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    Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.

    You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...

    No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.

    "This Is Stupid!"

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    14,605
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    51
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    9
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    144
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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he's the only one left who can.

    Starting with his splinter's brother Dave because like hell is Dirk going to raise a child and fuck it up all over again. He wouldn't trust any version of himself with that responsibility because he'd already failed.

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    English
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    64,949
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    276
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2046
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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

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    English
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    3,700
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1301
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    Mankind fell and robots took over the world. But all that is old news, that's not the story you want to hear.
    This is a story about hate, this is a story about love, this is a story about family, this is a story about friendship. This is a story about an underground bunker, robots gaining sentience and two brothers running away from an unknown threat.

    But mostly, this is a story about children growing up after the end of the world.

     

    Updates 14th of every month. Chapters length may vary.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    138
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    The City of Atlantis was an Ancient Relic, as far as Keiko was concerned. The systems were archaic compared to Aincrad's and the amount of hack-job security measures that were put in place during the war with the Wraith was something you were all still fighting to overcome every day.

    Case in point, there's a storm rapidly baring down on you all. You've got no shield, crazy invaders running all over the place, and essentially trapped in a City on the Ocean without a Lighthouse in sight to signal the end of this crazy nightmare.

    Your name is John Sheppard, and you get the feeling this incredibly long day is about to get even longer.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,087
    Chapters:
    54/54
    Comments:
    222
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1069
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    Terezi Pyrope is alone and alive on Earth C, still dealing with depression and the loss of the girl she's been in love with since she knew what love was.

    Meanwhile, Vriska wakes alone in paradox space.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,778
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    691
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    After Rose falls pregnant with Kanaya's baby, motherhood starts taking its toll on the very anxious and unsuspecting couple.

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    English
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    4,279
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    377
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    Just a place to put my Divide by Zero or Defragmentation related artworks!

    ...and yes there's an s on the end there because I hope to do more in the future.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    110
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    220
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    Joey and the Hiveswap gang end up on Earth C for whatever reason. Thing happen, like:
    *Dirk is stuck with them, and has to learn how to keep his fridge stocked with something other than orange beverages.
    *Roxy instantly wants to adopt them
    *Dave and Xefros have a rap battle
    *Joey resists the urge to punch a stranger

    AKA, wish-fulfillment bullshit

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    English
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    40,629
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1893
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    They thought that it was over. They beat the game and created a universe to rule. The nightmare was over, right? Wrong. Apparently they missed a few achievements that they need to continue. But where will they get them? How about a session where the new players know all about them and all about the game. Seems easy right? So what’s the catch?

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    English
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    1,255
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    80
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    i wouldnt care if i had to stop being the dave of guy to be happy like that

    Language:
    English
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    1,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    325
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    Davepeta discovers, on their first real night that they're not in a lab, that "night" is kind of really fuckin' scary. Luckily D's pretty easy to wake up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    286
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    DAVEPETA SPRYTE wakes up before the sun. This is normal. They, along with their sister Jasprose, own a farm. What isn’t normal about this particular morning, however, is the fact that their phone is fucking inundated in missed messages.

    Who did this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    76
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    Davesprite disappears, and not even Jake's magic, Hal's algorithms, or Grey's connections can find him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,865
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    379
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    "And so the Curtain Rises on the Symphony feared Impossible to Play. The Conductor's Baton raises, and all go silent as the tension rises in the room- suffocating like the rising water pressure pressing down from the storm above, just threatening to let loose and ruin everyone's day."

    Dammek takes a moment, then smirks as he adjusts his sunglasses enough to make the lenses flash in the lighting.

    "That is to say, it's time for Plan D."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    187,360
    Chapters:
    81/81
    Comments:
    522
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1358
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    Prospit and Derse are two warring civilizations of two entirely different races. Our heroes are split evenly between these two races and must learn to bridge their differences to create a new universe, or risk death at the hands of a game they were predestined to play. Will they succeed? Or will they fail like so many other versions of themselves?
    On top of the game they must play, every person has an opposite version of themself that they must confront and dominate over... Or die.

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    English
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    4,287
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    84
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    He holds on as if he can keep doing it forever, even though he knows he’s going to have to let go soon. He listens to Dave’s uneven breathing and pretends that he can always follow where he goes.

    (In which two last battles - one chronologically and one narratively - take place, time is weird as usual, Karkat cries in every scene he’s in, some asshole gets to choke on a Welsh sword, a lot of romantic partners reunite, the plot loops around on itself fairly neatly, and an expletive reaches across time and space and saves the world.)

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    English
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    7,692
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    364
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    John gets the privilege to earn his seat in Heaven by watching over a troll girl he is only too familiar with. What all could go wrong on his first day?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,531
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    180
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    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,619
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    251
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3691
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    This just in: local tired nb wakes up one morning and decides to project their thoughts through crackshipping fictional characters as they wait for their partner-for-the-night to wake up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    764
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81

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