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The Ralph of Connors by Cascade_Chinook_Centennial
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
15 May 2021
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It's late 2037 and Andrea Stevenson, CyberLife mechanic, has a problem. One of her former colleagues who was working on the Connor project decided it would be funny to make one of their prototype models, Number Seven, into 007, a walking Bond joke. Now she’s been tasked with the thankless job of assessing whether this ridiculous module has anything useful in it to salvage.
What she didn’t consider was that Seven might have an opinion about being destroyed just because someone else decided to make a joke out of his very existence...
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Oops, I did it again..! by Turphin7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 May 2021
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"Crap!" whisper-yelled a certain greenette. He was currently running on the street for his life when fate decided to betray him in the worst possible scenario, making him trip on nothing but pure air! He could hear the sirens in the distance which meant that a few heroes were even closer.
Just another vigilante deku fanfiction..
uhhh yeah check it out if you want :DA/N
This is my first story so it might not live up to your expectations, sorry-
I hope you still enjoy if you decide to read it!This fic is also inspired by many other vigilante deku fanfictions out there!
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ZHONGLI has added 12 people to [h]
7:50 A.M.
walnut: WAIT OMG WTF YOU ACTUALLY LEARNED HOW TO USE IT?!
Childe: oh um oh fuck
walnut: CHILDE WHAT DID YOU DO
Childe: HE WAS SUPPOSED TO ADD ONLY ME
Childe: ZHONGLI??!?!?!
ZHONGLI: Is something wrong?
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James Bond along with Sebastian Ronson is one step closer to uncovering the secret organization behind Quantum and getting the hard drive in a mission that leads them from Zurich to Monte Carlo to Amsterdam. However, standing in their way are James' old enemy Mr. White and a beautiful heiress, with a connection to M that holds an important clue. As Bond and the heiress begin to connect, will he keep his promise to M? And has he finally met the love of his life? Wonder what James Bond was up to during the gap between Quantum of Solace and Skyfall and how he became involved in the opening events of Skyfall? Wonder no longer.
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A spur of the moment deal throws Vox and Alastor together in a plot to win the heart of the porn star Angel Dust. In the spirit of Cyrano de Bergerac Vox comes up with a plan to feed lines to Alastor so that the completely hopeless in romance Radio Demon can secure his beau.
As Alastor and Angel's relationship grows, Vox becomes all too aware of the problems in his own and before too long he's stuck between love and a demon contract in a game of Overlords
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Mrs.Bond by MrsBond007 (Lavenderfreak)
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig movies), The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)
13 May 2021
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In a post- alternative No Time to Die universe, James Bond still reeling from Madeleine Swann's betrayal has met his match in Jayne, a young, brilliant, damaged CIA agent. James eventually falls for the beautiful Jayne after having a brief fling with Q and in an uncharacteristic move marries her. James and Jayne are no sooner back from their honeymoon, when they learn that their respected agencies are far from happy about their marriage and that they are grounded from all missions indefinitely. That makes matters worse when they realize that the mission, they met on is far from over. In a mission that leads them to Washington DC and Kazakhstan, both James and Jayne must confront their past and future. As the bodies and bombshells pile up, James struggles not to fall victim to past mistakes as he wrestles with the question, is Jayne the right girl for him? Or will she betray him like the others?
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- Part 2 of Never Say Never
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年轻的汤姆 · 里德尔看着邓布利多把他的橱柜点着了。他觉得这是有史以来最酷的事。从那时起，汤姆只希望成为一个和他的教授一样伟大的人。邓布利多真的，真的不知道该怎么处理这个跟在他身边的神经病小孩。
一系列介绍汤姆 · 里德尔生活的简短草稿和片段，他是一个明星学生，未来的变形术大师，同时也是阿不思·邓不利多粉丝俱乐部（简称 APWBDFC）的主席。 -
tot acerba funera: by handydandynotebook for lucdarling
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 May 2021
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Alternatively, The ABCs of Neil Hargrove's Death.
Exactly what it says on the tin. Neil Hargrove dying over and over in an alphabetical fashion. No surprises here.
chapter 1: a is for acupuncture
chapter 2: b is for blood eagle
chapter 3: c is for camaro
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Danganronpa: Fictional Nexus by RenegadeBraveheart
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Zombieland Saga (Anime), Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Pocket Monsters SPECIAL | Pokemon Adventures, 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Manga), Dragon Ball, Back to the Future (Movies), Shantae (Video Games), Hunter X Hunter, Persona 5, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), かぐや様は告らせたい | Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai | Kaguya Wants to be Confessed To (Manga), 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, Durarara!!, Little Witch Academia, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Nichijou | My Ordinary Life (Anime & Manga), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Fangan Ronpa - Fandom, 約束のネバーランド | Yakusoku no Neverland | The Promised Neverland (Anime), Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics), New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Ultimateverse), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Gold & Silver & Crystal | Pokemon Gold Silver Crystal Versions, Fire Emblem Series, Multi-Fandom, Persona Series
11 May 2021
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Monokuma hosts yet another killing game, this time with 17 individuals from other worlds! How original. Taking place in Monocity, The City That Never Sleeps... Without One Eye Open. Other Danganronpa characters shall eventually enter the fray to stop the spread of despair across the fictional multiverse.
