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    You really wish Dean Winchester, your one true love, could fuck you hard in every hole at once.

    Sadly, he can't. But six versions of him can. And that's a wish this magic pearl can grant. Maybe an angel, a demon, and four different versions of Dean as a human? Yeah, they can gang up on their dirty slut all at once. Give you just what you want.

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    "Look, I’m not gonna screw over the whole damn world order, okay?" you say. "I don't want this version of reality to last for too long. So it won't. I just want to get fucked by all of you in every hole."

    "In case you didn't notice, beautiful..." the one with the thigh holster says, gesturing at all six incarnations of himself, "you don't even have this many holes."

    The demon chimes in. "Oh, we can get creative. Or cut new ones. If she wants."

    The 'real' Dean has had enough. "God, just fucking stop!"

    "God's not here right now," the archangel declares. "There are no rules. Not in this world. Just dreams coming true. Her darkest, dirtiest, deepest desires."

    Then he starts coming toward you. "So why don't you tell us all, sweet baby girl. In deliciously... exquisitely... explicit detail."

    Oh holy fuck.

    "What do you want?"

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    Dean Winchester is a living, breathing, walking, talking, fucking sex god. Yet throughout all of SPN, we never get to see his cock. (Thanks, CW. Thanks a lot.)

    ... But what if SPN was meant to be a steamy show on HBO? Or, better yet, a XXX porno? What if each episode featured hardcore sex that had to be cut out to keep the series PG-13? These would be the deleted dirty scenes.

    And you get to play the role of every lucky character who gets with Dean.

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    26/?
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    49
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    "I'm gonna do your chest and abdomen first, okay?" Dean said softly, making sure Cas knew what was happening. Getting out a cotton ball, he wet it with alcohol and swiped it across the highest cuts on Cas' skin, making his way down. Dean must've punched him harder than he thought he was if he'd broken this much skin. God, he felt awful, Cas was so innocent and kind, he should have just gotten his head out of his ass and ran out the door instantly with Cas in his arms.

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    Baby is in need of a serious washing and detailing after a hunt. Dean has no choice but to bring her to professionals. Sam helps him relax.

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    1/1
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    6
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    139
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    5
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    All you want is for Dean Winchester to call you Baby, get inside you, and ride you.

    But it's one hell of a long, hard road that gets you there...

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    6/?
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    55
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    130
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    18
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    Was Dean cursed by a witch? What was the curse if he was! A strong connection between the two main characters, but what does that mean?

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    10/?
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    27
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    54
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    14
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    Dean has a problem. His mom's fiance wants to hook him up, but Dean's not even a little interested. If he goes to their engagement party alone, he'll be pressured all night long. When his roommate offers to go as his fake-date, it should be an easy solution. What could go wrong? Only Dean's been lusting after the man for months and, even if the guy does happen to be attracted to men (the jury is still out on that one), there's one thing Dean knows for certain: you don't date your roommate. No matter how perfect they are.

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    1/1
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    53
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    Castiel is a college student with a bright mind and eyes for young, handsome Professor Dean Winchester. Castiel wants extra credit and Dean wants to make Cas his. They settle on an arrangement that benefits everyone.

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    177
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    16
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    Summary: Y/N owns a large Bed and Breakfast in the mountains of New York that’s been in her family for years. But now, she has a ghost problem. Lucky for her, her deceased father used to be a hunter and she has the contact information for two men who can help her…with the ghost problem and ONLY with her ghost problem….right?

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    It's been two years since Sam Winchester left the love of his life to attend college at Stanford University. But a shadow from his past just might drag him back into the life he used to live. As the Winchester brother's rediscover their feelings for each other an old enemy plots against them. One of them will have to make a choice that will change the course of the future. Is the love they share strong enough to overcome destiny? Can Sam hold onto his brother's humanity as Dean begins to fall into a darkness so deep he can't escape?

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    24/?
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    30
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    After Castel accidentally ingests a whole bottle of Viagra Dean has no choice but to help him with his "big" problem. This humorous one-shot is pretty much all smut. Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

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    Dean hasn't got anything to do, and porn seems to be the solution. He finds himself trying out an anonymous sex-cam, and gets a little too invested for Castiel's liking.

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    1/1
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    4
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    75
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    Dean and Cas's baby Aaron was sleeping and both parents took it as a opportunity to make love. But they also faced to unforgettable experience. Lol see what happened...

    Series
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    Sam is very tired of Dean constantly playing that game, and wants some payback.

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    55
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    Castiel Novak just has to keep his head down and his eyes on the prize, and soon he'll graduate high school and get to leave Lawrence, Kansas, and his shattered remnants of a family, behind.

    Enter Dean Winchester, who does not believe in keeping his head down, and seems to be fairly certain that when he's looking at Cas, his eyes are already on the prize.

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    6/6
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    109
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    565
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    146
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    6540
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    Castiel Novak finds himself kidnapped on New Year’s Day by someone from the peripheral of his life. Dean assures him that he doesn’t want to hurt Cas in any way, and in fact is… Expecting Cas to escape?

    “You’ll get out of here, Cas. You’re miles smarter than me.”

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    1/1
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    28
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    231
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    40
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    You and Dean are no strangers to trying new thing in the bedroom but there’s one position you’ve never tried.

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    348
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    1/1
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    83
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    10
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    Sam and Castiel are out on a date, that means daddy Dean gets to come out and play ...

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    Human Dean or Demon Dean? You love Human Dean, but you don't mind if Demon Dean sticks around a bit longer.

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    1/1
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    14
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    Daniella has made the boys a nice roast dinner and has just stuck it in the oven. Unfortunately, it's going to be a few hours until it's ready. Whatever shall they do until then?

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    4
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    52
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    10
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