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    Unlucky are the ones who never find their soulmate. But even unluckier are the ones who find their soulmate to be someone they cannot have.

    A year into high school, Rose Lalonde realises that she is in love with her teacher, and it doesn't take her very long after that to, to both her horror and delight, realise that her teacher crush is, in fact, her cosmically chosen soulmate.

    Inspired by a soulmate AU where your eyes glow when your soulmate is thinking about you: http://lgbtqwritingprompts.tumblr.com/post/180651057245/a-soulmate-au-where-a-persons-eyes-glow-when

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    Kinky fic(let) a day, for all of October.

    *slaps the roof* You can fit so many ships in this thing.

    You can find the list over here.

    1. Deep-throating
    2. Ass worship
    3. Sensory deprivation - Knifeplay
    4. Dacryphilia (Tears) (Warning: Dub-con)
    5. Feederism
    6. Daddy - Cock worship
    7. Aphrodisiacs
    8. Blood - Hate-fucking
    9. Titfucking - Sthenolagnia (Musces/Strength) - Bondage - Lingerie
    10. Hairpulling
    11. Object insertion
    12. Licking - Pet Play
    13. Gags - Creampie
    14. Asphyxiation
    15. Intercrural Sex - Uniforms
    16. Nipple Play - Body Worship
    17. Masturbation - Seduction
    18. Xenophilia
    19. Formal Wear
    20. Dirty Talk
    21. Bukkake
    22. Impact Play
    23. Scars - Shibari
    24. Shower/Bath
    25. Boot Worship
    26. Lactation
    27. Exhibitionism/Voyeurism - Degradation (Warning: Non-consensual voyeurism, consent issues)
    28. Omorashi - Humiliation
    29. Sleepy Sex
    30. Stockings/Tights/Pantyhose
    31. Role Reversal - Edge Play - Size Difference

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    It's called Pre-Birthday cake because a pregnant woman gets stuffed with cake. More specifically, Mom Lalonde gets stuffed with cake by Dad Egbert. Enjoy!

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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page

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    When the indisputably coolest dude this side of the apocalypse washes up on a tropical island with nothing but a Feral Juggalo, a creepy puppet, and the occasional mystical dolphin to keep him company, he thinks he's in for your run-of-the-mill Tarzan type story. But is there more to this situation than meets the eye? Follow Dave Strider as he ventures through crushing emotional hurdles, twisted machinations, and very, very messy hair to find out.

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    Since his mother died, John has been bullied at school, neglected at home, and hates life. However, life start to take a positive turn when he finds his online best friend from Texas in his 7th period class. All Dave wanted was to be normal for a while, and not have to worry about the troubles, and hunters, that his "pureblood" brings him. This is a supernatural-y humanstuck (monsterstuck?) AU, featuring human John and Vampire Dave. The story updates often, and takes place over the course of a year, with some minor timeskips. Thanks to Saltymastermemester on FFN for letting me re-write and finish this awesome story.

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    The story of several soldiers, who defeated the Ballas, the Vagos, and of a long-standing feud. It's like Ozerov's Liberation, except it's an AU with lots of fandoms.

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    Words build in your brain, centered around the characters trapped in your heart. Little scraps of dialogue, a scene so clear you can taste the air around them, a connection between souls that no one has ever truly portrayed the way you needed it to. You type them out as fast as you can and ignore the aching of your head until there are too many chapters for reason and not nearly enough words to fill them.

    With that done, you sighed and forced yourself to admit the plain truth:

    You are absolutely shipping trash.

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    “Rose.” Dirk’s tone was calm but strict. “Your mother had a bright future ahead of her. And I’m proud of her for, for managing to make such a life for herself after being a teen pregnancy. She’s not another statistic, she’s…”

    To anyone else, Rose might look annoyed, but Dirk could read the sadness reflecting off her eyes. The way she played with her hair, the way she pulled at a thread on her old pajamas.

    “She’s your mother, Rose.” Dirk sighed. “Just how I’m your father, no matter what you call me.”

    --

    Dirk Strider, father to twin children at 15 years old, has to deal with the return of their mother and her newfound family.

