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The Netflix Adaptation of FE3h: the sins of garreg mach by Druvjuice
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
18 Mar 2024
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Garreg Mach High, a school meant for rich spoiled people, and somehow Byleth. A teenage girl who was always viewed as strange, may it be her natural cyan hair or her ability to not move a facial muscle when sad. She always stood out. However when she arrived at that school, she knew she was the least strange thing here. From edgelords who can use magic to a half vampire who's also a stoner genius. Byleth was thrown into a place where only she could figure out the past
(Inspired by the CW monster High AU)
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best story on ao3 (big fucking crackfic) by corkscrewburns, puka puka (corkscrewburns), smuthater (corkscrewburns), smuthoodie (corkscrewburns), smutreader (corkscrewburns)
Fandoms: Original Work
18 Mar 2024
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nothing its just a dump of random shit
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Spooky's Jump Scare M- OH LOOK IT'S BILL CIPHER by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion
17 Mar 2024
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A story very similar to the old Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage in that it's a deliberate badfic, and in fact it's... "related" in a sense. A dumb crossover that popped in to my head back in 2016 that I planned to write in-between the two "Halves" of Journals, Dipper, Mabel, and Pacifica go through the haunted manor and run in to all kinds of stuff. This was originally posted on Fanfiction.net back in 2016-2017. Honestly I haven't read this one over out of embarrassment just yet so my comments are going off memory and some very brief skims. Compared to Journals this is even less polished humor and story-wise, it was just me following through what I thought would be a fun idea at the time.
Also .GIFfany's there because it's by me, of course she's in it.
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- Part 13 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,141
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Hits:
- 5
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The Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage (Old) by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
16 Mar 2024
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An intentionally poorly-written fanfic from 2016-2017 back from FFN. It was a crack "rewrite" of the series where a powerful, pyrokinetic girl that resembles a zombie-ish Mabel antagonizes the Pine twins. They find themselves fighting against her, then after a timeskip, a series of extremely powerful demons lead by a horrid reality-bender. Also after the time skip, Stan and Melody run for president. Also, the Journals can talk. Inspired by the "Light of Courage" joke films. And Gurren Lagann.
This turned in to a bloated mess even by my standards, so I rewrote this to something more in-line with canon... that's in limbo. I might come back to this and "properly" finish it since there were just three chapters left and I planned them roughly already, but it won't be for a while. For now though, I might discontinue this and post one more chapter that's the unfinished Chapter 8 and an outline for how the ending would have played out.
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- Part 12 of "SBIG"
- Part 6 of The .GIFfany Army
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,827
- Chapters:
- 7/8
- Hits:
- 4
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It's a Quadruple date in Heaven! With... Emily and her straight girlfriend?!
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A prequel to (the old) Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals, and it's really more of a fanwork based on that and its twist on the story than it is based on the original Hellsing or especially the actual Dawn. Basically, it's just the origins of that particular take of the Hellsing (Hecksing) Organization, and because of how that already deviated from canon, it's total crack.
Slight spoilers for the original HUC, but I believe I wrote this to have a way to give the HUC-Alucard and Walter a bit more screentime. The story itself has more spoilers: It was meant to be read after the original HUC.
More tags may be added later as I actually go through and read this. This was originally posted on FFN back in 2014.
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- Part 11 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 36,068
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Hits:
- 5
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For my friend marbs who is a ball of chaos and legally would not let me not post this.
Please, do not take this seriously y'all! I WAS FORCED TO DO THIS
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Somewhere in Oregon, USA, there's a very dedicated fan of a certain indie punk band.
This fan may have learned everything they know about gay sex from bad-to-middling fanfic.
This fan may also have decided to make a foray into writing their own RPF about their favorite band, OTP and all.This may be that RPF fic.
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A remake of the badfic "Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals." It's still a joke badfic, but now it has a more coherent story, more original humor, and a little less sadism than the old version.
The plot starts as an already bizarre tweak of the manga/OVA storyline, then things gradually get even more off the rails.
Currently not putting this as "part of the SBIG Series" because I'm not even sure if this would fall under that any more.
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Gumball Vs Satan by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater), NeedsMoreDeepWater
Fandoms: The Amazing World of Gumball
19 Feb 2024
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A badfic port over from Fanfiction.net. A quick, dumb crack story that involves fighting off demons. Going off of memory this was edgy and directionless; I'm a bit too embarrassed to give this a readover now, but it's there if anyone wants to see it.
For some context, this was originally written back in 2013-2015. Please just... keep in mind that this is like a decade old.
