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    Orphaned at a young age, Derek is sold into the slave market. His dynamic as an alpha, and a werewolf, make him a desirable slave to have working in Peter's alpha brothel, The Junkyard.

    Stiles is a 21 year old virgin omega who's tired of going through heats alone. Dating isn't a realistic prospect, so he seeks out The Junkyard, hoping to maybe find an alpha to help him through his rapidly approaching heat.

    Then he meets Derek, one of the Junkyard Dogs, who's also about to go into rut. And nothing could stop the pull they feel towards one another.

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    What happens after the alpha pack has come through and what if the Hale family would have been alive for the most part

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    Stiles is recovering from the Nogitsune. Erica is the only one that is really there for him, Scott's too busy rekindling his relationship with Allison and Stiles feels like he's falling apart.

    When a near-miss with a kelpie results in an encounter that he could never have predicted, Stiles begins to think his life might be getting back on track.

    He's wrong.

    Stiles' life is so messed up he can't even begin to explain it, maybe it's time for him to finally do something for himself and get out of Beacon Hills. But where will that path lead?

    With Stiles involved, no doubt danger and death won't be far behind.

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    “I’m sorry, I was a fucking asshole of a moron and I’m sorry!”
    That’s all Derek said, before he licked the little drop of sweat that started running down from behind Stiles' ear.

    “Fuck!” Is all Stiles said.

    “Fuck!” Derek agreed.

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    2/?
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    When Derek showed up at Stiles' house to talk, Stiles never could have predicted their discussion would lead to the best revelation of his life.

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    Stiles loves Derek more than anything in this world, and Derek loves Stiles more than anything in this world, but that doesn't mean every minute of everyday is absolutely perfect. They fight and they yell and they hurt one another, but no matter what, they always come back to each other, even if the way they make up is completely ridiculous. Because how else would these two do anything if not in the most uniquely stupid way?

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    Responses to Tumblr's word of the day challenge. (See tags for an idea of the responses)

    Stiles/Derek mainly, or centric on Teen Wolf characters. The fics in here are under 1000 words, the rest in the series are 1000+
    Capping the fic at 50 chapters

    ...

    Words: effloresce, sally, scintillate, coterie, wanderlust, caprine, zephyr, vane, tarantism, abecedarian, indelible, meliorism, hokum, xyst, braggart, gnomist, embroil, sparge, prate, foray, ambulant, beget, gallinipper, flak, epithalamion, garboil, peckish, blithesome, clement, rident, estivate, shoat, hypocorism, writhen, hemidemisemiquaver, lambent, camelopard, juvenescent, quickhatch, hierogram, technophobia, sobriquet

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    42/50
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    Stiles thinks his High School life is running smoothly. That is until former childhood friend Derek Hale opens his eyes to the complete train wreck that is his social life. Cue Stiles' master plan to rise from the ashes of his humiliation and remake himself. Derek, desperate to stay on the lacrosse team, agrees to help him in exchange for a passing grade in Harris's class. Little does he know he's actually coaching Stiles towards a date with Peter. Can Stiles land the guy and end his final year with a bang - so to speak.

    *Re-write of the Duff movie*

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    When Derek blurts out to the Sheriff that he's on a date with Theo and Stiles overhears, things get a bit complicated. Especially when Stiles drags Liam into it. Queue fake relationships that barely last the night and a bunch of jealously and pining from everyone involved.

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    Derek is a mechanic in Beacon Hills and also the local werewolf alpha.

    Stiles is returning home after 15 years overseas. He just wants to get his mother's old Jeep running again.

    And, Peter owns a bar, and some dept.

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    Scott is a mechanic who never answers his phone. Derek is also a mechanic who never leaves the shop. Stiles has a low alcohol tolerance and lots of car problems. Everyone knows except Stiles and Derek. This also turns into a holiday fic halfway through, so if you were here for the car stuff, I'm sorry!

    Title is a song by Johnny Cash.

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    “You know I can’t—we can’t do that, Stiles. This isn’t really you talking, it’s the magic. I’d basically be taking advantage of you,” Derek argued, “Look at yourself for Christ’s sake, you’re like 10 percent more desperate looking than you usually are.”

    “Dude, seriously?” he choked, “Are you kidding me right now? Do you know how much I would give to have had ‘magical intercourse’ be on the table one of the numerous times I saved your ass? Do you know how quickly I would have traded, like, any butt stuff, for holding your fat, comatose ass up in that pool?”

    Derek was glaring at him now. Clearly the magic had not interfered with Stiles’ unique ability to get under his skin.

    “Derek, please,” Stiles begged again, “I will gladly trade the awkwardness of one bonk fest with you for the sweet relief of not dying of sex majiks!”

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    Derek was an idiot. Why the hell would he say he's in love with Isaac? Stiles is his mate... He needs to fix this somehow.

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    Derek left, trying not to think about the fact that in the time he was gone Stiles had found someone else. Or that the thought of Stiles with someone else made his chest ache worse than it had when he would overhear the teen trying to convince himself he was fine.

    So he went back to the loft. Curled up on the couch since Braeden was currently passed out in his bed, and made himself go to sleep. He had enough to worry about, he did not need to dwell on the fact that Stiles didn't need him anymore.

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    Homework over break sucks, right? Harris is at it again with making Stiles' life horrible by giving him an essay over Christmas break and Stiles could not be anymore displeased.

    Except...this stupid assignment leads him to something he didn't think he was missing.

     

    Or...

     

    After his mother died when he was eight, Stiles (and his father) ran away from reality without looking back.

    Now, ten years later, when the eighteen year old runs into a familiar face, he's thrown back into a life he had completely forgotten about and is welcomed with open and loving arms.

    To say he's freaking out would be an understatement.

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    Después de ser expulsado de la manada por Derek y repudiado de los que según eran sus amigos, Stiles decide alejarse de Beacon Hills para descubrir un gran secreto de la familia de su madre que puede destruir a una nueva amenaza que desea destruir la cuidad con ayuda de un antiguo enemigo.

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    16,396
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    172
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    269
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    15
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    Derek si trova alle prese con un problema davvero molesto: possibile che nessuno capisca che il loft è casa sua e non una specie di spazio disponibile a uso della comunità? Discussioni, litigi imbarazzanti, figuracce adolescenziali e il più classico degli happy ending d’ordinanza!

    Questa storia partecipa alla Seconda Edizione del Teen Wolf Big Bang Italia.

    Storia di Grace75
    Fanart di piratesyebewarned

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    1/1
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    When Gerard kidnaps Stiles at the lacrosse game, nobody knows he was taken, nodoby knows how bad it was. Stiles swears Erica and Boyd to secrecy.

    When the pack finally find out about it they do everything they can to help him heal and protect him from future threats.

    Too bad that they don't manage to do that.

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    27171
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    The one where Stiles was born a werewolf and became an alpha when he was eight years old after his mom was killed. Stiles' dad knows about the supernatural, Scott did not grow up in Beacon Hills and has been a wolf for about a year before he moves to Beacon Hills and becomes Stiles' first beta. Derek is angsty, smart and pining for Stiles has serious trust issues and is bent on vengeance.

    Major plot points will be struck but the plot of season one will be seriously altered for obvious reasons. Read the tags for more.

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    Stiles and Derek grow up together (first as friends then as something more) under the watchful eyes of their family members.

     
    Oh! And they're soulmates. Did I forget to mention that?

    Language:
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    28,370
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    1559
    Bookmarks:
    217
    Hits:
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