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    Help meee

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    When Peter Parker reveals his identity to Deadpool, both men struggle to work around this new dynamic. It doesn't help that the Tin Man known as Iron Man is sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong, thank you very much.

    Slow burn, eventual smut, chivalry, manly tears, and a little bit of hot sauce.

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    Alpha Wade Wilson ends up winning Omega Peter Parker from a fight. He takes Peter home and begins to fall for him. But they can't be together, because if they do Wade might end up killing Peter. He wouldn't do it on purpose, but if his 'joker' comes out he will have no control.

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    Wade's having a really bad night. Peter accidentally lends an ear.

    Un-beta'd.

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    Peter has his evening planned out and half a coffee left. He’s got this.

    A voice carries on the breeze.

    “Can you believe what they’re saying about Spider-Man? It’s fucking slander.” A teenager says to their friend, angrily crumpling a newspaper and throwing it into a trash can.

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    Spider-Man has enough problems. Peter Parker has even more and he doesn't need a certain odd mercenary stirring him up. It seems that being an Avenger isn't what it's cracked up to be, especially for a hormonal teen and not to mention, an omega.

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    “But … but you left.”

    “And I came back,” Peter says, trying to sound casual but he’s sure the worry and concern and panic at the fact that Wade still hasn’t stopped the gun must seep into his voice.

    “They said you wouldn’t.”

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    Peter Parker thought Adrian Toomes was the end of it for a little while. But no, he was dead wrong. In a series of an unfortunate chain of events, Peter gets kidnapped, by who the Avengers do not know. It's up to the team of elite superhumans to find Peter, and take him back. Although, they might need help from a few 'allies' once in a while . . .

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    “Peter!” He calls out, voice wobbling pathetically. Wade throws himself off the bed and on trembling legs he runs through the apartment. “Pete? Petey? Baby boy?”

    He isn’t there. Of course he’s not.

    Because Peter is dead.

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    In which Deadpool does questionable things, sometimes in the presence of questionable people.

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    Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.

    "Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.

    "Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.

    'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'

    Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"

    Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"

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    Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.

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    After Gwen`s death Peter didn`t think that he could cope with the loss, when suddenly a Merc with a Mouth make`s Peter happy for the first time since then. With a Intership at Stark Industries and a new Suit Peter thinks he can finally move on when Aunt May die`s from a heart attack. Still underage Peter is in need of an Guardian or he will be send to a Foster Home where it`s gonna be impossible to stay Spiderman. Tony offered to adopt Peter but he has to come out as Spiderman. Peter really just wants some Wade time.

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    Sequel to It’s Not Easy. Deadpool is on Leonard’s Earth and someone is going to have to come fetch him. Yes, obviously, Peter volunteers.

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    You always ruin things for yourself.

    No, he always ruins things. Plain and simple.

    And he can’t ruin Peter Parker, he just can’t. Because the world needs Spider-Man, and the world is infinitely more important than one lonely Wade Wilson.

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    Peter Parker is just trying to escape the chaos that disrupted his life when Mysterio made an appearance. He couldn't go back to his original universe after all he discovered, so he settled on a place that contained a missing Peter Parker - one who had died a few weeks before he stumbled upon this world. Life is going how he expected, and he's building a place for himself. Things go awry when he begins investigating a lead on Tombstone, and runs into a mercenary who knows about the others. Wade is the only one who knows what its like to lose someone you love, and finally he is someone Peter can talk to on those dim nights. One problem that haunts Peter is this: Wade was in love with another version of him, one who died and left behind a broken man, a broken man that Peter can't help but fall in love with as well.

    or;
    it all started with a gunshot wound, like all dark love stories do.

    (Peter is from the Noir universe, and Wade is just typical Wade)

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    So, really, he doesn’t hate the job itself. He hates the dirt, the entitled people who visit his work, he hates the environment. But he can’t hate the job itself. Because he needs the job - it enables him to keep being Spider-Man on the side, and make a living during work.

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    The mandatory stripper fic every fandom needs.

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    Wade dreams of umbrellas, rain, leather, and dat shiny bubble booty.

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    It all started with a few shots.

    ...

    Ok, so maybe more than a few shots.

    But what would happen if your friend challenge you to go up to the first person who walks into the bar and ask him or her out, while drunk?

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    “You know, I have a question for you pretty boy.”

    Bill stares at the other male curiously, “Wuh-what’s that Richie?”

    “How come when you’re in you’re in your super tight suit—which you definitely copied from me but since it’s you, I’ll let it slide—and your fine ass is swinging from building to building and fighting other morons; why don’t you stutter when you’re kicking ass?”

    “B-b-beep beep Richie!”

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    An AU fic in which Bill is Spiderman and Richie is Deadpool; the Merc with the Mouth.

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