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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Meg - oh, hah, O'meg'a, right, that's what they used to, that's the old fashioned -"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not - I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your aviators, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    Sky doesn't know how to use AO3 but has a lot of world building and story to tell with slight nuance to the concepts of elves.

    Karkat marries Prince David in exchange for the safety of his people. David is already in love but can Karkat learn to love whilst watching his every step in fear that the fowl king Broadwin will burn his home to the ground? Find out in this little fan fiction of mine.

    NOW WITH ILLUSTRATIONS IN ALMOST EVERY CHAPTER!

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    There is a place, that not many know about. Tucked away, hidden from simple eyes. A troll fight club, The Scratch. Humans from all walks of life, train their pet trolls to fight, to win. Every friday there are fights, bets, and deaths.

    The overseer of this illegal activity? Doc Scratch. No one has ever seen him in person but everyone knows his name.

     

    Dave Strider has never had the easy life. Living in the shadow of his famously ironic Bro has its downfalls. So when he find out about troll fights, he decides it won’t hurt to try. He goes to his younger brother, Dirk, for help getting a fighting troll. He never expected for this to get as big as it had.

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    Karkat Vantas has just discovered he's a demigod. Now he must find a way to fit in at a camp he doesn't really feel like he belongs to. Then again, this may not be as bad as he thinks, there is that annoying but cute boy here...

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    Dave is living in a small village with his twin sister, Rose, and their guardian, Broderick. Financially, they live a very nice and comfortable life since Broderick's business in sword making has become worldwide. Yet, life is anything but comfortable for the twins, Dave is constantly being prepared to be "a man with status" while Rose is worried she'll get married off.

    However, a rundown castle changes their fates forever and Dave, as well as many others, realizes life isn't what it seems.

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    "... Would it be so bad if I stayed?"

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    • Part 2 of SFW
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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society where time doesn’t merely seem to have stopped, but majestically slid backwards a few hundred years. And then there’s that neighboring colony of aggressive aliens to deal with.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, the trolls agree to participate in a time-honored tradition among humans, both sides believing that they will have the upper hand. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose suddenly have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their positions.
    While balancing atop some very touchy political tension and trying to outpace their tangled mess of a past, adapting to their new lives - to their new spouses - doesn’t look like it’s going to be easy.

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    A doomed timeline AU. Instead of trolling John, Karkat finds himself scrolling through Dave's entire timeline. He is horrified by what he finds, and ends up in a pseudo-friendship with somewhat reluctant Dave. The story spans the rest of this timeline- Dave and Karkat's budding internet romance, the beta kids becoming friends, the start of SBURB, and, eventually, all of them realizing that Dave and Karkat's diversion from the Alpha Timeline has doomed them all.

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    Twenty years ago, the Thousand Year War ended with a shaky peace between the Humans and the Shifters. The youth would (hopefully) never know war after so much loss.
    For Dave Strider, a young Shifter living fearfully in Texas, the war never ended. Violence against the near decimated Shifter population is at an all-time high, and moving away seems to be the only option to keep them from ending up dead in some ditch.
    It's a world of lies for him as he hides his Shifter identity to go to school, make friends... But then John Egbert walks into his life, and it seems like his life doesn't suck quite as much when he's around.

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    The ribs at applebees aren't spicy

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    You know it's been coming for a while now. Crows are only meant to live for four years, and Attenborough's been around for nearly as long as you have.

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    He wasn't going to care, Dave told himself. Not a single fuck would be given about the stoner clown. That was until said stoner clown took a fucking bite out of a shitty high school elite.

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    Dave has an uncomfortable dream about an alternate life where he had a normal childhood.

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    Basicly like Only One Shot but with homestuck.

    -*Requests: OPEN*-

     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

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    As expected, our protagonist, JAKE ENGLISH, woke up at nine, got dressed into his usual green t-shirt and jean shorts, then walked out into the kitchen to get something for breakfast, as he was starving from his lack of dinner last night.

    Everything was just how he expected it, except for the little surprise waiting for him on the kitchen counter.

    Sitting on the counter was a tall, lanky figure, who looked like a modernized prince. He bore a dark pink cape, held around his neck by a heart-shaped brooch that had the outline on one side, the other filled with the shiny gold material. He also wore a thin, but authentic crown, and earrings that were a slightly lighter color than his cape, shirt, and pants. His ginger hair was also spiked up in a way that shouldn’t be possible, nonetheless done in the era he appeared to be from. Settled on his right eyebrow was a silver ring, with two small distanced metal balls protruding a few centimeters below his bottom lip.

    The male looked up from the counter and smiled innocently. “There you are, I was wondering when you were going to wake up!”

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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

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    Dad likes to relax in his office. He doesn't get too very much with all the things he has to do, today Bro joins him.

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