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Two very attractive men meet in a bar... the air around them heats up... you know what's going down 😉
Kinktober Day 9: Mutual Masturbation (ch1)
Kinktober Day 10: Dry Humping (ch2)***Now updated with Part 2 (Chapter 2) 🥳
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- Part 9 of Get that Kinktober, fam!
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"You’re here.”
“Mm, I am, and I have wine.”
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It takes Patrick years to realize he's in love with his best friend.
David's willing to wait however long it takes for him to catch up.Series
- Part 1 of obvious to everyone but you
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"David, are you trying to have a Notebook moment with me?"
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- Part 24 of Flufftober 2021
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Your body's poetry, move your body for me by Poutini for vanillahigh00
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
24 Oct 2021
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The nonchalance with which Patrick asks “have you been holding back when your dick is in my mouth?” makes David choke on his french fry.
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Something unexpected rocks the Rose family following Moira's return from Bosnia.
**Story is nearly completed but will be updated as I am able!**
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Alright you know the drill. Just a bunch of porny snippets because 'tis the season. Happy Kinktober, fam!
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Patrick has a crush on TV weatherman. David finds it amusing and has fun with it.
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“Patrick Brewer, huh?” Stevie interrupts when David is explaining where he was after school yesterday.
“I don’t like what your eyebrows are doing,” David says.
Stevie blinks innocently. “What are they doing, David?”
“This is not a suggestive-eyebrows kind of situation, let’s get that straight. He’s not my type.”
“Hmm,” Stevie says.Or, David needs a math tutor. Patrick is really good at math.
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Alexis gets a DM from a random claiming to have a box of the Roses belongings. David decides to figure out whether the person is a creeper or a creeper with some of his stuff from when they lost everything. But, really, it's just Patrick being earnest AF. Teasing, banter, Instagram DMing, and flirting ensue.
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Two weeks after David and Patrick finally express their feelings for one another, Stevie decides to make her return to their regularly scheduled movie night. Patrick doesn’t know how he will keep his hands off of David, but...he’ll try his best. Oh, yeah! And Stevie doesn’t know that David and Patrick are in a...um...that they’re a thing. This should be interesting...
Part 2 of Movie Night. You don't necessarily have to read part 1, but...you might as well 😀
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- Part 2 of Movie Night
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Stretchers appeared, the paramedics loading them up like a matching set. He remembered teasing David about their matching toques that morning. He liked that matching look better. The ride to the hospital was brutal, too bright, and too loud, as the headache overtook his senses.
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Daily updates in this Whumptober 2021 prompt fill. Characters and tags will be added as they appear in the story.
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David realises he's not alone when a bout of depression strikes. Patrick realises there are things he doesn't have to go through alone either.
(Set mid season five)
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A powerful witch, David Rose, has resigned himself to loneliness in the rural town called Schitt’s Creek.
A human familiar, Patrick Brewer, leaves everything he’s ever known to find him.
David will live and die alone, and he won’t allow Patrick to feel obligated to spend his life with him as his familiar. But Samhain is a time for change, when walls come down and borders grow thin.
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(Basically a witchy soulmate AU)
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Very loosely inspired by the book: A Little Familiar by R. Cooper
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A series of unfortunate events at David's gallery brings over the cute construction worker next door. Sparks fly.
“The doves were supposed to be paper!” David found himself shouting, not for the first time that morning. Merlin had said life-like, not live, but he’d had the window open and maybe he’d misheard. No. “Folded paper and wire. Not feathers and bird bones and beaks, oh my god.” Another errant dove dive-bombed his hair and he shrieked, flailing his arms. None of his employees did so much as raise an eyebrow. “This isn’t performance art, you imbeciles!”
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a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.
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David and Patrick navigate their relationship in an AU where Clint, Marcy, and Rachel have known from the start
Or: Scenes after my heart was broke, my head was sore (by the incomparable blueink3)
TW: Strong language
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David sees there’s only one baguette in the basket, and thanks his lucky stars he’s in the right place at the right time. But as he reaches for it, a hand skims his own and beats him to the fresh loaf.
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Once David's retrieved the two suitcases that carry his only remaining belongings, the driver shifts into reverse and backs away, leaving David alone with the house that has literally haunted his dreams since he was a kid.
He’d expected it to be less imposing now. That’s what Dr. Lee had told him, during one of their last sessions at the center. Everything looks big when you’re small, right? A bunch of bricks can’t possibly be as scary as he described. Standing here now, though, David can confidently say that Hill House is just as intimidating now as it was back then — maybe even more so, now that he knows what waits for him inside. It towers over him, blocking the light from the sun and covering him in shadow. If that isn’t a metaphor for something, he doesn’t know what is.
As he stands, frozen, the porch light begins to flicker slowly — on, off, on, off. It’s with a sharp ache in his chest that David remembers Adelina’s rule. He can hear her voice in his head saying, “Porchlight means it’s time to come home.”
Well, he’s home.
OR: A ghost story loosely inspired by The Haunting of Hill House.
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Part 2 of “Miracles Don't Take Reservations”.
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- Part 3 of Miracles Don’t Take Reservations
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“Nope, you’re late.”
David’s head reared back at the voice of Ms. Lee, the strict Technology Arts and Woodshop teacher who oversaw the Pride Alliance Club, as she tried to close the door in both of their faces.
“Hi, hello. I’m Patrick and I am new,” said the other guy with a gulp, Ms. Lee’s glare enough to make him pink up in embarrassment as he awkwardly held out his hand to shake before pulling it back.
“Uh, and I had to come from the art wing. And where is Mr. Butani?” David questioned. Ms. Lee had been a silent support to David when he and his sister first arrived, but David knew she took no bullshit and wasn’t going to let him off easy in front of the new student.
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A David/Patrick High School AU Meet Cute