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    Peter Parker works as an undercover informant for Steve Rogers in the Vulture’s illegal weapons manufacturing crime syndicate. The deadly Winter Soldier is left with some of his mind and placed by Hydra in the Avengers. With a few key trigger words brimming just under the surface, he's ready to kill anyone at a moment's notice but struggles against his programming to try and reclaim what's left of Bucky Barnes.
    Deadpool has joined Captain America's fractured Avengers Initiative in the post-Ultron world, where the U.N. Sokovia Accordances keep them boxed in by red tape. Shield and Hydra are in a secretive, deadly combat for control, our players deep in the crime underworld of the Marvel universe where the insidious Hydra has plants in every infrastructure and the heroes scramble to undo the damage.
    A REWRITE. (originally posted on fanfic(dot)net).

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    The last thing Wade ever expected was for Spidey to ask him out on a date.
     
    “I’m gonna need ya to clarify somethin’ for me, baby boy. Are we havin’ a bro-ment or a moment?"

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    Peter really should listen to Tony. At least once in a while. Especially when it's about putting your nose in a mercenary's bussiness.

    But, really. Where's the fun in that?

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    Losing Gwen was more than just heartbreaking for Peter Parker. It shattered him. That’s three people he loved, and failed to save. But, he must piece himself back together, swallow his misery, and do what has to be done.
    Can he keep the glue from cracking?

    Or

    The one where an angsty kid owns a small but thriving business and is also one reckless bamf

    Disclaimer: Mentions of (at some point in passing) drugs, alcohol, depression, bullying, abuse, sex, blood, murder, suicidal thoughts/ tendencies, loss of a loved one, etc.

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    The Avengers used to be the best. They could fight anyone ever and come out on top. They never failed. But one day they were tricked. And they lost. Now the world is in despair. Everywhere you go there are guards, robots and monsters watching your every move. No one has any type of freedom anymore. And the Avengers are no where to be found.

    But what can you do?
    There's no hope for earth anymore.
    Even with those few who dare to protect us, We're screwed.

    If the Avengers are still here. Why won't they save us?

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    Peter Parker has been Spider-Man for a few years now and he's learning fast how much life costs. Between the price of the tech he needs for his suit upgrades and the amount he's going to need to go to college, he knows Aunt May won't be able to pay for everything and neither will his job at the Daily Bugle.

    He decides to start looking at some options. Other than loans or scholarships he sees a website for Sugar Daddies, who are more than happy to pay for a bit of company.

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    Salut les gars ! Moi c'est Deadpool et ça c'est un recueil consacré à mes aventures ! Enfin aventures est un bien grand mot vu que l'auteur se contente surtout d'écrire des drabbles. Il paraît qu'elle aime les trucs courts, mais en fait je pense qu'elle est surtout fainéante. En tout cas ça parle de moi ! Alors venez lire !

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    Peter Parker (aka Spider-Man) toho má opravdu hodně. Škola, Deadpool, hlídky, Deadpool, Wade, Deadpool... zmínil už Deadpoola? Když souhlasil s tím, aby se k němu ukecaný žoldák přidal, stanovil jasná pravidla.
    Žádné zabíjení.
    Měl jich stanovit víc. Z Deadpoolových řečí ho už asi brzo klepne. A moment! Tím by se porušil bod číslo jedna! Nezbývá mu tedy nic jiného, než se postavit svému kolegovi čelem, přestat ignorovat nemístné narážky a stanovit určité hranice. Jejich parťáctví je ohroženo a bude ohroženo ještě několikrát, protože Deadpool má oči a prořízlou pusu. A Spider-Man má podle něj úžasnej zadek, pro který by stálo i umřít.
    Někdy mezi vtípky, bojem se zločinem a chvílemi klidu na střeše nad nočním New Yorkem se z kolegů stali parťáci a z parťáků...
    Dum dum duuuuuum.... Už jsem řekla, že Deadpool neví, že je Spider-Man středoškolák?

     

    Napsáno v rámci Tajného Santy slashařek pro Tofiam. Pokusnými králíky byly AbigailSnape a Catherine :)

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    Wade puts Peter through a bootcamp punishment for failure to take care of himself while the older man was off on a mission.

     

     

     

     


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    Wade just wants to get some coffee and Peter is filling in for his usual barista.
    They start talking until Peter finally makes a move...

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    Peter is at a karaoke bar with his friends when he spots a certain merc in the audience, and after a moment of initial panic, decides to make the best of the situation.

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    He just wants Wade to take care of himself! Is that too much to ask?!

    Apparently not...

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    Deadpool has been hired to gather information about Spider-Man, but he is a fickle bug, and the job is taking longer than expected. Obviously this could put him at odds with his favorite hero, but there's a shit ton of money involved, and it's not like his client would be able to kill the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. Wade definitely has everything under control.

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    Tony Stark finds his intern Peter Parker starving and exhausted in the alleyway by Stark Tower and takes him in, soon learning that things weren't as safe at home as they seemed. Now Tony has to help Peter get back on his feet, though he quickly realizes, he won't be able to help Peter on his own...

    OR

    In which Peter Parker pretty much unites the Avengers after Civil War simply by just existing

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    The last thing Wade Winston Wilson expected to see on his so far Spidey-less patrol was a purple-clad short person beating the absolute shit out of some old rich man. Wade realizes that the man was one of his newer offers, of which Wade hadn't taken yet. He goes down to stop the fighting gets a better look at the kid. Made out of lean, heavily packed muscle, if a bit skinny, with long legs that had some real strength to them. Who for some reason won't talk to Wade. As Wade begins to wrap up their little scrap, the kid does something unexpected...

    OR...

    Wade comes across a kid taking out one of his potential targets, and so in classic Wade fashion, makes quips while letting said target escape. Just as he wraps up the battle, the kid releases a wave of purple lightning, basically taking out Wade, and escapes. Later, Wade meets up with Spiderman and as they break to eat on patrol, Wade talks about his recent encounter with the purple guy. Spiderman finds it interesting, only for their break to be interrupted by a loud scream...

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    Spideypool Bingo prompt: [Watching Someone Sleep]

    Wade likes to break into Peter's apartment and watch him sleep. More fluffy than it sounds.

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    Being given the wrong Pizza?

    That was inexcusable in Wade's opinion.

    Someone had to pay.

    Peter just wants to sleep, OK?

    Part of a series of one shots hopefully anyway

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    Peter Parker is just trying to escape the chaos that disrupted his life when Mysterio made an appearance. He couldn't go back to his original universe after all he discovered, so he settled on a place that contained a missing Peter Parker - one who had died a few weeks before he stumbled upon this world. Life is going how he expected, and he's building a place for himself. Things go awry when he begins investigating a lead on Tombstone, and runs into a mercenary who knows about the others. Wade is the only one who knows what its like to lose someone you love, and finally he is someone Peter can talk to on those dim nights. One problem that haunts Peter is this: Wade was in love with another version of him, one who died and left behind a broken man, a broken man that Peter can't help but fall in love with as well.

    or;
    it all started with a gunshot wound, like all dark love stories do.

    (Peter is from the Noir universe, and Wade is just typical Wade)

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    Just two idiots falling in love.

     

    With a hint of sexy times

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    All I wanted was to contribute to WinterWidowHawkFest 2020.

    "You'll never get these idiots to fuck each other without my help," said Deadpool.

    Oh boy.

    (Warning: Contains Deadpool being Deadpool and obliteration of the fourth wall. Also Clint Barton, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff a ponicorn and, apparently, yours truly.)

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