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    A dark-skinned man and razor-legged girl sat before the withered Tree of Time, leant forward with wide eyes, willing and eager to do whatever was necessary for this alliance to work.

    'I'm listening, Valentine. Convince me.' Vaatu spoke, satisfaction and curiosity melded together in every syllable; perhaps this time he would succeed- the pestilence finally eradicated.

    It was hours before they left, but leave they did, a slight swagger in their step and an unfamiliar glint of power in their eyes. The spirit portal wasn't all that far away, but they meandered around for a while longer- their mission was accomplished, much sooner and more simply than expected, so where was the harm in enjoying the journey home?

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    Did Michelle know what happened to Eggsy after he was arrested? Did he ever get a phone call home, seeing as he used his only contact to the outside world to unwittingly call up his Kingsman contact? Does she suspect he called up the number - hoped he did? What were her thoughts, not seeing her oldest child for months, right before the world went to hell?

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    The thing about getting what you want is that you should've known what that was before you asked for it.

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    After failing Kingsman's final test Eggsy is facing going back to live with his mother and Dean. Harry finds this unacceptable.

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    "Scars always have stories to tell," her mother used to tell her, "Pray to gain as many as you can, little knight, because one only lacks scars when the book of their life is badly written."

    As Roxy understood it, life was a photo album of both the bad and the good moments. Without the shaken photos, the album wouldn't be complete, and the clearance of the rest would not be properly recognised. So, she savoured each split lip and each cut and each bruise during her training, thinking, "Here's one more story for me to tell."

    But as she saw the little red circles on Eggsy's back, she reconsidered her mother's words.

    Because those, well, those were cigarette marks.

    Or: Roxy sees Eggsy's scars, causing a late night conversation between the two about Eggsy's abusive step-father.

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    It’s been five years since the Nephalem fought and defeated the Lords of Hell; five years since he climbed to the top of the High Heavens and fought the reborn Prime Evil; five years since he sought out the corrupted Angel, Malthael, and destroyed him to stop him from eradicating humanity.

    And while the Eternal Conflict between Heaven and Hell rages on, both sides want a temporary pause; time to lick their wounds and rebuild their armies. The new Lords of Hell have an idea: they will unite the High Heavens, the Burning Hells, and the mortal realm through the marriage of an Angel, a Demon, and a Man. And the Man they’ve chosen… is the Nephalem, himself.

    Can Eggsy, the Nephalem and a Demon Hunter sworn to vengeance against all Demonkind, put his past and his feelings aside for the good of all humanity?

    Based on this Prompt

    You shouldn't need to know both canons to read this.

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    “Merlin. James and I need three body bags and a clean up crew at the warehouse.”

     

    Percival muttered into his ear piece. He took in a another deep breath and paused.

     

    There was another vampire.

     

    The Vampire!Au that has been wasting away in my drafts

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    What constitutes a life? What does it mean to be alive? What does it mean to be human?

    In theory, he's alive. He breathes, he has a beating heart. Yet no one treats him as human.

    No one treats him like a human until he meets Harry and Merlin. But what happens when he isn't the only person whose humanity they are trying to bring back?

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    Eggsy reckons the anxieties of his past when Charlie slips into his bed in the middle of the night.

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    Eggsy owed Harry and Merlin Everything. He would give him anything they needed, perhaps to an unhealthy extent.

    Or what happened before Eggsy went into heat in prison.

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    You have one message from Savile Row.
    Savile Row (13:02 pm): Hello. I’m terribly sorry about the delay; I’ve been out of town the past three months and did not bring my personal phone with me. I do hope you haven’t been waiting too long.
    Snapback (21:32 pm): nah, its fine. not like i reached out or anything either. sorry bout that too. and replying late.
    Savile Row (21:33 pm): There’s no need to be sorry. We’re communicating now, which is what’s important. I suppose we should just let bygones be bygones, yes?
    Snapback (23:21 pm): sure thing, bruv. nice to finally meet ya.
    Savile Row (23:22 pm): Likewise, my dear. Likewise.

    --

    Soulmate AU. After the youngest in the soulmate pair reaches their twentieth birthday, both soulmates get an app on their phones that allow them to communicate and learn about each other. Originally part of my Soulmate Scenarios compilation.

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    “Why, sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” = Lewis Carroll

    Eggsy could believe 6 impossible things.

    After all he didn't have to believe, he'd lived them.

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    For every person you love - even if you only love them for a second, you get a black line. These lines make a sort of ‘tattoo’. When you touch your soulmate you get colour and those colours spread out like water colour to the edges of your ‘tattoo’, which lines can be added to even if your soulmate dies.

