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    My truth is that I’m damaged goods and this has really messed things up for me.

     


    Patrick can’t stop hearing the pain in David’s voice and seeing the hurt on his face when he’d said those words to him. He hates that he was the cause of that pain, when he’d sworn to himself that he wouldn’t become one of David’s sad stories, one of his reasons for keeping his walls so high.

     
    Or, what Patrick did, after the barbecue.

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    Canon adjacent AU where you only see in black and white until you meet your soulmate.

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    “Put away that Care Bear stare, Patrick.”
    “Care Bears? Really David?”
    “Shut up. Just stop doing that with your face, you know I can’t say no. I’ll stay. But don’t look at me.”

    aka

    David Rose isn't a good patient, but the Brewers do what the Brewers do best.

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    What if Moira was the one who took the pregnancy test (not Jocelyn)?

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    Patrick has just broken off his engagement with Rachel and moved to Schitt's Creek. They were great as friends but any time their relationship progressed, instead of becoming closer they grew further apart.
    Thankfully, he came across an ad looking for a part-time mechanic at Bob's Garage. It had been so long since he had to opportunity to work on cars. He found himself actually excited about the chance to do something different, if even for a short time.
    Patrick figured he'd be able to do a couple months in Schitt's Creek, get himself sorted out and move on.
    But that was before he towed a car belonging to one David Rose, a man who caused Patrick to reassess what it is that he actually wants.

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    A group of hyper-religious, homophobic protesters on campus ruins David's post-lunch good mood and he sends a half-joking message to the LGBTQ+ Discord server about staging a counterprotest. Constant lurker Patrick comes running.

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    The thing is, that even after dating Patrick for 645 days, David still doesn’t know how relationships work. A coda to Rock On.

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    Patrick had watched Ray go on plenty of first dates over the years. He approached them with the same enthusiasm he gave a new business venture. Patrick can remember sitting next to Ray on the floral couch in his early days with David. The three of them enjoying Rom-Coms and ice cream. Ray and David had ranked the grand gesture scenes each time. Patrick recognized the unnamed longing and been happy to fill the role for David. He’d never stopped to think that his boss/landlord turned friend was still looking for someone to do the same.

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    Love is in the air at the Third Annual Schitt's Creek Singles Week-will Ray finally be lucky in love?

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    Things get heated when David decides to go tanning and catches Patrick doing some yard work at the cottage. They take full advantage of their lack of neighbors to put on a show for each other in the privacy of their backyard and on their front deck.

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    Prompt: Patrick thought their sex life was pretty great, once he got his own apartment and they had the privacy they needed, but it turns out being able to call each other "husband" and being 20 minutes away from the nearest neighbor has benefits he and David couldn't have imagined.

    A selective summary of Patrick and David's first two weeks in their cottage. For 7x12: The Spark.

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    Patrick visits his favorite audio erotica website and hears a familiar voice

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    Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie.

    If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.

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    David and Patrick share a dance after the wedding.

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    I’m basically using Eli McCann’s Tweets as David and Patrick prompts. NOT A WIP - will be updated as I have time to troll his old tweets and write a short moment or two.

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    Series
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    Welcome to Big Brother! 16 contestants must compete against each other for a chance to win $500,000 in a house wired with cameras and microphones, capturing their every move for a TV and Internet audience. The twist? They all already know someone else in the house; exes, family members, old friends, enemies. Who will make it to the end?

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    Collection of small tidbits (hence the title) I've written about David and Patrick. Some previously posted on Tumblr.

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    David and Stevie have the biggest fight of their friendship. Neither of them is used to having a best friend, and they don't know how to fix it or cope. Patrick and Twyla help out.

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    The first time David uses the word 'queer' to refer to him, it brings Patrick up short.

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    Patrick tries to do something nice for David. It backfires on him.

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