1 - 20 of 167 Works in David Posner

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Sheffield-specific snapshots of childhood friends consuming a lot of sugar, overthinking life and failing at heterosexuality.
    In this house we love and cherish these boys; poetry; Yorkshire as a concept; etymology; the Cure; affectionate friendships; and the British working class.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    153
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Posner has a problem and Dakin wants to help... and won't take no for an answer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,107
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    129
  3. Tags
    Summary

    "Just let me show you this app. If you hate it, delete it as soon as you get home. Indulge me, Scrippsy.”
    -
    Unsatisfied with his friend's lack of suitors, Dakin sets a reluctant Scripps up on Tinder.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,407
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    227
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Michelle Dakin wants to steal a car. Specifically, Crowther's car. And she'll take Posner home, too, but only if Scripps agrees to one request.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,592
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    124
  5. Tags
    Summary

    It starts with a kiss, with Posner drunk and bemoaning his eternal virginity at the cruel and uncaring hands of Dakin.

    Originally written in 2010 for Porn Battle IX (and with very little sex in it)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,018
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    191
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Whenever Pos needs someone to help him through, Scripps is always there. And really, it's hard to say no this time when he's crying down the phone.

    teeny fic thats loosely based on 'orthodox man' by blaenavon (this is separate to To Be With You and BYT)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    436
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    122
  7. Tags
    Summary

    I know it's not Christmas anymore, but I didn't manage to get this finished in time so HERE IT IS in January! This is just super fluffy romantic/family Christmas fun, in which David spends Christmas with the Scripps', and Don finally comes out to his parents. Very minor content warnings for mentions of depression, suicide attempt and medication (all only mentioned very briefly in one paragraph), as well as a reference to HIV/AIDS, a couple of sex references, and some slight parental confusion about the concept of bisexuality. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    206
  8. Tags
    Summary

    In which Irwin has serious issues but Dakin is never going to make a career as a therapist, there is an unlikely friendship, Posner thinks he can text and Scripps just wants to spend a romantic evening at home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    246
  9. Tags
    Summary

    "My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong."

    Scripps moves on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,970
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    130
  10. Tags
    Summary

    This year, despite the temptation of a red-wine nap, David is determined to stay awake until Don gets in, eager to warm the other up with mistletoe kisses.

    -

    A very Scosner Christmas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    140
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Adil, James and Fiona throw this year's Christmas party.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,866
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
  12. Tags
    Summary

    A phone call between Lockwood and Ponser, Christmas Eve.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    441
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    63
  13. Tags
    Summary

    DAKIN_YES has started chat.

    DAKIN_YES has named chat history_squad

    DAKIN_YES has added 420nosescope, David Posner, Here_come_tech_boi, HowAboutVanNogh, pete, pianoMan, TEACHUSSY and why to history_squad

    (or, it's 1983 and somehow smartphones exist)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,120
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    346
  14. Tags
    Summary

    For World AIDS day: have some 80s based getting-tested fic.

    In which Dakin is a bit of a prick and Posner is the voice of reason.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    254
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Scripps knows it's not a perfect solution, but he's working a lot of nights right now and Posner is lonely. A trip to the local rescue centre might be the answer for them and another lonely soul.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,606
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    152
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Dakin persuades Irwin to meet up for more drinks (he needs very little persuading) and takes it upon himself to sort out Scripps' love life in his spare time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,496
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    369
  17. Tags
    Summary

    "I want to get it over with.”

    “‘Get it over with’? Scripps, you sound like you're going for an injection, not like you're about to get fucked.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,456
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    266
  18. Tags
    Summary

    In which Scripps is forgetful and Teachers are inconvenienced

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,005
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    99
  19. Tags
    Summary

    David and Don navigate the choppy waters of the everyday. This is probably the angstiest thing I've written since I was 16, and the sex reference-iest since ever. Please accept this very short, semi-poetic offering.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    138
  20. Tags
    Summary

    I made the mistake of looking up the lyrics to l'Accordeoniste and... this happened.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    163

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation