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    “Pesky Bird, I knew you’d take the stairs,” snickered B.O.O., crossing his arms. 

     

    “Really? Am I that predictable? Because if so, I can just jump off this roof at any second.”

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    or two women, who happen to be friends, are adopted by opposing sides, chaos ensues

     

    or or mud and stones

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    6/?
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    All either of you wanted was a nice dinner and now look what happened! Whatsherface is dead, you've both got stab wounds, and the pie is cold.

    two cannibals somehow end up gunning for the same house. what happens next will shock you. not clickbait.

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    Simon and Baz learn the hard consequences of a bloody kiss.

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    In a world where a calamitous clash between warring deities has caused an apocalyptic "reset" in the reincarnation cycle, a now-living Manny Calavera is haunted by memories of a past life and death which no one else shares, and a powerful, secret supernatural "Touch" which threatens to drag his new life--and everyone else in it--into ruin. The consequences of an impulsive decision have invited tragedy and danger to Manny's doorstep, and now a debonair international spy investigating his involvement in the mystery is the only person that stands between Manny and the precipice of disaster.

    NOTE: Don't be alarmed by the archive warnings! ALL Explicit Erotica chapters will have an [S] in the title, and Explicit Violence chapters will have a [B] in the title. These chapters will be summarized so that the work remains as accessible as possible despite its dark themes. Muchisimas gracias and happy reading!

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    3/?
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    A look into the ever growing madness of the employees of Joey Drew Studios as told through their written musings, demands, and other nonsense on a cork board.

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    46/?
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    literally the title but it gets even better as it goes on

    this was apparently airdropped to an entire spanish español class, so that's good

    spread the word of the new god of the universe

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    26
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    2
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    kirk huffman was watching porn one day. ten suddenly his best fend kyle come in and it all went 2 shit frum there. very romantic story so ages 2 and up.
    on semi-hiatus, i update when I WANT B))))))))))
    i have sold my soul to kirj

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    Chapters:
    33/?
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    12
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    1
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    1088
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    Soobin and Taehyun are spiders. They, inexplicably, grow interested in the humans whose rooms they inhabit

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    2
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    Crimson wings flashed across the city of Manburg, Theseus one of the most nefarious villains in the city. He was a member of the villain gang Sleepy Bois Inc. aka SBI. He was running from his pursuers, the Dream Team, a trio of top-level heroes, and Bee and Boo, the most popular vigilantes.

     

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    SBI as Villains, Bee Duo as Vigilantes, and Dream Team as Heros

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
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    54
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    6910
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    Spamton dreams of a better tomorrow from within the confines of his dumpster home. Little does he know that the next day is garbage day.

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    Chapters:
    2/8
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    2
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    244
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    Zhan Huang reunites with this old friend and occasional enemy Taotie to finally make the next step in his elaborated plan of world domination. To celebrate, he does his best to entertain his guest, but it is like it's always been - they do what they can do best: Make a mess.

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    Cotton Candy Casino, run by a demon over ten thousand years old and created before time for demons and angels alike with humans soon joining in the seventeenth century. Starting at five hundred petals a night for the smallest room and minimal requirements to a stay, it is at the top of the list for best casinos in the universe. Aleator Ludere is the owner, and he has the personality of a firework: eccentric, loud, and bright, save for the demonic traits he possesses.

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    “Tommy.” The shorter teen stared dangerously, “What the fuck did I tell you about throwing Ranboo off of the balcony.”

    Well technically Tubbo had told Tommy not to throw him out the window.

    “Technically, you told me not to throw him out the window.” Tommy shrugged, and winced as his friend began to angrily drag him along by the back of his shirt. Tommy was honestly surprised that Tubbo could pull him around being so much smaller than him. Honestly Tubbo could probably yeet Tommy across the apartment powered on pure spite.

    BASICALLY: a crackfic with a plot kinda and sbi adopts benchtrio OH YEAH WAIT ALSO EVERYONE IS A HYBRID HUMAN AND SOME OTHER ANIMAL TOMMY AND RANBOO ARE CATS AND TUBBO IS LITTLE GOAT BOI

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    21
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    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1666
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    Ok, Astolfo goes to a small high-school called Crackington: High School of the Cracked

    Here, he will discover a lot of things like someone who secretly loves him and a serial killer that hides among them.(YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IS THE KILLER JUST BY LOOKING AT THE CHARACTERS DON'T LIE TO ME)

    Anyway, here is my story

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
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    Melina has a problem. How is she going to stop her best friend from murdering any guy who shows interest in her?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    The water in Trost turns blue and thick as butter. It's the least strange thing that will happen. Eren and Zeke meet a weirdo living in the neighborhood that seems to know something about it.

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    Luca decides to follow the handsome stranger back to his van in the woods.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    Should Jungkook have run away from home? Probably not. Should his parents be dickholes? Probably not, but they are.
    Should Park Jimin take in a random homeless kid that looks scary? Probably not. Could his life be any more boring? Probably not, but maybe that will change.
    Should Jung Hoseok let a demon talk him into joining him for dinner? Probably not... But is he going to? Well the jury is still out on that.
    Should Min Yoongi be falling for a literal angel? Hell no. Should he stop flirting with said angel? Probably, but he cant stop himself sometimes.
    Should Kim Namjoon Propose? Probably. Soon? Probably before his boyfriend does it for him.
    Should Kim Seokjin wait until his Joonie proposes? Maybe. Is he having fun watching his Joonie stress about it, absolutely. Poor thing.
    Should Kim Taehyung be worried about the handsome puppy that followed Jimin home? Nah. Should he point out their obvious attraction to each other...No, its more fun to watch the blush.

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    26,006
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    734
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    Saying hello to a former acquaintance can be the best or worst feeling in the world. Unfortunately for two polar opposites, it's looking a lot like the latter.

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    1,701
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    131
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    Based on a tumblr post I remembered about where foxes piss on hedgehogs to make them unroll and eat them.

    I'm not even in the fandom, the only research I did for this was for onomatopoeias.

    Anyways tails is hungry and it looks like he ordered a freshly pissed on Sonic the hedgehog

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    4
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