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    Dazai rejects a confession by claiming that he's been courting someone for a long time already.

    Chuuya would like to meet that person so he can challenge them to a fight. Because they must be really wise and powerful to be able to resist Dazai for so long. He's not jealous at all!

    [or: gakuen dachuu, with chuuya oblivious to his own jealousy]
    [based on these two arts by ecru-nim! ♥♥]

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    Dazai’s enemies hire someone to investigate his schedule, so they can formulate a plan to assassinate him. This person then discovers that Dazai is keeping an innocent civilian as a… pet? a boytoy?

    So, once the assassination plan is underway, he sneaks in to save Chuuya from his cage… Turns out, it’s absolutely unnecessary.

    [PM Boss Dazai x Poet Chuuya AU. Outsider POV.]

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    Chuuya is acting very strange: huddling on the ceiling with his Ability flaring out and forming a gravity shield around him, so there’s nobody who can approach him. Port Mafia has no choice but to contact Dazai for help.

    Dazai happily obliges. It's all according to plan.

    [or: dazai causes chuuya to get sick, so he can go and nurse him back to health]

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    Dazai’s lugged out of his own head by the faint sound of sneakers squeaking against the railing of the top floor of the parking lot coupled with Chuuya’s shout of I’m gonna jump! Catch me, okay?

    in which Chuuya was brought into the mafia due to his combat skills instead of For The Tainted Sorrow, and a week after his integration, he discovers his ability — making Dazai look like a fool, and a helpless victim.
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    To prevent war from breaking out—due to people fighting on who gets to have Prince Chuuya’s hand in marriage, and then said people getting beaten back to their countries by the angry prince—they’ve decided that an arranged marriage should do the trick.

    Prince Chuuya is just angrier than ever at meeting his supposed match.

    [ABO x Royalty x Arranged Marriage AU]

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    275
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    24
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    1965
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    Formerly: To be a 90 year old teenaged Ambassador of Hades
    It was meant to be a simple job. Kill the kid, probably anger a powerfully rich organisation, hand the corpse over to Mori, and never think of it again. But things can't always be that simple, can they?
    He stared down at the boy in shock, his pupils shivering, "H-How are you still alive?"
    The boy, Nico -no, he couldn't be, he just couldn't!- looked at him, "Oh, it's you. This is kinda awkward."
    Dazai reached for his gun, eyeing the kid who's bleeding corpse he's stuffed into a trunk just weeks ago, "Answers. Now."
    He doesn't know what he's expecting, but a whole new world is definitely not on that list.
    (And was anyone gonna tell him that Odasaku was in on it this whole time, or was he meant to find out himself?)

    Or: If he was asked to pinpoint the exact moment his life really went off the rails, Dazai Osamu would probably decide that that would be the day he first caught sight of the mysterious person that he would come to know as the Ambassador of the Underworld.
    Translated into русский! By the lovely Anly!

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    47/?
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    Dazai plants himself in enemy territory, to test Chuuya’s loyalty. Chuuya thinks that it’s useless and tests nothing but his patience.

    [or: after a week of cold war, Dazai and Chuuya reconcile. a lot of ‘collateral damage’ is had.]

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    “My name is Dazai Osamu and I will be the one watching over you for the foreseeable future.”

    And just when Chuuya thought that things couldn’t get worse, they did.

    “Don’t say it like that,” he growled, “I can protect myself just fine without you.”

    Dazai hummed thoughtfully, “Maybe so, but better safe than your severed head being found in a dumpster somewhere, correct?"

    Well shit.

    Or

    Chuuya's life is thrown for a curve when suddenly he has a target on his back for a recent scientific breakthrough. His boss assigns a Bodyguard, and of course, he gets the most annoying one out there who refuses to leave him and his cat alone.

    Dazai is a constant thorn in his side, so it's only natural that Chuuya would fall in love with him.

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    5/?
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    Chuuya needs help and Dazai is pining.

    (or, Chuuya doesn't how to ask for Dazai's help because it's too embarrassing so he makes fun of Dazai's middle school phases.)

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    It's been a year since Dazai left. It's been a shit day, and the last thing Chuuya wants to deal with is his past sitting on his couch.

    But his partner never really did care about what Chuuya wanted to deal with, did he?

