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    Where I will post snippets of self-inserts that are just plot bunnies I can't shake or entertaining enough that they have been officially cleared to leave the deep, dark recesses of what most people will call a 'Google Docs'. This depends entirely on my mood and current fandom of obsession, so some may be single-scene one-shots while others might be vaguely continuous.

     

    The Latest Shitpost:

    (Minecraft / Dream SMP)

    they’re not brave. they’re not selfless, either.

    quackity’s character is everything that they aren’t. confident, silver-tongued, loud and risk-taking and ambitious. they’re none of those, and they don’t think they could be if they tried. and they certainly aren’t in the middle of their villain arc, either.

    so when they wake up in the sweltering heat of dream’s cell, axe in hand and a trembling man before them, they don’t even try to pretend. they sit down, quietly, and start to plan.

    quackity goes missing after leaving pandora’s vault. las nevadas notices. they may not necessarily like the guy, but he’s their leader, and like hell they’re going to let him disappear before he fulfills his promises to them all.

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    You kept telling yourself you weren't desperate enough to do that; he was already taking twenty bucks from you a month, so you had no reason to ask anything else of him. You were being generous, contributing to what was essentially an exercise in extreme narcissism.

    How the mighty fall.

    (bro/reader pwp)

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    It's a stormy night and Dirk's got shit to do.

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    Bro Strider's journey from rejecting his destiny to accepting his shitty fate

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    While most people have no idea this is the case, the kingdom of Prospit and the principality of Derse are under threat by the very deity which they worship. It very much seems like it will be the responsibility of Rose and Dave, heirs to the throne of Derse, to find some way to prevent destruction. This may prove difficult, though, as they are magically bound to obey their Brother, the dreaded Prince of Derse, and also have no idea what the hell they are actually supposed to do. If only their vanished mother was there to help… hopefully, they won’t lose themselves in the endeavor.

    As a young Prospitean orphan, Karkat had virtually nothing to do with any of this. And yet, his special bond with Dave will throw him into the adventure as well.

     
    I'm just a gay little thing and I wrote this story because I have a mild bath kink, a lot of history knowledge to inspire me, and love Davekat a lot. It’s full of plot twists and heartfelt moments, with a little bit of humor and sexy times thrown in to make it even better. It is also illustrated because I finally replaced my pen tablet and thought it might be cool.

    Give this a shot if you think it might be your thing!

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

    --

    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    66/?
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    Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.

    Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.

    And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.

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    In the works I'm just trying to figure out how AO3 works
    Homestuck canon does not control me so I give you a platonic strider story.
    Spend a summer with the Striders and allow chaos ensue.
    (I will write a better intro eventually, I'm in a weird head space.)
    This story was previously written in 2017 an was posted on quotev, almost 5 years later I'm writing it because need something to distract me from the world crumbling around me.

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    Being a single parent is hard, and nobody understands.

    You've spent the past 10 years failing at Rugged American Individualism when a thunderstorm washes Jim into your life like a very Western retelling of Mary Poppins, ominous weather escorting in a magical not-quite-English butler who's gonna convince your kid eating veggies and washing dishes is fun.

    What the hell would Mary Poppins have said to Mr. Banks, though, if Mr. Banks had a reeeally good excuse for his absentee parenting? Would Mr. Banks have gotten any grace from the radical tactics of self-realization, if Mr. Banks had been in charge of saving the world?

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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Oh, hah, O'meg'a, that's what we sometimes say --"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not -- I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your shades, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    Your name is Winter Soldier [J__es Bu____a_ ___ne_], and you are [__] years old. You like [__, ___ ______], and used to consider yourself something of a skilled [______ _an].

    The voice between your ears is not your own, a virus in the organic alien hardware that had been grown into your brain.

    [[What the shit, HAL, this guy's mind is like the Jeffery Dahmer of AdLibs; it's a whole entire Choose-Your-Own Kafka novel, but with just, like, SO much more penis.]]

    The voice answers itself with a cool dispassion to separate its personalities, not unlike You and The Soldier. [[Yeah you're going to have to mark me down for scared AND horny, here. Hey look he's an orphan, too, found abandoned -- could be Skaian.]]

    The first voice -- [[Homeboy does strongly resemble a Harleybert, and Skaianship would better explain how come he's survived this far.]]

    The second voice -- [[Skip to the part where he can help murder our body.]]

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    David can be cruel, and both of them can be stupid. Bro shouldn't have taken the bet.

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    Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.

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    8/?
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    Alternately titled: The Feel When Two Nobs Fit Together

    Dave has just begun the long journey of transitioning in secret while living with his two brothers. John is just a boy with severe social anxiety and PTSD. They meet in the waiting room of Dr. Lalonde's mental health clinic and an unexpected friendship begins.

    This is a story of how two boys open up to one another and heal wounds both new and old.

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    The kingdoms of Derse and Prospit are perennial rivals. Recently, for political reasons, King Dietrich I has been having tense negotiations with Old King Harley of Prospit, and he has demanded a hostage—collateral—a “consort” for second-in-line Jake English.

    So, an over-convoluted excuse for Dirk to wear a fancy collar and for people to be emotionally distraught about it in general.

    Porn starts in chapter 3.

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    After months of imprisonment under Doc Scratch's 'care', Rose gets bought by Bro. She learns pretty quickly just how fucked up he is, using her as a toy for his pornography and making numerous videos with her.

    And then he brings in the dog.

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    A sampler of five unconnected drabbles of blackrom ships inspired by an FFA thread, and one drabble of a blackrom ship nobody asked for.

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    A tethered lady goes out looking for cheap thrills, which is something Bro Strider can reliably provide at all times.

    Takes place mid-S2 of Juno Steel.

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    D's feeling insecure about his body, so obviously Bro has to help him feel better.

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    It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.

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    A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.

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    69,154
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    124
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    340
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    70
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    3989

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