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- Part 6 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,387
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Hits:
- 40
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Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater), NeedsMoreDeepWater
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Feb 2024
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Yet another old badfic port from FFN, and this was a spinoff of Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals. Basically, aged-up human and troll players go against the Felt, and go on a long and extremely messy journey filled with stupid crap as they repeatedly get sidetracked from fighting the Felt. This was a massive spitball shitpost thing that I'm pretty ashamed of, and went with a lot of dumb grossout shock humor that I don't even really remember.
This is ported over for archival purposes, it's an old shame now. I highly recommend not reading it, but if you're in to this sort of thing, whatever. I personally don't think it will make an enjoyable read at least.
Oh, and trust me, I believe tagging all 24 trolls and 8 humans is necessary. I don't like tagging minor characters who are only mentioned, but I think this story gives all 32 of those characters at least a decent amount of screentime. So yeah, there's also a mega ton of characters. I haven't even tagged any of the gazillions of crossover ones.
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- Part 5 of "SBIG"
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SBIGlets by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater), NeedsMoreDeepWater
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, Yume Nikki | Dream Diary, The Binding of Isaac (Video Game), Dexter (TV), Super Mario Odyssey (Video Game), Breaking Bad
14 Feb 2024
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A collection of badfics that I didn't feel would warrant their own full-fledged stories. I'm not proud of them now, except kinda the three-part Breaking Bad finale (but not either of their "intermissions"). There's a very slim chance I'll come back to this, but for now, it's basically "done." This is just a giant mess of various fandoms slapped together and stories that aren't super connected.
This is another direct port from Fanfiction.net. Currently I haven't even formatted the notes properly. Although I did add the occasional "retrospective" note like I do with some of my old ports.
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- Part 7 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,146
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Hits:
- 31
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(it was the size of a baguette) (those are Spanish, right?) by yeetus_yeetus
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
11 Feb 2024
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A man stepped out of the portal. Another Spider-Man, from the looks of him, but some kind of edgy futuristic Spider-Man. He towered over Y/N (and everybody else) and Y/N, intimidated, trembled so hard her incredibly well-endowed anime b00bs (I’m talking some serious honkers…a real set of badonkers, actually…one might even say she was packing some dobonhonkeros) jiggled.
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Peter Strahm could not have been looking at that guy’s ass, because he was married to a woman, and he was married to a woman because he did not look at that guy’s ass, and it formed a circle, and made perfect sense, and so there was no need for any more discussion on the subject, and what the hell, he was still hard and he needed to see this boner through.
He just wasn’t going to think about what else formed a circle.
(It was that guy’s ass.)
Or: Jill and Hoffman's foray into the adult film industry ruins Strahm's marriage years before he meets either of them. (Inspired by a video on Tumblr)
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Danganronpa Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Gundham Tanaka by PixelPrincessFluffy
Fandoms: Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan Ronpa Series
10 Feb 2024
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Back by popular demand, here's my Danganronpa parody of the other infamous fanfic Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen! Prepz stup flamin mah stori ok!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,422
- Chapters:
- 1/9
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 15
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Bring Me To Life by KJ_Whatsername, xXxKilljoyxXx (KJ_Whatsername)
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, My Immortal, Elder Scrolls
08 Feb 2024
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My Immortal but it’s Skyrim. Inspired by the greatest fanfiction ever written.
Still a crackfic, but more tame than the original, without the uncomfortable references to self-harm and eventually branches off into a plot of its own (if you can get past the awful writing).
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Jecht Writes Friendfiction by Enkida
Fandoms: Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy X & Final Fantasy X-2
01 Feb 2024
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Braska thinks Jecht needs a new hobby, so he gives Jecht a sketchbook. Unfortunately, this does not quite work out as anyone planned.
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- Part 3 of Memento Vivere & Its Bastard Children
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Unpopular artist Zay neds attention cos otherwise sHE WILL DEATH!!! So I wrote her a fic zaay I hope you like it. It is very hot.
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naruto the guy with the ninja by Great Pikmin Fan (NeedsMoreDeepWater), NeedsMoreDeepWater
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
21 Jan 2024
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Another intentional badfic port from FFN. Naruto gets an absurd power and takes over the world with it, yet he soon makes himself the antagonist of the story, not the protagonist. It's up to Sasuke of all people to stop him, with a tiny army of crossover characters.
This was originally going to be two chapters longer, but I grew bored with it, changed the planned ending, and cut it short with a different, more over-the-top finale. There isn't a lot of effort in this one.
This is mostly a big dig at/parody of fics where Naruto becomes this evil god-man with a slave harem and things along those lines. If you like those kinds of stories, you're probably not going to like this.
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- Part 10 of "SBIG"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,563
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Hits:
- 26
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Why Did It Have To Be Ducks? by Dracothelizard for EdosianOrchids901, velocishadow
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
13 Jan 2024
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Crowley has taken Aziraphale to dinner and wants to kiss him but then two ducks interrupt them!