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    Holy shit you guys, I know Dave's never gonna publish this but I absolutely had to. I found it in his diary under his bed. He'll probably be pissed with me but damn, he should get into Mills and Boon or some shit. Off the record, though, this all happened. Pretty much.
    - John.

    P.S. Okay, I might have posted this when I was drunk. Sue me. Fuck it, I mean, I'm happy now, which is pretty fucking great. Just read it, and remember that Dave tends to understate my sick karate skills.

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    For once in their lives, John and Dave are both single on Valentine’s Day. And thus ends the longest game of Gay Chicken in history.

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    Billy Hitchcock is dead. John has already started hearing rumours about how.

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    A mixed up, mashed up version of John Dies at the End with characters loosely based off of my favorite drag queens. The story line will also be loose and going to be a mix up the book and movie.

     

    Trixie's life has been a series of downs and way downs but meeting Katya has been the only up she has ever seen. The two are best friends that brave the dullness of the small town of [Undisclosed] until Katya experiments with a drug that turns everything upside down. Trixie is now tasked with having to save the world, save the universe, and save her best friend.

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    Basically a re-telling of the beginning of "This Book is Full of Spiders" except Dave's court appointed therapist is Hannibal Lecter and there are no spiders... just Hannibal.

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    Literally one scene I wrote for what was supposed to be a larger fic, but I had no idea where to go with it, so this is all it's gonna be. Because of that I don't elaborate on what Dave and John's costumes are, John is Duke Nukem and Dave is Jason Voorhees.

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    Wrote this for a JDatE fandom week thing on Tumblr, exploring the theme of self-sacrifice, but in a totally not dramatic or emotional way.

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    A fairly nonsensical story trying to have fun with some alternate universe/time travel stuff because Soy Sauce that ends pretty disappointingly (You're warned, the ending sucks).

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    Dave comes home from work and finds a very familiar-looking dog in his trailer.

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    John and Dave are bored. So when John suggests that they go through a dimensional rip to have some fun and maybe save a world or something, it sounds like a great idea. They find themselves in a world where magic don't work like it used to at home, and there's a bunch of really angry witches in the middle of a territorial dispute and a succession intrigue. Can John and Dave broker peace between the vodouns and the witches and sort out the tangled mess of Supreme succession? Do they even want to? And why is this disembodied head so goddam racist? Expect spoilers for AHS Coven.

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    Collection of short ideas for the show that I come across. Will be exploring different ships because I just can't pick one. I literally cannot pick one.

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    Collection of short ideas for the show that I come across. Will be exploring different ships because I just can't pick one. I literally cannot pick one.

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    Collection of short ideas for the show that I come across. Will be exploring different ships because I just can't pick one. I literally cannot pick one.

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    John helps Dave get over John’s death.

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    Чувак, я даже и не знаю каким образом у тебя рубашка сползла до самых локтей...

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    John calls Dave one night in a low-key panic. Don't worry, the situation isn't that bad.

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    бухой Дэйв и как же без смеха во время секса?

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    It's never good to leave David alone with his thoughts.

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    John Cheese saved my fucking life.

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    Dave’s mission, should he choose to accept it, is to convince John’s teenage self to befriend his own teenage self in the past, because if they’re never friends, they’ll never save the world together, and so they’ll all cease to exist. Problem is, Dave can’t think of any compelling reasons why teenage John should want to befriend him.

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    25
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