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    Ambrose Strider never wanted to be a dad. He struggles to feed himself and keep the apartment clean and keep the lights on, but when fate dumps a child in his lap, how could he say no. Even if he's lonely and tired and barely making ends meet, they're happy.

    John Egbert always wanted to be a family man. When it all falls apart it's just him and his daughter, left to put their lives back together. But he wouldn't trade it for the world, as long as he gets to see his daughter smile.

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    After everything, with the total trainwreck that was SBURB/SGRUB, nobody expected to be thrown back into a world where everyone was alive again. In a confrontation of his own mortality, and fear of seeing anybody die again, Dave promises Bro that he won’t let anybody else die.

    Little does he know, this turns into something they could only describe as a suicide pact, and it’s a pact that they never thought would come to fruition, but then again, the universe is one cruel motherfucker.

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    Little Dave Strider is excited for Christmas, but when he tries to peek at Santa, Bro has to think of a quick way to preserve the magic of the season — in a way only Bro would think of. He means well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Short 19 page comic of a dumbass Bro, his beloved little brother Dave, and Christmas Eve. Originally posted on tumblr.

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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    The Institute.
    A secret facility, built under the careful supervision of four people.
    Built to house four very special children.

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    He is hundreds of sweeps old, and across those sweeps, he'd never seen anything quite like this. He was intrigued, plus it would piss of her royal bitchness, and that was always a good thing in his book.

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    seadweller bro finds a mutant wiggler after killing it's lusus. turns out he likes the small squirming thing and is going to keep it, maybe give this whole guardian thing a try

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    Dirk was getting tired of watching his little brother parade around his perfect relationship. It was his turn to get a boyfriend. He was finally gonna do it.

    In the meantime, their oldest brother was flying in from Hollywood to visit them. It just didn't feel like home until all four Striders were under one roof.

    EDIT: Now with fanart!

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    Its early, "Rules" by The Hoosiers starts and Dave just reflects because of the song and because the older you get the more you think about stuff.

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    In which Ana Martinez changes everything.

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    (BASED OFF Indigonite0’s RAPPER AU THAT I FELL IN LOVE WITH AND MADE INTO A FIC BC IM TRASH-)

    Dave Strider is an average kid, he has average grades, average hobbies and average friends. Pretty average life, except for the fact that almost every night he heads down to the ‘pit’ for a rap tournament, it’s where all three band, scene and emo kids would go to hang and occasionally some drunken ass kid would try and perform something.

    Karkat Vantas never saw the appeal of music, it’s just someone thinking they had talent saying a word in a specific voice to a repeated noise over and over again, he was only coming to this dumb tournament to support his friend Sollux, not to fall head over heels for some cool kid looking jackass, but here we are.

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    this universe is full of fucking hippies, but that's okay, because this all sounds kinda romantic anyways.

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    Sometimes, you get a rare opportunity to prove yourself. Today is one of those days.

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    “Prince John opened the door, of course - and what he saw surprised him more than anything. For, behind the door, was a forest. He almost dropped his lantern, but instead, he picked it up, and closed the door behind him. When he looked back, the door was part of a tree, barely visible. And all he could see was the forest, daylight coming through the trees. He set the lantern down and tied his scarf to the tree, so he would be able to find it later, and used his compass to check where he was.”

    “That’s smart,” said John, cozying up under the covers and yawning. “What’d he find in there?”

    “There stood a boy, about his age."

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    It seemed like such a simple solution, really. Late nights and shared regrets should have brought about such an epiphany through careful consideration and calculated discussion. Not some off-handed, bitter suggestion from Rose that stopped you both in your proverbial tracks.

    "I don't suppose you could actually...?" It was as if she was afraid to even say it.

    "Don't see why I couldn't."

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    Adopting Dave was not what Bro would call "planned parenthood". But this is his kid now, and damn it all, he'll make it work.

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    Why weren’t you good enough? Aren’t good enough? It’s not a very cool question to ask yourself, but it still burns at you more often than you’d like to admit.

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    Dave sends Bro a link to a song that sounds a lot like it’s a suicide note. Bro only then realizes just how still and quiet the house is. What does he find when he desperately bursts into Dave’s room?

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    The gentle curls of his hair brush against the silver crown, glittering with rubies to match his eyes. He looks so much like you, and yet, completely different all the same.

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    THIS HAS PORN

    Small fluffy scene at the end uwuwuwu

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
    Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to keep your vampireness a secret.
    You are really not good at this socialising thing.

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