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    Sam is about to become name partner at the law firm he's worked at for years. He invites Dean to the celebration, but Dean gets trapped in the elevator with Sam's pompous, dickbag, too-good looking coworker Castiel. Stuck for hours with someone he hates and a boatload of alcohol, what could possibly go wrong?

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    When you meet a handsome stranger in a bar and find out the next day that they're your new university lecturer. Awkward.

    This is my first real attempt at a long fic. My plan is to update roughly every two weeks. I haven't written for these two in a veryyyy long time. This is also my first genuine attempt at a slow burn so y'all gonna have to suffer for a while before you see results. Hope you enjoy x

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    (I posted this a long time ago then took it down. Here's attempt #2)

    Dean overhears the wrong late-night conversation between Sam and Castiel. Angst ensues.

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    Pressured by his brother Gabriel to get back out there, Castiel creates a dating profile. He meets a handsome, intelligent guy named Patrick and sets up a date with him - a date that goes so badly that he contemplates jumping out a window. Enter Dean, an even better looking stranger that happens to have the same idea.

    Or, the one where Cass is too oblivious to notice the hot guy he hooked up with at the bar is the same one he's been arguing with online.

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    3/?
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    When Sammy tells Dean not to go into his room while he’s gone, of course that’s the first thing Dean is going to do.

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    dean and cas are oblivious, gabriel has a pete wentz fetish, sam wants to commit no breathe, and crowley is tired of everyone’s shit.

    ( and lucifer still wants to bring the apacolypse, michael isn’t a dick, charlie is gayer than destiel, and jack likes to snort what he thinks if cocaine. )

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    12/?
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    Cas was standing over the stove in his boxers, just like every other morning. But this morning, Dean took a moment to look at him. Really look.
    Dude had a nice ass. His legs were thick and muscular… runner’s thighs.
    Dean was caught up short. He was checking out Cas. His roommate Cas. His bro, Cas. His dick gave a twitch. He turned and hurried back to his bedroom.
    Dean felt a little panicky. His dick was half hard and the palmed it, willing it to go down. It listened about as well as it ever did, which is to say, it just got harder.
    He thought about Cas’ ass. That didn’t help his dick situation at all.
    When did he get turned on by Cas? How did he get turned on? What was going on?

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    遗忘-Forgotten的续集。从第9季中开始的平行世界,Castiel是人类,受了伤,Dean和Sam得把他的荣光找回来——当然,还有他的翅膀。事情并未向他们希望的那样发展,而在Cas的面前是一条艰难之路。

    这个长篇fic着重于自由意志三人组的友情/家庭的纽带。会面临严峻的形势,焦虑和孤独。警告:这个小说会有两个版本,Destiel和纯友情版。这个版本(Flight)是Destiel的版本。进展缓慢,大部分都更接近于Pre-Destiel。纯友情版名为Broken,会在稍后发表。
    [默默吐个槽,这个版本已经是清澈见底了,双版本实在意义不大,何况北麻自己也没有完成。]

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    Original prompt: So Dean would still be a hunter but he wouldn’t know Cas yet. Maybe during a hunt one night he comes across these stones, hears the buzzing sound, touches them and is transported back in time. After some wandering about in the wilderness he comes across a group of men being attacked by a vampire, only they dont know thats what he or she is so Dean picks up a discarded sword and chops their head off right before they bite Cas (who is not an angel). Impressed the men bring Dean back to their castle where it turns out that Cas is the only son of the King or Laird and he makes Dean Cas' bodyguard as a thanks for saving him

    Or,

    The one where Dean touches some stuff he’s not supposed to touch and gets cursed. But really, what’s new about that?

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    Poems by me
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    Sometimes it is best to write down your feelings

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    Demande original: Dean et Sam sont des meurtriers en série et pour une raison quelconque ils kidnappent Cas et Sam veut l’assassiner mais Dean veut le garder et pendant que Cas est leurs captifs il apprend qu'ils ne sont pas vraiment les méchants et qu'ils tuent seulement les personnes qui ont réussie à échapper la justice et la prison. Donc au fil du temps Cas tombe amoureux avec Dean et arrêtent d'essayer d’échapper aux frères. Jusqu'à qu'il soit sauvé et que les frères soit emprisonnés puis il doit les sauver pendant que tout le monde pense qu'il est fou. Bonus si Cas est un adolescent entre 17-19 et aussi bonus si c'est l'univers abo, si tu fait l'univers abo je préférerais alpha Dean et omega Cas et peut-être du Mpreg.

    Ou,

    celui où le destin a eu une discussion avec la foi et ils ont décidés de s'amuser un peu, au chagrin de Dean et Cas.

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    Dean Winchester loves women, and women love him. Except there's a rumor going around at the office that he's dating Castiel Novak. Which, according to Kali, is ridiculous because Dean is way out of Castiel's league. His ego wounded, Dean vows Castiel will soon be eating in the palm of his hand. It doesn't go exactly as planned.

    Bonus: You get to choose between two endings!

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    Dean Winchester left the family when his brother was just fifteen, and for three years, Sam had to deal with John. Without his elder brother to keep the peace, John had been less than kind to Sam. When a car accident leaves John in hospital, Sam finds himself lost.

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    Meet Dean and Castiel, the newest couple at Grey Springs community.

    Everything is not what it seems when Sam ask Dean and Castiel to help out with a case in a community called Grey Springs. To live and work the case, Dean and Cas must portray themselves as a gay couple.

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    Dean and Cas had been dancing around their feelings for weeks. OK, years . . . but they’d been openly, actively flirting for weeks. Now that Jack had gotten rid of Michael once and for all, they all felt like they had a new lease on life, and none of them wanted to waste it. For once, Dean and Cas had the bunker all to themselves, and they finally (FINALLY) took advantage of it. Let there be sex!

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    Dean has a secret he's afraid to share.

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    Dean is so very Dean and she's finally come to terms with it.

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    Dean is a mess. He can barely keep his crap together well enough to hunt, and Sam is definitely starting to suspect that something might be wrong. Cas is perfectly content to pretend everything's fine, while avoiding him like the plague. Meanwhile, what should have been a simple hunt turns into a complete Fiasco. Dean has never been more scared in his life, and he might actually give up on living if he loses his angel - unless they find their way to each other through the nightmares and emotional hangups. Sam just wishes Gabe would pick up his damned candy wrappers.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    19
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    93
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    17
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    "Sam, Dean, this is Lilo. Lilo, this is Sam and Dean. We're gonna help them kill bad guys." I smiled at her.

    'Do you have to use the baby voice?' Lilo asked telepathically.

    'Yes, it helps sell that you're a cat. We can't have them know what we are. They'd kill us.'

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    Castiel goes to a party that he doesn't want to be at. He joins a game of Truth or Dare to make the night at least a bit better.

    Dean had to go to all of the parties, even the ones he didn't want to go to. A game of Truth or Dare makes his might much better.

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    3/3
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    2
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