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    Bro's a scientist on his own researching a lush planet full of creatures. But there's one in particular that catches his eye...

    Who knew that this planet carried a strange disease that hasn't affected the other lonely astronauts... before now.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    John convinced Bro for ballroom dancing, and Bro rewards him with subtle teases throughout the night.

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    Dirk and John have been dating for over a year, but John still hasn't met Dirk's family. This is why.
    MIND THE TAGS.

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    John believed that he did an great job on his piano recital performance, at least that is until he got comments about him looking too stiff and emotionless while playing.

    He's not sure what to do, a little lost on how to improve himself. That's when Dave has an idea: Have Bro teach him the finer ways of jamming out while tickling those ivories enough that they'll pee themselves.

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    John has a Friday evening comedy set. The act after him is an obnoxious DJ. They've been trading escalating pranks and passive aggressive acts until last night, when they actually hit each other for the first time.
    Now they're going to work this out ... Physically.

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    “You’re gonna get mad if I dickslap you. You’re already down there. Could we get this show on the road?” John curled his toes nervously, Bro could hear the movement behind him. Stretching hands up so that he could cup John’s ass, he smirked. “What’cha gonna do if I say no?”

    A moment passed before he spread his hands out in resigned acceptance. “I guess I’ll just die.”

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    Sometime between their second and third movie, Bro pulled John from the mountain of pillows into his lap. His hands traced soothing patterns in John’s shoulders and back.

    John squirmed. As the third title gradually came to a close, Bro’s ideas grew less innocent. The man dwelled on sexy memories and considered how much much better John would feel under him than any of them. Because it was John. He adored the little shit.

    Oh so gently, Bro spun him around and kissed his lips. John’s heart jumped to his ears. He hadn’t the slightest idea how to do this. Bro was patient with him, waiting for him to relax, to open up and melt into the contact.

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    Your nerves spurt with fire, as you jerk upright in midsprint. Knees and elbows not letting you have a say, as you try to push yourself forward– only to be pulled back by the strain of your neck. You jerk your hands up to try and free yourself, but you’re just met with an ache to your arm, as blue colors your circulation the more you brim with fight or flight. Your legs hang no better, one subtle movement shows that you’re bound to— what, you’re not actually sure. Nothing that’s fucking remotely comfortable, that much rings clear as fucking daylights.

    You can’t even move your head down enough to check. There’s no part of you that isn’t restrained. From the back of your knees, to your conveniently tied arms, that are keeping you away from tearing somebody’s fucking face off.

    You turn your attention to try to look beneath your chin. From the way you’re being cut off from air, you think it’s rope that’s holding you back. The frigid burn of tough straw against your skin isn’t doing much for your slipping patience.

    You had a paper due next Saturday, you’re never going to turn that shit in now.

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    John is a really good singer,
    and Dave is really fucking ADD.
    Let these boys go, I can't help them. Help.
    Also there's Bro.
    He.
    Exists.

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    1/?
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    Jenn and Sis go to a Halloween Party together and experiment with exhibition and kinks.

    Jenn has and unfortunate experience at the party however.

    Ugh!!

    Why does life have to always be so hard just because you were able to speak Japanese for like five seconds.

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    A child of a Nymph stumbles on a drunk about half his age.

    A Satyr?

    Hmm...

    What's this?

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    Hey a semi-decent title this time what do ya know.

    John is hanging out watching movies at the Strider's when his best friend's older brother and his secret lover comes home drunk. Again.

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    You start to count off, "for one, you're kind of an asshole."
    "Yeah."
    "you're also really overwhelming sometimes to deal with!"
    "I know."
    "and you...say one thing but then do other stuff, and all the mixed messages. i feel like you're constantly trying to push me away! and i don't know whether i want to punch you or kiss you and i--"
    You look down from him to your lap, and bite your lip.
    "i just want to understand things. i want to understand you. i want to understand you, and i'd rather just be taking french."

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    King Derrick Strider is an intrinsically bad person. He may not be fully aware of this, but it's plainly obvious in how he acts. Though despite it all, he's still caught the eye of his brother's friend, John. John, who still believes there can be good things and that despite it all, people can change. He believes that Derrick can change. But with a rebellion gradually taking hold, he might begin to see first hand the kind of brutality the king is capable of.

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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

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    Ну и что? Джон, ты влюбился в этого гребаного идиота, мы поняли это еще в блядском марте, помнишь? Любовь не ждет. Она здесь и сейчас, и ты, блядь, должен идти в ее объятия, когда она зовет, потому что, если ты проебешь этот шанс, второго не будет.
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    История, разворачивающаяся на протяжении многих лет: о первом увлечении, влюбленности и взрослении, и обо всех радостях и печалях, которые они приносят.

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    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

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    Comments:
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    86
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    He wore clothes he knew annoyed the Heir, interrupted meetings when he should've been busy, leaned in close before crunching the shells of sea-fish just to grate on the younger troll's ears.

     More and more, Jeanne was certain he could never kill the Stringer, and the troll could never kill him.

     It was time for a bold move, a show of faith.

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    Comments:
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
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