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    After the whole thing with Gerard, saving Jackson and him finally becoming a werewolf but still part kanima, and Allison and Scott patching things up, Stiles thought his life was returning to normal sorta. Then when he was gonna go for a pack meeting about some supernatural creature, but instead it was about him.

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    A collection of Soft Sentence Prompt Short Stories.

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    9/49
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    In which Stiles is a lonely, cynical 34 year old. Scott is his stepbrother and encourages stiles to “put himself out there”. Derek is a recently divorced 40 year old looking for love. Oh and it’s the 15 year wedding anniversary of Sheriff and Melissa. A blind date and mistaken identities occur as well as bold decisions... What could go wrong? [Man Up(2015) AU]

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    10/10
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    Lydia sets Derek and Stiles up and they have the best night ever, but Stiles is confused when at school Derek barely acknowledges his existence.

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    6/6
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    the cupid AU no one is going to read

    “You must have led a sad life. Giving love but getting none back.”

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    3/?
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    Stiles tried to turn their opinions of him around, but it didn't matter. It was time for him to embark on a journey on his own, a journey that could change the way everyone saw him for good. Could Stiles balance the Scales of Good and Evil? Or is he destined to fall into darkness?

    --or--
    Stiles gets hurt really bad and Derek decides to bench him until further notice, but Stiles leaves town after meeting some relatives who can teach him how to master his magic. Chaos ensues.

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    2/?
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    18
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    134
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    25
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    After a nasty fight between Derek Hale's Pack and three witch sisters, Derek kicks Stiles out of the pack.
    His friends abandoned him and his father is always at work and Stiles has never felt so alone.
    Well at least now he has the time to think of all the reasons why he deserves to be in the pack and figure out where it all went wrong.
    That is...until he gets kidnapped.

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    2/7
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    Orphaned at a young age, Derek is sold into the slave market. His dynamic as an alpha, and a werewolf, make him a desirable slave to have working in Peter's alpha brothel, The Junkyard.

    Stiles is a 21 year old virgin omega who's tired of going through heats alone. Dating isn't a realistic prospect, so he seeks out The Junkyard, hoping to maybe find an alpha to help him through his rapidly approaching heat.

    Then he meets Derek, one of the Junkyard Dogs, who's also about to go into rut. And nothing could stop the pull they feel towards one another.

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    8/?
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    What happens after the alpha pack has come through and what if the Hale family would have been alive for the most part

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    Stiles is recovering from the Nogitsune. Erica is the only one that is really there for him, Scott's too busy rekindling his relationship with Allison and Stiles feels like he's falling apart.

    When a near-miss with a kelpie results in an encounter that he could never have predicted, Stiles begins to think his life might be getting back on track.

    He's wrong.

    Stiles' life is so messed up he can't even begin to explain it, maybe it's time for him to finally do something for himself and get out of Beacon Hills. But where will that path lead?

    With Stiles involved, no doubt danger and death won't be far behind.

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    “I’m sorry, I was a fucking asshole of a moron and I’m sorry!”
    That’s all Derek said, before he licked the little drop of sweat that started running down from behind Stiles' ear.

    “Fuck!” Is all Stiles said.

    “Fuck!” Derek agreed.

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    2/?
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    When Derek showed up at Stiles' house to talk, Stiles never could have predicted their discussion would lead to the best revelation of his life.

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    Stiles loves Derek more than anything in this world, and Derek loves Stiles more than anything in this world, but that doesn't mean every minute of everyday is absolutely perfect. They fight and they yell and they hurt one another, but no matter what, they always come back to each other, even if the way they make up is completely ridiculous. Because how else would these two do anything if not in the most uniquely stupid way?

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    Responses to Tumblr's word of the day challenge. (See tags for an idea of the responses)

    Stiles/Derek mainly, or centric on Teen Wolf characters. The fics in here are under 1000 words, the rest in the series are 1000+
    Capping the fic at 50 chapters

    ...

    Words: effloresce, sally, scintillate, coterie, wanderlust, caprine, zephyr, vane, tarantism, abecedarian, indelible, meliorism, hokum, xyst, braggart, gnomist, embroil, sparge, prate, foray, ambulant, beget, gallinipper, flak, epithalamion, garboil, peckish, blithesome, clement, rident, estivate, shoat, hypocorism, writhen, hemidemisemiquaver, lambent, camelopard, juvenescent, quickhatch, hierogram, technophobia, sobriquet

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    Stiles thinks his High School life is running smoothly. That is until former childhood friend Derek Hale opens his eyes to the complete train wreck that is his social life. Cue Stiles' master plan to rise from the ashes of his humiliation and remake himself. Derek, desperate to stay on the lacrosse team, agrees to help him in exchange for a passing grade in Harris's class. Little does he know he's actually coaching Stiles towards a date with Peter. Can Stiles land the guy and end his final year with a bang - so to speak.

    *Re-write of the Duff movie*

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    When Derek blurts out to the Sheriff that he's on a date with Theo and Stiles overhears, things get a bit complicated. Especially when Stiles drags Liam into it. Queue fake relationships that barely last the night and a bunch of jealously and pining from everyone involved.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    Derek is a mechanic in Beacon Hills and also the local werewolf alpha.

    Stiles is returning home after 15 years overseas. He just wants to get his mother's old Jeep running again.

    And, Peter owns a bar, and some dept.

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    Scott is a mechanic who never answers his phone. Derek is also a mechanic who never leaves the shop. Stiles has a low alcohol tolerance and lots of car problems. Everyone knows except Stiles and Derek. This also turns into a holiday fic halfway through, so if you were here for the car stuff, I'm sorry!

    Title is a song by Johnny Cash.

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    “You know I can’t—we can’t do that, Stiles. This isn’t really you talking, it’s the magic. I’d basically be taking advantage of you,” Derek argued, “Look at yourself for Christ’s sake, you’re like 10 percent more desperate looking than you usually are.”

    “Dude, seriously?” he choked, “Are you kidding me right now? Do you know how much I would give to have had ‘magical intercourse’ be on the table one of the numerous times I saved your ass? Do you know how quickly I would have traded, like, any butt stuff, for holding your fat, comatose ass up in that pool?”

    Derek was glaring at him now. Clearly the magic had not interfered with Stiles’ unique ability to get under his skin.

    “Derek, please,” Stiles begged again, “I will gladly trade the awkwardness of one bonk fest with you for the sweet relief of not dying of sex majiks!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Derek was an idiot. Why the hell would he say he's in love with Isaac? Stiles is his mate... He needs to fix this somehow.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4947

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