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    “Ahh, I hate it so much… Why am I stuck in such a healthy relationship where there’s someone making sure I eat three full meals per day?”

    Atsushi can only blink and hesitantly ask, “Um… Isn’t that supposed to be the goal?”

    “Of course not!” The brown nest wiggles on the tabletop. “I only entered into a relationship with such a stupid little man because I wanted to prove to him that he’s the worst kind of boyfriend!”

    [or: A drunk Dazai ""complains"" to his coworkers about being ""stuck"" in a perfect, healthy, loving relationship with Chuuya. His coworkers are also complaining about being stuck listening to this nonsense.]

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    Dazai thought he'd surprise Chuuya with his new outfit. He might get a little more than he bargained for. Chuuya isn't sorry at all.

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    A SKK Seven Deadly Sins au where the royal sin of Sloth falls in love with the Wrath sin. And they’re demons too.

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    Port Mafia Boss Dazai is begged by Sheep members to marry one of their own in order to keep their organization afloat. Dazai agrees, because he plans on annihilating them anyway. Dazai's plan changes once he sees just who he's getting married to.

    [CH3 added Oct 4, 2021 - dazai insists that chuuya sits on his lap while he snipes their enemies]
    [in Vietnamese!]

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    187
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    The night Dazai left the Mafia, but my version of it. Author guarantees a happy ending.

    Now has a sequel called flashback!!

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    In an effort to lessen the risks they take—plus, to stop Dazai from being so lazy—they have a bet of “whoever recovers faster gets to do whatever they want to the other”.

    Chuuya sneaks into the infirmary room to claim his prize.

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    Sometimes, a family is made of: an overprotective older sister, a hikikomori foreign agent, a cool grandpa, a respectable boss, a princess in love with sweets, a gloomy pair of siblings, and a shitty mackerel. All spinning around the red sun.

    [or: Five times Verlaine & Kouyou & the entire Port Mafia tried to stop Chuuya from getting wooed by Dazai.]
    [also: BSD fic #596, yay!]

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    28
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    2033
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    There are rumours of black fires and sightings of the Port Mafia's old boss all over Suribachi City. Chuuya needs to get to the bottom of this...but then, there's this dark-haired boy who has come out of nowhere.

    A different first meeting, and a different ending.

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    MORI: I am THIS CLOSE to cancelling our alliance. I have dealt with the ADA for so long for one reason and one reason alone. You’re on thin ice

    FUKUZAWA.Y. ADA: Apologies, Mori-sensei. It won’t happen again. This alliance is paramount, and I am truly sorry if my actions put it in jeopardy.

    MORI: I wanted ONE THING from the ADA. Just ONE
    MORI: A HUSBAND for my son
    MORI: And you’re RUINING it, coward
    MORI: Come fight me like a man
    MORI: I’m going to be their favourite parent and preferred grandparent. Just you wait and see. I’m going to make those kids love me so much and turn them against you. They won’t even know the name ‘grandpa yukichi’.
    MORI: GRANDPA PGAI SUPREMACY

    MORI: I sent those texts in a drunken rage. However, unlike the coward you clearly are, I stand by everything I said last night. See you in court.

    OR

    Mori sues Fukuzawa for the ADA's part in dissolving double black.

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    4/?
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    157
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    23
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    1741
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    He kept coming back. But that’s not how this whole thing was supposed to go. It was supposed to be out, out brief candle. Not having that candle turn into a forest fire that engulfed all previous senses. And now Dazai was the poor player still strutting on the stage, being dragged by strings this time by a new passion and pain. If his life were such a show, the playwright or bard would see that his was far too grueling to keep him living. They’d swiftly put him out of his pain and the audience would be satisfied and feel something Dazai would never be able to reach. But this wasn’t a play. This was a coffee shop.

    Part-time barista, full-time suicide enthusiast Dazai is miffed when an unfairly attractive hothead of a stranger not only stops his suicide attempt but is now a regular at his workplace. It's made even worse that his presence is just making it difficult for Dazai to actually get to it.

    aka Dazai's annoyed by the fact that Chuuya's giving him a reason to stay alive when all he wants is to die. But does he really?

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    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    181
    Kudos:
    384
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    7944

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