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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    Science is supposed to be about knowledge. Understanding the previously incomprehensible. But in this laboratory, it wasn't that they wanted to learn more about the world as it was. They wanted to play God, and create their own abominations.

    The only problem was, their monsters were smarter than they gave them credit for, and they wanted revenge.

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    Karkat and his family move into town to hunt and deal with the demon problem there.

    Dirk wants his beloved Jake as a pet and Bro decides that all the Striders could use one. Karkat and Kankri are unfortunate enough to be around as they go to pick up Dirk's present.

    Dave is uncomfortable with it all but trusts that his brothers knows what is best.

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    This is a roleplay and we aren't changing the layout of it all. Trigger warnings will be put at the beginning of chapters.

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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    When Dirk gets in trouble trying to protect his little bro form a bully, he never thought that he would be stuck babysitting a mute, new kid.

    He also did not expect to start liking the mute, new kid.

    He also did not expect for him to be more than just mute.

    Nonverbal Autistic Jake English.

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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    When news of the famed explorer Jake Harley's death spreads to the suburbs of Washington, John and his dad take in the girl he left behind. Promptbound fill.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Since he left Jake one year ago, Dirk has been lost. After all, it’s not easy wandering around homeless… especially when you’re a former enslaved spirit who is haunted by the memories of his kingdom and family all being destroyed. Or… were they?

    With events in the present bearing dark similarities to the tragedy of Derse thousands of years ago, Dirk realizes that time is running out. He needs to find his reincarnated siblings, relearn his powers, and discover the secrets his lost memories may hold before whatever force out there succeeds in killing them.

    He can't fail. But to win... he'll need hope.

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    Over fifty years ago the Alternian War was ended when Earth's greatest hero, Colonel Sassacre, repelled the invasion by defeating the alien leader, Her Imperious Condescension. Now his descendants must take up the mantle of protecting the Earth when the Alternian Empire returns. But what's this? A peaceful Empress? And she wants to talk to who?

    The story of how Jade Harley became Empress of Earth, Feferi Peixes quelled her first revolution, Karkat Vantas became the ultimate symbol of peace, and twelve trolls and eight humans became the most screwed up family in all the known universe.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you’re a superhero. From a young age you’ve had a strong connection with the wind, in fact you can’t think of a time where you didn’t feel a rush of giddish joy at the swirls of air that seem to surround you in the spring or summer hillsides.

    When you and your friends become a renowned superhero team called the Betas, you get used to fighting bad guys and leading a team of heroes.

    All of this changes, however, during a single fight with none other than the Black Queen herself

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    Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity, in fair Skaia where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean because blood tends to stain. From forth the fatal loins of these foes, a bunch of confused shit heads ruin their own lives, whose misadventured and screwed up horse shit doth lead to love and hella sweet strife. The fearful passage of their dunkassery and the continuance of the High Blood’s rage, which, but being murdered or something, I don’t know, naught could remove, is now the traffic of your browser history- the which, if you with a slight obsession with this fandom will attend, what here shall miss, our heroes shall strive to not fuck up.

    A Medieval AU full of prophecy, magic, regicide, dark secrets, and of course the occasional new found love.

    Rating may change.

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're just a dancer in the Golden King's court, but the favorite of the troupe besides. You're also the Golden Prince's best friend- though you wish you were more. But when Jake is poisoned by an assassin at his eighteenth birthday party, there's nothing you think you can do to save him, until he tells you a story, dark and sorrowful, fully expecting to die.

    You've never been one for fishermen's magic, but all the same, you row out in the middle of a New Moon night, with your soul and a story to make a wish- a bargain to the sea.

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    Basically a huge collection of any and all Homestuck AUs my mind comes up with. Feel free to check em out.

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    3/?
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things

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    Alternately titled: The Feel When Two Nobs Fit Together

    Dave has just begun the long journey of transitioning in secret while living with his two brothers. John is just a boy with severe social anxiety and PTSD. They meet in the waiting room of Dr. Lalonde's mental health clinic and an unexpected friendship begins.

    This is a story of how two boys open up to one another and heal wounds both new and old.

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    Dave has a crush on his only friend, Karkat Vantas.

    (Continued from The Serialist Of My Pulse but can be read on its own)

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