18 Works in Dee Plume

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    In "Party", Howard said he was ten years older than Vince. The simple premise to this story: what if they really did have a ten year age gap? And then, just to make the thought experiment a little more interesting: what if it was ordained that at least one of them had to be at school when they met?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    114,121
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1640
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    Summary

    Perhaps Julian had always known that he would lose Noel to a woman one day. He just hadn't expected Noel to fall in love with the White Lady.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,809
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    188
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    Summary

    What's the real reason behind the hiatus of The Boosh? Why did Fielding and Plume break up? Why does no-one ever see The Boosh boys together any more? What lies ahead for the future of The Mighty Boosh?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,020
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1996
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    Summary

    Short sadfic involving Noel reflecting on fond past memories of people he no longer even hears from.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    678
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    137
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The long forgotten fairytale version of how Noel met Julian, and how their comedic partnership devoloped

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,588
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    481
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    Follow him into the woods, you know you want to. Here, aren’t you hungry? One of these little fruits, he’ll hold it to your lips for you (just the barest brush of his fingertips against the skin under your mouth, and his skin is so soft, and he smiles so bashfully, as if it were a mistake). Take his hand, this way, watch the roots. (but if you come in, you can never leave).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    401
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    Summary

    Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee's got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards later. Filthy moresome porn with no real justification.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    843
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    475
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    Summary

    I don't really have a whole plot to summarise yet, I'm sorry. Apparently strange, badly-written AUs are just my calling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,407
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    255
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Follow him into the woods, you know you want to. Here, aren’t you hungry? One of these little fruits, he’ll hold it to your lips for you (just the barest brush of his fingertips against the skin under your mouth, and his skin is so soft, and he smiles so bashfully, as if it were a mistake). Take his hand, this way, watch the roots. (but if you come in, you can never leave).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    806
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    Summary

    Noel embarks on a journey to strange places.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    1287
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    Summary

    Dee and Sue have sex on Noel's couch. Noel gets them tea once they've finished.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    941
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    648
  12. Tags
    Summary

    First time christmas fluff - no miseltoe required

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1189
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,404
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1413
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    Summary

    Chris Corner conquers another day using his poetic wiles and cunning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    330
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    Summary

    Dee/Noel. Pegging. No plot. All the fault of several ridiculous late-night conversations about hideous alternatives to lube we would not want in our bottoms (example: Fairy Liquid! Although that would be an awesome brand name if it wasn't already copyrighted by spoilsports) and this video about Dee's horrendous hayfever... you see where this is going. Nobody should read this. ;)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,724
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    676
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    Summary

    Set during the rounds of promotion done for series three of the Mighty Boosh. Noel and Julian find the path again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,674
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    858
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    Sue locks the door behind them, and when she turns around, Noel is pressing Dee against the hallway wall and kissing her with a fierce intensity that makes Sue wish Chris was here with her and not in Berlin. She was hoping the three of them would stay up, finish off a bottle of something and watch some mindless TV, but it seems clear that Noel and Dee have other plans, and she's going to end up sleeping on the sofa in the living room and listening to the two of them fucking upstairs. It's not like it hasn't happened before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,393
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    211
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    Summary

    The two of them lie on the bed for fully five minutes before either speaks.

    And then Russell, running a damp and sweaty hand through the tangles of his hair, sighs and says, "Well. That was embarrassing."

    Noel rolls over onto his side and shuffles closer, his lips brushing the bare skin of Russell's shoulder. "A little," he agrees, and before he has a chance to continue, Russell interrupts him.

    "Me! Russell Brand! Casanova, philanderer, Shagger of the Year 2006," he throws his arms down over the sheets in frustration before finishing his sentence with another sigh, "and I can't even get a fuckin' stiffy."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    740

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