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    Almost five years after the Battle of Hogwarts ended in Harry Potter's death and the triumph of Lord Voldemort, Hermione Granger and her surviving friends battle to keep hope alive in a post-apocalyptic world where Muggles now know about magic. Fighting alongside the wizards of Koldovstoretz and Muggle forces in a never-ending genocidal war, Hermione will find herself confronted with a choice that may restore the hope of victory to the free world, and present her with an impossible love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    114,482
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    4515
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    "Don't you think we should be... Concerned?" You inquired, sprawled across the linen canvas spread on the plastic floor.

    He simply snorted, flicking a bit of navy blue paint that stained your cheek as you scrunched up your face. He couldn't help but chuckle at the face you made, tilting his head to the side as if he wished to admire you even more.

    "What?" Leonardo chortled as you glared at him. "A little bit of paint never killed anyone."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,043
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    906
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    Harry Potter, now affectionately named Mad Baggins the Second, has no idea that there is, in fact, a lot of history he could accidentally muck up in Middle Earth.
    Not that this stops him from doing so.

    Or; how Frodo has a different start, meets his new BFFs in the form of a sadistic snake and a ranger, falls in love and makes a mess of it all in general.
    120k+

    Enjoy.

    (P.S. How the hell is Frodo/Anyone-But-Sam not a thing in the fandom??)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,181
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    189
    Kudos:
    783
    Bookmarks:
    319
    Hits:
    9992
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    "I'm here to tell you something... I'm not helping cause I love you. I'm helping you because I know how this arc goes and I wanna see what happens in person."

    Armed with a baseball bat and her knowledge of each and every character, (Y/n) (L/n), an un-average crackhead-vibed high schooler with too much caffeine and not enough meds must navigate her way through the world of Dragon Ball. This would be so much more fun if every scenario didn't have someone falling in love with her, but (Y/n) is ready to meet her challenges in her own way. And her own way probably involves screaming, caffeine, and lots of salt. However, there's something worse going on here, something beyond the anime and the needless romance. Something that threatens (Y/n)'s graduation prospects.

    An aromantic faced with love. Will (Y/n) return home? Or will she never see graduation?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,363
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    110
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    Per regulations on bodies studied by the Department of Mysteries, several months after the Battle of Hogwarts, the Unspeakables release custody of Voldemort's corpse into the possession of Harry Potter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,545
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    280
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    Lance walks into his hotel room to find that his cousin has murdered his husband. Then he discovers that Clair has been hiding her true evil self for many years. Lance flies into a rage towards his traitorous cousin, and when his friend Iris comes into the hotel room to investigate, Clair traps both Lance and Iris in the Cube of Void...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,610
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    13
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    “I don’t invite guests into my home, sweetling.”

    Indeed, Petyr thought, if anyone got curious and asked for a tour, they’d be shocked when they found the little “playroom.”

    “You invited me to stay. Aren’t I your guest Petyr?”

    He rubbed his beard. What was she?

    Dodging the question, he instead replied with her status, officially.

    “You’re my hostage.”

    The implication of that word sounded even more suggestive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,745
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1173
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    Castiel's Dark Lord needs a human sacrifice. Dean is the first schmuck to hit on Cas when he goes out to find someone to take home and murder in his basement.
    The altar, candles, and ceremonial dagger don't seem to clue Dean into the fact that he's not meant to be getting his dick wet tonight. No matter what Cas says, Dean is unshaken in his conviction that this is all some elaborate kinky roleplay, and won't stop begging Castiel to have sex with him.
    He's also very convincing.
    Cas makes some mistakes.

    Updates every Friday in May.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,424
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    934
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    Taco Bell (unrelated) goes to Dipper.

    Soundtrack: Eric Burdon - Sky Pilot

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,098
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    17
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    After losing his boyfriend and gaining a stalker, Jin doesn't know what to do other than live through it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    167,572
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    380
    Kudos:
    509
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    15124
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    If a brave man was what Esmeralda wanted, then a brave man was what she would get.

    Canon divergent AU where Gringoire's love for Esmeralda is just as wicked as Frollo's.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    17
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    Wonpil is a sex worker who met a seemingly distressed and troubled guy on the bus station so he handed him his business card that changed them forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,488
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2479
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    Years of exposure to the radioactive energies of the Shikon no Tama have made Naraku deathly ill. To survive, he launches his most heinous plot yet: to seize a child fathered by Sesshomaru or InuYasha and use it as his new host body. // Eventual InuYasha/Marvel's Avengers crossover. Lots of action and explicit sex, with the sex delivered through several different combinations of characters. List of sex scenes in Chapter 1. Now with metal soundtrack!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    255,689
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    8804
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    Kastuki's dead. You ALMOST die every day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,484
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    341
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    You were a corpse, he was a horse. Can I make it any more obvious?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    805
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    586
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    The problem with a self-fulfilling prophecy is that it tends to come true.
    Canon events through the end of CW are pretty much as happened - objectively; subjectively, however... Let's just say Tony is less guilt-strickenly desperate for approval.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,103
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    681
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    “Don’t do it, son.” Ozai’s expression turned from rage to fear. It was a look he’d never seen his father give him before, and he liked it. “I’ll tell you anything — no, everything! — you want to know about progressive tax brackets!”

    But it was too late. Zuko shed his robes, fully exposing himself to both men. “Here comes the empire-class Fire Nation war balloon,” he announced.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,324
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2639
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    Todoroki kills his only son.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    689
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    135
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    If Dave won't let Satina give herself brain freeze, then she WILL give him brain death for sure

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    232
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    Рей цепляет в баре странного парня. У него щупальца. А ей нужно перестать пить.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    11,327
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    502

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