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    A stranger makes Dave and his Bro an offer they can't refuse.

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    After Dave lets something slip online, Bro loses custody and is only permitted supervised access with Dave pending the outcome of an investigation. Dave tries to hold it together.

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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Meg - oh, hah, O'meg'a, right, that's what they used to, that's the old fashioned -"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not - I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your aviators, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    In hindsight you were utterly unsuitable to raise a child. You didn't really understand emotions, and you were a DJ and puppet porn site owner. Not to mention that humanity in general was a mystery to you, yet you'd fumbled through this shit as best as you could. But as you block another attack, the sound of steel against steel grating in your ears on this godforsaken disk on a blistering hot planet, you pray to whatever passed as God in this place that you'd at least prepared him to succeed and end this game.

    You lose your footing on a groove in the disk below you, and the dog-monster thing takes his chance. You don't even feel it when the sword goes through you and everything goes black.

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    bro

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    Dave stops going to the dream bubbles and instead goes somewhere much, but at the same time not so much, different.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Ever since your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. Victory is imminent...

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    In 1944, Dave's brother returns from war. He's a little messed up but mostly okay, except he has a lot of trouble sleeping.

    Jammed on the stridercest server.

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    The walls are pretty thin in the high-rise apartment, and you can hear every dull thud of the bed frame against the wall separating you and him.

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    Bro breaks Dave. He saves Dave. He breaks him again. Can Dave ever find a way to reach Bro where they can have a salvageable, though still abusive, dynamic that they both can live with? I debated on not publishing this one, guys, ‘cause I’m not all about the whole degradation thing. I had a list of self-challenges, though, and this was one of them. But it’s still kinky and fulfilling in a messed up kind of way, so I know some of you out there will get a thrill out of it, haha! But for the love of god read the trigger warnings. No, really, people! Read the trigger warnings!

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    Bro calls Dave into his bedroom to help him out with a little something. “Dave. Meet Gina.”

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    Dave almost drowns as a kid but Bro saves him. He is terrified of water now. What does Bro do late one night when they’re alone at a mansion Bro’s house-sitting for a friend, and Bro watches Dave trying to face his fears in the huge pool?

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    In a universe where a recessive cow gene gets passed through families with cows who work in servitude both happily and...unhappily, Dante and Ambrose find themselves with two younger brothers who happen to fit the bill. What happens when they try to protect them from an unknown fate, let alone their abusive dad?

    Series
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    When Fate speaks, it is not often with a whisper but with a shout. In Dave's case, it shouted that his destined spouse was the boogeyman of a mage who skulked about his village each season, Ambrose, rumored by many to be more monster than man. With that declaration it decided his path and set the wheels of his future into motion in a direction he never could have dreamed of. With magic now invading his life from every angle, the son of a farmer is going to have a lot of adjusting to do if he hopes to figure out why Fate decided to pair him off with such a man, or why the man has such a reputation of being a monster in disguise.

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    Bro abuses Dave his whole life. Bro gets very bad kind of sick for a long time and starts to waste away. What will Dave do when he’s finally in a position of power over Bro and able to take out his revenge? Also Dave has a one-time fling with John when they get worked up while secretly watching Bro have sex with a woman, but they’re still cool, and John still insists he is totally not a homosexual. Oh, yeah, and for the love of god read the trigger warnings, guys! Don't traumatize yourself if you're not into this!

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    The Striders are camping during a road trip up north for Bro to go to some kind of porn convention. It gets cold. Dave winds up in Bro’s sleeping bag. Dave almost makes a move and then realizes he’s in way over his head. For the love of god pay attention to the trigger warnings.

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    Dave sends Bro a link to a song that sounds a lot like it’s a suicide note. Bro only then realizes just how still and quiet the house is. What does he find when he desperately bursts into Dave’s room?

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    A oneshot not connected to my other series where Bro realizes that Dave programs relevant ringtones for all his contacts and, on a whim, he calls Dave’s phone and is shocked at what he discovers. The battle of the ironic ringtones begins. Or are they truly ironic? Bro is pretty dark. Dave is needy and thinks he wants Bro to want him. Smuppets will make a relevant appearance later in the story.

    ...Or that one where Dave is Bro’s puppet.

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    A collection of oneshots for everyone who couldn't find the ship they wanted to worship-

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