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look out! (here comes the spider-man) by OfficialTsundere
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Spider-Man - All Media Types
25 May 2022
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“Look out!” Spider-Man screams and jumps to intercept. He can feel Deadpool’s hot breath on his shoulder and he knows, he 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘴, that he’ll get yelled at for that later, but before he can truly get his bearings, his senses overwhelm him.
When he wakes up— comes to— he’s standing on a rooftop in the middle of his Mom’s hometown Musutafu, Japan, and not Queens, New York City, the neighborhood that he protects.
updates every wednesday!
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Ricochet by oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
24 May 2022
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“Spides, I’ve seen you get kicked through a plate glass window.” Wade reaches up, trying to untangle Spider-man’s grip from his neck. “This is just a little baby bullet.”
“I hate getting shot, Wade."
“Technically, it was a ricochet.”
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Spider-man sustains an injury while fighting alongside The Avengers. Cap tries to convince him to see a medic but Spidey insists on calling up Deadpool.
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- Part 4 of SpideyPool Compendium
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taken out by GRAYSMILEY
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 May 2022
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"I'm here to take you out," Wade admitted. He felt kind of bad. Killing people when they were crying on a rooftop in the rain was never fun. It happened more often than you'd think.
"Like, on a date, or with a gun? Because I'm really open to either right now." Spider-Man admitted, smile not quite reaching his eyes. Wade opened and closed his mouth behind his mask.
Well...couldn't hurt to do a bit of both, right?
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Cowboys From Hell by humanteethforanimalbones
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Venom (Comics)
22 May 2022
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Peter Parker hasn’t just been around the block. The block was named after him. Literally. Spider-Man Street was something he never thought he’d see, especially given the press he’d seen in his early years of web-slinging, back when he was bitter, impulsive, and ridden with angst (and a little bit of carnivorous space alien). But now he was an older, more mature Spider-Man. And an older, more mature Peter Parker. Rather, Professor Parker. All-in-All, he’s proud of himself. Managing to keep his secret identity safe, saving New York City every other week from catastrophe? All in a day’s work.
Enter: Wade W. Winston. Or Deadpool. Or Merc with a Mouth. Or Regenerating Degenerate. Or- You get the idea. Someone orders a hit on Peter Parker/Spider-Man’s good friends, Eddie Brock/Venom. Chaos, emotions, and unlikely friendships ensue. -
If I Have to I'll Scream It Off a Roof In Queens by mindlessly_dying
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
22 May 2022
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After Gwen's death, Peter has spent the past ten years shutting himself off from letting people in. Wade has been dancing around the fact that he has fall tits over heels for Peter, they are both fully aware of the mutual feeling for each other. One night after patrol, the two are eating on a random roof in Queens, Peter is thinking about going home and getting showered and going straight to bed but Wade has a small change of plan.
(i trying to get better at summaries but this is my second fic ive written sooooo yeahhhhh)
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The Tales of the Simp and the Hot Stranger by Thebigheat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 May 2022
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***as of march 8th there is a title change***
THERE ARE NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. I REPEAT THERE ARE NO WAY HOME SPOILERS. I AM NOT BEING BLAMED FOR RUINING IT FOR YOU, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
A look into what Peter Parker got up to after the wipe. See how he is coping...or lack thereof. See who he has met...or not.
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Dating your alter ego (Deadpool doesn’t approve this) by DeamonR
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 May 2022
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Prompt: 5 times Deadpool thinks that Webs and Peter are a thing
+1 time that Peter tells him the truth
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- Part 1 of Spiderpool in love
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A Little Friendly Competition by oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
14 May 2022
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“That’s seven for me,” Spidey taunts as he swings around a corner, doing a little hop, skip, and jump along the ledge of the building. “You’re losing, Wade."
[Just like him to ignore my very heartfelt proposal.]
“Jesus, Webs. I was distracted. Watching you get all growly and bendy and throw things around does something to me right in the — ow, fuck.”
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Spidey and Deadpool fight some not-so-nice robots and things take a turn for the worse. (Kind of.)
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- Part 2 of SpideyPool Compendium
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“Ask me a question.” The amused lilt of Wade’s voice almost never changes but Peter is sure that it sounds slightly more amused than usual. “Think of it like Truth or Dare except it’s all truth and you get your nards fried off if you lie.”
“Sounds uncomfortable.”
“Oh, believe me. It is.” Wade wiggles in the driver’s seat a little. “Now quit stalling and ask me a question.”
