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it's okay not to be okay by Setkia
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Jul 2018
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In which Peter Parker is the new lab assistant at Stark Industries and a certain merc with a mouth wants his number. As for Peter, well, he's kinda new at this whole trying to seduce a red and black spandex wearing, katana-wielding gunslinger thing.
“Do that too much, and they’ll get stuck like that. No, they won’t. That’s just a bullshit thing parents say so you don’t win sass battles. I think that’s what parents say at least, never had any. Well, I mean, I did, cause duh, I exist, and storks are bullshit. But parents. Yeah, I kind of burnt mine to the ground. Anyway, point is, roll your eyes as much as you like. They’re real pretty.”
Peter frowns. “They’re brown.”
Okay, wow. Out of everything Wade’s said, he’s pretty sure that’s not the most important thing to get caught up over.
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Attack of the Blatherskites by parkerz
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel 616
13 Jul 2018
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What does Deadpool do when not stalking his bro Spider-man? Why, avoiding a Peter Parker-shaped shadow, of course.
In which an annoying kid moves in down the hall from Wade and Wade cannot, for the life of him, figure out why he’s suddenly invaded his life.
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Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.
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Someone's Been Sneaking into Petey’s New Apartment by EZChase
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
09 Jul 2018
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In which Wade feels like he’s no good so he stays away from Peter as much as he’s capable of. Then Peter drunkenly calls him one night, and Wade can no longer avoid seeing his Baby Boy. Hijinks ensue as Wade uses Peter’s apartment as a hideout and tries to subtly take care of Peter at the same time. Both these boys are idiots—but they’re idiots in love.
I recently read a fic where Deadpool had broken into Peter’s apartment to take care of him. And there’s a lot of fics where Deadpool breaks into Spidey’s apartment just to have a place to rest and heal. I kind of love the imagery of Peter being shit at taking care of himself, not only because he lacks the means to do so, but also because he runs himself ragged on a regular basis trying to make ends meet (and also, he’s yet to figure out how to adult). So, it struck me, why not have our favorite Pool-boy, knowing that Spidey’s apartment is relatively safe, use his apartment as a sort of safe house and also subtly take care of him while he’s at it.
I hope you lovelies enjoy!
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Wade Wilson and Piotr Rasputin are drinking buddies with to many problems to count. Piotr found out his wife of 5 years, Kitty, has fallen in love with a woman, Rogue, and wants to leave him for her. For wade, in between having the majority of his body being burned, having his daughter taken away, and being out a job the guy just can't catch a break.
One night the two have hot drunken sex and find that it's a great way to deal with life's pain.
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Curiosity by Silvergray1358
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
06 Jul 2018
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By accident, Peter stumbles across Wade’s collection of sex toys but will the young spider’s curiosity land him with more than he initially bargained for? A PWP fanfic that can be be read apart from the series.
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- Part 4 of Screw Them, I Love You
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You're worth the wait by LadySt0rm
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Jul 2018
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When Peter gets hit by sex pollen, Wade resorts to drastic measures in order not to take advantage.
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- Part 1 of Worth (Spideypool)
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I'm not worthy of you by LadySt0rm
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Jul 2018
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After an argument with Peter, Wade commits suicide. And gets relationship advice from a most unlikely source. Which he promptly tries his best to follow.
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- Part 4 of Worth (Spideypool)
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Lord of Thorns (Beauty and the Beast AU) by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Jun 2018
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Once upon a time a beautiful Prince lived in a shining castle, given anything he could ever want. But the Prince was vain, cruel, and when he turns away an old woman seeking shelter, she reveals herself as an enchantress and curses him.
The beautiful flowers inked on his skin disappear, replaced with horrible black thorns that grow higher every day. "Find the Rose that can bloom among your Thorns, learn to love, and your curse will be lifted." she tells him, but the Prince doesn't know HOW to love, and stripped of his beauty and pride, he resigns himself to life as a monster.
