?) series.the characters of the intermission all interact and kind of live together. Theres chaos, romance, rivalries + more.
    Please feel free to leave a comment to request a certain situation or interaction.

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    Droog did not like making a habit of smoking indoors. He did like to smoke, even knowing how much of a detriment it was to the continuing state of "having healthy lungs", and he certainly thought it was a classy thing to do, but smoking indoors was the least classy thing you could do with yourself. The smell lingered, seeping into wallpaper and yellowing it at the edges, tainting Droog's many paintings, harming the health of the hypothetical pets that Droog did not have but often told himself he should get. But if he smoked indoors - which he tried not to, very hard! - then he couldn't have a little kitty. He wouldn't be able to live with himself if the kitty got sick.

    Sometimes, of course, you had to have a smoke indoors.

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    An aftermath. It isn’t your fault, nothing could have been done. It’s your fault, you fucked up big time.

    Droog doesn’t handle loss well.

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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

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    And the room's the way you like it. Mostly the way you like it. You ain't got much of a preference one way or another 'bout people, except for now. But these two assholes you brought with you and you can feel 'em lookin' your way.

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    Droog's got a certain kinda thing for a certain kinda person, but he's damn sure that this one's a sign that he's broken his streak. Not that he's dwelling on that or anything. Not that he's trying to figure out if he's cheered by the thought or upset in a weird sort of way (both, maybe, the thought of anyone not being properly attracted to Snow is horrifying).

    He's certain. Really.

    It's about the last thing he'll get to be certain about tonight.

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    Spades Slick is… an interesting character.
    Perhaps interesting isn’t the right word.
    Peculiar, maybe. Fascinating. If one is stupid enough to act out of line, one might even describe Slick as terrifying.
    Which, they should.
    One doesn’t end up the leader of Midnight City’s most notorious mobster crew if they’re not worth a damn.

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    Slick grumbled quietly under his breath, watching the laundry at the laundromat churn in the same way one watched a boat with kind of intensity that you hoped would psionically detonate the engine. Droog watched Slick watching it with the sort of disinterested intensity one watched a David Lynch movie with - curious, but not much else. Invested in the mystery. Droog asked Slick why he wasn't using the perfectly good laundry machine that was inside his perfectly good home that he slept in perfectly well each night. Slick said something about a watermelon inside the washing machine, and Droog shrugged his shoulders and dropped the subject. He had known Slick for over two decades, he knew the "stop asking" tone of voice better than anyone else still alive on this God-given Earth.

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    They sat together at the plasticine table of the local Five Guys that Deuce visited so much they knew him by name. Not that Deuce didn't want to bother driving back to his place, but it definitely was a bit of a mess, as it always was, and he just knew in his heart of hearts that Droog would be a: disappointed in him (bad) and b: spend at least an hour cleaning up for him (worse). Neither of those were good things. Droog knew for a fact in his heart of hearts that the reason Deuce wanted to hang out at a Five Guys and not his house was because it was an absolute mess of piles, with clothes everywhere, tchotchkes splayed about on random surfaces, the whole nine yards. He knew, for a fact, that this was just how Deuce organized himself, but, still, a guy had to make sure his pal had the place presentable for any would-be lads or ladies! One of these days, he was sure Deuce would just click into place and figure out how to keep his place clean and not in piles. Or maybe he'd just get him some laundry bins. That'd work too.

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    An arctic autumn wind blew quietly through the porch of Boxcars's home, swirling with small eddies, little turbulences that tousled the hat on each man in a slightly different way each. Boxcars's heavier hat rocked up and down with gentle motions, while Droog's bobbled slightly, with silent, hair-flattening tilts. It was a cold day in November, not a work day, and definitely not a school day, since neither of them were children nor had children. Just two men on a wooden porch that Boxcars built with his own two meaty, sausage-like hands many years ago, back before he retired with his gobs of ill-gotten gains and goods, sitting garishly like some gargoyle upon them - or perhaps, a dragon, more associated with greed and gold than the stone rain-channeler.

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    Diamonds Droog drove a nice car. Not a great car, not a super flashy car. A Rolls Royce. It was, by all accounts, a decent car - it was bright white, so that it would cost less to keep it cool in the summer and warm in the winter, and maybe all those savings didn't add up when you took into account the cost of cleaning all the bird shit off the windows and grime on the doors but Diamonds Droog would be cleaning the bird shit and grime anyway. His car glistened and gleamed, given a good Sunday bath and a washing and a scrubbing and polishing, every weekend, by hand, without fail. It was a sign of devotion from a man deeply enmeshed in ritualistic trivialities of the "cool", the ultimate suave. Cool was cigarettes, not cigars. Menthols. Cool was a well-loved car from 2008 still looking fresh out the dealership. Cool was Diamonds Droog.

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    So, it is just the one set of slitted white eyes, that will be woolled over when the night is done, as there’s only the one member of the Midnight Crew fastidious enough to truly be a thorn in her side. Oh, Slick’s brilliant, even she can admit that, but when Strider can work him into a frothing rage easy as anything, he’s hardly a problem. And Clubs is a dear, really, but all he needs is a nudge in another direction, and Hearts? Well, Jane has mentioned previously how easily she handles him.

    No, it’s Diamonds Droog, that’s the problem.

    And Jane- sorry, John for tonight- is going to solve it.

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    This is a collection of things I started writing and didn't finish. It's mostly so I can find all the stuff I've worked on without having to rummage through a million documents but I figure someone else might enjoy reading them, too.

    If you wanna adopt any of the snippets here feel free, either using the concept or taking what I wrote and using it as a starter. Just link me to it if you do anything!

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