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    Michael introduced his opposite as Trevor, seemingly knowing the man wouldn't bother to do it himself - and sat behind his desk, waving for Eli to take a seat.

    "Eli? What, like the Book of Eli? I hated that movie."

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    In which the world burns, all because of Kawahira's marriage to Lilith;
    Rin has a bunch of crazy childhood friends, Chrome/Nagi gains a family, Mukuro accidentally sells his soul, Ken has a use for all his energy, Chikusa is mvp, and Tsuna may be slightly insane

    Oc centric story

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    One chance to change the present. One chance to save them all.

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    There is always someone, something stronger and smarter than you. The wisest thing to do is aknowledge it and surpass your pride.

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    My name is Rosie Winter Winchester, Sam and Dean half sister. I'm 16 years old. this is the story of the year of traveling with my Dad and hunting for the Demon that killed his wife, Mary. I left for a while to live with Sam only to be pulled back intot he fold This is the year went spent traveling around the country to stop him and get one step ahead. Would we get that lucky? Rosie
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    Rosie is My OFC and falls for her Dad and Sam. She also has physic abilities like sam but her's allow to see the past form family and where they are in the present. There will be incest/consensual sex with Dad and brother. Also it will get VERY DARK. It may not be for all so trigger warning for future chapters.

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    3x18 SPOILERS As Magnus suffers while trying to live a mundane life Asmodeus observes through his son’s magic, which misses Magnus as much as the man misses it. When Alec comes to bargain, Asmodeus knows that the time has come to complete his son’s most painful lesson yet.

     

    AKA 3B through the eyes of Asmodeus

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    I'm unceremoniously tossed from one fictional world to the next.

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    Do you cry out in your sleep?
    All my failings exposed
    Gets a taste in my mouth
    As desperation takes hold
    And it's something so good
    Just can't function no more?
    Love, love will tear us apart again
    Love, love will tear us apart again
    Love, love will tear us apart again

    After Neron escapes the Time Bureau, there's only one place to go: sunny Los Angeles to meet up with some old friends.

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    What happens when an alchoholic, sarcastic slut gets stalked by a serial killer?

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    This Story centres around Sam and Dean and having families of their own with both Canon and Non-Canon elements. Nephilim kids come along and let's just say the world has it out for Sam and Dean Winchester.

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    I don't even know anymore....

    Anti kidnaps you and forces you to become his pet. POV first Person. You are named. That's pretty much the long and short of it, I'm not up to fancy summaries right now.

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    Angels and devils fight everyday over the choices made by their humans. Not that they know it. Though despite all the fighting angels and devils are forbidden to touch. Naruto is an angel in training and he just had to get the worst devil of them all Sasuke. Oh and lets not forget their touch and growing feelings for each other. And what will their friends think when they find out?

     
    Not your typical demon and angel love story this whole thing is actually pretty light hearted.

    Based of the cartoon of the same name

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    (after chapter 127)

    Norman loved Emma, he would go down saving her and her innocent Smile.
    Ray loved Norman, he would sacrifice himself to prevent Norman from going down for Emma.
    Emma loved both, She'd do the impossible to have both in a world without anymore violence on either side.

    Thats why she had to stop a genocide! She was alone in this, The kids all sided with Norman. Even Ray did, suddendly stopping helping her. She understood, did not demand help from none of them if they did not desire doing so themselves. Tough things were becoming exceedingly more difficult without Ray, Don or Gilda on her side. Forging a plan on how to get to the seven Walls, Emma did not let her one mans path stop her.
    It was on her and her alone to stop any more bloodshed, create a world where only love thrived.

    Behind the preparations of Emma, Ray and Norman stood. Weaving a strategy to stop Emma from throwing herself in danger for something both saw as utopic foolishness and refining the last chess peaces of their little game with the demons.

    Only a handfull of mass production farms remain, then they could overthrow the premium farms.
    One by one they would destroy this Neverland.

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    Since the fall of Kirkwall the elder Hawke twins, Evangeline and Elia, have lived in relative peace having gone their own ways for a time. An ominous letter from an old friend brought the sisters together once more and brings to light a mistake they thought they had dealt with years ago. Now, the Champions of Kirkwall find themselves in a situation neither wanted to be in again, the fate of thousands of people on their shoulders once again. This can only end well.

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    Sasha has had enough of simply being passive-aggressive with Succoria, his future mother-in-law, now is the time for pure aggression. He's put up with her awful behavior long enough.

    Sure, it's his engagement party to Eddie, but eventually, this had to happen, right?

     

    Modern AU, Sasha is a Psychonaut still. Demons just exist in modern society.

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    There’s a faraway look in Caleb’s eyes as he regards his friends. He barely spares them a passing glance before the demon leans in toward in his ear and they can hear her words, honey sweet and dripping with malice. She wants them to hear this.

    “That’s the one, isn’t it?” she asks, her gaze set on Fjord, and his grip on his falchion instinctively tightens. Her eyes run over his body, her gaze like a shock straight to the pit of his stomach, and he fights the urge to curl up and hide.

    “The one that fills you with so much want. I can’t say I blame you, he looks absolutely delicious.”

    There’s a flicker of something in Caleb’s eyes, but before Fjord can register what it is the demon runs her fingers over Caleb’s cheek and his expression falls.

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    Soonhoon, demons, burgers, Jeonghan is satan, and Joshua's guitar. What more needs to be said? (A lot because what the hell did I write?)

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    The antics between a human and a demon who are co-workers that also happen to be co-hosts on a web series about unsolved supernatural and crime cases.

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    The Warden starts a civil war in the name of the Bastard Prince. Not that Alistair had any say in the matter. Solona and Cullen, free from the Circle, search for safe harbor in a kingdom on fire. [soulbond au, multi POV, multi-pairing]

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