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    Nobody, least of all Chuck, could have imagined how his life would change by being locked on that roof the night of the Masquerade Ball.

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    Dan would be the first person to tell you that he's not hung up on Blair. Three years post finale, Dan and Blair talk about art and feelings and stuff.

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    SPOTTED: Lonely Boy and Queen B sitting in a tree?

     

    I mostly left these alleged lovebirds alone this semester, when every tip I received involved the two of them caught In Flagrante Studio–hardly the tawdry tales we’ve all come to expect from these sworn enemies. But Christmas is here and our beleaguered Ivy Leaguers have returned to the nest–and to our watchful eyes. Who will be the first to catch them in a compromising position...more compromising than this one, that is.

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    Once upon a time, Blair Waldorf got married. And then, she realized she was pregnant and got out of there as fast as she possibly could, finding herself staying with her ex-boyfriend and her best friend, who just so happened to be together. Somehow, against all odds, this didn't end in disaster.

    (or: This is a series of objects which belong to a boy called Henry: a black coat, a newspaper clipping, a stuffed dragon, a plastic crown, a jewelry box, a book, a blue blanket, a statue of a black cat, and a family photo.)

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    Post-5x21 AU: After the events at the Lion's Club, a timer clicks on in Dan's head signalling the end of his relationship with Blair. When the end comes, he begins to question if it was an inevitable occurrence or the worst kind of self-fulfilling prophecy. And then, quickly thereafter, if there's a way to undo it. Or, at the very least to get his friend back.

    Title and chapter headings from the Smith & Thell song of the same name.

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    | The Happy Ending Blair and Dan Deserved |

    Blair Waldorf and Dan Humphrey began their journey on the opposite banks of New York. At the end of Gossip Girl finale, they had chosen different paths, deciding to spend their life with others.
    The chapter of their love was hidden in the book of past, or so they thought.

    As the Manhattan Socialite and the World-renowned Author cross paths over the years, their love takes a shape nothing less than a saga
    Are Dan and Blair star-crossed? Or will they ever realize how right a fit they are?

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    "When I get married again, I want it to be it - the happily ever after I can tell my kids and grandkids about; with the guy I can still be happily married to when we're old enough to have grandkids. I want happiness, and love, and security -”

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    Chuck is Blair's worst habit. 

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    Call-me-Dan pulls his lips into his mouth, face sort of twisting, and mumbles, “Yeah, sounds like Georgie.”

    It is supremely weird to hear someone who isn’t trying to become his stepdad call her that to his face.

    He runs a hair through his curls to get them off his face. “So, she lied.”

    “Ah,” Milo says. “…Yeah, sounds like Mom.”

     

    (Teenager Milo Sparks meets Dan Humphrey. Things go from there.)

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    11
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    Serena and Dan are getting divorced one year after they got married. Serena escapes to New York and just wants to forget. Meeting up with Nate Archibald certainly helps...

    This is a prequel to spaces between us (you do not have to read that to read that one in order to read this story).

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    jenny humphrey is learning to be happy.

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    “i needed you, i needed you and you weren’t here,” she’s tearing up again, and her voice is breaking, “you said you’d always be here for me, you lied.”

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    Post-series: five books Dan publishes, two relationships he restarts, two he ends, and one that goes nowhere at all.

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    Dan Humphrey attends the 10 Year Constance/St Jude's Reunion, since they promised Nate that they would. Everything is different after ten years - and maybe the most fascinating difference is Blair Waldorf.

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    Nate had started the summer off with a rule, that he would avoid waking up alone as much as possible. This isn’t at all what he had in mind, but it’s so, so much better.

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    She was armorless, without the protection of the total darkness of night, without the glaring spotlight of the city lights, and yet, beside Blair, for the first time, Jenny felt truly safe on the Upper East Side.
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    After years of swearing that she would never return to the Upper East Side, a proposition from the newly married Blair Waldorf forces Jenny to wonder if she's willing to risk it all to be on top all over again.

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    Dan loves in a way that’s meant for daylight: hand holding and art galleries and cups of coffee and handwritten pages.

    Blair can only offer shadows. The dark end of the street.

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    Lying there with him in a room full of candles, Elliott Smith playing, curtains drawn, Serena doesn't know what to think or feel.

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    sometimes he wonders if he ever stood a chance at being her forever and always

     

    inspired by that single shot of dan at the chair (ew) wedding

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    31
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    Dan and Serena's marriage lasts for a year until they both realise that their relationship was supposed to end after high school. Dan comes back to New York and hides in his apartment. He starts writing a book that makes him realize things. And then he meets Blair Waldorf again and has to deal with hidden feelings that come back in full force (it's all very uncomfortable. He'd rather run away.)

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    11/11
    Comments:
    66
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    95
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