Status: Chapter 4: Clash, J-Stars!
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After losing his boyfriend and gaining a stalker, Jin doesn't know what to do other than live through it.
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The Return of Dark Rider: Pony Dreams by BlueCaty, saucytuggles for ann_jay009
Fandoms: Midnight Poppy Land (Webcomic)
08 May 2021
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😈 a Crack MPL/MLP Fic 😈
gifted to ann_jay009This is a crackfic based on The Secret Life of Dark Rider by ann_jay009 (chapters 16-22 of her Game Over and Other One Shots Comedic Series).
Scharch has a secret hobby - writing smutty fanfiction for My Little Pony fandom. And he is actually quite good at it. How did this blend with his daily job and why was he forced to renounce it? Read it in ann_jay009 above mentioned chapters.
When he finds himself in lockdown with nothing else to do, he discovers that the fandom is actually missing him more than he thought. Will he be persuaded to return to the Ponyverse?
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Mens, Et Corpus Animae by Humanity_Sucks2002
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
08 May 2021
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1973 – the first wizarding war has been properly raging for just over six months and things are getting ugly. In a battle, Mad Eye Moody uses an unknown curse on the battlefield, hitting Bellatrix Le-Strange, the 22-year-old protégé of the Dark Lord, and Voldemort himself. Waking up in the gardens of Bellatrix’s house, they realise the effects of the curse: they have switched bodies. How can they fix this, without the rest of the world finding out?
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The prince and his fascinating sex addiction by maknaemilk
Fandoms: Original Work, Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 May 2021
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You follow the prince and his naughty sex adventures ;)
Also some marvel characters appear bc...why not. They're not important tho so you can read it if you don't know the mcu.
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Snapped by SaraJaye for cypsiman2
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 May 2021
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The Flame Emperor is unmasked.
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Trap the Archangel Michael in Hell as a hostage. Put a collar on her so that she's depowered to the strength of a human soul. Threaten Heaven to act according to Hell's demands. What could go wrong?
Everything. Everything went wrong. First, Michael trained herself until her body was in peak physical condition and ripped her cell's bars apart. Then, she found a way to be immune to ammunition and even Hellfire. Then, she armed herself head to toe with weapons. Finally, she found a way to turn impure salt water and even sweat into Holy water.
Years had passed ever since Michael had escaped her cell and terrorised the Pit. There were certain wings in Hell demons permanently avoided now thanks to rumours concerning her whereabouts and the puddles of Holy water Michael left behind. It did not matter that demons could recorporate. Meeting her was straightforward: step in front of her and you'll be discorporated, either shredded apart by her weapons, melted by her Holy water, or ripped apart by her bare bloody hands. Perhaps that's why she earnt the nickname:
The Grim Reaper.
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Moominmamma finds a spider in the kitchen. That's it, that's the plot. Just a normal fanfic.
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Vampire Weiss' Bizarre Adventures (Crack Fic) by The_Red_Impostor for silver_butterfly
Fandoms: RWBY
02 May 2021
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Weiss is a cuck and prayes on AdamxYang kid.
Weiss cant take the cuckening anymore. She goes to Salem who turns her into an immortal vampire and Weiss takes over
the Schnee Manor and lives in the dark, waiting...
Her only servant is Klein who protects her coffin until he dies
Winter thinks she is dead.Weiss is waiting for her Sun to come and she is technically dead as she is a vampire. Winter met Weiss after so long and in that time she thought about her feeling long and hard. And when she saw her face. SHE COULDNT BELIEVE IT!
She shut up and danced for her. The Russian dance she learnt in her time with Jaun. and Klein. And Daddy. And Phyra. (She didn't mind that she was filled with dust and worms from all that time she was in her coffin.
Me and my friends had a crack conversation ages ago. (Like V6 or something). I had this in my notepads since then and I always wanted to post them. To be honest I have no idea what this is about either. I will update it. Those above are the messages that started everything so of course I will put them in the summary.
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Fratrie dysfonctionnelle by FanWarriors_19
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Darth Plagueis - James Luceno
02 May 2021
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Court recueil. - Les cinq frères et sœurs Palpatine font partie d'une famille décidément très dysfonctionnelle, mais imaginons un instant des conversations StarBook relativement pas trop méchantes...
[Isa'ralia Faradien]Series
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You are my everything, my saint, the sole thing in this world that makes me good.
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Let me worship you.Care for you.
Bleed you like the hungry worm I am.
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Tear me apart, I’ll still sing praises to you in my screams.your spear struck out and ruined me, writhing and hard
you simply aimed for my shoulder, but the damage was doneSeries
- Part 15 of The Devil's Saga Series Extras
- Part 9 of Just N/J Porn
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Angst Crack. You heard me right.
In which; Connor (the only adult fit for taking care of older teens) takes the minors away from the smp, and sometimes Tommy visits. The first chapter isn’t crack, but future ones will be full of chaos, dw.