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    Your name is Skye Scarlet and you started a game of Sburb with your friends, but ended up being ripped out of there and transfered to the Alpha/Beta kids/trolls' games. That Divergence completely ruins their games, but you find a way to save them before it's too late. The exit you found might not exactly be what you were expecting tho...

    (This story is set in a first person point of view, but you are an original character with a name and a back story.)

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    A young 13 year old girl by the name Kate Strider, Daughter of John Egbert and Bro Strider, goes on a journey to find her biological Brother, Dave Strider, to get away from her abusive Father, Bro. Little does she know the troubles that await her in her long journey ahead.

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    It's the early 1990s, with all the Lisa Frank stickers, VHS tapes, triphop, and gigantic computers that this implies. In this era, four young people struggle to transition into becoming responsible adults, a feat that will far more difficult than any of them could have imagined. What's the point of being grown up if you can't eat Doritos for breakfast every day?

    There's Ro Lalonde, a well-meaning, genial college freshman, and an aspiring neurologist, who might just have a bit of a drinking problem, and who plans to adopt twenty cats one day.

    There's Derrick Strider, part time mechanic and full time high school dropout, who made his way from Austin, Texas to New York City, in order to get as far away from his abusers as possible.

    There's James Egbert, a college sophomore with a penchant for pipe tobacco, who has one semester to pick a major, and who may in fact, be the only sane person he knows.

    Lastly, there's Josh Crocker, a college junior, a history major, and the only one who can go toe-to-toe with James in terms of feats of manliness (and sanity).

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    For two long years, Bro Strider had believed he was losing his mind when he started having dreams of a blonde haired, red eyed boy. Between this dreams and the feeling that he was forgetting something, is Bro really losing his mind? Or is it something else? Who is this blonde boy that Bro had been seeing? What is their connection? You know and I know. But will Bro ever figure it out? And if he does, what will he do?

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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    A new face is introduced to Karkat's group of friends when Dave moves in with Rose and her family. Things aren't as they seem though, and the more Karkat gets to know Dave, the more they both unearth family secrets that change them forever.

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    In just a few days John and Vriska are getting married, and there are many people attending. Rose is in the last few days of her pregnancy, Jane and Terezi are having so much fun, and Tavros and Rufioh are participating in this year's cosplay contest. What can go wrong? Well, there is mad clown, a gangsta lady that wants her ex girlfriend back, two moms that want to deliver their daughter to her future husband, and Caliborn wants to show his shitty art to Alan Moore.

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    "You should be scared."
    "Miss Maryam, if only you knew of all I should truly fear that I do not."

    Rose Erza Lalonde-Strider goes to an all girls academy in the small town of SBURB. Within her academy is her close friend Jade Harley, an energetic witch with the power to snap one's neck with a wave of her hand. With her rather high reputation and stats, many fear the stern seer. Though when a peculiar young woman turns up in the school, Rose's world falls upside down with Kanaya Maryam invading her heart. Rose should be afraid of a lot of things, yet she faces danger at every turn without it.

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    Set in the post Sburb universe, the kids find themselves back on an Earth that has no idea that SBurb ever existed. The entire thing was a hoax set up by teenagers seeking media attention.
    The kids, based on how far they made it into the sburb universe, have varied forms of amnesia. Since John, Jade, Rose, and Dave made it the farthest inside the Sburb universe they remember the most. However, they find that no matter how hard they try, it's impossible to remember the trolls completely. Facing day to day life, they go through carrying the heaviest secrets of all. Not only was Sburb real, they have yet to be able to talk to the trolls in three years.
    The story now picks up on a familiar date in mid-April, where the kids fly to Houston to compete in a nation wide music fest and finally start to remember.

    Please Note that relationships haven't been developed yet and that the Alphas do not appear until Chapter Five.

    Part of the Refrain Universe. For best results, read Refrain first.

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    John had no idea what he was getting into when he took his first "real" job under the young Hollywood success that was Mr. Strider. Dave expected the assistant that walked into his office to be just like the thousand dime-a dozen employees that quit in the last year. Both learn to Make it Work. Adult AU Johndave with fluffy holiday themes, and "All the Pennies" by Mindy Gledhill.

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