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    people who plan the way worlds end

    are not nice

    (but that can be ignored.

    can't it?)

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    A collection of Kylux ficlets from the Kylux cantina community on tumblr, and any other Kylux ficlets and short stories I should happen to write and don't have anywhere else to put.

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    Kylo Ren almost has the perfect family. He has his four beloved Wookie children: Vader One, Vader Two, Vader Three, and Crunchy. He has his rhombus, Hux, a perfect mate to his alpha. However, Kylo doesn't have the perfect relationship with his stubborn rhombus. Hux still acts as the maddening, snarky General and reluctant co-parent of their children instead of the true alpha/rhombus relationship Kylo KNOWS they could have.

    So Kylo turns to Snoke for help because his master is wise in all things when it comes to wooing. Hux will become his proper rhombus and then, finally, they shall be the perfect family. The plan is foolproof.

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    After a battle against the Resistance takes a bad turn, Ren and Hux have to deal with unforeseen hardships - and each other.

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    Snoke is dead. Starkiller Base is no more. The First Order is in shambles. The only thing standing between Armitage Hux and his untimely demise by Kylo Ren's hands is his own usefulness.

    He is good at what he does and he knows it. Much more difficult is it to convince their new Supreme Leader of the same thing. But Hux has always been resourceful, thriving in the face of adversity, and so he will make himself indispensable to Kylo Ren. As a devoted servant, a trusted friend, even as an eager lover if that is what it takes to ensure his own survival.

    That is, until he’ll slit the insufferable man child’s throat and crown himself leader of the First Order.

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    “Armitage.” Kylo said firmly “I love you but I have to do this. If I can get to the bridge I should be able to use the canons to give you a chance. Direct their attention away from you until you’re out of range.”

    “I don’t give a damn! Do you honestly think I want to live without you?!” Large hands reached out to frame his face, thumbs gently stroking his cheeks.

    “You have so much more to live for,” He said softly “I can’t let you both die.”

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    Armitage Hux does not need a husband to rule the galaxy, no sir, not at all. He is more than capable of doing it on his own, and no hulking raging brute will change his mind.

    At least, that's what he tells himself...until he meets the brute in question.

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    Here be not dragons, but all the ficlets I can't cram anywhere else :) Mostly Kylux Cantina prompt fills.

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    He was born and raised to rule.

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    Ben Solo, Prince of Alderaan, disappears when the palace is attacked by followers of the evil Snoke. Years later, Luke Skywalker, the brother of Queen Leia, offers a reward for Ben’s return.

    Sensing an opportunity, a scheming duo, Armitage Hux and Phasma, plan to pawn off a phony. They hold auditions and choose an orphan boy with amnesia and a remarkable resemblance to the missing prince.

    But, they get a bit more then they bargained for in the form of the fiery and cynical Kylo Ren.

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    Hux didn't know when it started or when Kylo began noticing, but here they were; back to back, blaster and sabers, they had become quite the team. It was only when one of them started giving the other longing glances or sent feelings to the other through the Force that this... whatever it was, began. He'd say things couldn't get any worse after their altercation following the destruction of Starkiller, but that was before the Supreme Leader got involved and Phasma and Mitaka got dragged into it all.

    What a mess.

    Inspired by the video Hux [Hamilton Parody] on YouTube by Aiambia.

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    Hux gets imprisoned on a mission and it falls to Ren to get him out safely.
    Based on three conversation prompts from Tumblr:
    “Maybe you should stop trying to socialize. Everyone hates you.”
    “They’re behind me, aren’t they?”
    “I think it’s gone this way.”

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    In which Hux discovers an irrational fear he didn't know he had and Kylo is the only person available to deal with it.

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    Kylo stuck his tongue out and said like a child, “Waah I’m a negative influence~ oh boohoo, what’s little Mr. Hux gonna do? Call my daddy? Think he’s going to side with you?”
    Hux walked forward, quietly, with the meterstick in hand. The atmosphere was tense, but Kylo’s bratty nature wasn’t subsiding. Kylo was leaning forward in his desk, bored of their talk already.
    Hux was prepared to teach Kylo a new lesson in respect.

    (Teacher Hux/High Schooler Kylo)

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    Just once, Kylo Ren would like to have a normal, non dramatic day. This is apparently too much to ask as one day while he's walking his dog in the park, he runs right into his ex-boyfriend. Literally.

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    SV1632, formerly Ben Solo, is rising through the ranks of the Disciplinary Academy of Order at alarming speed, proving himself worthy of the mercy granted him despite his traitor's blood.
    When upcoming lieutenant AR0046, one Armitage Hux, is promoted above him, it throws a wrench in Ben's plans. Suddenly, making each other's lives as difficult as possible has become a main objective. It's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt- or conveniently absent for the forseeable future.
    Come Evaluations, they'll never have to see each other again, murder unnecessary. Graduation is just around the corner. They just have to deal with each other until then.

    This would all be well and good, of course, if it weren't for the freaky space-magic bond ruining their lives.

    Who doesn't love a good soulmate AU?

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    A conversation between two members of the First Order, after a seemingly insurmountable tragedy rocks their midst.

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    Tumblr prompt: “A kiss would be good, wouldn’t it?”

    Yes, Kylo. It would. Trust Hux to know precisely how good it would be.

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    Kylo and Hux crash land on an uncharted planet. With the ship’s communications damaged, they need to figure out a way to get to higher ground to try and send out an SOS to the First Order to be saved. Having only each other as company, they must learn to get along, or suffer the consequences. During their journey, they unconsciously become closer, and something blossoms between them. Prepare for danger, bickering, interacting with local wildlife, and survival! And perhaps even more...

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    Armitage Hux is not a fan of emotions. So after the Battle of Crait, he goes back to his chambers to take some time to think.

     

    I was about to go to sleep when I suddenly had an idea, so I took a whole hour to quickly write this down on my phone, which resulted in me almost falling asleep in class today.

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