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    Dave, the tiny shih tzu, visits the park with his best friend a black shepard dog named John.

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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Meg - oh, hah, O'meg'a, right, that's what they used to, that's the old fashioned -"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not - I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your aviators, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    Karkat finds a dead man in his yard.
    Is he actually dead, though?

     

    Inspired in the Davekat tribute "Like real people do".

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    All throughout MSPA’s day on Earth, they’ve suspected something amiss. When they meet up with Jade and her godly dog, it all clicks.
    And now, they are the only thing standing between their friends and absolute destruction.

    ACT 1 of the FRIENDQUEST series.

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    If you think that an alien ship has crashed near your house at midnight, then you should definitely NOT go check it out, especially if you're only armed with a flashlight, a shitty sword, and your dorky best friend.

    Dave Strider, unfortunately, never had the chance to heed this warning when a group of young 'trolls' crashed their escape pod in a field behind his house. With several of the aliens injured and possibly sick, Dave decides to take them in, while keeping them hidden. But now, Dave and his teenage friends are caught between a dangerous government investigation, and a tyrannical alien empress who would rip apart the universe the find the runaway traitors, and kill them.

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    It's that time of year again - Kinktober! Chapters are unrelated, warnings will be put as needed.

    1. Equius/Karkat
    2. Aradia/Sollux
    3. Damara/Kankri
    4. Karkat/Kankri
    5. Cronus/Grand Highblood
    6. Jade/Karkat
    7. Caliborn/Dirk/Jane
    8. Rose/Kanaya ft. Dave
    9. Bro/Equius
    10. Porrim/Cronus (Warning: consensual body mod, needles)
    11. Eridan/Sollux (Warning: helmsplay, suicidal ideation)
    12. Bro/Dad Egbert
    13. Damara/Cronus (Warning: soft vore, miniaturisation)
    14. Dualscar/Her Imperious Condescension's voice
    15. Darkleer/Grand Highblood

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    John gets his boyfriend out of his apartment to take him sledding.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother alive.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into a killing machine and then giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and you survived to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol. You're not sure if death would really have been much worse.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

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    John Egbert has recently died from a car accident, however he has not passed on.
    John watches over his husband lovingly after his departure.

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    Dave's owner is going to be out a few days, Dave's going to finally visit John's house.

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    The wasteland wasn’t fit for humans, wasn’t fit for raising children in, wasn’t fit for living in comfortably unless you knew what you were doing. Luckily, Bro knows precisely what he's doing out there, though finding a back sassing artificial intelligence in a blown open bunker may be pressing the limits of that self assurance.

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    The round-shades kid starts to trek up the hill to the door. You move away from the window and go halfway up the stairs to watch him enter. The door clicks open and creaks loudly as it does. The very first thing that happens is a disappointed groan. “Oh, this place is just a shithole.”

    You immediately don’t like this person.

     

    Karkat Vantas (d. 1988), is facing something of a conundrum. After an unceremonious death at the ripe age of 17, he's stuck in his house in Assfuck Nowhere, Ohio. With the threat of Double Death looming over him, Karkat must actually take it seriously when a young man named Dave Strider moves into his now-decrepit house. Will he learn to tolerate the existence of this insufferable Texan? Or will he suffer eternally at what he believes is a form of hell crafted specifically for him? Only time will tell. And you, delightful viewers, will have the front seat to watch.

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    The Strider-Lalonde household is much more than meets the eye. The magic of their family has always been enough to keep them safe. But now prophecies that speak of a danger to come cause them to round up all their friends and allies from across the globe. Caught in the middle of the chaos, Dave Strider struggles to find his place in the battle, whilst dealing with the consequences of the memories of his old life with his Bro, and while also trying to pretend he's not falling in love with the one person he's been told to stay away from.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

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    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    Funny, John Egbert doesn't usually find out the guys he fucks are the devil incarnate until AFTER they've broken up...

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    John, the black shepard dog, is missing his favorite little shih tzu.
    His dad takes him on a car ride to visit Dave.

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    After Dave, the shih tzu, goes to the groomers his best friend visits.

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    So there Dave sat, emaciated chest weakly rising and falling, sunken eyes closing behind his glasses, waiting to die.

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    Eight strangers from all around the world find that they are psychically connected and are part of a subset of humans called Sensates. Which, you know, is great and totally won't lead to any consequences on a global scale. Nah, this can only be a good thing. Other clusters running around, tricky home lives, shady organizations, mind control, what could possibly go wrong?

    Happy 4/13~

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    John is a tiny shepard pup. He gets introduced to a brand new friend.

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