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    Derek Hale was the worst housekeeper in the history of housekeepers. He barged in without knocking, he cleaned half of the bathroom, and he only handed over fresh towels under duress. So what the hell was he doing working at the Mystic Inn, ruining Stiles's day every chance he got?

     

    The Mystic Inn, in Charming, Colorado, was a summer destination. The inn stayed open all year, but it was no secret they did most of their business in the summer, with their picturesque lake mansion. Charming was small, most of their guests were locals, or summer tourists who'd gotten lost and fell in love with the place. They didn't get semi-famous, mysteriously undercover photographers showing up on their doorstep, soaked to the bone and exhausted, at midnight. Laura Hale was many things, but a fool wasn't one of them. Their guest was running or hiding, and she intended to find out from what, and why.

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    Stiles clears his throat and distinctly states his commitment. “I do.”

    A chaste kiss that ends before it starts is placed on his lips, and, like that, his fate is sealed.

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    Stiles would have never guessed that the star player of the lacrosse team and presumably the hottest guy in school who everyone wanted a piece of and one of his most hated bullies would turn out to be his soulmate.

    Derek would never have dreamed that fate would be so cruel to pair him up with a freak like Stilinski.

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    Hey Scotty old pal. Just… leaving a message. Anyways, I heard a crazy thing on the police scanner - which I was totally not listening to, btw - and there’s half a body in the woods? So… we should hang.

    Where Stiles is bitten instead of Scott, the Hale fire never happened, and what the fuck - Stiles’ asshole is self-lubricating?

    Also, Peter is a fucking smouldering twenty-five year old and he keeps calling Stiles beautiful.

    (Derek is a dick)

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    “You must be delusional,” Derek deadpanned as he stood abruptly and stalked away indignantly to throw the broken shards of his cup in the garbage can. “In what harebrained scenario of yours did you think I’d say yes to this?” His heart thundered in his chest as he stared at Stiles in disbelief. “Nothing good can come out of this and you know it.” He paced angrily, his hands fisting then uncurling as he tried to rein his emotions. He stopped suddenly, his glare piercing and his words cutting, “I would never let you use me like this.”

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    Actual Story!
    Derek Hale is an entitled asshole jock who thinks he can have everything and anything he wants. His girlfriend Jennifer Blake, the pretty popular cheerleader who wants him to prove himself to her, created a bet with him. The bet: To take the virginity of Stiles Stilinski, the awkward clumsy virgin spaz. Will Derek go through with the bet or will he learn to love along the way? And what will happen when Stiles finds out?

    Update: Changed the rating to E for some scenes.

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    Jackson and Stiles used to be friends, but that ended, and they both went their separate ways. Now, after being dumped by his girlfriend Lydia, Jackson concocts a plan to show her she didn't break his heart. A plan that involves his neighbor and ex-friend Stiles, who is reeling from a break-up himself. Pretending to be boyfriends, they find that as time goes on, the "pretend" part seems to be dropping bit by bit.

    Or, the Stackson Drive Me Crazy AU that nobody asked for.

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    The Alpha pack won, and the spoils of war, Derek and Scott, now belong to the pack.

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    “Don’t worry about it,” the sheriff said again. “You usually gush about Derek, so why don’t we focus more on that instead?”

    Stiles let out a small laugh, shaking his head and taking another bite of his food. He’d been ranting and raving about the noise complaint all day, first to Scott, and now to his father. He supposed it was time to let the topic die and move on to something else.

    “I’d love the opportunity to speak to him more often, but he’s always running around doing things, and he’s such a busy guy.” Stiles shrugged. “He’s in charge of four buildings, and with over fifty apartments apiece, I don’t know how he has enough time to stay sane.”

    “Even he gets time off,” his dad argued. “If you want to get to know him, just ask him out to coffee.”

    “I can’t just ask him out to coffee,” Stiles insisted, appalled. “Do you know what the dating scene is like nowadays? Brutal. Brutal, dad! Remember Lydia?”

    “Lydia was out of your league,” his father argued with a small smile.

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    “See you later then?”

    Derek raises a brow at him and Stiles wants to kiss him right then and there. But he knows he can’t, Derek isn’t his, and it’s frustrating.
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    In other words, Derek takes a piece of Stiles every time he leaves and his heart is breaking trying to keep it together.

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    So, you’re possessed by a demon. Here are your options:

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    Thousand year old rituals are all fun and games until you get a girl possessed.

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    “You can tell them Stiles, it’ll be ok.”

    “They won’t like it.”

    “They don’t have to like it. But this is their territory as much as it is yours—“

    Derek stopped listening at that point, red bleeding back into his vision. Hearing Aaron say that this wasn’t just his territory drove his Alpha instincts insane. His wolf thrashed inside him, howling with the need to make the others submit. Derek was in complete agreement.

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    Someone was saying his name, but it sounded like they were speaking to him from underwater. His brain felt foggy, there were hands on his shoulders, and the voice was getting louder. Derek forced his eyes open, everything blurry and faces hovering over him.

    “Derek,” one of them said urgently, and he winced when a flashlight was being shined in his eyes. “Derek, can you hear me?”

    “Is he okay?” Another voice asked from out of sight, everything still sounding muffled. “Did I get him out? Is he okay?”

    “Stiles, you need to stay down, it took a toll,” another voice insisted.

    “Is Derek okay?!” Stiles demanded urgently, his voice coming clearer now, some of the fog dissipating. “Deaton!”

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    Stiles is a reclusive writer who really doesn't like to cook. Derek is his playboy neighbor who likes to cook but really doesn't like Stiles.

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    Scott is tired of all the infighting between his beats and is willing to do anything to get it sorted. Sometimes whatever it takes can be something you’d have never considered before you reach that point of no return. Maybe the boys should have thought of that before they pushed Scott to such extremes.

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    You either turn or you die, that's how it usually went right? No ones really immune...so why after being bitten by the same thing that bit Scott did she not turn?

    Was she still human?

    Find out what happens when Stiles older sister is bitten by the Alpha, and why it is that she doesn't shift during the full moon. Will Derek be able to help? Will he be able to shine some light on what she might be? And what is it that the Alpha has planned for her...

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    “Person A is new at school and sits at Person B’s table and they become friends” except this is Stiles and Derek so of course Derek’s a bit of an ass and Stiles’ feelings get hurt and angst happens...

    I don’t know when I’m gonna write another part of this or how many parts I’m gonna post, or if it’s gonna have more characters, this was originally in my drafts as a stucky fic but I thought why not make it into an angsty sterek fic instead..

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    Derek Hale doesn't care about anyone or anything, and that's how he likes it. But when a new omega shows up in the school halls, he catches Derek's attention. Stiles Stilinski will be his, and he doesn't care what he has to do to get him.

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    "This is unusual for you to ask something of me without threatening bodily harm; it's extremely unsettling. You almost sound decently socialized, which is a great feat for you. The answer is still no, though.”
     

    Derek leaned over his desk, planting both hands on it, sexy scruffed face only couple of inches from Stiles’s hairless one.

    “Alright, let me rephrase this to make it more comfortable to you: give me your desk, Stilinski, or I am ripping out your throat; with my teeth.”

     

    Or the one where Stiles is Jake Peralta.

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