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Dean and Sam are on a hunt; Sam is having trouble translating an ancient text and Dean is too impatient and bored to wait so he calls Castiel because Angels just had to possess the ability to read dead languages, right? And hopefully, he’s quicker at translating it than his brother.
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Maybe We Should Forget the Ice Cream? by TrueImmortality
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
01 Feb 2024
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The day that Dean Winchester lost his nephew started out fairly normally.
The eldest Winchester set his wriggly burden down with an admonition to “keep one hand on the car, buddy!” and popped open the trunk. He had to make room amongst the large assortment of weapons and demon-fighting paraphernalia for the backpack. He shoved at a can of holy water and accidentally snagged his sleeve on a ritual knife. It took him a while to disentangle himself, and then he finally laid the backpack next to the canisters of rock salt. “Okay, Dean-o, let’s go scare up some chocolate ice cream!” Dean said, looking down to where he had set tiny Dean.
His nephew wasn’t there.Series
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Castiel goes to check in on the Righteous Man but touches down in the bathroom just as Sam is getting out of the shower.
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Sam rested on the couch; eyes closed, an open book laying on his chest, moving slowly up and down as he breathed. He looked… vulnerable.
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“Hey, have you ever told like stupid little jokes to Cas?” Sam says.
Dean looks at him funny. “Why would I tell Cas any type of joke? First of all, he won’t get it, it’ll just fly over his head and then it wouldn’t exactly be funny cause I’d have to explain it, so just why?” -
Never Leave a Loaded Gun Around Children or Angels by PreciousLadyAthena
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
30 Oct 2023
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Cultober 2023 Day 30
Prompts: Chocolates & Shot
Dean is very much not happy to be stuck in the hospital... AGAIN.
Castiel feels bad for putting him there, and tries to make amends.
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“Hello, little brother.” Says a husky voice across the room. It makes Sam freeze with his heart pounding in his chest.
Sitting at the window seat with his legs thrown up on the cushion is Dean. His dark blonde hair is wind blown and a little shaggy, with green eyes that glint in the light, and a face so handsome it made Sam unsure of what to do. Dean sat boredly, like a cat laying in the sun, his lean body totally at ease. He wore jeans and a nicely fitted white tee shirt that went well with his tan skin. The look on his face is serious, almost angry, as he stares Sam down. In his left hand is a lit cigarette and in his right hand is a glass of what appears to be scotch. He shouldn’t be in this room with Sam, it’s not allowed, it’s illegal, it’s against all the rules. It’s hardly two days till their forced wedding takes place and Dean wants to do such a thing. Suddenly, Sam feels very under dressed, nearly naked, under Dean’s stern gaze.
“Why… why are you here?” Sam whispers. There’s a twinge of fear in his voice...
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When you find yourself in a world where monsters are real, you struggle to come to terms with threats of the mysterious bastards that brought you to this universe and sort out one massive and deadly misunderstanding with the Winchesters—all in hopes of somehow finding your way back home.
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Sam and Dean investigate a haunted hotel. It's fairly balanced humor and angst. Sam is not amused, and Dean is just tired.
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- Part 3 of wayward - supernatural one shots
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Cas meets Sam and Dean for the first time on a case in which everyone is undercover.
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I've always said handcuffs are essential... by Stay_galaxy
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
24 May 2022
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With Sam investigating vengeful spirits in Mississippi, Dean and Castiel head to Valentine, Nebraska to take out a vampire nest.
But have they been lured there under false pretenses?
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There was a pagan god. To get enough information to figure out how to kill him, Mick asked Sam to go undercover with him to infiltrate the god's cult. The only catch: the cult only took married couples. Sam and Mick would need to fake being married.
Were they successful? Of course. Maybe a little too much so.
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- Part 24 of SPN Rare Ships Short Events
- Part 35 of May Tropes Mayhem
- Part 99 of SPN Fluff Bingo
- Part 72 of SPN Rare Ship Bingo
- Part 28 of Sam Winchester Bingo
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It all starts because of a witch, not that Cas can really explain that part to the volunteers at the local animal shelter.
A local animal shelter that doesn't have quite enough room for everyone, as it turns out...
And that is a slippery slope.
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Cas adopts a whole shelter of cats.
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Sam knows he's not going to take a driving test. It's a waste of money. He's already got a fake license, and it's not like he's guaranteed to be in an area long enough to take the test AND wait for a license to come in.
Nevertheless, it does come to his attention that, despite driving since he was nine, he might not be knowledgeable enough to pass the driver's test. And Sam doesn't like that.
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Dean and Cas are in bed and Cas can’t seem to sleep. This gives him a lot of time to think about weird thoughts that weirdly enough make sense and then after a few hours decides to wake up Dean and talk to him about. Dean is not
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Time to Ruin These People’s Lives by demon_in_a_shoeboxx
Fandoms: Supernatural, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
05 Jul 2021
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Hazel, Nico, and Will were put on a quest to map the Labyrinth. Following a new lead for the location of Daedalus workshop they travel to Council Grove, Kansas. It’s not fun or easy but they do get to meet some very interesting people.
Sam and Dean have had slow hunting as of late so when four people go missing relatively close to the Bunker, they decide to check it out. Should have been a milk run, but they just had to meet some weird-ass teenagers.
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- Part 1 of Winchesters & Demigods
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If Dean Winchester had it his way, Chuck’s book series would be completely forgotten by the world. Even better, blown up. By him. Unfortunately, they were still out there for people to discover and taunt him with. It figures that of all people, someone as invested (and merciless) as Claire Novak would find them.
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- Part 2 of Blowing the Cover
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A mostly fluffy exploration of what would have happened if Dean and Cas got together after Purgatory, but kept it a secret. This series runs all the way through the end of the show and a little beyond. Buckle up for fluff, shenanigans, and a sprinkling of angst!
Part 5 - Dean and Cas are stuck in the(a) closet.
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To infiltrate a fancy ball, Dean has to take some etiquette lessons from Cas, and things escalate from there.