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    Wade experiences a pleasant morning after a passionate first night with his favorite Spidey. And it's all just so perfect.

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    Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.

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    Peter’s internship at Octavius Labs was going great until Norman Osborn burst through the door and threatened their entire work. Meanwhile, Wade is tracking down the mysterious culprit behind a new mutant drug that could either cure a laundry list of dangerous diseases or infect the masses with a deadly plague. Can both Spiderman and Deadpool do what they have to or will their relationship be put through the wringer?

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    Peter is having a hard time juggling college and his duties as Spider-man. On one hand, he want to experience the college life, go to parties and maybe even lose his virginity. On the other hand, though, he wants to keep the city safe, uphold the Spider-man reputation and make sure the citizens are safe (even if he can't fight larger enemies, like he wants to). When he meets a sarcastic, quick-witted man in a similar suit who keeps getting touchier and touchier, will he let him have his way, or will he put his foot down and stand up for himself?

    Or: Wade Wilson starts to lose his mind after isolating himself for a few years. When he decides to join the real world again, he becomes infatuated with Spider-man, and decides to kidnap him.

    Most tags are foreshadowing for what is planned to happen in the story!

    For requests (kink, plot, ect), DM me on insta or comment! IG: @kurisurent

    (Title inspired by the song 'Who Hurt You?' by Daniel Caesar)

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    wade wilson loves mexican cuisine, david bowie, and peter parker (or the freckle-faced college student who couldn’t steer a bike to save his life).

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    Peter Parker always knew he had been given the short stick in life, and now was no exception. He faces drastic changes in his every day routine when Jonah Jameson lets him go, leaving his finances in a fast downward spiral. Sadly, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man soon finds himself without a bed, a home or even a phone. With his friends out of state, and his family all but deceased, Spidey has nowhere to go.

    Desperately he tries to get back on his feet, but a strange occurrence of violent crimes breaks out in the city and he finds himself right smack in the middle of it. Can he battle the elements, hunger, and the challenge of homelessness all while trying to save the world? Or will he finally meet his tragic end at the hands of this relentless organization?

    Luckily, someone is watching his back...or maybe just his fine ass.

    (OR)

    Wade finally finds something to spend his money on.

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    Yep, Wade is screwed.
    The stupid Spider just happens to be a little to interesting to kill.

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    Peter is a piss poor grad school student who meets Wade on the rooftop he studies when Wade is on a stake out. They inadvertently become friends when Wade keeps showing up on the rooftop, and Peter keeps studying up there. Meanwhile, Spiderman is bent on finding Deadpool after discovering he committed four gruesome murders in Columbia University. While Peter struggles with a broken relationship and balancing life, Wade starts falling for Peter. Hard.
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    The sensation feels like steam, fading away the more he attempts to grab. Leaving him only with an ache in his chest and his pants way too tight. Cockblocked by his own brain

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    Wade is the outcast - he suffers from hearing voices in his head that causes him to be practically shunned by students.

    One of his main bullies is Peter - who is just trying to fit in.

    What happens when boundaries are pushed too far and someone snaps?

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    Wade can make out his form on the ground now, just a few feet from him. Peter’s sprawled out, with one leg bent up, and an arm over his eyes, muttering to himself. “That’s a great way to get my ass kicked.”

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    Wade Wilson does not hide from people. That is not why he’s got himself jammed between an air conditioning unit and a roof shed. It’s for some other reason that he’ll think of later.

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    Instead the hero relaxes against him with a soft sigh. “Yeah okay.” He rolls his head back against Wade’s shoulder, asking a soft, “why not?”

     

    Alt Title - 'I wanna choke on your cock'

    Also suicide mention for just one line, cause Deadpool

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    In which Peter Parker is the new lab assistant at Stark Industries and a certain merc with a mouth wants his number. As for Peter, well, he's kinda new at this whole trying to seduce a red and black spandex wearing, katana-wielding gunslinger thing.

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    "Have you ever noticed how that cloud looks a bit like a rabbit eating its own foot?”

    May the fanfic gods help him, he’s in love with this man.

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    Wade wakes up from a suicide to the only person he doesn't want to know about it.

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    It has been a year since the Battle of New York, but while the city is recovering, mysterious sleepwalkers have been seen roaming the streets. Spider-man feels something is wrong but he seems to be the only one worried. His troubles only increase when Deadpool comes looking for some help. Their investigation takes them further than they expect, forcing them to face their own pasts. But will the bond forming between them help or hurt?

    [Set in the early MCU with comics-inspired Spider-Man and Deadpool]

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    “Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now?

    All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages.

    --

    When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked.

    Peter's life is really weird.

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    A growing relationship, an evolving crime group terrorizing mutants, and two superpowered teams that will not just leave well enough alone. What could go wrong?

     

    NOTE: In this story; Peter Parker has bipolar disorder and ADHD. Everything else is literally the same. Oh, and Clint is actually deaf. Hurrah.

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    Wade had always wondered so many things about Spidey, mostly wondering what Spidey’s dick looked like. Aside from that, his list of “Essential Things That I Need to Know About Spidey” (yes, he has a list, it’s on his phone) contains other important questions. Such as, his type of toothpaste, did he own an Apple Watch (they were gonna have problems if he does), sleeping position, blood type, if He’s circumcised, blah blah blah. you know the deal.

    And of course the ever growing wonder of what he looked like underneath the mask.

    So why the fuck is Wade covering his eyes right now?

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    Spidey is ready to tell Wade who he is, but Wade doesn’t know if he’s ready.

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