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    Earth has recently come into contact with aliens, also known as Trolls. They live on a planet they call Alternia, and many of them are afraid that their planet-wide dictatorship will be the death of them. As an act of peace, Earth sets up a program, where a Troll will be assigned to a willing human, communicate with them via a secure instant messenger system, and then get shuttled to Earth to live with their human for a minimum of 2 years.

    Karkat Vantas will die the moment he enters the adult world of trolls, and Dave Strider has been persuaded by his sister to accept a Troll into his apartment instead of having a roommate.

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    Thirty years after the initial Super Boom, and the country is in shambles. The only thing holding the city of Sburb together is Alpha, an organization of powered inhumans that act as the law in a city where the law does not exist otherwise. If you have the influence, the freedom and the skill to be accepted into Alpha, you live life as a celebrity and a hero.

    Dave Strider does not have the influence, the freedom, or the skill, and he lives his life as a mildly recognisable menace. On the streets he is Redshift; a masked street Super running errands for a mobster named English to get by. But there's just one tiny little catch: English knows Dave's real identity, and could have his sister shot in the time it takes to make a phone call. Dave is trapped, and just when he thought hiding the fact from his psychic sister was hard, English calls him in one day with an ultimatum.

    In order to keep his sister safe, Dave would do anything. However, helping a mob boss lure and kidnap a teenage dog girl turned out to be a lot more complicated than it sounded on paper.

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    And as his world ended, his journey started.
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    John Egbert. mission? kill your gran gran the condesce. Why? She killed your dad.

    But you can't possibly do this alone, that's why you'll need help (you need therapy my dude)

    But in the meantime, let's see what's cooking in the oven.

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    Derse princess Rose Lalonde is married off to the Prospitian prince John against her will. Steeling herself against the inevitability of politics, Rose does her best to make the best of the terrible situation. Her newly found friend Jade with her lowblood friends along with the pretty Alternian seamstress-in-training make life a little more bearable, but an unseen catastrophe tears her carefully constructed comfort zone apart.

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    Mr. Egbert likes life to be lived a certain way: Clean cut lawn, everyone showing to the neighbor hood watch program, baking for school events. These are the simple things a father should be able to do right? Mr Vantas breaks these rules and many more. He annoys you like nothing else. So why on earth are you attracted to him.

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    It's called Pre-Birthday cake because a pregnant woman gets stuffed with cake. More specifically, Mom Lalonde gets stuffed with cake by Dad Egbert. Enjoy!

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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days are over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    John Egbert's friends all get Infected, and all he wants to do is make them better. But there are some things even a wonder-kid can't do.

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    Bro Strider, still licking his wounds after being licked, goes to a party.

    And freaks out.

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, and they both prefer the same group of people, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

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    Bro's a big criminal who steals info from data centers while taunting the handsome FBI agent that's on his case. But he becomes a little too interested in that agent and he screws up, leading the two of them to a showdown of sorts.

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    This new world that Jake found himself in, he thought, was exactly the same as the one he had left.
    He hoped he was wrong.

    Jane figured that this was a chance for them all to have the lives they should've had.
    She was right, but life always takes unexpected turns.

    Dirk just wanted to be able to interact with people and be normal for a while.
    His heart told him that wasn't going to be happening any time soon.

    Roxy quickly realizes this is not some happy ever after.
    Too bad she can't just conjure one up from the void.

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    Wherein Bro Strider learns a thing or two about manners. Maybe.

    Or maybe he just receives some Stern Fatherly Disapproval, and learns nothing from it.

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