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    Everything was like a hurricane before he met John, but he took some time to learn about that. It was only when he fell for someone his own age that he realized all had always been wrong.

    (Where Dave thinks his existence is normal. It is, very clearly to everyone else, not).

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    Chapters:
    9/20
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    13
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    Dave and John have been together since they were teenagers, and John was Dave's savior since he could remember. With everything that happened, and every angry reaction John had, Dave just kept reminding himself of how much he had always loved him. John would never hurt him.

    (Where Dave and John try to balance their difficulties and their desire to stay together forever).

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    Chapters:
    9/25
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    4
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    1
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    Ever since he was a kid, Dave has had some weird dreams. They always felt so vivid, so real, and they only get stronger with age. As he and his friends try to piece together the truth behind a shared dreamscape and a mysterious traumatic event from their childhoods, he can't help but wonder: why does that other world seem so much like home, and why does he feel such a longing for someone whose name he can't even recall?

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    16/?
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    84
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    7
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    1357
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    This is an Heinoustuck fic, trigger warning for child abuse, blood, and just general fucked up shit.

    John doesn't want to go through with his transmutation believing that those who do truly die and that what comes back would not be himself but someone or something else with his memories. So he escaped to the only person he trusts, Rose. Hoping that she can help him, keep him safe from becoming another one of those things while hoping to avoid Rose's mother who's transmutation when she was a kid turned her into something a lot more fucked up than anyone else. And just maybe they can find a truly safe place away from these manmade horrors beyond comprehension.

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    20,937
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    9/?
    Comments:
    3
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    690
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    Karkat was living a peaceful life. Good friends, pleasant job, cozy home. His childhood friends were living over the fence. And over the road stood abandoned old house. All of his childhood he thought it was haunted, as he got older he thought it was unsalvageable. Up until now.
    “We’re going to have a new neighbor!”

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    English
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    15,441
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1/10
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    11
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    2
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    161
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    This Halloween, John’s secrets (and his coulrophobia) come to light.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    1
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    Dad Egbert dilf time (maybe) idfk help me here

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

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    Chapters:
    13/17
    Comments:
    12
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    66
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    7
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    Port of NEPETAQUEST 2022 from MSPFA.

    nepeta becomes the most important character in homestuck. suggest commands in the comments if you wish to be complicit in her eventual death. updates when you least expect it.

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    19,430
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    June and Dave meet in their senior year of high school and take the college journey together. After a year of having shitty roommates, June proposes to live together.

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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
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    51
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    2
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    Dirk and Dave Strider need to get a job. Fortunately for them, the local bakery is hiring, and the pastries produced are so good… you could call it magic!

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    Chapters:
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    Chapters:
    22/129
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    Timelines are supposed to become doomed when a loop can't be closed properly. They can't feed into themselves, so they die and are eventually consumed by the horrorterrors. Davesprite can't let that happen again.

    So when the timeline becomes doomed due to his actions, he undertakes the responsibility to find a way to close the loop and get back on track, with a little help from the Maid of Time.

    John Egbert is unsure of his(?) entire identity. Vriska had given him some girl clothes to use for a prank against someone else (at least, he thinks), so why does he like wearing them so much?

    Tavros needs to be brave for once. With help from a mysterious human named "June" that had contacted him, as well as help from a romance-obsessed catgirl, he finally feels confident to stand up to Vriska when he couldn't before.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1389
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    Seven years ago, John Egbert and his entire family uprooted and vanished off the face of the Earth. The last thing Dave did was ignore his friend– and leave without so much as a goodbye.

    For seven long, lonely years, Dave has wondered what would have happened if he hadn’t been a stupid, angry kid. Pesters went unread, until one day, he stopped sending them and just tried to move on. Emphasis on TRIED.

    And then, like a bolt out of the blue, the lights in the house next door flip back on, and there’s a car in the driveway once more. Dave’s friend is back... but not quite the same.

    For one thing, her name is June– and for another, she’s avoiding Dave like the plague. She’ll barely even talk to him or acknowledge all the time they missed, leaving Dave to watch the light in her bedroom flick on every night as the moon rises.

    Dave has a whole summer to figure out what’s going on. To get his best friend back. All the while, something strange is happening around town, and people are just up and vanishing without a trace...

    All he has to do is solve a mystery, repair a relationship, and try not to fall in love. No pressure.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
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    31
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    8
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    525
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    Mom and Dad get coerced by the cruel bushels of fate.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    26
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    It's that spooky sexy time, and it's time for Kinktober!

    1. Equius/Anonymous
    2. Darkleer/Grand Highblood/Gamzee
    3. Equius/Dad Egbert
    4. Horuss/Damara
    5. Bro/Darkleer
    6. Meenah/Darkleer
    7. Equius/Dualscar
    8. Cronus/Darkleer
    9. Equius/Sollux
    10. Kurloz/Horuss
    (TW: Kurloz)
    11. Equius/Dirk
    12. Equius/Marvus
    13. The Condesce/Darkleer
    14. Gamzee/Equius
    15. Diamonds Droog/Equius (TW: gunplay)
    16. Momlonde/Darkleer
    17. Jane/Equius (TW: choking)
    18. Equius/Tavros/Aradia
    19. Darkleer/Doc Scratch
    20. Dave/Equius
    21. Signless/Darkleer/Grand Highblood
    22. Equius/Rufioh
    23. Darkleer/Rose
    24. Equius/Caliborn
    25. John/Equius (TW: Breath play)
    26. Feferi/Equius
    27. Darkleer/Bro

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    32,264
    Chapters:
    27/31
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    4605
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,825
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    247
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3686
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    John's had this job for a week now, but he's sure of one thing so far; He hates sharing the floor with that god-awful sunglasses kid.

    --
    therapeutic drabbles of a Mcdonalds manager falling back into her homestucker era <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,714
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    289

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