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    Patrick doesn’t drink coffee. He prefers tea nine days out of ten, but every once in a while he’ll say something to David like, “Ugh, I just can’t wake up today,” or “I’m going to make coffee tomorrow, early day!” and then the next thing David knows, he’s married to a whole different person.

    Or 5 times Patrick has coffee, +1 time he doesn't.

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    David knows this line of work isn’t for everyone, and it isn’t even something some people are willing to talk or think about. And he knows that’s part of why he loves it. Ever since the first afternoon he’d walked into the mortuary, armed with a case of discount makeup and a healthy fear of what he was about to see, he’d been surprised at how well the funeral industry suited him.

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    Everything is the same except David can see ghosts. Pre, during, and post-canon.

    Content warnings for a variety of different illnesses that lead to death, including cancer, stroke, and heart attack. Mind the tags.

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    An alternate look at David's journey from getting dumped by Sebastien, partying himself into the ground, learning to love himself and letting himself be really loved by someone else.

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    It’s a rainy Sunday afternoon. Patrick has sent David home while he completes all of the closing tasks at the store, as he usually does on slow days. There’s no need to both stay back and mind the shop when it’s not busy, his husband had said.

    Despite it being late October, there’s still a pleasant crispness to the air, so David has the window in their bedroom cracked just a little. The sound of the rain droplets hitting the window pane complement the Divas mix he has playing off Spotify surprisingly well.

    Lying in bed, David finds he’s had enough scrolling of Instagram and Twitter, finding nothing interesting enough to hold his attention at the moment. He glances around the room and sees two overflowing hampers near the bathroom. Apparently it’s been a while since either of them have gotten around to doing the laundry lately.

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    After a big day for David & Patrick, Stevie seems to walk in on something more than just their scheduled movie nights, and leaves feeling a little lonely.

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    This is a fluffy short about love and coming out and the color blue. It's set at the end of David & Patrick's conversation in "Meet the Parents." After Patrick admits he hasn't come out to his parents or told them about his relationship with David - this.

    Podfic of Brewer Blue by Lisamc21.
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    “Something I can help you with, David?”

    David hesitates, playing with the sleeve of Patrick’s t-shirt.

    “Can you read that to me?”

    Patrick eyes him, puzzled.

    “It’s the sports section, David.”

    David sighs, flopping his hands in his lap.

    “I know it’s a dumb idea, you don’t have to, I just thought it might…help. With the, you know. Not sleeping.”

    David can't sleep. Patrick helps.

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    David Rose remembers everything. You wouldn’t think that about him, but he does. He collects the big moments and the tiny details and keeps them forever.

     

    David remembers certain moments across his and Patrick's relationship.

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    When Patrick warned David that people could see him outside of the store during his "Olive Branch" moment, Jocelyn was the people he was talking about, causing a bit of introspective softness from our favorite Schitt mom.

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    “I think that’s the exact opposite of Sleeping Beauty,” he said, but he kissed David anyway.

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    The Moulin Rouge was the height of underworld entertainment for the rich and powerful of Paris, a place to escape the everyday and be plunged into a world of lust and thirst. Men wore their finest black tailcoat tuxedos; women like Stevie were adorned in suits or dresses with plunging necklines.

     

    The dance hall swirled with scantily clad entertainers bedecked in jewelry, boas and far more makeup than necessary. It was a riot of colors and fabrics. Entering the hall, we were hit with a wall of music that took my breath away. Stevie gave me a knowing smirk and offered me her arm in escort. The look she gave me said, “You’ll get used to it, move along.” She breezed through the crowd until the five of us were seated in a private box, perfect for watching the show. Champagne and absinthe flowed like fountains, inviting us to give in to our most worldly desires.

     

    “Stevie, are you sure this will work?”

     

    She gazed casually out at the dance floor before turning to me, “No.”

     

    -or-

    The extremely self-indulgent Moulin Rouge AU that *some* of you asked for.

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    It didn’t matter what happened in the in between, Rachel was always right where Patrick left her. Because he always came back. It didn’t matter what other girls he dated, Patrick always came back to Rachel, who was always waiting.

    Rachel would have never anticipated David Rose.

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    Clint remembered the phone call well, when Patrick had asked them both to listen in while he explained that he wasn’t sure he could get away with the store as busy as it was. While he and Marcy were both happy to hear that the store was thriving, they were definitely disappointed to hear that, for the first time in his 29 years, Patrick wouldn’t be home for the holidays.

    Marcy, of course, immediately set forth to rectifying the situation with what seemed, to her anyway, like the obvious answer -- if Patrick couldn’t come to them, they’d go to him.

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    The Brewers decide surprise their son in Schitt's Creek -- and end up getting a surprise of their own.

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    Five times Patrick needed some help and one time David did. It's nice to have someone around, huh?

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    Patrick: I just picked up your dry cleaning in Elmdale
    David: thanks for doing that
    Patrick: And I picked up two frosted cinnamon buns, a double chocolate brownie and a cherry clafoutis for you at the bakery on my way back to town.
    David: ooh, the good one by the orchards and the gas station?
    Patrick: Of course.

    A fluffy snippet from Patrick's text log.

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    David loves all things sweet and Patrick!!

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    A drabble collection of David and Patrick's story, from David's days in New York City to happily married.

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    He's pissed off about the whole thing and hated that Patrick had the audacity to be such a helpful husband, getting him ice and ibuprofen the second they made it into the living room.

    It was a week before Christmas and David insisted they have garland hung up on the pergola in the backyard, but refused to use the step ladder. Mainly because it was in their janky little shed and he didn't like the dead bugs everywhere, but he'd never tell Patrick that.

    It was all going fine until he made it to the southeast corner. His jump and hook method had been working until he hit a patch of ice, rolled his ankle fully and hit his hip on the way down.

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    Patrick had never really thought about the clothes he wore. They were clothes. He put them on. But then, there were so many things he just did without thinking about them. Almost marrying a woman, for example.

    If he had never taken a risk, Patrick wouldn’t have the life he had now. As he looked around at his closet he thought; maybe it’s time to take another one.

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