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    Karkat and his brother Kankri moved to a new town for a new start. Kankri quickly find a peaceful job at the local library but keeps getting harassed by a tall stranger in weird pointy shades. Karkat reconnects with his old friend Sollux and finds out that he is also a cop at the police station he is getting transferred to. Rose just wants to run her coffee shop and come home to her beautiful wife. Dave is a local DJ that got bored and decided to mess with some small and cute police officer who seemed way too tense for his own good, And Dirk struggles with human emotions when he suddenly falls hard for the new librarian.
    All while Brodrick struggles with being a good parent. Add the Mafia with Calliborn and we got ourselves an A class Story plot!

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    “Now, though, John was chasing a lead. It was admittedly a vague lead at best, but there were reports of another person hospitalised with mysterious bites. Not dead, they were never dead— although John didn’t know why —but dizzy and scared and unable to describe much more than a young, handsome face that only looked a little ashen, and then a sharp pain and a fuzzy feeling. By now, that face was becoming predictable and easy to track, which might have been worrying if John had given a single Goddamn shit.”

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    Your name is John Egbert, and two of your cagiest troll friends have just fled halfway across the continent to take shelter in your home. You are more than okay with this. You're determined to keep them safe and happy, no matter what you have to do. That's your responsibility as friendleader, right? (Unfortunately, keeping Karkat and Gamzee safe and alive is proving to be far more challenging than it should be.)

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    -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 23:58 --

    TG: yo dirk
    TG: bruh
    TG: dude are you home

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you are watching television on the sofa in your living room. It’s ass o’clock on your birthday that is coming to an end and Dave is asking you if you are home. Fucking weirdo. You decide to tell the truth because honestly, why does it matter if you are or not? You live about two thousand miles away from Dave in your trusty little home in San Francisco, California and he lives in Houston. Texas.

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    -- Done To The Lyrics Of: I Was Made For Loving You-Maria Mena (Cover) --

    Grandpa Harley has passed and John wants out of the house. Thank fuck that old man left him the beach house in the will (Much to Jade’s anger) and he takes this as an opportunity to start his own life even if it is a ten-hour flight away from home. John starts to get comfortable with the island life. He can understand why Jade would come here every summer. All the stories of hunting crazy animals and spooky things that lurked. He can see how this place builds that kind of creativity in the mind. Not that he ever believed in any of that bullshit. That is...until he meets a certain someone that lives in the ocean that likes to visit the docks by the house and John begins to grow fond of them.

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    "I fell into the arms of Morpheus"

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    If you think that an alien ship has crashed near your house at midnight, then you should definitely NOT go check it out, especially if you're only armed with a flashlight, a shitty sword, and your dorky best friend.

    Dave Strider, unfortunately, never had the chance to heed this warning when a group of young 'trolls' crashed their escape pod in a field behind his house. With several of the aliens injured and possibly sick, Dave decides to take them in, while keeping them hidden. But now, Dave and his teenage friends are caught between a dangerous government investigation, and a tyrannical alien empress who would rip apart the universe the find the runaway traitors, and kill them.

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    John has spent most of his life so far feeling like something has been off. He's starting high school this year, and he figures it will be just like every other year.

    Rose is an incredibly smart girl, and besides her lingering admission of her sexuality to her friends, her main purpose is to steer those friends towards their best futures.

    Dana is a cool girl. Her brother has always pushed her to be the best, and she's always lived up to that. She's simply passing that legacy on to her friends.

    Jade has always been a happy girl, and her time talking with her friends has only added to that. She's sure she'll always remain a beacon of positivity to them.

    All of the above are lies.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    When June Egbert has an impromptu coming out to her best friend, she realizes that it's about time she does the same for her other friends. The unexpected arrival of Terezi Pyrope throws a wrench into her plans, and she must adjust both to changing how she was going to come out to the people closest to her, as well as how she will deal with the spark of red blossoming between the two and Terezi's own opinions on her transition.

