7 Works in Derek (Schitt's Creek)

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    David will never forget the first words he ever spoke to Patrick Brewer.

    Well, word.

    *****

    Patrick Brewer is an Olympic gymnast on the road to his final games. When he makes an important decision before finishing out his career, an accidental meeting with David Rose changes the course of his life for the better.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1518
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    The five times Heather gets (more or less) hit on during Cabaret, and the one time she shoots her shot

    Language:
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    Words:
    4,715
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
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    22
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    Ronnie looks at him over her mocha, a sweet choice of beverage David is continually surprised by, given how salty she usually is. “I have a feeling you’ll be getting that a lot.”

    “What? Swooning ingenues?”

    “People slow to realize that Patrick Brewer is human just like the rest of us.”

    David makes a face because he knows exactly how Patrick would respond to that. An eye roll would definitely be involved.

    Or, this is your half-hour call to Part Two of Favored Nations. Half hour.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,655
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    954
    Kudos:
    622
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    12076
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    and there are some like us,
    just walking, making our feet move ahead of us,
    a little bored, a little lost, a little angry,
    walking as though we were really going somewhere,
    walking as if there was something to see at Adelaide or maybe on King,
    something that will give a fair return for this use of shoe-leather,
    something that will make us smile with a strange new
    happiness, a lost but recovered joy.

    - Raymond Souster, “Yonge Street Saturday Night”

    [Podfic of A Fair Return, written by thingswithwings]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    298
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    5875
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    The Rocky Horror Picture Show comes to Schitt's Creek, and Patrick tackles some complicated feelings about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,368
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1871
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    What if instead of blowing up his old life to move to Schitt's Creek, Patrick had signed up to be on the reality dating show Mr. Right? And what if David was that season's Mr. Right? What if Stevie was the cynical but soft producer and Ronnie the grouchy director, and all your favorite minor character hotties were living in the suitors' mansion? Surely there would be romance and humor and deception and longing and tenderness!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,172
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    169
    Kudos:
    304
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    3841
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    and there are some like us,
    just walking, making our feet move ahead of us,
    a little bored, a little lost, a little angry,
    walking as though we were really going somewhere,
    walking as if there was something to see at Adelaide or maybe on King,
    something that will give a fair return for this use of shoe-leather,
    something that will make us smile with a strange new
    happiness, a lost but recovered joy.

    - Raymond Souster, “Yonge Street Saturday Night”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    237,407
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    832
    Kudos:
    1807
    Bookmarks:
    899
    Hits:
    47594

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