Peter knows there is more to life than what his village holds, and when things go terribly wrong, he runs away. Lost in wintery woods, Peter finds a dark castle, and a mysterious Prince who stays in the shadows, a hood and cloak covering his skin.
In a tale as old as time, between awkward dinners, snow ball fights, reading in the library, and dancing, the Cursed Prince, and the beautiful boy fall in love.
But when Peter leaves, the Prince's heart is broken, and he gives in to his curse.
Is Wade doomed to be a beast forever? Or will Peter come back, and bloom with a Rose that can save him?(re-editing!)
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I Left My Body in a Sea of People by junkiebeannie
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Avengers (Comics)
27 Jun 2018
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After a movie-worthy (no, seriously, see 'Spiderman: A Tale of Survival' this fall) shark attack, Peter Parker struggles with the loss of his left arm and the international fame thrust upon him. His favorite coping mechanism has recently been his amputee support group; admittedly because of the ruggedly handsome Wade Wilson, who lost his leg in a freak accident at a water park, earning him the moniker “Deadpool”. They discover they understand each other more than anybody else, and love ensues.
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Bring Me A Dream by mevernind (Razapaz)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2018
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The Master of Death was not prepared for this.
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What Peter Wants by ShadTastic
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
24 Jun 2018
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Wade never thought he'd gain anything from blowing his brains out for the thousandth time. But, when he awoke to find himself able to read Spider-Man's thoughts, he began to think about it differently.
"Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc batted his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see.
"Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary,soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.
'What kind of weirdo is my best friend?'
Deadpool gasped, squealing like a school girl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"
Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"
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Peter refused to acknowledge he brought this situation on himself when he told Wade his address, for, quote: 'emergencies, in the likes of S.H.I.E.L.D finding out his current location, or a zombie invasion'.
Wade's dismembered arm bleeding onto his fifteen-dollar IKEA rug was not what he would call an emergency. Or sanitary. -
Dissonance by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jun 2018
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(FIC UNDER REVISION; DON’T MIND THE TEMPORARY POV DISCREPANCIES)
The shots ring closer to him, and the figure above him ducks his head in the crook of Peter’s shoulder, using his forearms to cover hishead, his body straddling Peter’s tightly. He resists the urge to use his strength and push the larger man off, partly because, if he didn't know better, these assassins were trying to shoot at him.
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Superhero Discount by airebellah
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Jun 2018
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When Peter accidentally falls asleep in the back of a taxi, still masked, he has his first (unfortunate) encounter with a mercenary named Deadpool.
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You're worth a thousand words by LadySt0rm
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Jun 2018
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In which Wade is a good boyfriend and tries to solve Peter's problem with sex.
Slightly kinky sex.
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- Part 3 of Worth (Spideypool)
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But Who Are You? by Silvergray1358
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
16 Jun 2018
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Things are changing for Spiderman and Deadpool; moving in together, revealing their relationship, and attempting to take their sex-life to home base, you dig? It'd be stressful enough, except there's a new executioner in the streets and the evidence is pointing right towards everyone's favorite Merc With A Mouth. Featuring: Mystery Villain of the Week, A Damsel in Distress, An Unexpected Team-Up, and your Classic Love Story.
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- Part 3 of Screw Them, I Love You
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I Got That Love Medicinal by sundayrain26
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
13 Jun 2018
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He'd been singing the same damn song all day. He really didn't need Wade humming it around his dick.
Happy Pride Month! ;)
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If it's you, it's worth it by LadySt0rm
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Jun 2018
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When Peter wants to have sex, Wade does not inform him that he finds touch painful that day. He chooses to suffer through painful sex just because it's Peter.
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- Part 2 of Worth (Spideypool)
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That One Omega by NothingToLose
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (2016) RPF, Spider-Man - Fandom
06 Jun 2018
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Alpha Wade Wilson ends up winning Omega Peter Parker from a fight. He takes Peter home and begins to fall for him. But they can't be together, because if they do Wade might end up killing Peter. He wouldn't do it on purpose, but if his 'joker' comes out he will have no control.