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    Gamzee is starting his Junior year in high school when he meets a new kid named Tavros. They become close but Gamzee feels like Tavros is keeping something from him, and he soon finds out.

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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

    Or, what happens when the author wants friendship bonding times mixed with supernatural tropes (no affiliation with the TV show, though).

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    Dave Strider stands in front of the cruise ship he unfortunately promised his estranged older sister he would spend the better part of a month on.
    Little does he know that he’s about to accidentally kidnap a creature that sends his trip into a series of events that change the way he sees the world forever.


    [Rated Teen+ : this story includes swearing, incompetent metaphors, outrageously cool dudes, and frequent Freudian slips.]

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    Rose Lalonde spent the first day of summer vacation in the caves under her mansion. Bro dragged Dave Strider to a park. John Egbert took a walk to the nearby lake. Jade Harley decided to stroll down her favorite nature trail.

    All four of them discovered a most well kept open secret; a hidden world exists under Earth's oceans and lakes, a portal to a realm inside the planet itself. It is a place all four kids discover on accident, and it is called "Alternia."

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    It's that time of year again - Kinktober! Chapters are unrelated, warnings will be put as needed.

    1. Equius/Karkat
    2. Aradia/Sollux
    3. Damara/Kankri
    4. Karkat/Kankri
    5. Cronus/Grand Highblood
    6. Jade/Karkat
    7. Caliborn/Dirk/Jane
    8. Rose/Kanaya ft. Dave
    9. Bro/Equius
    10. Porrim/Cronus (Warning: consensual body mod, needles)
    11. Eridan/Sollux (Warning: helmsplay, suicidal ideation)
    12. Bro/Dad Egbert
    13. Damara/Cronus (Warning: soft vore, miniaturisation)
    14. Dualscar/Her Imperious Condescension's voice
    15. Darkleer/Grand Highblood
    16. Spades Slick/Diamond Droog
    17. Cronus/Feferi/Meenah
    18. Grand Highblood/Kankri (Warning: chucklevoodoos)
    19. Dad Egbert/Equius
    20. Grand Highblood/Redglare
    21. Aranea/Kankri (Warning: noncon, mindcontrol)
    22. Dave/Jade/Nepeta
    23. Rose/Equius
    24. Hearts Boxcars/Diamonds Droog
    25. Darkleer/Handmaid
    26. Mituna/Latula/Porrim
    27. Hal/Equius
    28. Terezi/Nepeta
    29. Equius/Tavros, ft Sollux
    30. Equius/Bro/Jade

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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    27/?
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    i guess i have to eventually get started and not drown myself in a list of tangents and deflections of what i actually plan to talk about. which isnt anything at the moment. my publicist said this would be good for the ratings and promised me that i wouldnt have to do interviews for the next couple months and you know i said yes in a heartbeat. no offense, fuck that. all offense to you interviewers but you can kiss my ass. im tired of the settle down question. or when im going to have a kid, or if dirk is my actual kid or some kid i stole from a different universe, blah blah blah

    im literally just vibing.

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    All throughout MSPA’s day on Earth, they’ve suspected something amiss. When they meet up with Jade and her godly dog, it all clicks.
    And now, they are the only thing standing between their friends and absolute destruction.

    ACT 1 of the FRIENDQUEST series.
    Updates Wednesdays (as well as impromptu updates when I have time)

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    13/?
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    64/?
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    It’s been a little over year since the graduation ceremony where the kids passed high school. Everyone continued on with their lives by working, going to college, and going on dates with their significant others. The world is still divided on their beliefs about the relatively new species that has arrived on earth, so the Trolls will have to learn to adapt to a new homeworld. However, time is changing. The world won’t be the same after a interspecies couple discovers learn some shocking news about themselves. Or, in other words, Terezi becomes pregnant with half human half troll offspring a few months before her wedding day.

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    11,250
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    11
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    1
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