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Deadpool misappropriates some Parker Tech to play a (literally) shocking game of Truth or Dare with Spider-man.
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- Part 1 of SpideyPool Compendium
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Always the Brides-Man by impossiblewhopper
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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Peter's exes are getting married. To each other. And, well, he needs a date.
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Enough Questions, Spider-boy With A Nice Ass by Ahaha_No_Thanks
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 May 2022
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Spider-man and Deadpool meet for the first time. (A lazy one-shot)
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,301
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 120
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Outrunning Karma by Trashmouth Rora (Chibihaz)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
05 May 2022
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Spider-Man meets Deadpool when the SHIELD hires him to unalive a man.
Peter soon understands there’s more going on.
Wade is trying to become one of the good guys, but man is it hard when your reputation precedes you.Tony Stark isolated himself after the Sokovia Accords and hates everybody’s guts except Peter’s (and especially Wade Wilson’s, tbh).
Too bad, fate and circumstances will force him to meet the only person he thought he would never see again.And Steve Rogers, well. He’s that one person.
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Spider-man's roomate by skelebab
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 May 2022
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Peter Parker is Spider-man's roommate (but we already know that's a lie) and Deadpool is Spider-man's best friend.
let's see what happens :)
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Spider webs , Glitter tears & Bad decisions by venomthotss
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Apr 2022
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“I don’t understand what the big deal is” Spidey said rolling his eyes under his mask him and Deadpool were on a rooftop patrolling
“Not a big deal! Webs you’re missing out on a whole wondrous world out there!”
The spider rolled his eyes again at the merc’s antics of course he would be on one about this
“I used to smoke weed before I got bit , just the cheap crap from dealers in school it helped calm me down back then . But after the bite it just didn’t affect me so I didn’t see the point to try anything else” Peter admitted leaning over the edge of the building “Who knew Petey was such a rebel” Wade joked “I’ve done just about everything before the mutation killed any chances of me getting a buzz again“
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12 Steps to Seducing Wade Wilson by ilikebigbooks
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
26 Apr 2022
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After the rooftop realisation of feelings, Peter Parker goes out of his way to make Wade fall in love with his mundane alter ego as proof his feelings run deeper than mere hero worship, but will it go exactly to plan?
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- Part 3 of Rooftop Conversations
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Don't Yell At Me (That's Totally One Of My Turn-Ons) by Deadly_Sirius
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Apr 2022
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Peter Parker is not a fan of his husband disappearing for a few weeks so he can go murder people. But, then again, Peter really wants to watch him do it. Maybe he's a bit of a hypocrite, but he believes it'll 'bring them closer.' Tony thinks he's an idiot, Captain America probably thinks he's completely immoral, and Weasel doesn't understand what the big deal is. Really, Peter's just in love.
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The Spider in the Room by Browncoat03K64
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Apr 2022
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Peter Parker has just finished rescuing a bunch of traumatized spiders from an Oscorp basement lab when he finds himself transformed into one! A spider, that is, not an Oscorp basement lab. And somehow all these spiders think he's adopted them now? Thanks, Parker Luck.
Deadpool just wants to kick back and relax in this cool spider-themed hotel room, but instead of one complimentary spider plushie waiting on his pillow he has... two? And one of them is... alive? But it's the CUTEST SPIDER EVER IN ALL EXISTENCE and it's gonna be Wade's new best friend!
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too many weapons! by bunnykook716
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 Apr 2022
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“as.. cool as your outfit is,” peter starts, gesturing lightly to his suit. “i don’t think we can allow weapons in here..” deadpool just cocks his head. “no? but you’re harboring two right now! how’s that any fair?”
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peter works at a comic book store, deadpool comes in as a customer and they chat.
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Glory Hole of Treasures by bennyslegs
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Apr 2022
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“…like two kittens, curled up in a pillow case…”
“What? Did you say something to me or are you talking to the boxes again?”
“I was just saying, you ass is delightful, like two- wait, don’t swing off! You know it takes me ages to catch up to you, your legs are so much longer than mine, all the better to hold up that pert, beautiful- Spidey!!”Deadpool's an annoying reoccurrence in Peter's life. Peter is sexually frustrated, and can’t go a week without making a mess of his bed. He decides to go out on a limb and do something risky in order to get his rocks off.
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I work all night. I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay. by 1918queen
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
07 Apr 2022
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Peter Parker is tired of being perpetually broke despite all that he does for New York City. He decides to take a page from Robin Hood’s book, except “the poor” is just himself.
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- Part 1 of ABBA inspired