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    Karkat Vantas is four years old when he meets a human boy at the park.

    Even though Karkat doesn't know how to make friends, somehow John Egbert becomes his.

    Kind of.

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    He is stopped abruptly, and his ears are stung by the volume of the speakers when the announcer yells into the microphone

    “Alright, we have a pretty little specimen here, he’s young and well trained, a little defiant at times but is easily subdued when correctly reprimanded. Bidding starts at – “

    Holy fuck, they were fucking auctioning him off.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, you’re nineteen, and congrats, it’s a boy. He’s yours now. You're all your little brother has, so you're going to do your goddamn best to raise him well.

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    5,357 years ago, Midworld was created. The space between the two worlds of Earth and Heron, Midworld was filled with magic and science. Now, after years of peace, another war is on the rise, without the public's knowledge. Rose Lalonde, a student at Skaia University, must navigate her way through double lives as a college student but also as the leader of an extremely illegal group of people living under the city as she uncovers deep secrets about the city of her birth.

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    The first time Dave learns a kitchen is for making food is at his friend John’s house.

    When he’s old enough Bro immediately enlists him to run molly to the city. The one hitch is they need a way to deliver it discreetly…

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    Mr. Egbert, desperate to pay for his son’s college bills, responds to an ad in the paper and finds himself tangled up in the criminal underworld he never knew Dave thrived in.

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    The Striders are making do as best they can. They deserve a lot better, in Mr Egbert's eyes. Too bad Dirk won't accept charity. He might be open to a trade though.

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    And as his world ended, his journey started.
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    John Egbert. mission? kill your gran gran the condesce. Why? She killed your dad.

    But you can't possibly do this alone, that's why you'll need help (you need therapy my dude)

    But in the meantime, let's see what's cooking in the oven.

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    Humans live as we always have, but beneath our feet hidden by magic lay the world of the others.
    Known as Hell, or Faerie, Halja is the land of the two magical races on our planet.
    There are entryways to the other realm, but few could find it if they even looked. Only those with magical heritage could make the journey, and return.
    Dave Strider didn't mean to get his friends kidnapped, but when they followed him home one night Bro had no other choice but to collect them.
    Oh well, at least now Dave wouldn't be so alone now. Bro will look after his half-demon little Bro, and look now he has one of their guardians too. Maybe this will work out well after all.

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    Unlucky are the ones who never find their soulmate. But even unluckier are the ones who find their soulmate to be someone they cannot have.

    A year into high school, Rose Lalonde realises that she is in love with her teacher, and it doesn't take her very long after that to, to both her horror and delight, realise that her teacher crush is, in fact, her cosmically chosen soulmate.

    Inspired by a soulmate AU where your eyes glow when your soulmate is thinking about you: http://lgbtqwritingprompts.tumblr.com/post/180651057245/a-soulmate-au-where-a-persons-eyes-glow-when

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    Rose talks with the ones that say they love her. They tell her she used to be different. She's not sure if she believes them.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    The title sucks, but I can't think of anything else. Let me hear some ideas, if you have anything. I'm still working on it.

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    A young adult lives with their father and one day, someone moves into their neighbor hood. This new neighbor is a scary looking man and has a terrible personality. What happens when sparkly cute things meet dark evil things.

    Fluffy bunny with scaly monster.

    By the by, the era in which this takes place was not determined and it jumps from 1990's to other era's.....so....this doesn't have an actual era. More of a mix of era cultures to to be vague. If you can figure out an era it can be then let's go with that.

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    • Part 11 of OTP
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    Everything was going great. Itch nicely scratched, attractive guy on his arm, a wild night of sex to show for it.. and a new bite mark that leaves a lot to be explained by a presumptuous vampire with a thirst for something hot blooded.

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    In the guardians' life after death, Bro tries to deal with the loss of Lil Cal and everything that comes with it.

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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    Karkat is starting his senior year of highschool and meets one of his soulmates, Dave Strider.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    The summer when you're ten years old, a boy moves in next door for seemingly the express purpose of annoying you. He names you his best friend on a whim, which might also be annoying if you didn't like him so much.

    The summer when you're thirteen years old, he starts dating your cousin and it's no big deal, because why would it be a big deal? You don't know why you're relieved when they break up mid-way through eighth grade, but you try not to seem too happy about it when you're consoling them each in turn.

    The summer when you're sixteen years old, he ruins you with one kiss, and not until then does everything click into place, because you're Dirk Strider, dumbass bastard supreme.

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    Derse princess Rose Lalonde is married off to the Prospitian prince John against her will. Steeling herself against the inevitability of politics, Rose does her best to make the best of the terrible situation. Her newly found friend Jade with her lowblood friends along with the pretty Alternian seamstress-in-training make life a little more bearable, but an unseen catastrophe tears her carefully constructed comfort zone apart.

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