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    When Uncle Ben was gunned down in the street, Peter expected the police to pick up the perp. When they couldn't (or wouldn't), Peter took it upon himself to track the man down and force the police to put him behind bars. Turns out, Peter's pretty good at stalking.

    It doesn't take much for Peter to realise that it's way easier working outside the law than within it and wrangles a job as an apprentice for an alcoholic Private Eye. And hey, at the end of the day, things are going pretty well for Spider, mysterious mutant collecting intel for Jessica Jones and putting the bad guys behind bars.

    That is, until a disgruntled mark calls a hit on Peter and the universe thrusts a loud-mouthed mercenary onto his trail, flipping Peter's world upside down.

    No prior knowledge of the MCU required; I'll be trying to integrate as much info as possible as naturally as possible. Comments and criticism always appreciated.

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    Summer break is here and Peter Parker is ready to get back in the swing of things...literally. However, he can't convince the Avengers to let him tag along for any missions. Will he always be a little kid from Queens to them? Frustrated, Peter turns to his long time patrol partner, Deadpool, to get some action (again..literally). The two take on a S.H.I.E.L.D mission together, but Peter gets more than he bargained for.

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    In which Peter Parker is the new lab assistant at Stark Industries and a certain merc with a mouth wants his number. As for Peter, well, he's kinda new at this whole trying to seduce a red and black spandex wearing, katana-wielding gunslinger thing.

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    Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.

    "Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.

    "Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.

    'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'

    Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"

    Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"

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    So, really, he doesn’t hate the job itself. He hates the dirt, the entitled people who visit his work, he hates the environment. But he can’t hate the job itself. Because he needs the job - it enables him to keep being Spider-Man on the side, and make a living during work. Especially when there's a mob operating inside, and he and Wade are both unknowingly called to the scene.

    OR

    The mandatory stripper fic every fandom needs.

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    Peter is a piss poor grad school student who meets Wade on the rooftop he studies when Wade is on a stake out. They inadvertently become friends when Wade keeps showing up on the rooftop, and Peter keeps studying up there. Meanwhile, Spiderman is bent on finding Deadpool after discovering he committed four gruesome murders in Columbia University. While Peter struggles with a broken relationship and balancing life, Wade starts falling for Peter. Hard.
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    Confusion ensues when Wade blindly agrees to some random thing Peter said, he would know what it was but the boxes were yelling about steak tacos.

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    Wade really, really needs to get better ears. Or a better brain. Or a better attention span. Really just a lot of things.

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    Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.

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    Peter Parker thought Adrian Toomes was the end of it for a little while. But no, he was dead wrong. In a series of an unfortunate chain of events, Peter gets kidnapped, by who the Avengers do not know. It's up to the team of elite superhumans to find Peter, and take him back. Although, they might need help from a few 'allies' once in a while . . .

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    Los disparos no importan, la muerte es incluso casi tan insignificante como su factor de curación menguado, o el hecho de volver a ser lo que alguna vez fue, porque Wade tenia problemas mas grandes aquí: Estaba enamorado, incluso las cajas querían a Peter, ¡¿Saben lo difícil que es eso?! ¡¿Lo loco que suena?! Él no podía con este nivel de locura o iba a sucumbir ante la demencia. Gracias.

    SPIDEYPOOL TIME!

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    (FIC UNDER REVISION; DON’T MIND THE TEMPORARY POV DISCREPANCIES AS I CHANGE EVERYTHING TO THIRD-PERSON OMNISCIENT)

    The shots ring closer to him, and the figure above him ducks his head in the crook of Peter’s shoulder, using his forearms to cover his head, his body straddling Peter’s tightly. He resists the urge to use his strength and push the larger man off, partly because, if he didn't know better, these assassins were trying to shoot at him.

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    Deadpool meets Peter Parker the cute guy who saw his face and smiled.

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    Wade's having a really bad night. Peter accidentally lends an ear.

    Un-beta'd.

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    Alpha Wade Wilson ends up winning Omega Peter Parker from a fight. He takes Peter home and begins to fall for him. But they can't be together, because if they do Wade might end up killing Peter. He wouldn't do it on purpose, but if his 'joker' comes out he will have no control.

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    Wade Wilson and Piotr Rasputin are drinking buddies with to many problems to count. Piotr found out his wife of 5 years, Kitty, has fallen in love with a woman, Rogue, and wants to leave him for her. For wade, in between having the majority of his body being burned, having his daughter taken away, and being out a job the guy just can't catch a break.

    One night the two have hot drunken sex and find that it's a great way to deal with life's pain.

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    3/?
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    When Peter was thrown into the cell next to Wade, Wade didn't expect him to get so attached to the child. He watched Peter grow, helped him survive the torment that Weapon X was known for, then an explosion happens that splits Peter and Wade apart. Living with PTSD, Wade suffers the consequences alone, walking through his life struggling to come to terms with the guilt that plagued him when he failed Peter

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    What does Deadpool do when not stalking his bro Spider-man? Why, avoiding a Peter Parker-shaped shadow, of course.

    In which an annoying kid moves in down the hall from Wade and Wade cannot, for the life of him, figure out why he’s suddenly invaded his life.

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    In which Wade feels like he’s no good so he stays away from Peter as much as he’s capable of. Then Peter drunkenly calls him one night, and Wade can no longer avoid seeing his Baby Boy. Hijinks ensue as Wade uses Peter’s apartment as a hideout and tries to subtly take care of Peter at the same time. Both these boys are idiots—but they’re idiots in love.

    I recently read a fic where Deadpool had broken into Peter’s apartment to take care of him. And there’s a lot of fics where Deadpool breaks into Spidey’s apartment just to have a place to rest and heal. I kind of love the imagery of Peter being shit at taking care of himself, not only because he lacks the means to do so, but also because he runs himself ragged on a regular basis trying to make ends meet (and also, he’s yet to figure out how to adult). So, it struck me, why not have our favorite Pool-boy, knowing that Spidey’s apartment is relatively safe, use his apartment as a sort of safe house and also subtly take care of him while he’s at it.

    I hope you lovelies enjoy!

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    By accident, Peter stumbles across Wade’s collection of sex toys but will the young spider’s curiosity land him with more than he initially bargained for? A PWP fanfic that can be be read apart from the series.

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