    Eggsy was five when the world as he knew it ended and he tried so hard to do well but life went another way.

    What if things had been worse than Kingsman records showed? What if Eggsy's life had been harder than they thought?

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    A drug deal gone wrong lands Eggsy in court ordered NA meetings to get his life on the straight and narrow. Except he had no intentions to stop, not when he was trapped in an endless loop of drug use, cornered to sell some real drugs for money they needed to pay rent, feed Daisy, himself and his Mother. That is until he meets Merlin, a bald Scotsman with enough hope and positivity for Eggsy to achieve a sober life. As Eggsy tries to fight Merlin's ever present and annoying advice on how to stay clean, that it's worth it and all the other garbage he spews about a life worth being sober for, things go drastically wrong in his home life.

    Dean killed his Mother.

    After her death and Dean's sentence to prison, Eggsy finds himself homeless and with a toddler. To his surprise, and slight irritation, Merlin is there to offer his home. Without any other option, outside of shelters and foster care for Daisy, Eggsy is left to rely on him, despite argument he can take care of himself. While getting acquainted, and seeing eye to eye is near impossible, Eggsy finds his choice of drug isn't the only thing he's addicted to.

    And he only wants to recover from one.

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    Civilization is dead. Long live Civilization.

    In the aftermath of some great cataclysm, packs have come together to form loose colonies that are little more than gangs and war bands. In this world, Omegas have become little more than slaves to their Alphas/Betas.

    One such slave is Eggsy. Presumably abandoned as a small child, Eggsy has been left to the mercy of Dean Baker's gang of Betas for most of his life. Then comes the day when, during the end throes of his heat, Eggsy encounters an Alpha for the first time. An Alpha who, even chained up and at the less than tender mercies of Dean's mutts, is far stronger than any Beta Eggsy's ever seen in his life. An Alpha who calls to him.

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    In a world where Eggsy didn't quit his gymnastics career and Michelle hasn't yet met Dean: it's the year 2012, and the London Olympics are looming. Eggsy Unwin, unexpected Olympian, isn't about to waste the only chance he'll ever have at making his country proud. Training for the Olympics is the hardest thing he's ever done, but nothing's felt quite so worthwhile.

    If only training for the Olympics was the only thing he had to worry about. But there's been a threat that's been made near the O2--sorry, North Greenwich--Arena, and his mum keeps meeting with this bloke named Dean Baker that just gives Eggsy all the wrong sorts of feelings, and Roxy's trainer Harry seems to know more than he lets on.

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    *ON HIATUS/TO BE DISCONTINUED*

    Title inspired by Hamilton
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    Eggsy is tired of being Dean's thief and it's time he made allies with the two men who can bring Dean down.
    And well, you know, get a little vengeance for his mother and sister.

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    Eggsy Unwin lived an interesting life, this much was always a constant. In one universe, a switch was flipped that changed a lot else, and yet not that much. In this world, My Fair Lady is an apt comparison. In this world, Eggsy is short for Gabi, which is short for Gabriella. Some things change a lot due to this, and strangely a lot doesn't.
    Pan!Eggsy, Fem!Eggsy x Princess Tilde

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    Harry Hart is an actor well known for his Christmas romance movies on the telly. He only wishes his life was like the sweet stories, but that is next to impossible. He hides his heart away and does his best to give the viewers what they wish for.

    Eggsy Unwin is a virginal young man brought to the television studio by his stepfather in the hopes of finding him a job. He's always thought Harry Hart was gorgeous...and when he sees him in person he finds out it's true.

    Prompt - Christmas Movie

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    Eggsy Unwin, a young man from the estates, forced into undesirable circumstances by his home life, lack of a father who mysteriously disappeared 17 years ago, and under the influence of his stepfather, Dean. Eggsy quickly turns to petty theft, to help bring money into his flat and support his mother, baby sister and stepfather. A job gone wrong has Dean threatening Eggsy with his home, only family and reason for living, if he doesn’t bring the proper funds Dean expects. He comes across a posh looking, yet upscale, blood bank: Kingsman. With nowhere else to turn, Eggsy decides to rob them; they have to pack some cash, yeah?

    Kingsman Blood Bank is an old, elite organization ran and owned by Merlin and Harry, to supply the best and freshest blood to the remaining Vampires of London; their cover a blood bank. Where the blood is bespoke and tailored to your liking. Eggsy is expecting to find a safe, empty it and be on his way, except what he discovers is an opportunity to donate blood, but in the oddest way. His job: providing blood, directly from himself, to an older, Scottish man named Merlin. Eggsy takes the offer Harry presents, with a rather odd NDA, and Eggsy is pretty fucking sure Vampires aren’t real...right?

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