PROMPT: "John meeting up with the Strider's in person has Dave and Bro equally going "Oh Shit, Oh Fuck". Then they meet Dadbert and have the realization of "Sweet Baby Jesus the younger one's already perfect and he's gonna pokevolve someday into THAT, lord have fucking mercy". Basically I'd love some really enamored awkward as fuck Striders trying to play it cool while Egberts tag team up to keep the new found candy on hand for the future and make the most of it because frankly they like what they see too."
...Or something like that. Bro does what he wants.