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    "Your name is John Egbert, and you are going to flip your monumental shit if one more thing in your life changes."

    After a failed invasion in 1592, The Empress cut her losses and left all trolls who had fought in the Earth Wards for dead, not realizing that it was about 95% of her population. Troll and human society slowly merged, but stayed separated, with different stores, towns, schools, everything. But after a new law passed encouraging the mesh of troll and human society, one small town just outside of Seattle would be the first of its kind to host a troll and human highschool in the evenings.

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    7/?
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    8
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    33
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    4
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    Four adults crash on an Island and the world will never be the same.

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    12/?
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    35
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    37
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    6
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    857
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    Sometimes when you're desperate, you make questionable choices. Sometimes the questionable choice involves a demon who's almost charming enough for the deal you made with him to be attractive, on your end. Sometimes the demon you made a deal with is more complicated than you expected. Sometimes there's a ghost, and some magic...and maybe a couple kisses.

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    13/?
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    11
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    35
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    6
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    597
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    Ever wanted to simulate a friendship with Dave Strider or John Egbert? Maybe something more then that? Angst, fluff, and all?

     

    Then you’re in luck because this is just that!

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    4/?
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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty was signed to bring peace between the kingdoms.
    A rebellion occurred in derse resulting in the Amporas usurping the throne.
    The King has been executed and the second prince is next.
    Lady Lalonde has escaped from Prospit to search for her sister.
    A prospitian knight has been sent to scout out Derse
    The venerable high seer is being escorted to Derse alongside an Ampora prince.
    The eldest prince of Derse has fled into the forest.
    A hunter is out in the forest for a hunt.
    A new era has begun.

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    8/?
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    2
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    15
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    3
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    All the kids' parents have mysteriously been Out Of Commission. They find themselves in a foster care where they eventually meet through some unusual turns of events. They grow up together and learn about friendship (Better as a team!) romance (Intimacy is hard when you're an orphan.) and tragedy (Sometimes no one can change.) But as time passes, they uncover more about themselves and realize their lives are no coincidence.

    So the past, present and future collide.

    (will update tags as I go along!)

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    6/?
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    1
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    Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
     
    I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.

    John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
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    84
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    216
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    Dirk and Dave Strider need to get a job. Fortunately for them, the local bakery is hiring, and the pastries produced are so good… you could call it magic!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    27
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    4
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    1026
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    John never really knew that he was blessed. Everyone else had a patron but not him. Not that he minds though. Until at his ceremony, he finds out that even gods can be late.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Bro gets to experience what it's like to do a little bit of playing pretend. Sexy pretend. His lover just needs a bit of help from a handyman, who would he be to deny that help?

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    Dave witnesses his best friend being spanked and it lights a fire in him. A fire that says yeah, I gotta get me some of that.

    Mr. Egbert is plenty willing to indulge Dave, once Dave makes his intent clear.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    544
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    As an omega, Dave is his brother's property. Bro decides it's time Dave has a first proper playdate with one of his omega friends, John, and the two boys get bred good and hard.

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    1/1
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    Dave loves being his daddy's girl. James is so nice to him, even going so far to let Dave have his most disgusting, depraved, perverse desires filled...

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    1/1
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    62
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    12
    Hits:
    2711
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    If there is only one Lord English then how does Sburb playout in a world not doomed yet still different? find out in the adventures of David Lalonde, Rose Strider, Jade Egbert, and John Harley.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1403
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    A new customer for Arcane Threads. John snags a gift for his father… and gets a new look, as well as a present for Dave and Bro Strider too.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    105
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    The world keeps turning despite what you might think.

    Family is what you make it. Whether you're a Strider, a Lalonde, an Egbert, or an English. The best thing about being Dave is that your family is always there when you need them, even if that extended and found family does include all your friends.

    Series
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    32,414
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    76
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    89
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    2
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

    Series
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    English
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    140,820
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4791
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    It's that spooky sexy time, and it's time for Kinktober!

    1. Equius/Anonymous
    2. Darkleer/Grand Highblood/Gamzee
    3. Equius/Dad Egbert
    4. Horuss/Damara
    5. Bro/Darkleer
    6. Meenah/Darkleer
    7. Equius/Dualscar
    8. Cronus/Darkleer
    9. Equius/Sollux
    10. Kurloz/Horuss
    (TW: Kurloz)
    11. Equius/Dirk
    12. Equius/Marvus
    13. The Condesce/Darkleer
    14. Gamzee/Equius
    15. Diamonds Droog/Equius (TW: gunplay)
    16. Momlonde/Darkleer

    Series
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    English
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    18,475
    Chapters:
    16/31
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1131
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    Being a single parent is hard, and nobody understands.

    You've spent the past 10 years failing at Rugged American Individualism when a thunderstorm washes Jim into your life like a very Western retelling of Mary Poppins, ominous weather escorting in a magical not-quite-English butler who's gonna convince your kid eating veggies and washing dishes is fun.

    What the hell would Mary Poppins have said to Mr. Banks, though, if Mr. Banks had a reeeally good excuse for his absentee parenting? Would Mr. Banks have gotten any grace from the radical tactics of self-realization, if Mr. Banks had been in charge of saving the world?

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    English
    Words:
    11,705
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    185
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    Dave comes out to John, and John gets to thinking.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    662

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