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    Having met at the last couple days of senior year, Dan and Phil both have troubled pasts and paper-thin lines that can’t be crossed.
    That’s until someone rips through that fragile barrier until it’s nothing but shreds and open wounds. And maybe they didn’t mean it, but maybe that also doesn’t matter now.

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    10/?
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    46
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    Phil laid out the complete outfit on the table and practically swooned; he could not wait until Dan put the outfit on. Speaking of, Phil suddenly hears the sound of water hitting the bathtub. Dan must finally be in the shower. I’ll leave his outfit out on the bed, Phil decides, getting up from the kitchen table to walk off to their bedroom.

    Phil has a maid kink and Dan is always willing to try new things.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
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    91
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    Phil Lester is a guard at a maximum security prison. He sneaks in cigarettes for stressed out inmates and Dan thinks he has too big of a heart to be working this job. "Don't be a worm. It'll get you killed in a place like this."

    Phil wonders if he can change that after something happens to him. Going to Dan for advice on how to keep his job, this prison running tip top, and not on any of the inmates bad side. Dan's advice? "You can't. You can only earn respect, earn your job, and earn good behavior. That I can help with."

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    12/?
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    4
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    27
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    1
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    582
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    I put my Spotify playlist on shuffle. These are the songs that played. I used them to write 11 oneshots/drabbles that are all Phan because I am an enormous piece of garbage. This idea was originally phantasticjacky (danpastels)'s idea, so go check out her story!

    Some of these will be NSFW and others will not. The NSFW/Mature story titles will be marked with an asterisk(*), so read at your own risk.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    184
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    3
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    “Shh, if you whine, they’ll hear us. Don’t want them to find out what a cockslut you are, do you Danny?”

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    1/1
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    106
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    Dan is tired of matching with sexually confused frat boys on Tinder. When he swipes right on Phil, he hopes that this time around things will be different, and well - they certainly are.

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    1/1
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    123
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    3
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    1478
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    it’s october 19th, 2009. dan wants to learn how to give a killer blowjob. it’s pwp and a bit too detailed because i wrote it at 1 am after drinking an iced coffee

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    1/1
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    88
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    3
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    Phil is away at his family’s house, and his old bedroom makes him reminisce on old times. A phone call with Dan is all he needs to allow those nostalgic thoughts to bloom into new antics, including some sneaky, tipsy phone sex.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1162
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    In the early morning, with sleep still in his eyes and no caffeine in his system, the knife in Phil’s hand looks like a blessing calling his name.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    26
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    Dan moves into his new dorm and he and Phil try out the new bed

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    1/1
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    With a previously abusive relationship and wrists littered with scars, Dan won't let himself fall for the boy who is trying to help him. But what happens when he does? He starts falling harder than ever.

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    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    264
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    10010
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    Happy 31st Birthday to Phil!
    To celebrate, the two boys have an exciting round of "Birthday Sex"

    Word Count (Before Authors Edits): 1,280
    Twitter: @MIXTAPETYLER

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    34
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    2
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    There was a boy in Phil’s flat. And he was holding Phil’s work bag. And he was cute.
    Shit, Phil didn’t know what to do. This boy was so cute, and he had somehow gotten into Phil’s flat, and he had a cute little tail with a bow around it, and…. wait, a tail? Is he a neko? Phil was even more confused. Why would there be a neko in his house all of a sudden?
    “Who are you? How did you get into my house?” Phil asked the boy, trying to keep his voice level. Maybe the boy had broken into his house, but he was cute, so Phil decided he didn’t deserve to be yelled at. Not yet, anyway. He could very well be a serial killer.

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    10,131
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
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    240
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    4769
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    Play me like a love song,
    Every time it come on, I get this sweet desire
    //
    Pregnancy pheromones, their lover carrying their children, drives an Alpha closer to their Omega.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
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    115
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Dan Howell had recently come out to his parents which very much blew up in his face resulting in him being sent to a boarding school to be “fixed”. There, he meets a boy named Phil who’d been there for much longer than he has and was known to be somebody who got into trouble a lot but had been controlling himself recently.
    To Dan’s luck, Phil is his new roommate and has no idea what he gets himself into until later on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,373
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1400
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    Daniel was away from the house when his father was killed. Now with a demon on the loose and a taste for revenge, he finds himself with Phil Lester, a hunter with a soft spot for the boy.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    359
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    Safeword drabble

    Series
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    English
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    651
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1619
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    After nearly two months on the road, Marianne makes a proclamation to the two tired boys: You are taking tomorrow off! Dan and Phil spend a lazy day together with no fans, no crew, and no internet. Fluff, Domestic, Fun, Romance, and Light Smut.

     

    This work is a part of the Alanna Harlow 30 Day OTP Challenge. Today's theme is "Lazy Day".

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    3,207
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1563
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    Dan wants to top for once so when he comes across sexual enhancement pills, He figures it's a great time to test them out on Phil. (Daddy Kink)
    *WARNING*
    Although this fic may not read as a Consentual fic, IT IS, Phil is 100% okay and willing to take part in the activities that ensue. :)
    Twitter: @MIXTAPETYLER

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    2227
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    Music weaves the professional and romantic lives of Dan and Phil together, as told through a piano, a show, and a lesson. Romance, fluff, domesticity, and implied smut.

     

    This story is part of the 30 day challenge to create art about your OTP with a different theme for each day. Today's theme was 'Playing Music' .

    This work was inspired by http://alannaharlow.tumblr.com/image/175147404258.

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    English
    Words:
    2,233
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    530

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